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kareng Grand Master

What does her butt say? Something Diva?

Probably "Ozark Diva"


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nikki-uk Enthusiast

What does her butt say? Something Diva?

Zumba Diva

Don't ask how I know ph34r.gifwink.gif

elye Community Regular

Zumba Diva

Don't ask how I know ph34r.gifwink.gif

OMG. . . . . .......everyone, look closely at that Zumba Lady. . . . . ... . .... . . ..

Did we not see Gnick in this outfit, AKA "running gear", in her last 10k, pics posted on Da Book??

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.....Notice the hair is wrapped tightly up, hidden by a natty kerchief - - making it difficult to see the tell-tale Nikki curls .. . . . . . .

Yep.. . . . . ..you know what's written on those tights, Gnick....of course you do. . .. . .. . . ..

:lol:

mushroom Proficient

I have those tights! :ph34r:

Geez, guys, you're setting a pretty high standard here. Would you lend me the tights, kerrigne? They might be a bit tight but I suppose that IS the idea :blink: You wouldln't mind if they split, wouldja? Zumba diva, huh? Shroomie doing a fitness dance??? :blink::rolleyes: Shroomie barely makes it once around the floor doing the waltz anymore :P

I noticed a shop yesterday which might be able to proffer appropriate attire for Walmart shopping. When I went in the other day I didn't feel quite "right", IYKWIM?

Actually, maybe all I would need to do is expose all that which I usually hide discreetly (no, not the original parts but the parts which have altered over the years, as parts do tend to do :lol:)

kareng Grand Master

Geez, guys, you're setting a pretty high standard here. Would you lend me the tights, kerrigne? They might be a bit tight but I suppose that IS the idea :blink: You wouldln't mind if they split, wouldja?

They are already ripped. Twill just add to the look if they split some more!

I think I might dress up as a POW for Halloween. Wonder if anyone will understand? Probably just say. Why doesn't Karen have a costume this year?"

elye Community Regular

I think I might dress up as a POW for Halloween.

OMG, what a GREAT idea. . . . .. People Of Walmart costumes.. . . . . . ...this would be the perfect thing for a bunch of us to do this year........yup, I'm on it.. . . . ....

Actually, this is incredible karma or something - - the huge, many-kilometre field that I take the dogs to often has bits of litter strewn in the high grasses and amongst the trees, but this morning as I jogged along the dirt path I saw, lying on its side in a clump of cedar, a SHOPPING CART.

Perfect. Got the first piece of my POW costume for this fall.. . . . . ...

kareng Grand Master

OMG, what a GREAT idea. . . . .. People Of Walmart costumes.. . . . . . ...this would be the perfect thing for a bunch of us to do this year........yup, I'm on it.. . . . ....

I saw, lying on its side in a clump of cedar, a SHOPPING CART.

Perfect. Got the first piece of my POW costume for this fall.. . . . . ...

You could collect a lot of Trick or treat candy with that thing!


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Darn210 Enthusiast

and you've got to make a field trip to Wal-Mart and see if anyone takes your picture

elye Community Regular

and you've got to make a field trip to Wal-Mart and see if anyone takes your picture

If anyone does, I'll just demand it from them, head over to the frame department and pull my reject-photo-in-a-frame move.. . ... . ..

sb2178 Enthusiast

OMG. Now I understand why I got called "ma'am" at Walmart one time when I was 18. I was wearing TOO MUCH clothing.

(although I did get un unfortunate view of someone's bare rear end today. poufy wickedly short skirt + thong(or not?) in public?? really, how does anyone sit on public benches/seast/buses/trains without that layer of fabric? I'd get a splinter. Or imagine if someone had spilled a coke or something. Eeewww.)

mushroom Proficient

really, how does anyone sit on public benches/seast/buses/trains without that layer of fabric? I'd get a splinter. Or imagine if someone had spilled a coke or something. Eeewww.)

And it doesn't bear to think about what they might leave behind :blink:

Jestgar Rising Star

um...ew...

Taking intensive stat seminars for the next couple days. Taught by the sexy stat guy I lusted after before he went to Princeton :ph34r: :ph34r:

Jestgar Rising Star

sexy stat guy

Just realized how funny those words were together :lol: :lol: :lol:

kareng Grand Master

Just realized how funny those words were together :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey! My hub loved stats! Still is the " Stats Guy" at work. Someone thinks that's sexy? :blink:

Jestgar Rising Star

Hey! My hub loved stats! Still is the " Stats Guy" at work. Someone thinks that's sexy? :blink:

Apparently you do....You did reproduce, after all...

nikki-uk Enthusiast

OMG. . . . . .......everyone, look closely at that Zumba Lady. . . . . ... . .... . . ..

Did we not see Gnick in this outfit, AKA "running gear", in her last 10k, pics posted on Da Book??

.

.....Notice the hair is wrapped tightly up, hidden by a natty kerchief - - making it difficult to see the tell-tale Nikki curls .. . . . . . .

Yep.. . . . . ..you know what's written on those tights, Gnick....of course you do. . .. . .. . . ..

:lol:

You wouldn't believe the things I wear for charity runs!!!!!!!!!! wink.gif

Apparently you do....You did reproduce, after all...

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Is he still SSG Keirghinne??....gawd, sometimes it's hard to remember if you've been married anywhere near as long as me rolleyes.gif

OH Peeps!!!

I've got a push bike!! Gah!!

It's fab!!...not ridden one since I was 12yrs old....so may have crashed into a few hedges whilst getting the hang of things (gads those 'Zumba' tights are in shreds now! wink.gif) ..... but LOVE the freedom of it.

I have named my bike Florence cool.gif

kareng Grand Master

Is he still SSG Keirghinne??....gawd, sometimes it's hard to remember if you've been married anywhere near as long as me rolleyes.gif

We have been married 25 years. :ph34r:

elye Community Regular

Gnick! Um . . . .. . . . .. ..:unsure:. . . . . ...whot in hell is a push bike??.. ..

A bike that one. . . . . . .pushes...?...

You stand behind it and push it along perhaps?.. . . . There's no need fer a seat, then.. . .. . .:huh:. . . . . . .

Love to see what one o' these looks like.. .. . .. . . .. :lol:

kareng Grand Master

Gnick! Um . . . .. . . . .. ..:unsure:. . . . . ...whot in hell is a push bike??.. ..

A bike that one. . . . . . .pushes...?...

You stand behind it and push it along perhaps?.. . . . There's no need fer a seat, then.. . .. . .:huh:. . . . . . .

Love to see what one o' these looks like.. .. . .. . . .. :lol:

That's how I ride a bike. I get off & push it up hill, then get on & glide downhill.

mushroom Proficient

New Zealand has push bikes too :blink: And I'm with Kerrigne when I gets to hills. But the rest of the time one can usually pedal them along quite nicely, except on the streets of Christchurch where there are all these hidden liquefaction holes your tire can plunge into. :rolleyes:

You see, the U.S. has bicycles and motorcycles; the British have pushbikes and bikes, it seems (at least that has been my comprehension since I've returned) and those who ride bikes (motorcycles) are callled bikies :huh: in NZ. and oftentimes much worse pejoratives.

When push comes to shove, it must be the downward thrust of the leg that is the push :ph34r:

elye Community Regular

You see, the U.S. has bicycles and motorcycles; the British have pushbikes and bikes, it seems (at least that has been my comprehension since I've returned) and those who ride bikes (motorcycles) are callled bikies :huh: in NZ. and oftentimes much worse pejoratives.

When push comes to shove, it must be the downward thrust of the leg that is the push :ph34r:

So, um. . . . .. .... .. see if I get this.. . . ... . . .PUSH bikes are the British equivalent of regular, sit-and-pedal-to-move things that we call bicycles or bikes over here, then? The Brits call the big, motorized vehicles BIKES, what we call motorcycles.. . . . .. . . ..gah.

So Gnick's got one of these... .. .. . . .

pashley-roadster-lg.webp

Excellent, Gnickers! Does it have a basket? A nice big horn?

Jestgar Rising Star

Taking intensive stat seminars for the next couple days. Taught by the sexy stat guy I lusted after before he went to Princeton :ph34r: :ph34r:

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kareng Grand Master

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Hey! That's my hub!

Wait.... He is a few ( a lot) of years younger. But he does look a bit like my hub. Funny.

Loey Rising Star

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Lusting is definitely allowed. I always say that I'm married not dead. You go girl!!!! Make BE a little jealous - it'll do wonders!

I miss you all so much!!!

Clark starts his classes in September. I wonder if he'll have Stats. He's going for a Masters in Biomedical Engineering. Right now he's waiting for them to get his transcripsts and also to see if he has to take the GRE.

Hugs,

Lo

Jestgar Rising Star

Everyone wants you to have stats now. I think they do a better job of teaching it now vs when I first took it 20 some-odd years ago.

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