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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
This is the spookiest thing that ever happened in Sillieville! Anybody else sceered?

Hee--Allo just opened the basement door wif his little head

:o

:lol: :lol:

what in the Sam Hill.......

and YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we DID make that up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! third grade..........we showed such promise :lol:

I told you so!!!!.........it's a curse!!! :o:lol:

I KNOW!!!!!!!! You ALREADY KNEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now he's removing his-self from his own av!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GAH!!!!!!! :lol:

Yes, I am askeert, so is Weez


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curlyfries Contributor
I KNOW!!!!!!!! You ALREADY KNEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now he's removing his-self from his own av!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a vision.......it's becoming clearer..........aha!

He will reappear on someone else's av, and he will be incognito..........but he won't fool the sillies <_<

Will he replace Fabian.......or Weezer?............grand-kitty????...........it is unclear to me.........I am too tired........it is gone

Darn210 Enthusiast

Emily, I wanted you to get a new av anyway . . . I want you to take Sam Hill to the grocery store and put him in a cart and take his pic . . . be sure to strap him in . . . :lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Perhaps he'll reappear in my avatar making kissy faces at everyone.... He's been off Lothario-ing.....

jerseyangel Proficient

How phun!! I'm on the edge o' me seat waiting to see where he will show up next!!!!

elye Community Regular
Em, did you not purposely delete yer av? I've never heard of such a thing.

OMG. . ......

You, Patti, a practiced moderator and incessant poster on this board, have never seen such a thing?? :unsure:

I kid you not: I did NOTHING to Man Head avatar. I was thinking today about going through the photos of Sophie's gold medal team and putting up a pic, but.....did not.....get around to it......

:unsure:

Where is he????

...POeter???? Shed some light, my man. . . . . ......

Dunno if Man Head can do kissy-lips....his mouth is rather set in a hard line. . . ...

Bunnie........um.....lookit yer av carefully - - just behind your face, by your left forehead . . ......

What is that....?... :huh::unsure::unsure:

A silvery profile... ......square nose..... . ....

OMG.

Everyone. Check. Their. Avatars. NOW............. . . . .

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Emily, I wanted you to get a new av anyway . . . I want you to take Sam Hill to the grocery store and put him in a cart and take his pic . . . be sure to strap him in . .

OMG..........please.............PLEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ Em..........Please do this...the gauntlet is thrown.......

I DARE YOU :lol:

I TRIPLE-DOG DARE YOU - -

just go to the grocery store........set him in the child seat of yer cart.........walk around and act like nothing's wrong.......dress normally (no tribal attire or they'll think yer crazy :lol: )......don't laugh or crack a smile........AND GET SOMEONE TO TAKE YER PICTURE

:lol: :lol: :cacklesnort:

Perhaps he'll reappear in my avatar making kissy faces at everyone.... He's been off Lothario-ing.....

lothario-ing :lol:

A silvery profile... ......square nose..... . ....

OMG.

Everyone. Check. Their. Avatars. NOW............. . . . .

*snort*

OMG

madder and madder :lol:


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Darn210 Enthusiast
Bunnie........um.....lookit yer av carefully - - just behind your face, by your left forehead . . ......

:huh::huh:

As oppose to her middle forehead or the forehead that's second from the right?? How many foreheads have ya got, Bunnie? :P

OMG..........please.............PLEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ Em..........Please do this...the gauntlet is thrown.......

I DARE YOU :lol:

I TRIPLE-DOG DARE YOU - -

just go to the grocery store........set him in the child seat of yer cart.........walk around and act like nothing's wrong.......dress normally (no tribal attire or they'll think yer crazy :lol: )......don't laugh or crack a smile........AND GET SOMEONE TO TAKE YER PICTURE

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: (The rest of me quota)

Made me larf outloud and JoDog had to come see what was the matter wif me.

Green12 Enthusiast
I DARE YOU :lol:

I TRIPLE-DOG DARE YOU - -

just go to the grocery store........set him in the child seat of yer cart.........walk around and act like nothing's wrong.......dress normally (no tribal attire or they'll think yer crazy :lol: )......don't laugh or crack a smile........AND GET SOMEONE TO TAKE YER PICTURE

DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did perhaps man head/shoulder/bust violate some kind of avatar code?? Maybe he was removed by a higher power??

Phorgot to say how lovely your tree is Janet :D

Mtndog Collaborator

Oh please, oh please oh puhllllleeeeaaazzzeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular
I TRIPLE-DOG DARE YOU - -

just go to the grocery store........set him in the child seat of yer cart.........walk around and act like nothing's wrong.......dress normally (no tribal attire or they'll think yer crazy :lol: )......don't laugh or crack a smile........AND GET SOMEONE TO TAKE YER PICTURE

I was thinking more along the lines of carrying him carefully into the Swiss Chalet up the road, asking for a table for two, and then placing Head Man on the chair opposite me. . . . .I could look at the menu, chatter away, order two small meals from the waitress, who would scurry away, eyes wide . . .. . . ....

I really do think I will put him in the passenger seat of my car. This way, the reactions I get from people will be at intersections and stop signs, from sidewalks and crosswalks . . . . ...just as they're leaning over, getting a good look, I'm off. :lol:

Hopefully, a cop would stop me for a routine seat-belt check. :lol:

In all pseriousness, though: WHERE IS HEAD MAN AVATAR??

I could put up his pic again.....however, if it were to disappear once more, I think I might just lose my mind. . . . .....

:huh:

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Em, if you take him to the restaurant, you're gonna have to dress him . . . no shirt, no service. Also, I'm pretty sure Sam'll use that "must have left my wallet in my other pants" routine and stiff you on the bill.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Made me larf outloud and JoDog had to come see what was the matter wif me.

:lol: I am pheeling rather phunny today and cracking self up. Full moon?

Oh please, oh please oh puhllllleeeeaaazzzeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ditto :lol:

Em, if you take him to the restaurant, you're gonna have to dress him . . . no shirt, no service. Also, I'm pretty sure Sam'll use that "must have left my wallet in my other pants" routine and stiff you on the bill.

oh, you know he will, the cheap ba$tard! :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Em, if you take him to the restaurant, you're gonna have to dress him . . . no shirt, no service. Also, I'm pretty sure Sam'll use that "must have left my wallet in my other pants" routine and stiff you on the bill.

:lol: :lol:

Then you should get in a fight with him, slap him across the "face" and leave- can you imagine? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
oh, you know he will, the cheap ba$tard! :lol:

:lol:

curlyfries Contributor
Did perhaps man head/shoulder/bust violate some kind of avatar code?? Maybe he was removed by a higher power??

Ahhhhhh, yes..........no man boobs allowed. :lol:

But seriously folks.......

Did noone else notice that he disappeared immediately after Em researched Sam Hill?

I do believe we were getting too close.........

The legendary, and celiac lothario, Colonel Sam Hill, was immortalized for his exploits with the creation of the bust. He met an untimely death, most likely a jealous husband force fed him a ton of gluten. He passed out under a red maple tree, where he was found by a singing celiac wolf named Oliver who, unfortunately, ate poor Sam. It made Oliver extremely ill, which resulted in Sam being shat off a cliff....... and his spirit has inhabited the bust ever since.

.......until Em took his picture, at which time his spirit, enjoying the company of fellow gluten-haters, took up residence in the av.

Now he is wandering Sillifeld, and possibly out there as well, wreaking havoc amongst unsuspecting celiac posters. But have no fear.....Super Weezel and her super sniffer, which she has thoroughly cleansed with her neti pot, are hot on his trail. No trash can will be left unturned.....no gluten-free beans will be left uneaten, even if they are no longer hot.....cool beans are fine with her.

I believe that this evasive lothario knows the true identity of Llama lady.

Soooo.....the question remains.....

........where is Sam Hill?

curlyfries Contributor

Sssshhhhhh..........no sudden moves........

Has anyone noticed the face over my head????? :o

Nevermind........he has hands......false alarm.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I do believe we were getting too close.........

The legendary, and celiac lothario, Colonel Sam Hill, was immotalized for his exploits with the creation of the bust. He met an untimely death, most likely a jealous husband force fed him a ton of gluten. He passed out under a red maple tree, where he was found by a singing celiac wolf named Oliver who, unfortunately, ate poor Sam. It made Oliver extremely ill, which resulted in Sam being shat off a cliff....... and his spirit has inhabited the bust ever since.

.......until Em took his picture, at which time his spirit, enjoying the company of fellow gluten-haters, took up residence in the av.

Now he is wandering Sillifeld, and possibly out there as well, wreaking havoc amongst unsuspecting celiac posters. But have no fear.....Super Weezel and her super sniffer, which she has thoroughly cleansed with her neti pot, are hot on his trail. No trash can will be left unturned.....no gluten-free beans will be left uneaten, even if they are no longer hot.....cool beans are fine with her.

Soooo.....the question remains.....

........where is Sam Hill?

OH

MAH

GAH

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Lisa - you should be a phiction writer :lol:

but - ahem - I do think you mean.......Where in Sam Hill is Sam Hill

:lol:

Sssshhhhhh..........no sudden moves........

Has anyone noticed the face over my head????? :o

Nevermind........he has hands......false alarm.

*snort* :lol: OMG

compleet, full moon madness

DingoGirl Enthusiast

*snort*

evasive lothario

:lol: :lol:

oh yes, imagine his charm and power.....after all, he has no.......um..........torso/arms/legs/weenis but.......his charm is really intoxicating, evidently

:lol:

he getz the ladeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

and.......I think Em's lying......she really did remove his av as she was deluged with emails, wanting to know about this dangerous charmer, and, she wanted to keep him all to herself.........concocted this wild story that suddenly he was gone from her av.......... :smirk:

so selfish. <_<

:lol:

Green12 Enthusiast

:lol: Lisa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Susie said weenis :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Susie said weenis :lol:

I know!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol:

elye Community Regular
Em, if you take him to the restaurant, you're gonna have to dress him . . . no shirt, no service. Also, I'm pretty sure Sam'll use that "must have left my wallet in my other pants" routine and stiff you on the bill.

Crap, 'tis true....I'd hafta dress him..... . . mygawd, we're getting back to the heinous, exhausting work of having a toddler - - carting him around, dressing and undressing him, cleaning him up. . . ...And, just like a toddler, he'd have to be strapped into that grocery cart, as he'd fall out otherwise....

For gawd's sake, I think I'm a little old fer this.

He needs some arms, fer godsake!! To pay his bills, put on his shirt and grab his wallet. . . ....

Did noone else notice that he disappeared immediately after Em researched Sam Hill?

I do believe we were getting too close.........

The legendary, and celiac lothario, Colonel Sam Hill, was immotalized for his exploits with the creation of the bust.

I believe that this evasive lothario knows the true identity of Llama lady.

Soooo.....the question remains.....

........where is Sam Hill?

GAHHHH!!!!! :lol::lol: Leeeesa's onto something BIG TIME!

and.......I think Em's lying......she really did remove his av as she was deluged with emails, wanting to know about this dangerous charmer, and, she wanted to keep him all to herself.........concocted this wild story that suddenly he was gone from her av.......... :smirk:

OMG, have I had PMs!!!! . .. . . I did NOT wish to divulge any of this .. . . .......

A forum member who shall remain nameless saw Man Head on his/her television screen while watching the 6 o'clock news. He just appeared, floating . . .. ....

Another member spotted him, suddenly, on a youtube clip this afternoon - - won't tell me any more.. . .again, floating. . . ....

Several members, while posting, have hit the smiley emoticon, or the angry one, and a little picture of Man Head has appeared.

It's getting bigger than any of us could imagine. . . . . ..

Darn210 Enthusiast

We are just so Gall Darn phunny I can hardly stand it!!!!

Sam Hill can't stand it at all!!! . . . as he has no legs!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
It's getting bigger than any of us could imagine. . . . . ..

:lol: :lol: :lol:

OMG - Em really does have her hands full with this Man Head Toddler :lol: who appears out of nowhere for lots of people......hope I don't see him in my dreams tonight - or next to my bed when I wake up :lol:

We are just so Gall Darn phunny I can hardly stand it!!!!

Sam Hill can't stand it at all!!! . . . as he has no legs!!

Janet said Gall Darn :lol:

oh and JANET!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love yer maple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spruesie thinks this is just a really phunny conversation for a newbie to stumble upon......would send them running faster than anything else, methinks :lol:

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! watched Oprah today and am organizing things..........need help..............GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crap Organizing party at Soozle's AT ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
oh and JANET!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love yer maple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok . . . a little off topic now . . . I'm gonna talk about me maple. It looks good in the fall but its got some problems . . . scale (bugs). Lots of spraying on our part but not enough and many neighbors around have the same problems so unless we all start spraying at the same time every two weeks, we're just gonna keep infesting each other. I have decided in the spring to buy my maple some ladybugs. Twas recommended by one of the nurseries . . . good bugs to eat the bad bugs and they're suppose to stick around as long as there is a food supply . . . and I don't mind if they eat out at the neighboUrs.

Alrighty then . . . back to your regularly scheduled programme.

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