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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
..hideous day here...grEy, windy, rain lashing down :(

Ah! This description is perfect for the English countryside I often see in me mind . .. ... . with Heathcliff striding through the misty, swampy hills, wind billowing up his black cloak .. . . . . :lol:

Amanda--it's so weird, I keep having dreams about moving again, looking for homes, etc. It's bizarre--I had another one just this AM before I woke up. What in hell???? :unsure:

Mygawd. . . . . in the last two weeks, I have suddenly had several appearaces in some foggy dreams of my ex-boyfriend from twenty years ago . . . . . :ph34r: What in hell is HE doing there? There he is, as I turn a corner or walk outside. Last night he told me that he is breeding....get ready. . . .ducks for a living. :huh: Then, in a horrific moment, I suddenly felt a back molar come free, and it came out!! :huh::huh:

Holy crap. This probably means that my house is going to flood, or that my mom's gonna call me tonight, er sumfin. . . . . . ...... :lol::rolleyes:


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Jestgar Rising Star
This probably means that my house is going to flood, or that my mom's gonna call me tonight, er sumfin. . . . . . ...... :lol::rolleyes:

Or Jack's nose is actually full of duck eggs.

Jestgar Rising Star

I just googled a guy I had a crush on in high school. He actually has a web page and something of a blog. It's one of those types of blogs that you start reading and think "Does this guy actually think that someone wants to read about how happy he is that Dr Who is back on the air?"

Weird to think of the paths that life takes you on (or, thankfully, doesn't take you on).

tom Contributor

Mornin' all! ;)

Yesterday I called the Dr that the CTscan was ordered through.

His receptionist wife said she'd tried calling me but wasn't succeeding, which makes no sense at all since it's the same number she used to call me both a few wks ago & a few yrs ago.

But I went for the >1 honey:vinegar ratio & told her my ph was being weird.

It was his idea originally that the plan was to just go over the report on the phone unless something warranted more.

She wouldn't tell me why, but I now have an office visit today @12:45p to go over it.

Hmmmm .. . ..when I 1st wanted an appt it was 2wk+ wait.

Hmmm :mixedemotionsface: <or is that faceS>

Latest blood test results due late in the week - maybe Thu, maybe Sat.

Of course that assumes all goes the way it's supposed to, which has been awfully rare lately.

Hey Gnichyyyyyyyyy!! You MUST know the tv show "Skins" that I've been watching on BBC-America, right?

I'm liking it. :)

They actually put up a disclaimer at the start of each show, w/ some variations.

Cracked me up enough to freeze-frame & copy 2 of them.

BE WARNED, THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM CONTAINS BRITISH ACCENTS. THEREFORE, PORTIONS HAVE BEEN SUBTITLED FOR THE EASILY CONFUSED.

-and-

ALTHOUGH SUPERFICIALLY CHARMING, THE BRITISH ACCENT IS DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND. THEREFORE, PORTIONS HAVE BEEN SUBTITLED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE.

:lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular

Hey, Ptaoughmghmn!

So you're suddenly off to the doc this aft. . .. ..let us know what the scan shows.. . . .hmmm.. . . .maybe you're the one wif duck eggs in yer head? :rolleyes:

I just googled a guy I had a crush on in high school. He actually has a web page and something of a blog. It's one of those types of blogs that you start reading and think "Does this guy actually think that someone wants to read about how happy he is that Dr Who is back on the air?"

Dear gawd, I know . . .. . . . .this phenomenon is very present within facebook, as well. Why do people think that their friends need to know how they are currently watching reruns of I Love Lucy, or making tomorrow's grocery list, or cleaning up Princess's furballs? :rolleyes::lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

MMmmmm....you reminded me, duck egg blue....my next painting project :lol:

"Does this guy actually think that someone wants to read about how happy he is that Dr Who is back on the air?"

:lol:

Many, are however happy that Dr Who is back on air.....whether they care that he's happy I don't know :huh::lol:

She wouldn't tell me why, but I now have an office visit today @12:45p to go over it.

Keep us posted Ptaum ;)

Hey Gnichyyyyyyyyy!! You MUST know the tv show "Skins" that I've been watching on BBC-America, right?

I'm liking it. :)

They actually put up a disclaimer at the start of each show, w/ some variations.

Cracked me up enough to freeze-frame & copy 2 of them.

BE WARNED, THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM CONTAINS BRITISH ACCENTS. THEREFORE, PORTIONS HAVE BEEN SUBTITLED FOR THE EASILY CONFUSED.

-and-

ALTHOUGH SUPERFICIALLY CHARMING, THE BRITISH ACCENT IS DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND. THEREFORE, PORTIONS HAVE BEEN SUBTITLED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE.

:lol: :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

This cracks me up!!! ...superficially charming !!! :lol:

Really, we manage wiv your programMEs without subtitles :rolleyes:

LOVED SKINS BTW!!!!!

<reminded me of me youth :ph34r: >

jerseyangel Proficient

Yes Pataghumn, definately keep us posted! :)

Hi Nik :D

Gawd, finding old boyfriends.....on Facebook, I found (easily, I wasn't looking) the guy I had my phirst crush on ever!! I was just head over heels for this guy from afar from first grade to sixth. We went to the same church, too, where he was an alter boy. ( I still remember the tiny smiles between us as he and the priest gave out communion). :lol: We went all through school together, actually, but travelled in different circles after elementary school.


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Gawd, finding old boyfriends.....on Facebook, I found

:lol:

I found an old school friend....we've emailed each other...she reeled off a list of names that she's kept in touch with........damned if I can remember WHO they are :unsure::blink:

jerseyangel Proficient
:lol:

I found an old school friend....we've emailed each other...she reeled off a list of names that she's kept in touch with........damned if I can remember WHO they are :unsure::blink:

I know! I checked the page of graduates from my high school the same year as me. Out of probably a dozen, I recoginized about 3. Now I know some of the women have a different last name, but I was surprised that I didn't remember more of them--or from my school as a whole.

One coincidence was that one guy I graduated with just recently did business with my sister and her husband and asked about me. I didn't know him very well, but at least I remember who he is! :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

Wish me luck. Headin' out for lunch with my drinkin' buddy ate her free pour spot. (Remember what happened last time.)

jerseyangel Proficient
Wish me luck. Headin' out for lunch with my drinkin' buddy ate her free pour spot. (Remember what happened last time.)

Hee! That was phunny! :lol:

Enjoy!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
First practice for Oliver! Cover your ears Susie, musical talk. For almost three hours we sang Open Original Shared Link. I may hate that song now.

*snort*

coverin' me ears. I looked at the youtubes of the Olivers for about......1/16's of a second and BAM! Clicked off..... :huh:

Soozie Avoidance Rating was high, but not as high as, say, Chicago - WORST WORST WORST and most TORTUOUS thing I've ever seen (well, only saw first 10 minutes and then the last five minutes of the movie enough heinosity for me, I tell ya)

Funny story...

Both Susie and I could only get through about the first 15 minutes! I'll let her tell her side, but I just couldn't get into it, and Gerard's beard and little braided thingy was distracting :lol:

:lol: Yes, 'tis true, I never turned it back on! didn't even care.....such a BOY movie, really. Well, it was phree, am taking it back today and don't feel guilty.

Julie - Suzanne Somers :lol: :lol: OMG - mailing list for life - that is hee-larry-us

why don't you consider litigation? Just sue her for harassment, maybe you can get TONS of money and take us all somewhere! :P

So, took the Ripper for his scan. As he was being moved into position under the scanning machine, all strapped down and lying board-straight, little arms at his sides, I hear him say to the technician, "I have SO MUCH snot in my nose all the time. Will you be able to see it in the pictures? All packed in there?"

I quickly returned, "Uh, Jack... . . .. don't ya think you see enough of it all day, every day, in your kleenexes, on your pillow, your shirt sleeves....?.. . . ."

:lol: Just loved this

Couldn't let this pass .. . .

HAPPY 2 YEAR PSILLYVERSARY!!!!!!!!!

TOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:wub:

so very good to see you! my gosh, your appt. is soon - PLEASE let us know as soon as you hear anything.

Yes, two years we've been at this? sheesh......you'd think we'da won the nobel prize now er sumfin'

and Patti's doing the treadmill and such! Julie, too? Well, pholks, I have been faithfully working out at gym for over a month now also. Elliptical and heavy weights.......loving it. :)

Hershey's chocolate tastes like toliet poo! they just are continuing to disappoint the community that was built on their product. Thankfully I only work in Hershey- I live outside this area :)

:o tastes like TOILET POO? are you quite sure? I LOVE Hershey's - - would I like toilet poo, also? :unsure:

Got nuffink phunny :blink: ..hideous day here...grEy, windy, rain lashing down

Oh! This sounds DREAMY and PHABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanna come over!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mygawd, we had 98 degrees STILL just a couple of days ago......summer never ends......at least today it's 94 and, going lower. Susie is pleased........RAIN IN FORECAST FOR SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will be home, wtih movies, blankies, a Weezle dog and - hot toddies? :rolleyes:

Mygawd. . . . . in the last two weeks, I have suddenly had several appearaces in some foggy dreams of my ex-boyfriend from twenty years ago . . . . What in hell is HE doing there? There he is, as I turn a corner or walk outside. Last night he told me that he is breeding....get ready. . . .ducks for a living. :huh: Then, in a horrific moment, I suddenly felt a back molar come free, and it came out!! :huh::huh:

Holy crap. This probably means that my house is going to flood, or that my mom's gonna call me tonight, er sumfin. . . . . . ...

:lol: this is excellent.

Last night I dreamed I was getting married - I was mildly excited, as someone else had taken over (my MIL?) all wedding planning for me and it was very last minute, fianc

DingoGirl Enthusiast

wait..........the Bridesmaid Chapel in my dream was really more of a pollywog shape. :lol: just had to clarify. And it was very cool, I awoke trying to figure out how churches could have two of these dimly-lit, lovely pollywog-shaped rooms underneath their main chapels.....there was one on either side of the church in my dream, you see. ;)

Hey Gnichyyyyyyyyy!! You MUST know the tv show "Skins" that I've been watching on BBC-America, right?

I'm liking it. :)

They actually put up a disclaimer at the start of each show, w/ some variations.

Cracked me up enough to freeze-frame & copy 2 of them.

BE WARNED, THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM CONTAINS BRITISH ACCENTS. THEREFORE, PORTIONS HAVE BEEN SUBTITLED FOR THE EASILY CONFUSED.

-and-

ALTHOUGH SUPERFICIALLY CHARMING, THE BRITISH ACCENT IS DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND. THEREFORE, PORTIONS HAVE BEEN SUBTITLED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE.

*snort* quite funny, but I don't know what The Skins are.

Yes, the charm of the Brits........Gail is ADAMANT taht she wants a British (titled, of course) boyfriend. WE are going to put her on match.com, UK. (not really, but 'tis a nice thought).

Wish me luck. Headin' out for lunch with my drinkin' buddy ate her free pour spot. (Remember what happened last time.)

:lol: :lol: :lol: Oh YAY! Please promise you'll come back and post. *snigger*

Is Janet back?

HI ERICA, you silly girl!!!!!!!!!! :)

Hi Judy :)

amanda - florida sounds great!

Hi Bunnie, oh silly, smooching one!

Bevvy - - :( so sorry about all yer heinosity..........methinks cosmos today, lass...........

HI SARAH!!!!!!!!!! I see you!!!!!!! :)

elye Community Regular
Gawd, finding old boyfriends.....on Facebook, I found (easily, I wasn't looking) the guy I had my phirst crush on ever!! I was just head over heels for this guy from afar from first grade to sixth. We went to the same church, too, where he was an alter boy. ( I still remember the tiny smiles between us as he and the priest gave out communion). :lol: We went all through school together, actually, but travelled in different circles after elementary school.

GAH!! Patti! Get on there are punch "Friend Request"!! Do it! Do it! You can exchange new, tiny smiles over the internet. . . . .. .... :D

Wish me luck. Headin' out for lunch with my drinkin' buddy ate her free pour spot. (Remember what happened last time.)

OMG. . ....... . Jess, there is a vital difference, now .. . . . you are uterusless. Not certain what this will mean - - perhaps you will have a sudden admirable capacity for alcohol, what wif the extra space in your abdomen. . . . . . . ....maybe you will be unable to function after one drink, as there is no longer a large organ there to absorb the alcohol. Hmmm. . . . ..tres interressant....let us know the outcome. . . . . . . . :lol:

Soooozie! You're also dreaming about losing teef! Anticipation of doom? :unsure: Oh, dear. .. . .... Perhaps Elsie will be vomiting up more interesting items. . . more on this later. .. .. :huh:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Teef dreams???......Open Original Shared Link covers it.

.....but wait :unsure: ..is that Susie's mailbox at the bottom of the page ???? :o

jerseyangel Proficient
.....but wait :unsure: ..is that Susie's mailbox at the bottom of the page ???? :o

:lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
GAH!! Patti! Get on there are punch "Friend Request"!! Do it! Do it! You can exchange new, tiny smiles over the internet. . . . .. .... :D

Hee! I can just imagine his face (probably :huh: ) when I say--"hi! I'm Patty (as i was known by then) from third grade and Tuesday afternoon church school.....remember me?" :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
.....but wait :unsure: ..is that Susie's mailbox at the bottom of the page ???? :o

:lol: of COURSE not, silly, no duct tape!! :P

Hee! I can just imagine his face (probably :huh: ) when I say--"hi! I'm Patty (as i was known by then) from third grade and Tuesday afternoon church school.....remember me?" :lol:

:lol: Just send him a mojito

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Hee! I can just imagine his face (probably :huh: ) when I say--"hi! I'm Patty (as i was known by then) from third grade and Tuesday afternoon church school.....remember me?" :lol:

:lol:

No worse than my ''hi!! It's Nicola Bennett (as was) from school...didn't we get caught smoking round the bike sheds?'' lol

:lol: OMG I am sooo lame <snort>

jerseyangel Proficient
It's Nicola Bennett (as was) from school...didn't we get caught smoking round the bike sheds?'' lol

A goil after me own 'art, I must say! :lol:

We woulda had some phun, Nik!--don't let the church school stuph fool ya :P

jerseyangel Proficient
and Patti's doing the treadmill and such! Julie, too? Well, pholks, I have been faithfully working out at gym for over a month now also. Elliptical and heavy weights.......loving it. :)

You too, Soozle? :D Sillies gettin' physical!! B)

I'm really getting into this walking thing--I parked way at the end of the lot today at WalMart and walked there and then next door to the grocery. I read in Prevention that even shorter bits of walking/exercise add up throughout the day.

Green12 Enthusiast

:lol:

Am I the only goody two shoes here?!? Don't drink, don't smoke.......in fact, I believe Adam Ant wrote a song about me :lol: Never got in trouble or did anything remotely that would be considered against the rules, very boring, sigh.......

I'll be back to catch up!

elye Community Regular

Ahhh...interesting summary on dreaming of tooth loss. Quite, hilarious, really, when applied to me. I particularly like this assertion:

Another rationalization for these falling teeth dreams may be rooted in your fear of being embarrassed or making a fool of yourself in some specific situation.

Right.. . . yeah, that's me. Always SO self-conscious, terrified of embarrassing myself. . . . .

:lol:

Hee! I can just imagine his face (probably :huh: ) when I say--"hi! I'm Patty (as i was known by then) from third grade and Tuesday afternoon church school.....remember me?" :lol:

There is a new thing that you can do to a friend, besides the now old "poke", "hug', "send a beer to"- - dunno if any of you have noticed it, but it would work very well here, Patti, for this old love. You can "bump and grind" with ________.

Do you remember him being the type who'd be receptive to bumping and grinding wif you?

:huh::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Do you remember him being the type who'd be receptive to bumping and grinding wif you?

:huh::lol:

M-m-m......lemme think. Considering we were both about 11 the last time we had anything to do wif each other, I don't really know. :unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star

Back. Not toasted. I didn't realize that the bartender only waits on one section and I didn't choose a seat there. Ah well, now I know. Did have three pink fru-fru thingies. Pleasantly buzzed, but not alarmingly so.

Sooo, back to trying to figure out how to differentiate endotoxin contamination acting on endogenous TLR4 from a true effect of CD14/MD2 on TLR6.

Feel free to offer up suggestions.

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    • lmemsm
      I've seen a lot of recipes for chia pudding, so I decided to make some with chia, water, cocoa and honey.  Didn't like the taste, so I added ground sunflower and ground pumpkin seed to it.  It tasted okay, but came out more like frosting that pudding.  I used to make pudding with tapioca starch, milk powder, water and sugar.  It came out very good but I haven't figured out what to use to replace the milk powder to make it dairy free.  Most starches will work in place of tapioca starch but quantity varies depending on the type of starch.  If I didn't add enough starch to get a pudding consistency, I'd add gelatin as well to fix it.  Avocado and cocoa makes a good dessert with a pudding like consistency.  Unfortunately, I have a bad reaction to avocados.
    • lmemsm
      Seems like when I find a gluten free product I like, the producer stops manufacturing it and then I have trouble finding a new gluten free source for it.  What's worse, I've been contacting companies to ask if their products are gluten free and they don't even bother to respond.  So, it's making it very hard to find safe replacements.  I was buying teff flour at nuts.com and they no longer carry it.  I noticed Naturevibe has teff and soy flour.  However, I can't get a response as to whether their flours are safe for someone with celiac.  Can't get a response from Aldi if their peas are safe for someone with celiac either.  I know Bob's Red Mill has teff flour but was hoping to get a large quantity.  I've been using up the 20 ounce Bob's Red Mill teff flour too quickly.  Does anyone know of a good source for teff or soy flour?  Any recommendations where to get gluten free beans, peas or lentils?  I found some packages of gluten free beans at Sprouts but not much variety.  I've also been looking for lentil elbow macaroni and it seems like no one is making that now that Tolerant was bought out.  Any suggestions for safe sources for these types of ingredients.  Thanks.
    • chrish42
      All I can say is this site is great!
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