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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Did the letter come from Canada by any chance?? :P

Yessssssss.... . .. ..G Pizzle.........sounds absolutely like somefin our PeOter, Grand Master Pizzle Peddler, would suggest........

I am sure we get them here........but.....what are they called?

Plantar warts. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.......

I must say I remain very disappointed that there was not rubbing of spices onto those migrant workers, just flinging of such into their eyes....... :lol:

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Sillies---big big news! I might be heading to FL in November to a meeting and this hotel is beach front on a private beach!!!! How awesome is that?????

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Sillies---big big news! I might be heading to FL in November to a meeting and this hotel is beach front on a private beach!!!! How awesome is that?????

Pretty doggone awsome!! :D

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Sillies---big big news! I might be heading to FL in November to a meeting and this hotel is beach front on a private beach!!!! How awesome is that?????

perks of the job.........sounds wonderful Amanda...in cold weather time in PA too.

win win....

elye Community Regular
elye
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Yay, Amanda!!

We'll meet ya there!! ;):lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Yay, Amanda!!

We'll meet ya there!! ;):lol:

I can fit in yer suitcase..... really.........

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Oh my GAWDDDDDDD....Kurt has just gotten me addicted to Open Original Shared Link

Many poop references :lol: :lol:

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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My sillies can all come along it is at this Marriott on Harbor beach or something in Ft Lauderdale! Not too shabby. I think my sister Carrie wants to go. I was checking ticket prices on Southwest and I can get tickets 79-99 one way which is a steal :):):)

elye Community Regular
elye
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Hey! I wonder how Janet managed at her first day with other people's kids..... . ....

I wonder if she got a new toaster on time....and what sound it makes.

I think one should be able to purchase a toaster that produces a sound like a phart - - something handy on which to blame that errant escapee.... .. . .it would give the dog a break....... :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Heyyyyyy, Sillies!

Put a down payment on a HOT TUB this afternoon.......... .. :)B)

An eight-seater........... .. . ..

We'll have to go in in shifts.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Heyyyyyy, Sillies!

Hi Emily.........you look a little lonely here in Sillyville today. If I didn't know better, I'd think you were talking to yerself! :P

Congrats on the hot tub! Maybe if we invite Edna and Sven, we can get a couple more people in!

Edna's been a pain at my house....... Sven seems to be on vacation.

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Just pooping by for a quick hello. I've been reading, so I'm up to date, just haven't posted in a while.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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OK.......guess now I'M the one talkin to meself........ <_< ................hello?...............I'm all alone..............I'm skeered........... :ph34r:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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We are not alone... :unsure:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Just pooping by for a quick hello. I've been reading, so I'm up to date, just haven't posted in a while.

aaaaaaaand.......he's gone again..........drive-by poop in :huh:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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We are not alone... :unsure:

Aren't you the sneaky one.........can never tell when you're around ;)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Heyyyyyy, Sillies!

Put a down payment on a HOT TUB this afternoon.......... .. :)B)

An eight-seater........... .. . ..

We'll have to go in in shifts.

Ohhhh hot tub hot tub!!!!!! I am so there!

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Aren't you the sneaky one.........can never tell when you're around ;)

Yeah, a sneaky moderator. I set myself invisible this morning while looking into some dubious posts. I didn't want to be noticed by the members I was looking into. Hmm, two of them are now former members. Working along with another moderator, we deleted about 7 posts.

I am not hiding from the sillies, but I do sometimes work undercover. :ph34r:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Oh my GAWDDDDDDD....Kurt has just gotten me addicted to Open Original Shared LinkMany poop references :lol::lol:

The one you linked was gone but looked at one that had Triumph doing the weather was that the one?

Heyyyyyy, Sillies!Put a down payment on a HOT TUB this afternoon.......... .. :)B)

Ah your soooooooooooooooooooooooooo lucky........i've always wanted one :( happy for you tho

Just pooping by for a quick hello. I've been reading, so I'm up to date, just haven't posted in a while.

you've been missed my friend

OK.......guess now I'M the one talkin to meself........ <_< ................hello?...............I'm all alone..............I'm skeered........... :ph34r:

:lol:

Yeah, a sneaky moderator. I set myself invisible this morning while looking into some dubious posts. I didn't want to be noticed by the members I was looking into. Hmm, two of them are now former members. Working along with another moderator, we deleted about 7 posts.

I am not hiding from the sillies, but I do sometimes work undercover. :ph34r:

you are the sneaky one Peter :lol: Glad you're watching over us and protecting us...........ah whew.......feel so safe now ;)B)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Working along with another moderator, we deleted about 7 posts.

Probably deleted something juicy before I got a chance to read it <_< ............some people just don't know how to play nice :P

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Yeah, a sneaky moderator. I set myself invisible this morning while looking into some dubious posts. I didn't want to be noticed by the members I was looking into. Hmm, two of them are now former members. Working along with another moderator, we deleted about 7 posts.

I am not hiding from the sillies, but I do sometimes work undercover. :ph34r:

See now . . . I consider this taunting . . . makes me want to know WHO and WHAT . . . and WHO??? I musta been a cat in a previous life . . . and curiousity killt me.

Long day . . . job part was phine . . . the rest of it had problems but I don't even want to think about it right now . . . and yes, daughter has a new toaster for breakfast. I will report how the dog handles it tomorrow.

Night All.

dollamasgetceliac? Explorer
dollamasgetceliac?
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You know who to vote for

Open Original Shared Link

LL in '08 B)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I was checking ticket prices on Southwest and I can get tickets 79-99 one way which is a steal :):):)

Wow--that does sound like a good deal!

I think one should be able to purchase a toaster that produces a sound like a phart

Hee! :lol: Can you imagine???? :lol:

Heyyyyyy, Sillies!

Put a down payment on a HOT TUB this afternoon.......... .. :)B)

An eight-seater........... .. . ..

We'll have to go in in shifts.

Woo-hoo!!! Hot tub par-tay at Em's!!!! B)

Edna's been a pain at my house....... Sven seems to be on vacation.

Mine too <_<

Just pooping by for a quick hello. I've been reading, so I'm up to date, just haven't posted in a while.

Quick hello back to ya PeOter! :D

We are not alone... :unsure:

I went to bed early last night.....who was lurking?

LL in '08 B)

:lol::lol: So that's where you've been, LL--out campaigning!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Morning, Sillies!

Yeah, a sneaky moderator. I set myself invisible this morning while looking into some dubious posts. I didn't want to be noticed by the members I was looking into. Hmm, two of them are now former members. Working along with another moderator, we deleted about 7 posts.

I am not hiding from the sillies, but I do sometimes work undercover. :ph34r:

PeOter!!!! I picture you in a dark overcoat....sunglasses....fedora pulled down over yer eyes......... . . .. :rolleyes:

Who on earth are these miscreants?? Classified information, to be sure.. .... . .....and we remain on a need-to-know status..... . . ....

Ah your soooooooooooooooooooooooooo lucky........i've always wanted one :( happy for you tho

Well, Judy, you just have to head on up here for the Psilly Hot Tub Gathering. We shall be the Sillietubbies........ . . . . . ..... :lol:

You know who to vote for

Open Original Shared Link

LL in '08 B)

Llama Lady!! :lol::lol: What a terrific thing...I've already sent it off to many. Thanks fer this!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Well, Judy, you just have to head on up here for the Psilly Hot Tub Gathering. We shall be the Sillietubbies........ . . . . . ..... :lol:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!! I like it.

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