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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Ok. I'm putting all my Santas out. Most of them have tiny eyes. They are all about the luxuriant beard, furry type trims and fancy outfits.

Looky! Post 2500! My Gawd do I talk a lot!

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Looky! Post 2500! My Gawd do I talk a lot!

Holy Carp, Carrin!!! . . . and you haven't even been here a year!!! . . . the first step is admitting you have a problem.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Hey Kareighnne - I'm looking forward to tomorrows SaNTA.

Today's has beady eyes unsure.gif

:lol::lol::lol:

. . . making separate posts from separate quotes . . . can nae combine . . . otherwise, Kaireign will pass me by . . . methinks,sometime around next month.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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In-laws are all gone . . . loads of food left . . . I'm trying desparately to eat it all before it goes bad. I don't think I'm gonna make it.

GFinDC Veteran
GFinDC
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Holy Carp, Carrin!!! . . . and you haven't even been here a year!!! . . . the first step is admitting you have a problem.

Can''t we all help her out, and just admit it for her?

Crayon has a problerm, Crayon has a problerm, Crayon has a problerm, nah nah nah! ... pointy finger here @Crayon.

I do so luv to be helpful! :D

U snow that's Y they make salt water taffy for right Crayon? :D Here ya go, have a nice big piece.

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Now whut in blue blazes has M-lee made that she is callin' a sallmon snowman? Eh? Whut? Eh?

Mity brave of them Knuckian reprezentatives to allow a cat-house on the Parliment grounds. Don't them cats eat rats?!@#!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Looky! Post 2500! My Gawd do I talk a lot!

Phollowing in me phootsteps :lol:

Any phluid mishaps?

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Phollowing in me phootsteps :lol:

Any phluid mishaps?

Mnn mhhhm chump humph hmmn. ( chewing taffy)

The iPad makes multi quotes difficult or impossible at times. Mmm mmhmmmhm....

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psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Phollowing in me phootsteps :lol:

Any phluid mishaps?

J and I were at a trade show for dogs this afternoon. Several of the phour-legged guests deposited bodily phluids in various places around the hall, including the booth we were staffing. A big success overall, though.

I'm sure the cleaners at the exhibition centRE would rather work the hall where the craft show was, instead of the ones where Woofstock was held. ;)

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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ps

BE used the "L" word last night. :)

He also said that when he was driving his folks home, his dad looked at him and said, "son, that woman loves you".

Seems like a family of smart men. :)

I gasped aloud when I read this, then there was a tear in my eye! :wub: :wub: :wub:

I'm glad y'all had a good holiday! I'm also VERY VERY glad to be home! Missed y'all! Thanks for keeping me company on da book, since that was my only lifeline for a week!!

I did make the BEST gluten-free, vegetarian stuffing in the crockpot...so I guess it was dressing then, wasn't it... Anyway, I ate a TON of it. Was pretty good with my eating thru the week and I came off the holiday down a POUND!!!!! SOOOOO excited! My holiday dress is looking good and comfortable right now! I might be able to take real breaths! :lol: :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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All righty dighty.

Woke up at 1, stayed in bed for an hour in case I was going to go back to sleep. Got up at two and made split peas soup using the squash soup base I had in the frig. Made turkey soup using the stock in the frig that I made yesterday. Finished my homework. Put some laundry in the washer, loaded the dishwasher, had a bowl of each of my soups :ph34r: :ph34r: (I had to test them....) and now gonna run out and feed the chickens before walking the mile or so (as far as I get) until the bus comes. Hell week for the theater starts tonight so it's gonna be a frickin' long day...

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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it's gonna be a frickin' long day...

Good gawd--ya think ?? :o:lol:

Make sure ya have some coffee handy about 3 PM cause you may need it ;)

elye Community Regular
elye
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. . . I'm trying desparately to eat it all before it goes bad.

At least it ain't SALLMON!! <_<:rolleyes:

Mity brave of them Knuckian reprezentatives to allow a cat-house on the Parliment grounds. Don't them cats eat rats?!@#!

Gah! :lol:

Knuckian :lol:

J and I were at a trade show for dogs this afternoon. Several of the phour-legged guests deposited bodily phluids in various places around the hall, including the booth we were staffing. A big success overall, though.

Fecal matter and running urine everywhere, but t'was a big success. . . ..... :blink::rolleyes:

Hell week for the theater starts tonight so it's gonna be a frickin' long day...

Mygwd, it already HAS been a long day for you, Jyessss. . .. . ...started at one am! Yes, coffee mid-afternoon...

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celiac-mommy
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All righty dighty.

Woke up at 1, stayed in bed for an hour in case I was going to go back to sleep. Got up at two and made split peas soup using the squash soup base I had in the frig. Made turkey soup using the stock in the frig that I made yesterday. Finished my homework. Put some laundry in the washer, loaded the dishwasher, had a bowl of each of my soups :ph34r: :ph34r: (I had to test them....) and now gonna run out and feed the chickens before walking the mile or so (as far as I get) until the bus comes. Hell week for the theater starts tonight so it's gonna be a frickin' long day...

Hmmmm, I stayed up till 1 shopping cyber-Monday deals...... You win :P

elye Community Regular
elye
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GAAAH! Lookit what's happening this year!!. . . . . . ..

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OMG. . .. . canna believe it. . . . .. ....she's just too young, too niave... . .... too little... .!! :blink:

:rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Oh Em, Sophie is such a beautiful young woman. Tis bittersweet, I know.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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GAAAH! Lookit what's happening this year!!. . . . . . ..

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OMG. . .. . canna believe it. . . . .. ....she's just too young, too niave... . .... too little... .!! :blink:

:rolleyes:

One of mine, too. I had a baby boy, where did he go? That big creature in my house must have eaten him!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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GAAAH! Lookit what's happening this year!!. . . . . . ..

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OMG. . .. . canna believe it. . . . .. ....she's just too young, too niave... . .... too little... .!! :blink:

:rolleyes:

LIKE LIKE LIKE

elye Community Regular
elye
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Kherrighnne! Now, THIS Santa is much more approachable... . . rather Leprechaunian, yes? An Irish Santa, methinks.. .. . . . ...B)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Kherrighnne! Now, THIS Santa is much more approachable... . . rather Leprechaunian, yes? An Irish Santa, methinks.. .. . . . ...B)

Yes, he is holding a pot of gold. The previous Santa ( with beady eyes) is one of the more expensive china doll type.

GFinDC Veteran
GFinDC
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Mnn mhhhm chump humph hmmn. ( chewing taffy)

Mmm mmhmmmhm....

Oh, I just knu that Crayon wood have some smartie-pants reply!

J and I were at a trade show for dogs this afternoon. Several of the phour-legged guests deposited bodily phluids in various places around the hall, including the booth we were staffing. A big success overall, though.

I'm sure the cleaners at the exhibition centRE would rather work the hall where the craft show was, instead of the ones where Woofstock was held. ;)

Eww, a little anyway. Muffin the cat-head sometimes barfs up her food, and always seems to prefer to do that within a few feet of me. At least I know where it is to clean it up.

GAAAH! Lookit what's happening this year!!. . . . . . ..

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OMG. . .. . canna believe it. . . . .. ....she's just too young, too niave... . .... too little... .!! :blink:

:rolleyes:

Sophie is running a marathon? I see she has her baton in hand! :D

elye Community Regular
elye
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Sophie is running a marathon? I see she has her baton in hand! :D

Man, running a marathon. . . . . 'tis excatly what it feels like, at times. Grade twelve is exhausting and fraught with hurdles... .. . . . Logarithms, King Lear and macroeconomic markets... ....:blink: Whot in hell?

Think I'd manage twenty-six miles long before I could pull off what she is sloggin' through.... . . . .

<_<

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

GAAAH! Lookit what's happening this year!!. . . . . . ..

154769_10150348040400495_606185494_17284530_4598077_n.webp

OMG. . .. . canna believe it. . . . .. ....she's just too young, too niave... . .... too little... .!! :blink:

:rolleyes:

Soooo Beautiful! This is phabulous! Bittersweet for sure ;)

I had to tell Jesse at dinner last night how much I spent online the night before :rolleyes: I had the packages sent to his work cuz it's in Oregon so I don't have to pay for sales tax. Told him he'd be getting a package from Victoria's Secret to sedate him a bit (didn't tell him there was no lingerie.... And I bought another pair of boots :unsure: I am in so much trouble!!! :ph34r: )

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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But look at em!!!!! :wub::wub::wub:

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And I'm not a sketchers fan!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I couldn't view yer boots Rash. I have a pair of Sketchers wedge heeled sandals in black--very cute B)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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