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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient
OK. It's Sat morn and I'm not awake yet. The only glasses I can find slide off my face when I look down. I am computer (almost) illiterate. And you want me to go to page 1512. How do you do that? One page at a time? Does this silver man have anything to do with a garage in Washington left perhaps by a man in a trenchcoat who refers to himself lovingly as Deep Throat? If not, Please instruct. I had a grin on my face yesterday - could that be the beginning of an attack of funny?

It certainly could--we tend to have that effect on people :D

To get to a certain page, look to the bottom left of your screen and you'll see a box that says "2267 pages" (the page we're currently on). Click on the dropdown in the box and you can just type in the page you want. :)


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psawyer Proficient
And you want me to go to page 1512. How do you do that?

At the top (or bottom) of the page on the right, the current page count is shown. To the right of it is a triangle pointing down. Click the triangle, and a window will open where you can type in the page number to which you wish to go.

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Jestgar Rising Star
To get to a certain page, look to the bottom left of your screen and you'll see a box that says "2267 pages" (the page we're currently on). Click on the dropdown in the box and you can just type in the page you want. :)

:lol: :lol: I didn't know that!!

Minimul motivation this morning. Didn't even drag my butt outta bed until 6:30. Gotta figure out sump'n t'eat.

ranger Enthusiast

Well, I learned something new. After reading about him for 4 pages, I feel like I know him. And I already miss him terribly. Where can I get my own Sam Hill Manhead? My Dh doesn't have a parking garage where he works (the barbarian) and, besides, what are the chances of that happening twice? Seriously, I need someone to walk with. I could put him in a little wagon - he could protect me from the wild dogs that roam the area. And all the young girls in the nieghborhood would secretly think of me as a cougar (which I am). And the money I would save if I saw a shrink! I could just talk to him! Is he silli? Is it too soon to be thinking about the "L" word?

elye Community Regular
I woke up Mark :P who tried to swat it with a rolled up newspaper, but only succeeded in knocking it to the floor--where it ran under the bed. Then it just disappeared :huh:

Dear gawd........ .. . . ..this would NOT be good fer me, either.... . . ...and imagine Soooozle? Methinks she would be awake ALL night. .. .. .. :lol:

Minimul motivation this morning. Didn't even drag my butt outta bed until 6:30. Gotta figure out sump'n t'eat.

Our Ranger is digging up some silly, yet Jyesss seems down a quart.

Eat, and things will be all better. This, unfortunately, seems true for EVERY situation. <_<

We go and get J3 tomorrow morning.....haven't seen him in two weeks. Bet he's taller (even standing legitimately)..... . . He is growing SO quickly right now...

:)

Index for Susan:

J3 = my son Jack, called such as he is the third-tallest in the group of J-named boys in his camp cabin.....but the glitch was, the way he was standing while being measured was, well, . . . . .....actually, you can find my account about seven or eight pages back, now that you know how to search, and of course you have nothing better to do than read my past ramblings. ..... ...... :rolleyes::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Well, I learned something new. After reading about him for 4 pages, I feel like I know him. And I already miss him terribly. Where can I get my own Sam Hill Manhead? My Dh doesn't have a parking garage where he works (the barbarian) and, besides, what are the chances of that happening twice? Seriously, I need someone to walk with. I could put him in a little wagon - he could protect me from the wild dogs that roam the area. And all the young girls in the nieghborhood would secretly think of me as a cougar (which I am). And the money I would save if I saw a shrink! I could just talk to him! Is he silli? Is it too soon to be thinking about the "L" word?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Well pholks, I think we have a natural here! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
We go and get J3 tomorrow morning.....haven't seen him in two weeks.

Has it been 2 weeks already?? Wow!


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elye Community Regular
Well, I learned something new. After reading about him for 4 pages, I feel like I know him. And I already miss him terribly. Where can I get my own Sam Hill Manhead? My Dh doesn't have a parking garage where he works (the barbarian) and, besides, what are the chances of that happening twice? Seriously, I need someone to walk with. I could put him in a little wagon - he could protect me from the wild dogs that roam the area. And all the young girls in the nieghborhood would secretly think of me as a cougar (which I am). And the money I would save if I saw a shrink! I could just talk to him! Is he silli? Is it too soon to be thinking about the "L" word?

:lol::lol::lol:

Ranger Soooozun! Yes, I hear you on the immediate connection, the magic one feels upon first encountering SHM. Jus' somethin' about him. . ........and you're right, the chances of it happening twice - - something of this calibre, slim to none.

I think we need every Psilly to put up their avatars in which he has appeared, so that you can really get a sense of exactly how much he has infiltrated our lives. My pic is stored in my other computer, so I will get onto it next post and put it up.

Jestgar Rising Star

Since my kitchen is in disarray, my dryer is also not hooked up so I've been line drying. I switched out my sheets and made a discovery - flannel is not meant to be baked dry on a clothes line. It was like sleeping between sheets of sandpaper.

On the up side, I figure this whole body exfoliation woulda cost me a fortune at a spa. :mellow:

Jestgar Rising Star
I think we need every Psilly to put up their avatars in which he has appeared, so that you can really get a sense of exactly how much he has infiltrated our lives. My pic is stored in my other computer, so I will get onto it next post and put it up.

I canna rrecoverr mine. It was on the stewed computer and I have yet to buy the device that will allow me to use that drive.

elye Community Regular
I canna rrecoverr mine. It was on the stewed computer and I have yet to buy the device that will allow me to use that drive.

Gah! Well, we must recruit Jyaghnutt, the creator of most of these amazing pictoral accounts of Sam's whereabouts. Hopefully she kept copies of the ones she made.....

JAHNUTTTT!

ranger Enthusiast
Dear gawd........ .. . . ..this would NOT be good fer me, either.... . . ...and imagine Soooozle? Methinks she would be awake ALL night. .. .. .. :lol:

Our Ranger is digging up some silly, yet Jyesss seems down a quart.

Eat, and things will be all better. This, unfortunately, seems true for EVERY situation. <_<

We go and get J3 tomorrow morning.....haven't seen him in two weeks. Bet he's taller (even standing legitimately)..... . . He is growing SO quickly right now...

:)

Index for Susan:

J3 = my son Jack, called such as he is the third-tallest in the group of J-named boys in his camp cabin.....but the glitch was, the way he was standing while being measured was, well, . . . . .....actually, you can find my account about seven or eight pages back, now that you know how to search, and of course you have nothing better to do than read my past ramblings. ..... ...... :rolleyes::lol:

I did read about that. Maybe next time they measure, you could put Sam Hill Manhead on his head and maybe they won't notice a kid with a head on his head and measure him taller. I think I' getting fixated. Seiously, it's rough being 13.

Does he take the heighth thing seriously, or does it not bother him?

ranger Enthusiast
Since my kitchen is in disarray, my dryer is also not hooked up so I've been line drying. I switched out my sheets and made a discovery - flannel is not meant to be baked dry on a clothes line. It was like sleeping between sheets of sandpaper.

On the up side, I figure this whole body exfoliation woulda cost me a fortune at a spa. :mellow:

Oh God that hurts to think about!

jerseyangel Proficient

Here tis

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Had to crank up the other computer--disregard the hair :lol:

elye Community Regular
I did read about that. Maybe next time they measure, you could put Sam Hill Manhead on his head and maybe they won't notice a kid with a head on his head and measure him taller. I think I' getting fixated. Seiously, it's rough being 13.

Does he take the heighth thing seriously, or does it not bother him?

HEY! We never thought of that as a practical use for SHM! For those guys who are short and want to appear considerably taller........he could be an extender! Put him on yer head, wrap yer shirt around yer real head and neck........VOILA.

The bonus: He has a much better-looking face than many short blokes I know.. . .. ..

:lol:

elye Community Regular
There tis

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Had to crank up the other computer--disregard the hair :lol:

OMG........ . . . :lol: I remember this.... . .... how he was staring lovingly, possessively at you, Patteigh....we all commented on this. . . . .

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Here tis

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Had to crank up the other computer--disregard the hair :lol:

PadT sporting Pre TexASS hair :D

psawyer Proficient

Hey! Who is that guy Oliver is looking at?

jerseyangel Proficient
Hey! Who is that guy Oliver is looking at?

I always loved that pic--the way Oliver has his little hand on Sam's shoulder :D

Nik--fer some strange reason, I have your Sam pic on my other computer :lol: I'm thinking it was from when I made those Jib Jab videos.

curlyfries Contributor

OK.....here's mine.

And Susan.....if you can't see them, hit F5.

Jess.....me hubby had to buy one of those thing-a-ma-bobbers to find his resume. And I just noticed yer av........someone is actually makin money selling diet water??????

I need to try somethin like that.........how about diet air?

elye Community Regular
I always loved that pic--the way Oliver has his little hand on Sam's shoulder :D

Nik--fer some strange reason, I have your Sam pic on my other computer :lol: I'm thinking it was from when I made those Jib Jab videos.

:lol::lol: Crap, did SHM make it as an elf into any of those phab videos?

Yep, and there he is wif Oliver - - such a guy, loves cats......socializes so easily with all of us....flies across the pond for a photo with Nik...I'm tellin' ya, what a guy........

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
And I just noticed yer av........someone is actually makin money selling diet water??????

I need to try somethin like that.........how about diet air?

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DingoGirl Enthusiast

NNEEEEEEEAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

:angry:

:huh:

:blink:

had TONS of quotes and......all gone and........me facebook paged is all crazy (millions of tiny squares with numbers in them - all over - have seen this many times but - never on my facebook page? WHAT IN HELL??? PEEEEEEEEEEEEETER!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!

will try re-booting :unsure:

RANGER SOOZEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAH! She's astoundingly psilly, and quite a natural!!!!!! we gots us a live one, Psills!!!!!!!!!! :lol:<can we keep her? >

Am lost wivout me quotes :angry:

Emmel - NO MORE SVENNING! take care of thy phoot, lovely

Padt! THE BIG BUG!!!!!!!! *gasp* You have to move!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam Hill :lol:

pot-knocking-over-disguise method :lol: JAN-IT! run to the store and get some!

MIMMS!!!!!!!!!! We miss you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Judith - how'd the cat meeting go? sending so much love to Velcro :wub: and you -

Leesargh's health insurance covering psilly visits :lol:

PHORGOT EVERYTHING ELSE!!!!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

SHROOMIE!!!!!!!! what's up in the glorious Sierra Nevada today???? I"ll be there at 6 ;)

It's a glorious (and shocking) 70 degrees here at nearly noon, Weez and I are gonna go out and do sumphin. And - OMG - I am feeling the urge to paint something - - a wee painting, or, use my phab watercoloUr pencils - don't tell anyone!!!!! It's been AGES!!!

Love to all me Sills

xx

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mushroom Proficient
Okay, Soooozun and Shroomie! Head back to page 1512 - - mid-November 2008 - - the sudden introduction of Sam Hill Manhead into our lives. . . .......

:lol:

Reading it again, I remain fascinated in where he came from..... . . ....why he was there, right when DH was unlocking his car.... . . . ....what does it meeeeeeean?

..

The appearance of Sam Hill Manhead is mysterious indeed, and never has so much care been put into selecting an appropriate name :lol: Do ya think some woman who didn't appreciate what she had knocked 'im off 'is pedestal?? :lol: Her loss, our gain! Thanks for digging that out, Em. It plugged some other gaps too!

Last night just as I was going to sleep, I turned and saw the biggest black bug on the wall, up near the ceiling :o I woke up Mark :P who tried to swat it with a rolled up newspaper, but only succeeded in knocking it to the floor--where it ran under the bed. Then it just disappeared :huh:

Oh man, I can so relate to that one. As a certified arachnophobic, as a teenager I snuck in after curfew to find this humongous spider on the wall above my bed. Plucked up my courage and took a thwack at it and lost it!! It fell between my bed and the wall (onto very dark stained wood) and vanished. I could nae ask for any assistance, so after searching all the bedclothes I quietly slid the bed out into the middle of the room, lifted all bedclothes clear of the floor, and laid awake in terror all night. Never did see the bugger again.

UNLIKE the spider I found in my friend's guest bed. Thwacked at that one and lost it too, and just had a feeling that I had nae seen the last of it. Fortunately I had been a little dephobia-ized by then so that when it reappeared I did not die like I might have before. Took a sweater out of a dresser drawer and put it on; little while later I scratched a tickle on my arm, but it did not go away. Premonition hit and I walked (did NOT run, but uncalmly) into the bedroom and pulled the sweater off inside out and THERE HE WAS. I made sure I despatched him that time.

To get to a certain page, look to the bottom left of your screen and you'll see a box that says "2267 pages" (the page we're currently on). Click on the dropdown in the box and you can just type in the page you want. :)

Now I knew that, one of the few things I do know so I had to tell ya. :D

Since my kitchen is in disarray, my dryer is also not hooked up so I've been line drying. I switched out my sheets and made a discovery - flannel is not meant to be baked dry on a clothes line. It was like sleeping between sheets of sandpaper.

I do believe you have just discovered why Nickerler is always ironing :lol: :lol: Ya gotta iron out the sandpaper!

OMG........ . . . :lol: I remember this.... . .... how he was staring lovingly, possessively at you, Patteigh....we all commented on this. . . . .

Ah that chiselled chin, that straight nose, that loving gaze...whatta guy! Pity he does not have the appropriate appendages!! :P

Good lord Em, why did ya give 'im away??

Amanda has a Maine Coon too!!! Aren't they just the greatest, and yes, they do lick you like a dog, make you a member of the Maine Coon tribe. Miss Em does not walk on the keyboard; she lies beside the computer, always likes to be close, but parks right in front of the screen so you can't see a thing (yeah, 15 lbs plus and takes up the whole screen) when she wants something (like dinner :lol: ) She's bossy too; herds us around when she thinks it's time for us to go to bed. Yeah, I'm missing her!

Damn, I had this post all planned out and then Clay insisted he had to use THIS computer for IMPORTANT business (like psillies are unimportant :o ) and everything has gone out of my pea brain. Oh well, there wasn't a lot in there anyway....

mushroom Proficient

Why do we have to get cold when you gets cold, Soozle? It's not going to get above 70 all day today in the glorious Sierra Nevada :( And just when the smoke cleared from the NorCal fires too. Why does California have to blow everything in our direction??

Sorry about your 'puter woes :(

Yeah, isn't Soozun a kick in the pants!! I's going to have to find more psilly.

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