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nikki-uk Enthusiast

:lol::lol::lol:

It's warming up in here my dear tassle twirlers!!!


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
My tassel-twirling radar must have been activated to motivate me to stop in today. ;)

you are a naughty one , aren't you?

Ok- I can now stop watching because I heard the line I was wwaiting for. Samuel L. jackson "OK Enough is enough. I have had ENOUGH of these mf snakes on this mf plane."

well now I believe your weekend is complete. :lol:

You bet your naughty kangaroo wildebeast zebra tail!

yeah, what she said!

S.L.J. makes my top 10 Bad A** MF'r list

along with

Clint Eastwood

Charles Bronson

Lee Marvin

Bruce Lee

Al Pacino

... ok so it's only my top 6...who am I missing?

OMG! How did I forget the DUKE? John Wayne :o

(edit)

I guess I can't have Pacino without DeNiro

okay, whew, glad you put in De Niro - was going to chastise you....also I deeply love the aging - um - - what the heck's his name - why can't I think of it now - - - he was in Tender Mercies, Lonesome Dove, SEcondhand Lions, he does the tango now, owns property in Argentina.......what is his name........... :huh:

It's warming up in here my dear tassle twirlers!!!

thank God, it's been a cold and lonely winter without our insane friend, hasn't it?????? GITCHER TASSELS A'TWIRLIN', girls!!!!!!!!!! ;)

edit - oh yeah, Robert Duval. I would TOTALLY go out on a date with him :rolleyes:

Mtndog Collaborator
you are a naughty one , aren't you?

well now I believe your weekend is complete. :lol:

yeah, what she said!

okay, whew, glad you put in De Niro - was going to chastise you....also I deeply love the aging - um - - what the heck's his name - why can't I think of it now - - - he was in Tender Mercies, Lonesome Dove, SEcondhand Lions, he does the tango now, owns property in Argentina.......what is his name........... :huh:

thank God, it's been a cold and lonely winter without our insane friend, hasn't it?????? GITCHER TASSELS A'TWIRLIN', girls!!!!!!!!!! ;)

edit - oh yeah, Robert Duval. I would TOTALLY go out on a date with him :rolleyes:

That's so funny! He's a great actor, but Benicio del Toro twirls my tassles!!!!!!!!

OK so top 10 Bad Boys

Clint Eastwood

Charles Bronson

Lee Marvin

Bruce Lee

Al Pacino

John Wayne

Robert DeNiro

Robert Duvall

Chuck Norris

Samuel L. Jackson (my personal fave because in Formula 51 HE WORE A KILT!!!!!!! CLICK HERE

omg- CHECK OUT Open Original Shared Link It's a lot of men in kilts.

Then of course, there's always Open Original Shared Link

DingoGirl Enthusiast

OMG who doesn't love a man in a kilt????

next we must compile a list of Men We Think Are Hot.

Bev, you can start it, I'll add to it, have to get ready to go to dinner. PF Chang's, I'm mildly excited! (well, more than mildly, as I am always happy to have someone else prepare the food for me!)

JackieM Newbie

Has this been posted yet?

(Forty-one percent of hiring managers said they have received unusual or suspicious sick-day alibis. When asked to share the most unusual excuses workers gave for missing work, hiring managers revealed some of their favorite alibis)

I have tried on various occasions to talk my husband into taking a day off, and he said he couldn't, and I even told him I would write a note for him. He didn't seem to think they wouldn't buy it. I don't know why not! Sounds reasonable to me.

Hello Richard, I'm a newbie nut here. :P I was told you were funnier than all get out from an anonymous member. Jestgar, I forgot to buy the Depends today, so keep the belly laughs light here until I can get stocked...we wouldn't want any accidents now would we??? bah haaaa haaaa

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OMG who doesn't love a man in a kilt????

next we must compile a list of Men We Think Are Hot.

Bev, you can start it, I'll add to it, have to get ready to go to dinner. PF Chang's, I'm mildly excited! (well, more than mildly, as I am always happy to have someone else prepare the food for me!)

PF Chang's...I'm so jealous! We don't have one very close by...well, Boston.

OK- I'll start...

Benicio del Toro

Sting

John Corbett (Aidan on Sex and the City and in My Big Fat Greek Wedding)

Jeremy Northam

Keanu Reeves (I know, I know, but I like him!) :ph34r:

Heath Ledger (great actor too! Loved Brokeback Mountain)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
, but Benicio del Toro twirls my tassles!!!!!!!!

OMG yes indeed!!!

OMG who doesn't love a man in a kilt????

I know!! dunno why? :blink:

Check out Open Original Shared Link!!

Maybe Richard doesn't share our fascination for men in kilts though? :blink:

I forgot to buy the Depends today, so keep the belly laughs light here until I can get stocked...we wouldn't want any accidents now would we??? bah haaaa haaaa

Better stock up soon Jackie!!!

Mmmm,men we think are hot.

Well off the top of my head

Colin Farrell

Johnny Depp

The guy who plays 'Danny' in CSI NY

Have to think some more on that one......


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Check out Open Original Shared Link!!

Maybe Richard doesn't share our fascination for men in kilts though? :blink:

Mmmm,men we think are hot.

Well off the top of my head

Colin Farrell

Johnny Depp

The guy who plays 'Danny' in CSI NY

DingoGirl Enthusiast

OMG, NIkki LOVE that naughty kilt site.......LOOK at those men! :mellow: Help me.........

Yes, Richard can come up with his OWN Men He Thinks are Hot list. ha ha.

Anthony Kiedis IS hot. I"ll think of more, getting ready for work. I thought Viggo was hot until I saw him in one of the worst movies of all time (IMO) - - A History of Violence - - ugh. Also love Skeet Ulrich, and the guy from Thank You For Smoking - forgot his name. oh and am now deeply in love w/ the hot mountain man on Men in Trees. yum. Would like to see HIM in a kilt. ;)

ROBERT sighting at PF Chang's last night. :huh::( With his new serious girlfriend, whom I'd heard about. Poor Frank (my date)...............anywho I"ve written about it on DS, but must head out.

VERY TRAUMATIZED TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

nikki-uk Enthusiast
OMG, NIkki LOVE that naughty kilt site.......LOOK at those men! :mellow: Help me.........

Rather pleasing on the eye I thought!! :D

ROBERT sighting at PF Chang's last night. :huh::( With his new serious girlfriend, whom I'd heard about.
It's definitely HIS loss, not yours sweetie(....and I bet she ain't a touch on you Susie :)

Poor Frank (my date)...............anywho I"ve written about it on DS, but must head out.

You dark horse you!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Anthony Kiedis from The Red Hot Chili Peppers too (I know, he's edgy but he's so cool)

Edgy is good! ;)

Another HOT choice Bev!! :P

Mtndog Collaborator
Edgy is good! ;)

Another HOT choice Bev!! :P

Ahh... so I'm not alone in this? Tom Cruise and those guys do nothing for me. Brad Pitt was GORGEOUS in Legends of the Fall, but then he wore off.

angel-jd1 Community Regular
OMG who doesn't love a man in a kilt????

Quietly raises her hand........errr ME.....kilts are creepy. :ph34r:

Mtndog Collaborator

Yep- Jessica, so far you're alone on that one on this thread ! :P But I'm sure you're not alone in the world. I wonder what other women think???????

I REALLY wonder what Richard thinks about all this? He comes back tomorrow! Of course, I'm sure we can find a pic of Angelina Jolie in a kilt to make him happy!

CarlaB Enthusiast

You guys have been busy!! Isn't this the week Richard gets done working and can play here again? Isn't it nice he only has to work two months of the year? :lol:

I like Johnny Depp, too. And Keanu Reeves :ph34r: . I also like McSteamy on Grey's :ph34r: (again).

Mtndog Collaborator

I'll get Richard's List started for when he returns:Open Original Shared Link

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CarlaB Enthusiast
I'll get Richard's List started for when he returns:Open Original Shared Link

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So, you think Richard likes brunettes?!

Lisa Mentor
Quietly raises her hand........errr ME.....kilts are creepy. :ph34r:

Ahhh, sweety, it's all in the mystery ;)

Mtndog Collaborator
So, you think Richard likes brunettes?!

No, they're just the three women I'd pick if someone said I had to wake up looking like someone else (Penelope Cruz #1) :P

or Audrey Hepburn :rolleyes:

My choice for Blondes would be:

Open Original Shared Link

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Mtndog Collaborator
So, you think Richard likes brunettes?!

OMG Carla...even Miss Iceland is a Open Original Shared Link

Lisa Mentor

Without a doubt, food for thought for Richard. I am anxiously awaiting his reply.

Ah shucks, I'm a brunette, rathered salt and peppered, but still claiming. <_<

Mtndog Collaborator
Without a doubt, food for thought for Richard. I am anxiously awaiting his reply.

Ah shucks, I'm a brunette, rathered salt and peppered, but still claiming. <_<

Ahem....we need a picture of the Goose. We've waited long enough :P

CarlaB Enthusiast

If I HAD to wake up looking like someone else!! ROFL :lol: Miss Iceland? I didn't know there were brunettes in Iceland?!! Brunette must be the "new blonde"!!!

I may have to dye my hair darker ... I usually go very blonde in the summer, but darken a bit in the winter because I'm so pale. But with the antibiotics I'm on for the next couple years :ph34r: , I'm not allowed to go in the sun without #35 .... Brunette, wouldn't that throw everyone for a loop?!!

I agree, we need a picture of the Goose.

Lisa Mentor
Ahem....we need a picture of the Goose. We've waited long enough :P

Hmm..with duress, I will work on that issue. If I can e-mail a pic to someone, could they work to post this pic? Computers and I don't understand each other. And, I am please to do what I do. Karen so wonderfully found the best, most glamours goose that I have ever seen.

My father always said to me "the expectation is always greater than the realization". In this case, how true.

I will work on the realization. :rolleyes:

Mtndog Collaborator
If I HAD to wake up looking like someone else!! ROFL :lol: Miss Iceland? I didn't know there were brunettes in Iceland?!! Brunette must be the "new blonde"!!!

I may have to dye my hair darker ... I usually go very blonde in the summer, but darken a bit in the winter because I'm so pale. But with the antibiotics I'm on for the next couple years :ph34r: , I'm not allowed to go in the sun without #35 .... Brunette, wouldn't that throw everyone for a loop?!!

I agree, we need a picture of the Goose.

Oh no no no.....stay blonde you must! You look GOOD as a blonde! I know, Ii was shocked that Miss Iceland was brunette. I went to college with the most incredibly beautiful woman from Iceland, blonde as you can get, perfect skin, pink cheeks. Everyone called her the Icelandic Princess. To boot, she was so nice you couldn't hate her!

Here's a funny:

Open Original Shared Link

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