The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[curlyfries]

Are you absolutely sure he hung him and didn't hang him??

What's the fun in that?

Besides.....I think Ptaughmnus's version is why we now have 14 guests!

[mushroom]

Sorry if I offended you.. I was referring to the fact that as celiac flattens the villa, there are some illness that elongate them, and that I was coming (growing) out of my bad mood. I can be lewd, but this time it was an accident.

Rules Nos. 1 and 2:

1. Nevah apologise

2. Nevah explain--make them work for it.

And here's Rule No.3:

Just up the wackl!!! :lol: And this time you did that, even if by accident. Sometimes some of the best wackl is quite accidental...

[Jestgar]

He hung a man in Reno just to watch him dry.

<snicker>

*snort*

[psawyer]

Susan (ranger),

The sillies are a special group of people. You can say anything here--we won't take offense and you needn't apologize. I am reminded tonight of this quotation from Erich Segal's Love Story:

Love means never having to say you're sorry.

[flourgirl]

Hey all.....sniggerrrr.....look whut GJinnnn....at made for meeeee!

He hung a man in Reno just to watch him dry.

<snicker>

Love it! Annnnd From the Boy Named Sue...How do you do? When I was just a baby...my mama told me son, .......make sure you shake him out before he's dry so he doesn't feel like sandpaper!!

*I* just had some choco-late (can you tell?). Sorry Psuess...I didn't save any for you! _{Or for anybody else for that matter}

Glorious summery weather. Phinally spent a day just relaxing (last day of vacation). Actually went swimming floating in the pool. Just what I needed. Wish every one of you could have been here with me....what fun that would be!

[DingoGirl]

He hung a man in Reno just to watch him dry.

<snicker>

PTAUMASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! always nice to see a poop-in

OOPS!!!!

_{Sorry Sooz}

Ummm.......was that chocolate supposed to be for you?

Well..........you see..............I was, like, a little stressed.......and....like.........it was just sitting there........and, well...........I was kinda hungry too.....so..........the thing of it is..........

......you know you should never leave sumthin like that just sittin out.........

.....of course, if I hadn't eaten it, somebody else would've...

......it was gonna melt, anyway.........

.......it really wasn't all that good.....

_*snicker*

why you little DEVIL! I needed it!!!!!!!!

and speaking of evil snacks - someone - a wicked person - sent me a link to a red velvet cake - oh dear gawd -- you know, I've never had it in my entire life, has become quite trendy again recently and.....just the name of it always made me swoon...... (same as Krispy Kreme donuts - when I read the name, about 15 years ago, I think I wet myself and was on a mission to find some - and did and.....I don't wanna talk about it any more )

anywho. Karenly (now on Facebook!) says she is gonna make it for me - YOWZA!!!!!!!! am sick with joy

Are you absolutely sure he hung him and didn't hang him??

or hanged him

What's the fun in that?

Besides.....I think Ptaughmnus's version is why we now have 14 guests!

we are quite popular lately, aren't we?

And here's Rule No.3:

Just up the wackl!!! And this time you did that, even if by accident. Sometimes some of the best wackl is quite accidental...

truer words ne'er spoken

[flourgirl]

Hey all.....sniggerrrr.....look whut GJinnnn....at made for meeeee!

He hung a man in Reno just to watch him dry.

<snicker>

Love it! Annnnd From the Boy Named Sue...How do you do? When I was just a baby...my mama told me son, .......make sure you shake him out before he's dry so he doesn't feel like sandpaper!!

*I* just had some choco-late (can you tell?). Sorry Psuess...I didn't save any for you! _{Or for anybody else for that matter}

Glorious summery weather. Phinally spent a day just relaxing (last day of vacation). Actually went swimming floating in the pool. Just what I needed. Wish every one of you could have been here with me....what fun that would be!

[flourgirl]

Oooops, some howwwwww, I ended up posting the same thing twice. Think I'll blame it on the choco-late buzz!

Waving and grinning hello to all of you!

[curlyfries]

Woah.....like........deja vu, man.

[flourgirl]

Woah.....like........deja vu, man.

Yup! All over again..

[Jestgar]

Hey all.....sniggerrrr.....look whut GJinnnn....at made for meeeee!

:lol: :lol:

[Jestgar]

And don't forget the fun of multiple manhead postings in other threads....

[Jestgar]

And don't forget the fun of multiple manhead postings in other threads....

Is this like a maidenhead for boys?

[Jestgar]

Accomplished nothing intelligent today, but do have laundry sharpening on the line, made some more improvements to the chicken tractor, made a homegrown veggie saute, and opened a new bottle o' wine. Seems like a productive weekend.

[elye]

OMG....Tareeeesuh! Fantastic av!!!!! Jyaghnutt's outdone herself .. . . . . ...sooooooo phunnnnneee......!!

Just read through the lyrics of "A Boy Named Sue".

Love Johnny Cash, but what in hell was this? Beatin' the crap outta yer dad for calling you Sue..... . . .. .

Actually, Sooozle may have done this. . . . .. ...

[Darn210]

Actually, Sooozle may have done this. . . . .. ...

[DingoGirl]

Hey all.....sniggerrrr.....look whut GJinnnn....at made for meeeee!

excellent work, Gjanit :lol:

And don't forget the fun of multiple manhead postings in other threads....

remember when someone actually had to ASK who the grEy figure was showing up in people's posts :lol: <snackle>

Accomplished nothing intelligent today, but do have laundry sharpening on the line, made some more improvements to the chicken tractor, made a homegrown veggie saute, and opened a new bottle o' wine. Seems like a productive weekend.

that gave me a snort

but - what is the chicken tractor? do you knock them civkebs around with some big ol' piece a machinery?

Actually, Sooozle may have done this. . . . .. ...

_{I pulled my little brother's arm out of the socket......twice}

He still talks to me <in my early thirties I wrote him a letter of apology for my mean-ness>

Been thinking SO MUCH about last night's incident. Um, I think I really was way too harsh with the kid. Alas, the LOUDNESS of his pummeling and - not knowing what he was doing - was he attacking/shooting my car? did nae know - this caused me to run out in rage. And he kept running so....I kept chasing and I was SCREAMING the whole time, wanting to enlist neighbors' help....but it does crack me up that the kid was scared out of his mind - of ME

<am a bit worried about him coming back to kill me er sumfin, though >

but next time, I will just give a STERN admonition and tongue-lashing and, talk to any miscreant about turning from his evil ways.

Also, per facebook recommendations, will pelt said malfeasor with red velvet cupcakes, whilst having white cream cheese adn red crumbs smeared upon me face.

That oughtta do it.

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Kit wants to know if you have seen Dramatic Cat:

[jerseyangel]

Hi all--so much sillie today to comment on, so I'll give a big <snort>, , and to cover it all.

UPDATE:

We were just watching the end of Mad Men when Mark spotted the bug in the kitchen. He threw my sandal at it, but missed and it ran under the fridge.

After the show, we moved the fridge, it ran under the stove. Undaunted, and now determined, Mark moved the stove forward whilst I stood ready with the vacuum cleaner attachment. This time, I caught the little sucker--sucked him in, whipped the bag out of the machine into the trash, took the whole bag and dropped it down the garbage shute.

Took 48 hours, but we got em

[mushroom]

UPDATE:

We were just watching the end of Mad Men when Mark spotted the bug in the kitchen. He threw my sandal at it, but missed and it ran under the fridge.

After the show, we moved the fridge, it ran under the stove. Undaunted, and now determined, Mark moved the stove forward whilst I stood ready with the vacuum cleaner attachment. This time, I caught the little sucker--sucked him in, whipped the bag out of the machine into the trash, took the whole bag and dropped it down the garbage shute.

Took 48 hours, but we got em

Yeah, for the despatch of DA BUG, Patti. Sleep tight, and mind da bed bugs don't bite!

[elye]

Good morning, Psills!

I lay awake last night, tossing about, and my mind alighted on Jyesss's chicken tractor.

I could nae stop wondering about this, and thinking, "what in hell IS that? Why in hell didn't I immediately ask about it, as here I am, unable to sleep, ruminating over this mystery"...... . . . ...

I have been picturing a Little Tykes-type tractor that the civckebs can climb into, be pushed around in... . ..

And something ELSE swirling around in me brain through the night - - who has the sandpaper flannel sheets? Nik, I think..... .. . ..but flannelette is the warmest, cosiest fabric goin'.... . . ...you guys are outfitting yer beds with flannel sheets in the height of summer?! GADS. Cannot conceive of this, and was tossing about even MORE as a result, thinking of meself wrapped up in flannel, sweating. ..... .

And NOW I will probably lay awake tonight, obsessing over whether or not that big, black doomed bug at Patteigh's place was the same critter that she'd seen the day before, or its accomplice, covering the kitchen territory... ........ . .

remember when someone actually had to ASK who the grEy figure was showing up in people's posts...

Yes! There was an entire thread of inquiry..... . . ....unfortunately, it did not result in any newcomers joining into this world of madness, as we had hoped.......I think we really are a little frightening... . . . .......

[Jestgar]

Yes! There was an entire thread of inquiry..... . . ....unfortunately, it did not result in any newcomers joining into this world of madness, as we had hoped.......I think we really are a little frightening... . . . .......

But truly harmless if you are brave enough to venture in.

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[Darn210]

Nope!! I think what we are picturing is more like . . .

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[nikki-uk]

And something ELSE swirling around in me brain through the night - - who has the sandpaper flannel sheets? Nik, I think..... .. . ..but flannelette is the warmest, cosiest fabric goin'.... . . ...you guys are outfitting yer beds with flannel sheets in the height of summer?! GADS. Cannot conceive of this, and was tossing about even MORE as a result, thinking of meself wrapped up in flannel, sweating. ..... .

T'was Jess, she be doing it all wrong .... and YES!!! ..even *I* (temperate clime Brit) would baulk at flannel in the summer!!!

But truly harmless if you are brave enough to venture in.

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Oh WICKED COOL!!!!!!!!!

Nope!! I think what we are picturing is more like . . .

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Em!!..how's the foot? , still swimming?

Maybe you could still do svenning Spinning for cardio (not weight bearing)??

Dear gaaaawd!! T'is exhausting tho'

[nikki-uk]

Kit wants to know if you have seen Dramatic Cat:

GAH!!!!!!!!!!

Finally a cat moar dramatic looking than Boris!!!!! ....(he IS a drama queen!..I also think he's gay )

...and how is it that I knew that cat was Japanese?? ..even WITHOUT noticing the writing on the TV.

Can a cat 'look' Japanese???

Harry (the rogue interloper kitteh we took in) looks Eastern European....Lithuanian methinks.

[Jestgar]

Nope!! I think what we are picturing is more like . . .

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Not until they're old enough to get a license.

Lithuanian kitty :lol:

Are you sure he's not Burundian?