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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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elye Community Regular
elye
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You're kidding me :o In like three days! It took me many months!

Oh, wait. I don't have the knack for ordering up men like youse guys.

I know. . .. . I'm quite astounded at my ordering up capabilities, of something other than restaurant food. :lol:

Lefty is the perfect purring pirate!! :D

Yay!! I think it's a perfect size for starting out. Big enough for family to visit, but not so big that they'll want to stay a long time. :P

OH! So very True dat, and vital criteria. . . . . .....

This might help, How To Talk Like A Pirate:

Open Original Shared Link

:lol::lol:

OMG. . . . . . .....A line I SO wish I'd had at university:"That's quite a cutlass ye got thar. . . .. what ye need is a good scabbard!"

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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A line I SO wish I'd had at university:"That's quite a cutlass ye got thar. . . .. what ye need is a good scabbard!"

Oh, I simply LOVE a good scabbard :lol:

Lefty wiv an eye patch!!!...Awwwww :wub:

Did Susie's playuh use any of these lines??:

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Well, my daughter was particulary annoyed wif me and me hubby both talkin' like pirates this fair mornin' . . . so, I emailed one of her teachers (the one who does not know me that well, but by his reputation, would most likely go fer some sort of pirate banter in the class room) . . . he responded wif pirate lingo and told me he gave his class the option of doing some piratey writing during writer's workshop (that's their creative writing time). . . :lol::lol::lol: . . . I love a teacher wif an open mind and a sense o' humoUr.

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Even on Talk Like A Pirate Day things turn to ballcocks and thumbs here in Sillyville :huh::lol:

I see we can sub some words we already use, for example:

"stat" will be "smartly" as in, "Bev needs some sillies, smartly!!"

"cocktail" will be "grog" as in, "We are going to Susie's for grogs"

....and I don't think the yeti likes to go to sea :huh: so that would make him a lubber??

Well, my daughter was particulary annoyed wif me and me hubby both talkin' like pirates this fair mornin' . . . so, I emailed one of her teachers (the one who does not know me that well, but by his reputation, would most likely go fer some sort of pirate banter in the class room) . . . he responded wif pirate lingo and told me he gave his class the option of doing some piratey writing during writer's workshop (that's their creative writing time). . . :lol::lol::lol: . . . I love a teacher wif an open mind and a sense o' humoUr.

:lol: Janet, yer daughter is going to LOVE that!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
This might help, How To Talk Like A Pirate:

Open Original Shared Link

:lol: :lol:

I like this reason to talk like a pirate:

"It gives your conversation a swagger, an el

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Oh! and guess what else! :angry:

I now have a warning level. Yup, 33 percent. I am one-third warned.

I just logged on to check my warning level and am now HARRUMPH-ING smugly.

<_<

will this get me another warning? I can't see in the rules that we can get warned for talking about our warning.

:huh:

I am feeling quite pissy. May start absinthe early today. :lol:

<someone tell me QUICK if I should erase this post> :mellow:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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and note our new photo..........look at the ENNUI in Weezee's face.......watching celebrity gossip once again, wif Mommy.

:lol:

:lol:

:wacko:

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Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Ay Maties!!!!!! "Tis one of my favorite days! I love how to Pick Up a Pirate!!!!!! Did you see this one:

They don

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Have rented (w/ free coupon) "300" for thsi weekend, will be quite familiar w/ Gerard Butler's six-pac and pecs and such. ;)

"300" twas on late last night so I dvr'd it to watch tonight, or this weekend!!!!! I'm so looking forward to it :giddyface:

elye Community Regular
elye
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OOPS.....double comin'. ....... . . . ...

elye Community Regular
elye
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. . . he responded wif pirate lingo and told me he gave his class the option of doing some piratey writing during writer's workshop (that's their creative writing time). . . :lol::lol::lol: . . . I love a teacher wif an open mind and a sense o' humoUr.

Mygawd.. . . . . Try a pirate speech exercise with a bunch of grown Francophone students...... :lol::lol: I cannot convey, in writing, how hilarious Piratespeak is when attempted with an accompanying Parisian accent!

Jess, zat ees a ornpipe een my pocket, and I am appee to see joo"........

No offense or disrespect is intended to any Fracophone within reading distance. .. . . ... . ...... ...it's just phunny!

:lol:

Soooozie! Weezie looks adorable...... .. . a beautiful pic!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Soooozie! Weezie looks adorable...... .. . a beautiful pic!

Yes she does!! :D I meant to comment on her pic earlier. Such a cutie-pie!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Sooze!! I found Open Original Shared Link for your stepford mailbox!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Took a quick trip to California to get a pic of Susie's mailbox. She wasn't lyin' about the duct tape . . . New Av.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Soooozie! Weezie looks adorable...... .. . a beautiful pic!

Yes she does!! :D I meant to comment on her pic earlier. Such a cutie-pie!

:wub::wub:

thanks girls, she is the cuddliest, I"m not kiddin'!

But - her binge eating lately is out of control..........tell you later :unsure:

Sooze!! I found Open Original Shared Link for your stepford mailbox!

Took a quick trip to California to get a pic of Susie's mailbox. She wasn't lyin' about the duct tape . . . New Av.

*SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTT*

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

dammit Janet, why didn't you knock???????? I have fresh mojitos waiting, shoot, was I out mowing the lawn and didn't hear you???????????????? :P

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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dammit Janet, why didn't you knock???????? I have fresh mojitos waiting, shoot, was I out mowing the lawn and didn't hear you???????????????? :P

Or had you sampled each mojito as it was poured and were passed out on the phone with Em, passed out on the other end.

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Took a quick trip to California to get a pic of Susie's mailbox. She wasn't lyin' about the duct tape . . . New Av.

:lol::D:lol:

Okay, if Patti's thumb is gone, I think mine will follow suit. But, if you missed it, click.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
:lol::D:lol:

Okay, if Patti's thumb is gone, I think mine will follow suit. But, if you missed it, click.

:lol: PeOter--I had to take it down! Every time I posted, there was this gigantic, long thumb and it was freaking me out :lol:

Actually your close-up pic is much better--we can read the ruler :PB):D

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted
"300" twas on late last night so I dvr'd it to watch tonight, or this weekend!!!!! I'm so looking forward to it :giddyface:

You will want to walk up to the TV screen and poke his abs! They are so hard they look like they could break- strangely, he doesn't do anything for me but must say, his thumbs muscles are impressive!!!!!!

Mygawd.. . . . . T

Jess, zat ees a ornpipe een my pocket, and I am appee to see joo"........

Soooozie! Weezie looks adorable...... .. . a beautiful pic!

ay- zat mus be vereee diffecult!!!!! :lol: :lol:

hands on- Weezie is Angus's (that makes me her MIL :lol: ) :wub: :wub: :wub:

Sooze!! I found Open Original Shared Link for your stepford mailbox!

Ahhhhhh!!!!!!! So totally Stepford :ph34r: :ph34r:

Or had you sampled each mojito as it was poured and were passed out on the phone with Em, passed out on the other end.

:lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Or had you sampled each mojito as it was poured and were passed out on the phone with Em, passed out on the other end.

Oh, Gawwwd.....So that's who I was on the phone with!! :lol:

Good job on yer mailbox, Sooozie! Thanks fer gettin' that pic, Janet. Nothing's too much to ask in Sillyville. . . . .day-long flight to CA for a vital shot of a fellow Silly's mailbox is to be expected here. B)

Actually your close-up pic is much better--we can read the ruler :PB):D

OMG. . .. . . .I got it emailed to me before it hit the board as PeOter's av - - so I had to keep my knowledge quiet. . . .... :ph34r::lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Janet's av :lol: (got her psilly back ON!!)

Bev's av :lol:

Susie's av :wub: (Weezie's ennui :( ).....:mustcuddleher:

OMG. . .. . . .I got it emailed to me before it hit the board as PeOter's av - - so I had to keep my knowledge quiet. . . .... :ph34r::lol:

:o

Em, yer kept that quiet ;)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
Em, yer kept that quiet ;)

You cannot imagine how tough it was keeping THAT to meself. . . .. . ..... :lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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You will want to walk up to the TV screen and poke his abs! They are so hard they look like they could break- strangely, he doesn't do anything for me but must say, his thumbs muscles are impressive!!!!!!

Try watching him in the Phantom. If he doesn't do something for you after that, then you're not human. And he's fully dressed through the whole movie, too.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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<------ LOOKY LOOK IT WORKED!!!!!

I actually took this picture a couple years ago, guess I really am a psilly at heart.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
<------ LOOKY LOOK IT WORKED!!!!!

I actually took this picture a couple years ago, guess I really am a psilly at heart.

Yes, it looks like you are!! :lol: Nice to finally "see" you!!!! :D

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