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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Mtndog
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Methinks Susie is snogging with sexy sailors!!!!!

She found caramels in the trash bargain bin?

:lol: :lol: :lol: Or NUGGETS.........

Nikki and Bev - Have you seen your pets lately? Have you misplaced them? Have you loaned them out to some harlot skank celeb as some sort of weird hair extension?

No animals were harmed in the making of this av.

OK...you are KILLING me here. I saved your av as "Angus lost in Amy Winehouse" Folks- if you EVAH lose anything in Amy, it ain't NEVAH coming back. A friend of mine used to refer to it as the "throwing a hot dog down a hall way"syndrome.

Skank :o :o :o

OMG!! Do you really think Susie's got George Clooney over laying hardwood floor?????????? :o:ph34r::lol:

BEV!!!!!!!!!

A. I think George Clooney IS hardwood :P

B. OMGAWD- Nikki put bitty on the thread. I TRULY am going to wet my pants!!!!!!!!!!

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elye Community Regular
elye
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:lol::lol::lol:

..."I've located a uranium spill"......

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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"If I need air, I'll just suck it through the 4 inch hole in my stomach" :lol:

I think I felt that way once :unsure::lol:

Methinks Susie is snogging with sexy sailors!!!!!

OK...you are KILLING me here. I saved your av as "Angus lost in Amy Winehouse" Folks- if you EVAH lose anything in Amy, it ain't NEVAH coming back. A friend of mine used to refer to it as the "throwing a hot dog down a hall way"syndrome.

Skank :o :o :o

A. I think George Clooney IS hardwood :P

Ooh--Bev's in rare form tonight! :P

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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The latest on Michelle (and it has her picture):

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Emily, you wouldn't believe how much time I've been spending on that website!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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The latest on Michelle (and it has her picture):

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Emily, you wouldn't believe how much time I've been spending on that website!!!!

Thanks, Janet :)

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Methinks Susie is snogging with sexy sailors!!!!!

Susie snogging with sexy sailors, sounds like a tongue twister :lol::lol:

Methinks Susie ran off on holiday with Jude Law, or to the Hamptons to that beach house....some kind of adventure.

Nuggets could also be involved :lol:

Folks- if you EVAH lose anything in Amy, it ain't NEVAH coming back. A friend of mine used to refer to it as the "throwing a hot dog down a hall way"syndrome.

:lol::lol:

Beverly said "skank"

Emily, you wouldn't believe how much time I've been spending on that website!!!!

I must admit I have made several trips to the Yukon Quest website.

Look what you started Emily, we are obsessed with all things mush, mushers, mushing! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Nuggets could also be involved :lol:

Natch ;):D

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elye Community Regular
elye
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The latest on Michelle (and it has her picture):

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Emily, you wouldn't believe how much time I've been spending on that website!!!!

:lol::lol:

It's great fun, isn't it? Addictive, in the strangest of ways...I mean, chocolate or gambling I can understand...but a 1,000-mile sled dog race, a million miles away? What the...?.... :rolleyes:

WELL.....Michelle must stop being friendly with this Dastardly David Dalton. This is do or die, man....dig in and leave him in a spray of snow!

So, we've gotten the lowdown on Mr. Sass. D'ya think he may have gotten this "virus" from someone quite recently? Wasn't Susie rather ill last week?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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WELL.....Michelle must stop being friendly with this Dastardly David Dalton.

Emily!!!! :o Maybe that's her plan.....keep your enemies close ;)

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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And now it seems that Brent Sass has caught up and all three of them are currently at Pelly Crossing.

In the summer of 1994, Jacquie and I took five weeks and drove to Alaska, visiting a number of places in the real Northwest (the folks in Washington state have a thing or two to learn ;) ). Carmacks and Pelly Crossing are places that I have been to! My brother spent three months in Dawson City this summer.

GO, MICHELLE!!

elye Community Regular
elye
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I've never been up to Whitehorse, but we may go this summer. It's a nine-hour flight (we're closer to France, or Italy...crazy!) Man, I'd love to be up at that finish line!! :)

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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It's getting crowned at Pelly Crossing. Kelley Griffin and her team arrived about an hour ago. Anderson and Mackey are at Carmacks, while Michelle, Dalton, Sass and Griffin are all at Pelly Crossing.

tom Contributor
tom
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Woohoo!! Michelle gave Dastardly David Dalton a taste of his own medicine hat.

She came in to a checkpoint a minute behind, but last I checked, she was out & he was not. :D yay!!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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New Av . . .

If it wasn't for the freaking frigid temps, I think Susie would move to the Yukon for the dogs!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Morning Sillies!

How is everyone today? We might get some snow again tomorrow. Just like an inch, nothing big.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Good Morning, Fellow Questers!!

Oh, boy.....gettin' REALLY exciting:

Open Original Shared Link

Before he left for work, DH was looking at me with his oft-donned expression, "yeah...sure", when I was going on and on about how involved we all are in Sillyville with Michelle's quest. So I led him over to the laptop and scrolled over the last few posts.

He stood, slack-jawed. Then he let out a large guffaw and said, "Whoa! Amazing...I'll email Ed (his bro and Michelle's DH) this morning and tell him. Such far-reaching fans...That is really something"......I quickly stated, "No, Will......ya gotta get it right. It's really somefin'". :lol::lol:

Amanda! How's your SIL? C-sections can involve some true recovery time, and with a newborn to contend with, I'm sure these coming weeks will be something of a trial. But such a happy, wondrous trial! :)

Peter!! Are you guys getting another dumping of SNOW?! Mygawd....coming down here in a frightful storm-like way.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Morning Em,

We are going to see her tonight, she was worn out last night and since she had been up all night pushing she was very tired. So we didn't want to bother her at all. Plus she sounded half out of it from the meds yet.

elye Community Regular
elye
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New Av . . .

If it wasn't for the freaking frigid temps, I think Susie would move to the Yukon for the dogs!!

Well, Mygawd...........perhaps she has!!

Soooooooooooziiiieeeeee!?

Brent Sass has recovered from his stomach bug. I believe Susie is there with him. I can just FEEL it. She's nursed him back to health, been hanging onto his back the last couple of days as they whip over the frozen landscape.... :lol::rolleyes:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Morning Em,

We are going to see her tonight, she was worn out last night and since she had been up all night pushing she was very tired. So we didn't want to bother her at all. Plus she sounded half out of it from the meds yet.

Amanda, how long does the typical C-sectioned mom stay in hospital down there? I'm curious because here things are HEINOUS. Because we have problems with lack of beds, uncomplicated births have you out in 36 hours, and C-sections I believe are 48-72 hours. Just not long enough..... :angry:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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She should be home Thurs or Friday.

My sister was home on Friday and she had her C-section on a Monday.

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Peter!! Are you guys getting another dumping of SNOW?! Mygawd....coming down here in a frightful storm-like way.

A few flurries expected today, but no significant accumulation. We are expecting about 5 cms (2 in) on Friday.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

we are expecting flurries today too Peter.

dlp252 Apprentice
dlp252
Posted

OMGosh...I totally want to do a dog sled day trip at Michelle's place, lol. I just made the mistake of looking at the link, then clicking on Michelle's bio, THEN the link to her homepage, lol! :P

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

John and I want a sled dog like on michelles team. They are so beautiful.

dlp252 Apprentice
dlp252
Posted

Yeah, it's something I've wanted to do for a long time. I haven't cruised to Alaska yet, but when I do that's definitely one thing I want to do on an excursion!

I LOVE dogs, but just the whole experience looks like it would be great!

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