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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Darn210 Enthusiast
....will the power go to Queen Pseu-zee's 'ead????.......will she become a tyrannical despot??? :unsure:

Well surrrreeeeee . . . same thing happened to you!!!

(I created rather a scandal when I signed my severance papers 1.5 years later - after having created a subgroup in the Delta Gamma house called The Rebels - I owed over $5,000 in fines for broken curfews, etc.......

:lol::lol: Although this made me giggle, it somehow did not surprise me.

My opinion of you so totally went up...

Likewise :lol::lol:


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Darn210 Enthusiast

Oh, and lest I phorget . . . Oh Hell! All Hail!! Suezee's Queen!!!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
all right then, must warn you, I WILL need a whole bedroom to meself (weezee and I) as, cannot sleep with ANY noise or light or bustling about...room must be cool, dark, very quiet......fluffy down pillows and high thread-count sheets (lavendar spritz will not hurt ;))......a fan blowing cool air on me, adn ear plugs. :lol: Other than that, we should be fine. :lol:

WHAT A DIVA :ph34r:

AND SO THOU SHALT BE!

ALL HAIL QUEEN SCHWOOUZHLE THE FIRST!!!!!!!!

Finally!!! You've been here since the verrrrrry beginning, longer than ANY of us here now, I believe - - it's about bleedin' time! Susie's our reigning monarch!

What about the gorgeous Roman slave, feeding you grapes?.....

OMG NOW SHE'S QUEEN............ :ph34r:

WE'RE IN FOR ALOTA TROUBLE HERE FOLKS.

WE HAVE A DINO GODESS FOR A FRIGGING LEADER :lol:

elye Community Regular

Our Psoozie? A Psilly Psorority Psister?? Mygawd, sounds like you was more than a little silly, girl...........lots of penalties, broken curfews, wanton gallivanting........excellent.......

Did anyone notice on the other beer thread, that there is a member named "phake phur".....phunny.

Yes! I've posted on that thread, and noticed this name immediately. Don't know how phunnee this individual is, but he/she's got a great name.....might make a good new citizen, here. Someone else head over there and invite him/her over - - I'd just scare the hell outta them! :rolleyes:

Nope....interesting have they been here and are scared to come back.....Emily...have you scared another potential member! Just think their name is already Phunnifyed....Em and I really did get the stubby stick!

Amanda! Yet another rather....phallic reference in your discourse......what is going ON over there??! :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

ALL HAIL QUEEN SUSAN the FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You SO deserve this!!!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub: :wub: Must have a coronation ceremony when Nikerler returns (to pass on the crown)!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amanda- 3 pharking MILE ISLAND???? Eh, they must have it worked out by now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's on at a respectable 12.45pm here but alas I shall miss it.......that coupled with a NEW series season of Law & Order (SVU) starting tomorrow night nearly made me cancel the bloomin' Turkey trip !! :rolleyes:

HOLD IT!!! Hold everything- a NEW season starts tomorrow night? SWEET!!!!!!! :D

aawww, I want a plastic organ :(

they those Open Original Shared Link , why not fake uteri?

Hold me I'm scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will be watching :D:D I HEART the Olympics!!!!!!

OMG!! Bev, we are separated at birth!!!!!

I loved Katarina Witt and Alberta Tomba!!

Benicio it is!! He will make all the ladies swoon :D

WE ARE TWINS (I am, I think the evil one though)

Jess's "procedure" is the 18th (methinks?). I love how you all got the BAD news but totally BEV'D the good phone call and I ain't telling- you gotta go back unless you're the Queen. I will only tell the Queen!!!!!!!! :P:lol: :lol:

tom Contributor
I love how you all got the BAD news but totally BEV'D the good phone call and I ain't telling- you gotta go back unless you're the Queen. I will only tell the Queen!!!!!!!! :P:lol: :lol:

Heyyyyyyyyyy . ..I phiggered you'd spill once the flowers (& card) arrived!!!

(didn't hafta go look er nuffin)

Phone call didn't say Who Sent, right?

:P

Queenie's sorority fines & the L :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular

Okay, Bevel.............. . .. . . .

WHO SENT YA THE FLOWERS????!

WHO??

WHO???!!!!

:):)


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Okay, Bevel.............. . .. . . .

WHO SENT YA THE FLOWERS????!

WHO??

WHO???!!!!

:):)

Tee hee. I had to CALL to find out. The woman said (exactly): "No one signed but unless you're running around town, I think you might know who it was"

Twas Kurt, but can you imagine if I WAS running around town and she said that? :lol: :lol:

They are SO pretty- yellow roses with coral tips (my FAVORITE!), pale yellow sunflowers and these funky orange flowers that look like thistle. Sigh :wub: I needed that!

tom Contributor
(my FAVORITE!)

Good job Kurt! ;)

And........my first edict:

NO BROKEN HEARTS OR ACUTE SADNESS IN SILLYVILLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

Hear Hear!!

Of course, all royal edicts are to be strictly & unquestioningly obeyed, as this is the only w <interruption>

everyone MUST watch:

Tori and Dean (NOT TORVILLE and DEAN)

The Hills (have never seen it but now will)

Grey's Anatomy (even though I hate it now)

HGTV marathons whilst teleconferencing

and.....

All kinds of reality dating shows

NEVAH!!!!!!!!!!! :ph34r:

viva la revolucion!!

elye Community Regular

Way to go, Kurt!! What a guy, Bev. Think you should keep him........ :):)

Good job Kurt! ;)

Hear Hear!!

Of course, all royal edicts are to be strictly & unquestioningly obeyed, as this is the only w <interruption>

NEVAH!!!!!!!!!!! :ph34r:

viva la revolucion!!

Oui, oui! Vive toute-la!

....Do we really have to watch this stuff? Gad....I've seen better film on a wino's teeth......

DingoGirl Enthusiast
ALL HAIL QUEEN SCHWOOUZHLE THE FIRST!!!!!!!!

:lol: phorgot to commend the spelling here. Nickname in high school/college was Schmooz....then Schmoozer La Rue. Even now, decades later, there are just a handful of people who call me Schmooz - I can be out in public and hear this particular nickname shouted out, and know that I'll be uproariously laughing soon with some complete goophball from that era :lol:

[and then, since diagnosed w/ Celiac, the one who GAVE me this name in high school calls me Sprue. ONLY Sprue.......or Sprue-zee :lol: ]

OK---this is the end of my guttertalk....before I get ousted from Sillyville and the Boards for inappropriates!

what? After 1200 pages, silly, you KNOW taht we don't get in trouble for any kind of gutter wig talk here. Just talking bad about other people. :ph34r:We learned our lesson

My opinion of you so totally went up...

*snort*

well, you'd have really liked the formal meeting called for the Signing of Severance ceremony, then. Eight women, the sorority president and her minions, and the Panhellenic (regional) president of Delta Gamma, all wearing black dresses, in a very somber ceremony (because this act, at least at that time, really never happened)......and, the President says to me - "you do realize you are severing all bonds of sisterhood permanently, that you can never claim to be a Delta Gamma again?"

"WHERE DO I SIGN?????????????????????" was my reply :lol: they were mortified by me - I was quite ex-il-er-ated :lol:

WE'RE IN FOR ALOTA TROUBLE HERE FOLKS.

WE HAVE A DINGO GODESS FOR A FRIGGING LEADER :lol:

:lol: dingo goddess

<hardly - you should see me now, pholks - am actually wearing boxer shorts and a wifebeater tank top>

Our Psoozie? A Psilly Psorority Psister?? Mygawd, sounds like you was more than a little silly, girl...........lots of penalties, broken curfews, wanton gallivanting........excellent.......

:lol: and worse.......

once, when I was about 19, had been at a swim party all day......we all decided to go to Friday's that evening. I was wearing a bikini top, scraggly, pool-dried hair, and using Brad Shelton's ID. :blink:

Um, YES, he's a boy. I did not get in. :lol: :lol:

ALL HAIL QUEEN SUSAN the FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:blink: SUSAN???????? OMG - no one calls me that unless I'm in trouble. Is taht my formal title?

BEVVY - I AM QUEEN and I DEMAND to know the good news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what? what is it? why were phlowers sent? what in hell is going on???????????????????? I know there's a PICC line going in......not good news.........I know that......you were not feeling well a few days ago.....I think you're taking a vacation somewhere coming up...so WHAT IS IT????????

....Do we really have to watch this stuff? Gad....I've seen better film on a wino's teeth......

:lol: *snort*

Yes - you must watch what Julie and I say, every day we make the announcement - then we'll sign in to discuss the next day :lol: :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
I swear, we did. did you SEE anyone putting L's on their foreheads BEFORE 1978? Becuase - it was Karen, Eddie Locker, Lisa Reidel adn I.......

I'm telling you Lisa, WE ARE FAMOUS :lol::lol: and, unless it was going on somewhere else in teh country unbeknownst to us.......we DID bring it to the West Coast......... :P

So is that where this song came from???...........

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

I hope Smash Mouth is paying you royalties!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

I hope Smash Mouth is paying you royalties!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

:angry:<_< Nope, and we shoula patented our genius........see, when was that song written? in the last decade, I am sure.....

IT"S WORLDWIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and we invented it, right here, in Phrez-no.

harrumphhhffffffffffff :angry:

curlyfries Contributor
everyone MUST watch:

Tori and Dean (NOT TORVILLE and DEAN)

The Hills (have never seen it but now will)

Grey's Anatomy (even though I hate it now)

HGTV marathons whilst teleconferencing

and.....

All kinds of reality dating shows

NEVAH!!!!!!!!!!! :ph34r:

viva la revolucion!!

....Do we really have to watch this stuff? Gad....I've seen better film on a wino's teeth......

Yes - you must watch what Julie and I say, every day we make the announcement - then we'll sign in to discuss the next day :lol: :lol:

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

You can't make me!!!!!!!!!

Green12 Enthusiast
Twas Kurt, but can you imagine if I WAS running around town and she said that? :lol: :lol:

They are SO pretty- yellow roses with coral tips (my FAVORITE!), pale yellow sunflowers and these funky orange flowers that look like thistle. Sigh :wub: I needed that!

Kurt :wub:

You should have said something back to her like, "Well, I do have so many men about town that I am seeing, what did he look like/sound like? That will maybe help me narrow it down...."

NEVAH!!!!!!!!!!! :ph34r:

viva la revolucion!!

:lol:

....Do we really have to watch this stuff? Gad....I've seen better film on a wino's teeth......

:lol:

Yes - you must watch what Julie and I say, every day we make the announcement - then we'll sign in to discuss the next day :lol: :lol:

SCHMOOZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it!!! :lol: .........and you got yer silly back, I am so happy :D

Um, I do have to say even I cannot bring myself to watch The Hills :P

So is that where this song came from???...........

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

I hope Smash Mouth is paying you royalties!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

I remember that song :lol:

curlyfries Contributor

Hey!!!.......went back to the site where I got the lyrics, looking for the date, and look what I found............

[Thanks to sarahthesilly@hotmail.com for correcting these lyrics]

.....they're everywhere :unsure: ................

tom Contributor

Ahhhhh Smash Mouth .. ..a local San Jose band.

Loved the song "Walking on the Sun" at the time & went to a day-long show at Shoreline, one of the outdoor amphitheatRes.

Other bands were good but I canNOT remember EVER being MORE disappointed in a band!!!!!!! :angry:

Found out later that they didn't even WRITE the hit song . ... .theirs were shyte :(

<wonder who wrote the song w/ the "L" for them>

And if *I'M* King at the right time, yer all watchin' 10hrs of the NFL draft. :ph34r:

<or not> :P

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Tee hee. I had to CALL to find out.

They are SO pretty- yellow roses with coral tips (my FAVORITE!),

these are mine too Bevie.

....Do we really have to watch this stuff? Gad....I've seen better film on a wino's teeth......

now this is a 'keeper for sure' best i've read yet on this thread.........your to funniest lady i've met.................. :lol:

Kurt :wub:

lost a few quotes along the way but what the 'hey'

judy

elye Community Regular

Judy!!! You've got the multiple quoting down!! YAAAAAYY!! :D

[and then, since diagnosed w/ Celiac, the one who GAVE me this name in high school calls me Sprue. ONLY Sprue.......or Sprue-zee :lol: ]

:lol::lol: Soozie Sprue........love it. Sounds like a super hero....!

<hardly - you should see me now, pholks - am actually wearing boxer shorts and a wifebeater tank top>

:o:lol: This is the first time I've heard of a wifebeater tank top........Redneck-type wifebeaters often wear tank tops? I'm picturing.... . . I think they do....... . .

BEVVY - I AM QUEEN and I DEMAND to know the good news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what? what is it? why were phlowers sent? what in hell is going on????????????????????.......I know that......you were not feeling well a few days ago.......so WHAT IS IT????????

OMG!!! Beverly is pregnant!!!!! :o:o:lol::lol:

<wonder who wrote the song w/ the "L" for them>

...Sounds like our Queen Susie-sprue did......... :D

And if *I'M* King at the right time, yer all watchin' 10hrs of the NFL draft. :ph34r:

<or not> :P

NHL draft, I'm there.

Or CFL.........um, but that draft is not ten hours......it's about 25 minutes...... :lol:

curlyfries Contributor

Yaaaaay!!!!!!!

Going back to school work today! Big district-wide meeting......no kiddos.

Why am I so happy???..........earning a paycheck again! :D

Poop-ins will be less frequent............oh well :mellow:

Carry on sillies!

elye Community Regular

Olympic fever has set in within this household....!

Opening ceremonies begin at 08:08 am, 08/08/08/.

We are all hoping that Canada has a MUCH better showing than our last summer effort - - only twelve medals. We have an incredible 41 year-old swimmer, a 51 year-old fencer, and a 62 year-old equestrian rider (this will be his ninth Olympic Games).......

So, we shall see.............. :)B)

Yaaaaay!!!!!!!

Going back to school work today! Big district-wide meeting......no kiddos.

Why am I so happy???..........earning a paycheck again! :D

I know what you're feeling, Lisa......back to work excites me, too. Dunno how many teaching hours I'll have in the fall..... .. .embassy cutbacks happening, and I may not know until a week before I'm to begin(!)........

Ah, life will stay busy, regardless...... :)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hi sillies

I am a little late today but due to some issues I came upon last night I needed to sort them out, ever have a conversation with a close friend and when its over you are sitting there stewing and think about the whole thing and wondering what the heck happened???? That was the outcome of a conversation I had with Jen last night...and of course I worried all last night and this morning. I called her awhile ago and feel so much better.

Oh and my parents are coming down tomorrow to stay overnight. I am excited!!!! I am thinking of taking a trip to the Strasburg railroad and taking a train ride. I love trains. Plus our usual thrift shopping. We are going to hit the big flea market on Saturday. My mom has spent the night but never both her and my dad so I am a little nervous. I got a lot of cleaning and prep-work to do beforehand!!!!!

elye Community Regular

WOW.........

Who else has been watching the opening ceremonies?

Absolutely spectacular. :):):):)

tom Contributor
Who else has been watching the opening ceremonies?

:(:angry: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :(:angry::(:angry::(:angry::(:angry::(:angry:

The Opening Ceremonies won't be shown here for another 11 hrs. :(:angry::(:angry:

Curses to NBC & their quest for high prime-time ratings!!

elye Community Regular
:(:angry: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :(:angry::(:angry::(:angry::(:angry::(:angry:

The Opening Ceremonies won't be shown here for another 11 hrs.

Curses to NBC & their quest for high prime-time ratings!!

OMG!!! No seeing it live for any of you guys??......... . . . :huh::huh::(

Dunno what the ratings were here, but I just have the feeling that MILLIONS of Canucks went in late to work today, so they could sit mesmerised, watching the most spectacular ceremony I'm sure I've ever seen. Heart-stopping, at times, breathtakingly beautiful at others, incredibly ingenious....

PeOter! Did you watch? Alex?

I have nobody to gush with.............

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OCD brain is using gluten as the excuse here. I personally have the habit of using a cleansing wipe or dust cloth on my phone, nightly, that eases this sort of worry. For example a micro fibre dust cloth will do the trick, keep one on your nightstand? They are antibacterial as particles cling to the cloth. “10. Do i need to clean my phone or laptop if theyve been used by people who eat gluten? Even if no crumbs fall onto my keybaord, i mean because of invisible gluten on their fingers.”  NO. But again these OCD thoughts are hard to argue with. If in doubt, just a quick wipe with a cloth daily should suffice. Normal cleanliness practice. But if you don’t, or forget, don’t sweat the small stuff. “11. Does medication/supplements have to be strictly glutenfree? One company said they couldn‘t guarantee if their probiotics don’t contain traces of gluten.” Better if it is gluten free, yes. “12. I had bought supplements in the past, some of them say glutenfree and some of them dont(like the brand „NOW“ from iherb). I bought them and used them when i wasnt washing my hands so often, are they still safe? As I touched and opened them after touching door knobs, water taps etc. It was like a year ago when i bought those and even though i was eating gluten-free, I never worried about what i touch etc.” Still safe if do not explicitly contain gluten grains / derivatives AND if within the use by and use within dates. “I know this post is long. I’m just extremely overwhelmed. I’m trying to protect myself from long-term health damage, but the OCD is destroying my quality of life, and I honestly don’t know what’s a reasonable level of caution anymore.” Really hope these replies to your questions help. Just remember, in the midst of overwhelming thoughts and darkness under OCD clouded vision, the light and sunshine is always shining above. Take a moment or two when you are able in each day - even if it’s last thing at night - to meditate. Focus on something that you enjoy and appreciate. Or sit in a quiet space and try to relax and tune in to your higher self. Ask for guidance and soothing from your guardian angel. Over time it works but don’t worry if your brain is anxious. Eventually it will quieten down some. Try to focus on a real food, nutrient dense and naturally gluten free diet, this will help your anxiety and future health in the long run. Please eat real food - not cornflakes and sandwiches. Eat a steak, eggs or fish for example. Gluten exposures may happen, but don’t sweat it, dust yourself off so to speak, and carry on with a natural gluten free diet as best you can. Own your OCD don’t let it own you! Similarly, when it comes to a gluten free diet for celiac disease, own the process, don’t let it own you! You’re 18. That’s great. I’ve been managing OCD since childhood (in my 40s now. Many years of research, trial and error so to speak. Diet makes a difference. To quote Doc Brown to teenagers Marty and Jennifer, ‘ …your future hasn’t been written yet. No one’s has. It’s whatever you make it. So make it a good one.’
    • maryannlove
      Unfortunately not going to be able to let you know how Amneal is working because I still have almost 3 month supply of Mylan.  Had annual appointment with endocrinologist last week (though get scripts for blood work more often) and since was on my last refill, she sent new script to pharmacist.  Staying on my Mylan until it's gone.  (I tend to build up a supply because after trying a couple of endocrinologists for my Hashimotos, one finally got my thyroid regulated by my taking only six days a week instead of adjusting the strength which had me constantly up and down.  Will be forever grateful to her.  Apparently high percentage of folks with Celiac also have Hashimotos so all this relevant/helpful on Celiac.com.    
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