The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[mimommy]

The spruce is spectacular, different and amusing; and dad loved crabapple trees.

Either will be poifect.

Emily, I lurve the idea of the weeping crabapple. No reason in particular, only that they are so pretty in the spring--joyous and colorful, a fitting tribute

today my mouth still hurts and it feels like the skin is burned......lovely!

Sheesh! How are feeling now? Sounds like you had a scary night, poor thing

Nikki! How is Tel feeling? (snicker) You gots to watch that cider--much more potent than, say, lemonade

[ranger]

How about no undies?

I vote weeping crab.

I never knew a peach could do that! You poor thing.

I now know why I've turned into a Blue Sue. My DH ( and that doesn't stand for dear) has been a blastard since he quit smoking last Sun. I've been tiptoeing around and he's been blowing up about every little thing. I thaught by now, he'd settle down, but last night he was HORRIBLE! I fixed a nice steak dinner and after he literally exploded Into some kind of extreme rage over nothing that ended with him telling me to leave. Yeh, like that's going to happen. So, I woke up this am all sad and depressed thinking about where to go and not wanting to bring you all down but then thaught I'm not going to let him get me down. Got to find my cilli.

I think my anti-thong fellings stem from Jeolosy. I lost so much wieght last year that I no longer have an ass, and when I look at young gils with there thongs exposed and there asses hanging out, I get just plain jelous. I am an assless wonder!

I'm not going to can pumpkin if I'm not going to live here.

Pumpkin. Now that's a phunny word. How 'bout our poet lariot tackle dat one?

[ranger]

Emily, I lurve the idea of the weeping crabapple. No reason in particular, only that they are so pretty in the spring--joyous and colorful, a fitting tribute

Sheesh! How are feeling now? Sounds like you had a scary night, poor thing

Nikki! How is Tel feeling? (snicker) You gots to watch that cider--much more potent than, say, lemonade

New here. Who's Tel?

[jerseyangel]

New here. Who's Tel?

Tel=Nik's husband

Em--I'll be thinking of you all on Sunday. I think either tree you decide upon will be very fitting.

Off to get me hair cut......

[flourgirl]

Mornin! (or mmmmblemmm, depending on the type of household you have). So much to comment on/reply to. I just know I'm gonna forget somethin impo'tent.

Em-N-Em phirst......my vote is for the weeping crab!!! Acktully kinda phunny....in that....tis a tree so beautiful, so joyful in flower, has to be laughing with spring, not weepy or crabby, and inspires happiness, not tears or crabbiness. Seems poifect to me!

Thongs! Igggh! I had never heard of them until my middle age (now, THAT seems phunny to me...I coit-nly don't pheel middle-ages.....(wasn't that bephore the renne-sansce?). Any wayz...I did try them....still have a couple pair...they still look brand new because I can't bear them. They make me pheel all too conscious of an area I'd rather not be conscious of, thank you very much.

Porr bluezy Psuezzies! Wish I could help cheer youse all up! Psuessle.....I vote yes on the Psilly Psummit at the expense of someone who apparently would not miss the cash! You could tell her that we are the entertainment portion for the gathering! Does she have a private jet that can make the rounds to pick us all up? We could be getting all wound up together on the way there!

Glad to hear Max is doing all right. YOu have to be so careful with people medicines given to pets.

Amanda.....man o-man! Sounds like a scare incident! My son loved fruit when he was little....but I had to peel EVERYTHING! The skins would do to him what the peach did to you. He would start out with his little mouth pheeling itchy and strange, then the welts. I thought it was odd that he could eat the insides but not the skins. He had a thing about textures too. Wouldn't eat beans or peas or anything with that "mealy" pheel, or rubbery textures (apple skins). Anyhow, I hope you pheel better by now.

Heyyy Juuuude.....hope you are hangin in there all right....and that you turn that Birch in to her superiors at least, if not in a letter to the editor for the whole community to hear about. She should not be doing business! Of course, you may want to wait until all of your issues are settled (and perhaps after you've moved) to write this

Can't think what else.....oh well, missed opportunities and all of that. Later...

[blueeyedmanda]

Thanks for the help guys. I do think that my best option is to loose the skins!

[ranger]

Yes, this is a toughie :lol:

but really, the only thing I'd do with some Louboutins is sell them on ebay, straightaway!!!!!!!!!!

Sillies - - someone has a song stuck in his head - everyone was guessing - and then someone posted this - am scared and awestruck out of my mind

(there is.....um......an e'er so slight Weezel Voice quality to it )

Open Original Shared Link

Swooz

Askeered a flying. Think Pegs would swing for a limo to Ohio?

Snooz

[ranger]

Whoops! Sorry. Still don't know how to use this thing

[Mtndog]

Hi Pseuzzle (WAVING MADLY)))))

Let's see. To catch up,

No thongs for me

No vaseline on me face

That video was scary!

Amanda- icky peach reaction

Am cracking up at the proliferatuon of sam's all over the board. Had to put on me moderator voice yesterday and there was Sam, sniffing my hair in me avatar!

Em--*sniffle*

The crab tree would give him is opportunity to be crabby, something he never got the chance to do while he was making you all laugh

I like the crab apple tree too! Either way, hang in there this weekend. We'll be thinking of you :wub: and how special your dad was.

Psillies, I have a disease that normal people get!!!!!!!! I have strep throat- :wacko: I never get real diseases- very strange. Must be my body's rebellion against the lack of antibiotics these few months. When the nurse asked me if I had been on antibiotics recently, I burst out laughing and told her to find one I hadn't been on- she actually did.

This strep throat thing is very strange. I must eat ice cream all day :D And take extra naps!

[elye]

I am an assless wonder!

Struck me as phunny, Pseuzhinn, in the midst of a sad post....... Sorry you is havin' troubles on the homefront.

Tell him to kiss yer ass! Hmm...well, you apparently don't have one.. .... ..

Tell him to kiss yer armpit!

Thanks for the help guys. I do think that my best option is to loose the skins!

Amanda! My mom reacts exactly the same way to some apples and all pears. Peeling the apples does help. Try it!

Am cracking up at the proliferatuon of sam's all over the board. Had to put on me moderator voice yesterday and there was Sam, sniffing my hair in me avatar!

This is fantastic, Bevel - -your sexual, strange, heeeelarryus av on your official, serious moderator posts......what can they all be thinking? I know:

"Crap, there are moderators over there on that bizarre, cult-like thread of 2,300 pages..........Scott's gotta CONTROL these people!"

Strep throat! Gross, Bev. Ya don't need that. Take care of thyself...... . .

[nikki-uk]

Psillies, I have a disease that normal people get!!!!!!!! I have strep throat- :wacko: I never get real diseases- very strange. Must be my body's rebellion against the lack of antibiotics these few months. When the nurse asked me if I had been on antibiotics recently, I burst out laughing and told her to find one I hadn't been on- she actually did.

This strep throat thing is very strange. I must eat ice cream all day :D And take extra naps!

SOL!!! BEVELL!! (*snort*-out-loud!!)

Does this mean you are finally becoming more normal??

You must be gutted having to eat ice-cream & take naps eh????

Tel has just about shook his cider hangover off now !!

[ranger]

Hi Pseuzzle (WAVING MADLY)))))

Let's see. To catch up,

No thongs for me

No vaseline on me face

That video was scary!

Amanda- icky peach reaction

Am cracking up at the proliferatuon of sam's all over the board. Had to put on me moderator voice yesterday and there was Sam, sniffing my hair in me avatar!

I like the crab apple tree too! Either way, hang in there this weekend. We'll be thinking of you :wub: and how special your dad was.

Psillies, I have a disease that normal people get!!!!!!!! I have strep throat- :wacko: I never get real diseases- very strange. Must be my body's rebellion against the lack of antibiotics these few months. When the nurse asked me if I had been on antibiotics recently, I burst out laughing and told her to find one I hadn't been on- she actually did.

This strep throat thing is very strange. I must eat ice cream all day :D And take extra naps!

I was afraid that this would happen. All the talk of pole-dancing and thongs - it was only a matter of time before someone got strip throat. But, I'm surprized at the advice to eat ice cream. Shouldn't a stripper eat something a little more "figger friendly"? (Do hope you feel better)

[ranger]

Having random thaughts.

I have blue eyes

Have a daughter named Amanda

Suzie and Susan

Husband (on my s-list today) named John

Can't injest gluten

Am certifiably insane

Wonder what else?

[ranger]

Another random thaught

Anyone with a wierd physical thing? I've got one. It's called Aidies Syndrome (not to confused with aids) It's pronounced long adeez, and named for the doc who discovered it. It's manifestations are

1. My right pupil does not dilate.

2. I have no reflexes in my elbows or knees (told you I had no funny-bone).

It's fun with docs, who never believe me and keep pounding away with thier little hammers till I'm black and blue and then finally get it. Or, at parties. And, in dim light, my left pupil is large and the right is very small. I can always tell the exact second someone notices that. Children are

[Mtndog]

I was afraid that this would happen. All the talk of pole-dancing and thongs - it was only a matter of time before someone got strip throat. But, I'm surprized at the advice to eat ice cream. Shouldn't a stripper eat something a little more "figger friendly"? (Do hope you feel better)

Something funky you say? I've got STRIP THROAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elye]

But, I'm surprized at the advice to eat ice cream. Shouldn't a stripper eat something a little more "figger friendly"? (Do hope you feel better)

...Thought the Call-Girl Diet was coffee and cigarettes. ....... .... . .

Anyone with a wierd physical thing?

Oh, dear gawd..... .. ........ where in hell do I begin??. . ....

1. My right pupil does not dilate.

I figgered there was somethin' goin' on with yer eyes, Psewzhin - - didn't guess Aidies, though. Ya keep on hittin' the reply button after you've posted!

[DingoGirl]

Psillies, I have a disease that normal people get!!!!!!!! I have strep throat- :wacko: I never get real diseases- very strange. Must be my body's rebellion against the lack of antibiotics these few months. When the nurse asked me if I had been on antibiotics recently, I burst out laughing and told her to find one I hadn't been on- she actually did.

This strep throat thing is very strange. I must eat ice cream all day And take extra naps!

Jenn has STRIP THROAT also....I used to get it ALL the time, pre g f . Bevel! naps and ice cream! Poifect!! You sound psilly for being so psick

Emmel LOVE the trees, both of them, but if I had to, I'd choose crabapple, I think. Stay strong for the weekend....it will be poignantly magic

This is fantastic, Bevel - -your sexual, strange, heeeelarryus av on your official, serious moderator posts......what can they all be thinking? I know:

"Crap, there are moderators over there on that bizarre, cult-like thread of 2,300 pages..........Scott's gotta CONTROL these people!"

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SOL!!!! this gave me an out-loud snortle

and please note - Bevel's caption says "My Manhead" love it.....

I was afraid that this would happen. All the talk of pole-dancing and thongs - it was only a matter of time before someone got strip throat. But, I'm surprized at the advice to eat ice cream. Shouldn't a stripper eat something a little more "figger friendly"? (Do hope you feel better)

Seu-zen is phunny

Having random thaughts.

I have blue eyes

Have a daughter named Amanda

Suzie and Susan

Husband (on my s-list today) named John

Can't injest gluten

Am certifiably insane

Wonder what else?

OMG :lol: seu-zen is REALLY phunny

Another random thaught

Anyone with a wierd physical thing? I've got one. It's called Aidies Syndrome (not to confused with aids) It's pronounced long adeez, and named for the doc who discovered it. It's manifestations are

1. My right pupil does not dilate.

2. I have no reflexes in my elbows or knees (told you I had no funny-bone).

It's fun with docs, who never believe me and keep pounding away with thier little hammers till I'm black and blue and then finally get it. Or, at parties. And, in dim light, my left pupil is large and the right is very small. I can always tell the exact second someone notices that. Children are

I dunno what to say - great party tricks, though! My really looooooooooooooooong burps are my party tricks - stops the show every time But - I can't do it if there's any cute guys around, or anyone I"m trying to impress -

SILLS! I'm so manchester today too much time on my hands....not being productive enough.....pondering whether I"ll work for A$$ Hat again, or find sumfin else -(both thoughts terrorize me)

Weez to the vet today for thyroid checkup - did full blood panel - $116 - -

bad news - the $$$ (money just keeps flowing out from my credit card wallet

good news - thyroid and blood panel NORMAL - but - noticing signs of slowing down in the Weez

forgot everything else (like that's new)

[jerseyangel]

Quirky.....well I have a "hypermobile jaw" When Mark heard this he said--"I could have told you that!"

And of course there's the aforementioned toe that cracks on demand.

[elye]

My really looooooooooooooooong burps are my party tricks - stops the show every time But - I can't do it if there's any cute guys around, or anyone I"m trying to impress -

Whot?? This isn't completely, sweep-em-off-yer-feet impressive for just about anybody??

Quirky.....well I have a "hypermobile jaw" When Mark heard this he said--"I could have told you that!"

Um.......hmm.......While seated, I can get both feet behind my head, braced above my neck.

Not really pretty....rather startling, actually. Think it would rank right up there with Sooozle's burps - - wouldn't be casually pulling it off to impress anyone. . . ..

And hey!! I probably crack at the same time!

[ranger]

God, I miss Sam Hill Manhead. He is no longer in my life, as is John. It was not an eyeball problem, or a computwer illiteracy problem, but, it was an extreme attempt to gain attention. I thaught if I posted once, no one would listen, but if I posted twice, THE WHOLE WORLD WOUD BE WATCHING! God, I am such a child of the 60's! I didn't make it to Woodstock or the Chicago National Convention, but in my heart, I was there. And , in my heart, I'm here. Now, that's scary!

Suzie- Can you arrange that limo ride? It's only 2000 miles (maybe 3), but I promise not to sh.. in the limo. And, your friend is rich - she can afford to clean up after me! And a bunch of others.

My rock garden is where my parents and sister are "buried". They all chose to give thier bodies to science, so there is no graveyard to say goodbye to. So, for each one, I planted a large rock and an evergreen plant. In good weather, I say goodby everyday- in the winter, not so much.

I know I'm getting mauldlin and depressing, so I'll try to lighten up.

Pumpkin poem

pumpkinn vine

makes me toot.

is divine

to let it shoot.

can't see the diff

tween you and cukes

till pumpkin pickles

make me puke

That is a celiac poem. I'm going to bed before you all hate me!

[elye]

Whoa.....FOUR tornadoes have touched down in the greater Toronto area - - Newmarket and Durham.

POeter! You okay?

[Lisa]

Sillies, inquiring minds want to know...

https://www.celiac.com/gluten-free/index.ph...c=61214&hl=

[psawyer]

Whoa.....FOUR tornadoes have touched down in the greater Toronto area - - Newmarket and Durham.

POeter! You okay?

Yeah, tornadoes near here, but none affected us. News reports still coming in, but it appears that the front and danger have passed us by. The system is moving east, in your direction.

[elye]

Yeah, tornadoes near here, but none affected us. News reports still coming in, but it appears that the front and danger have passed us by. The system is moving east, in your direction.

.......Terrific......... . . . . . ..

[mimommy]

Whoa.....FOUR tornadoes have touched down in the greater Toronto area - - Newmarket and Durham.

POeter! You okay?

Geez Peter I hope you and Dorothy Jacquie are OK?

Hey, speaking of Toronto--Scott never heard a definite answer about going to Brampton--they still haven't scheduled the trip for his job. I may make it there yet...

Sillies, inquiring minds want to know...

https://www.celiac.com/gluten-free/index.ph...c=61214&hl=

Pffft! Gah!

Please, somebody do one for me. I just about wracked my brains for 2 days trying to figure out how to layer images on Photoshop~to no avail I even have a pic. w/ a "pole"...yes, that's right, a pole. We were pretending to pole dance at our 40th b-day party last year <snicker>

_{Of course, you could hardly tell I was pretending <wink>}