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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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kareng Grand Master

I though perhaps your name was pronounced differently than the standard "Karen". With the g added I had made it "Car-Eng-Gee" said really fast in my mind. :lol:

Here's a secret- The G is the start of my last name :ph34r:


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Jestgar Rising Star

I though perhaps your name was pronounced differently than the standard "Karen". With the g added I had made it "Car-Eng-Gee" said really fast in my mind. :lol:

In my brain I call her both 'Caring' and Ka-regn (like Bahrain).

kareng Grand Master

In my brain I call her both 'Caring' and Ka-regn (like Bahrain).

:lol:

And don't ever just use the letter K instead of the whole OK or I think you are talking to me? OK? Hub & sis call me K

GlutenFreeManna Rising Star

Here's a secret- The G is the start of my last name :ph34r:

I shall keep the secret. ;)

GlutenFreeManna Rising Star

In my brain I call her both 'Caring' and Ka-regn (like Bahrain).

:lol: Brilliant.

GlutenFreeManna Rising Star

:lol:

And don't ever just use the letter K instead of the whole OK or I think you are talking to me? OK? Hub & sis call me K

I used to work with someone named "Kay" and she had this problem too. Whenever I said Okay, even if not talking to her she thought I was talking to her. It was very confusing at times.

Darn210 Enthusiast

If you must have a name besides Manna, y'all can call me Irene. Will that one be sufficient butchering material? :D

Why, yes, that will be sufficient . . . welcome Eye-Reane!


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elye Community Regular

So it's Eye-reeeen, then. .. . . . .....

I was gonna suggest Gene.

I though perhaps your name was pronounced differently than the standard "Karen". With the g added I had made it "Car-Eng-Gee" said really fast in my mind. :lol:

Yes, yes! Sounds so musical and lovely, rather Suessian.. .. . ..."Ker-en-jee, Ker-en-jee".. .. . . ...skipping along.. . . . ... :lol:

In my brain I call her both 'Caring' and Ka-regn (like Bahrain).

Hey! And what a coincidence! For our Kherrighnne is really caring... . . . ...and... . . .well, perhaps she is also from Bahrain, too! She could have moved to the States as a child. .. . . . .....notice that we've never seen a pic of her face.... . . . . .

kareng Grand Master

So it's Eye-reeeen, then. .. . . . .....

I was gonna suggest Gene.

Yes, yes! Sounds so musical and lovely, rather Suessian.. .. . ..."Ker-en-jee, Ker-en-jee".. .. . . ...skipping along.. . . . ... :lol:

Hey! And what a coincidence! For our Kherrighnne is really caring... . . . ...and... . . .well, perhaps she is also from Bahrain, too! She could have moved to the States as a child. .. . . . .....notice that we've never seen a pic of her face.... . . . . .

Isn't Bahrain one of those countries where everyone gets a share of the oil money? Too bad I'm not from there.

You have a very good likeness of me in my current av. My hair is more straight & flat. That's about the only dif.

elye Community Regular

You have a very good likeness of me in my current av. My hair is more straight & flat. That's about the only dif.

Wow.. . . .great stamens! :P

kareng Grand Master

Wow.. . . .great stamens! :P

Are you still seeing the yellow flowers? I have had a queen in a purple dress up for a couple of days.

Darn210 Enthusiast

My hair is more straight & flat. That's about the only dif.

so it's red?

kareng Grand Master

so it's red?

Not orange but darker & a bit brownish. At this point in my life, it depends on how long since I last colored. ;)

There is a pic of me on my profile.

And, yes.... That is my real butt.

Loey Rising Star

Well, that is great timing, then... . . ....buying new jeans when you feel puny makes anything you try on look decent, I'd bet... . . . ..

I never feel puny. Particularly when I've been glutened - - then I feel HUGE. Phat, bloated... . . . . ..gargantuan. <_<

Hope you're feeling better right quick, Mannnna... . . .

Loey! Um .. . . . ....what is ANA?. . . . . . ..:unsure:. .. . .

Hello dear pfiends.

ANA is an autoimmune disease and can cause Lupus or Rheumatoid Arthritis. He's had chronic joint pain for years that he's attributed to working out & Martial Arts. We're going to the doctor with him tomorrow. I'm sure that Tony will blame it on dear old mom.

Meanwhile I must have been drinking with you all - I fell last night. Clark thought I was sleepwalking. He & Tony heard a thud & Clark ran up and found me asleep on the floor. Of course my back feels horrible. Seeing my chiropractor in the AM.

Hope everyone is pheeling well -

i miss you!!!

Loey wub.gifwub.gif

sb2178 Enthusiast

All right, sb2178.. . . . ...the unofficial edict around here is that we need your real name, or a close proximity, so that we can rightly butcher it and make it psilly. Kherrighnne, Jyaghnutt, Jyesssss, Low, leeeesargh, Gnick, Soooooozle, etc.

Suppose we could just sillify your forum name, but it somehow isn't quite as funny.

......sssssb21*%7^88... . . . ...

......SsB^%#177778.. . . . ....

Stephanie. I yield that bit of info with the requirement that it NOT become step-on-me. irg. Can you just imagine the flat "I'm not amused look" that I gave to school photograph photographers for years on end?

Psillify it otherwise freely. (Pstephanie? too many syllables, perhaps?)

Lacking the wine, I'm going to go make myself a gin and tonic. And I might be back with it.

kareng Grand Master

Stephanie. I yield that bit of info with the requirement that it NOT become step-on-me. irg. Can you just imagine the flat "I'm not amused look" that I gave to school photograph photographers for years on end?

Psillify it otherwise freely. (Pstephanie? too many syllables, perhaps?)

Lacking the wine, I'm going to go make myself a gin and tonic. And I might be back with it.

Honestly, Dear, if you would like to use a fake name I have thought of some other good ones.

Eustacia

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Esmeralda

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Bob

curlyfries Contributor

Stephanie. I yield that bit of info with the requirement that it NOT become step-on-me. irg. Can you just imagine the flat "I'm not amused look" that I gave to school photograph photographers for years on end?

OK.....Ste-phunny it is :)

or how about.......Ste-phunneigh?......or Ste-phun-knee?

Darn210 Enthusiast

Stephanie. I yield that bit of info with the requirement that it NOT become step-on-me.

Ummm . . . we don't actually change your name . . . we just spell it fo-net-ick-lee. We like to use lots of silent letters like g's and h's etc . . . if you mispronounce our spelling, well that's all on you, Ghstefphunee. :P:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

Stymphony?

Jestgar Rising Star

I is happily sunburnt. Garden has a slug barrier around it. Trees have been uprooted from the gutters. Assorted unknown vegetative things ripped out and waiting to dry out in the sun. Piles of plastic pots from things that died last year have been tossed.

Startin' on the wine now.

sb2178 Enthusiast

Stymphony, I could like it. Bob's out-- bob is the (invisible) frisbee player who never seems to catch or return it. We think he has issues (shhhh....).

my garden was still overly damp to do more than sneak and handful of spinach and a few peas... sigh.

My gin and tonic is delish tho.

Loey Rising Star

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Honestly, Dear, if you would like to use a fake name I have thought of some other good ones.

Eustacia

Veneticia

Esmeralda

Sunflower

Rainbow

Bob

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It's wonderful to have you here in our very psilly thread!! How about Elijah Bleu Chaz Rainbow Gaga (or EBCRG)? Just kidding and trying to get my psilly back.

Hugs,

Loey (or Low, Lowee, Lois Lane or Superman's wife (he's called Clark here but his real name is Rob)

P.S. my nickname in HS when I was bullied was Low-ass but PLEASE don't use that. At the time my arse was low and large!!!! Brings back painful memories.

Jestgar Rising Star

P.S. my nickname in HS when I was bullied was Low-ass but PLASE don't use that.

That's right. Her name is Lola. She is a showgirl. With yellow feathers in her haaaaiir and a dress cut down to there...

elye Community Regular

Gah, absolutely the BEST name to Psillify. Pstephunnee. Or just Phunny, as you are so. B);)

Loey Rising Star

That's right. Her name is Lola. She is a showgirl. With yellow feathers in her haaaaiir and a dress cut down to there...

but not "Lola L.O.L.A. Lola, walks like a woman but ..."

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