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Well, since we all seem to be ladies here:

The 12 things that PMS stands for:

1. Psychotic Mood Shift

2. Pass My Shotgun

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-section

5. Pardon My Sobbing

6. Pimples May Surface

7. Pass My Sweatpants

8. Poopy Mood Syndrome

9. Potential Murder Suspect

:D:D:D


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LKelly8 Rookie

5. Pardon My Sobbing

:lol:

I know Pardon My Sobbing is in full swing when I start crying during the "talking kitties" kitty litter commercials. :blink::huh::lol:

elye Community Regular

Boy, I hear you...and #7 becomes my mantra--"Pass my sweatpants"...NOW. :rolleyes:

Mtndog Collaborator
Well, since we all seem to be ladies here:

The 12 things that PMS stands for:

1. Psychotic Mood Shift

2. Pass My Shotgun

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-section

5. Pardon My Sobbing

6. Pimples May Surface

7. Pass My Sweatpants

8. Poopy Mood Syndrome

9. Potential Murder Suspect

:D:D:D

OMG! So perfect........................................... I get #8 and occasionally #2 which reminds me of a lovely poem by Dorothy Parker.

Frustration

(Dorothy Parker)

If I had a shiny gun,

I could have a world of fun

Putting bullets through the brain

Of the folks that give me pain.

If I had some poison gas,

I could make the moments pass

Bumping off a number of

People whom I do not love.

But I have no lethal weapon

So does fate our pleasure step on.

And they are alive and well,

Who should be, by rights, In Hell.

Apparently can be sung to the tune of hark the Herald Angels Sing!

Sorry my dark side LOVES her poems- so sarcastic and cynical! :ph34r:

TriticusToxicum Explorer
OMG! So perfect........................................... I get #8 and occasionally #2 which reminds me of a lovely poem by Dorothy Parker.

Frustration

(Dorothy Parker)

If I had a shiny gun,

I could have a world of fun

Putting bullets through the brain

Of the folks that give me pain.

If I had some poison gas,

I could make the moments pass

Bumping off a number of

People whom I do not love.

But I have no lethal weapon

So does fate our pleasure step on.

And they are alive and well,

Who should be, by rights, In Hell.

Apparently can be sung to the tune of hark the Herald Angels Sing!

Sorry my dark side LOVES her poems- so sarcastic and cynical! :ph34r:

Um, is there anything you'd like to get off your chest? :ph34r:

Forget about the Auxigro geese, just stay out of Bev's way! :blink::o

Mtndog Collaborator

I have no chest to get anything off it! no really- I just think her poems are SO funny to read when you're in a bad mood! i swear. I'm really, really nice. :rolleyes:

Someone vouch for me please! :P

jerseyangel Proficient
Someone vouch for me please! :P

Our Beverly is 'salt of the earth' :D


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I have no chest to get anything off it! no really- I just think her poems are SO funny to read when you're in a bad mood! i swear. I'm really, really nice. :rolleyes:

Someone vouch for me please! :P

She's always seemed nice .... but you know how whenever a tragedy happens, all the neighbors say, "I never would have expected it from ...." :lol::lol: Richard, you should know never to trust a woman with PMS!!! :lol::lol::lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Phew- Thanks patti! I waas afraid Richard was going to think I was mean or something. :rolleyes::wub:

She's always seemed nice .... but you know how whenever a tragedy happens, all the neighbors say, "I never would have expected it from ...." :lol::lol: Richard, you should know never to trust a woman with PMS!!! :lol::lol::lol:

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

TriticusToxicum Explorer
She's always seemed nice .... but you know how whenever a tragedy happens, all the neighbors say, "I never would have expected it from ...." :lol::lol: Richard, you should know never to trust a woman with PMS!!! :lol::lol::lol:

Did i mention I was hiding this weekend?

Canadian Karen Community Regular
Did i mention I was hiding this weekend?

In your fridge???

Hey, my emoticons are not working!!!!!

CarlaB Enthusiast
Did i mention I was hiding this weekend?

Yes, you did. I told you what supplements to buy, did you? If not, you have no excuse next month!!!!! They really work!! I just started my 13 year old daughter on Oil of Evening Primrose ... you didn't think of when you have THREE women in your house PMSing, did you??? You'r scared now, aren't you??!!!

TriticusToxicum Explorer
In your fridge???

Hey, my emoticons are not working!!!!!

I hadn't thought of that...not a bad idea...she'll never look for me there. then i can definitively answer the question as to whether or not the light goes off when you close the door!

elye Community Regular

But if she's PMSing and she's anything like me, the fridge will be the first door she opens...and reopens...and reopens...

Mtndog Collaborator
But if she's PMSing and she's anything like me, the fridge will be the first door she opens...and reopens...and reopens...

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

And you NEVER know what a PMSing woman/women may hide in there :ph34r:

I suggest the garage!

TriticusToxicum Explorer
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

And you NEVER know what a PMSing woman/women may hide in there :ph34r:

I suggest the garage!

I would live in my garage if I could...I may end up there sooner or later!

elye Community Regular

Richard, with my apologies to all who already know, I missed the whole thing about you hiding. What gives? Females PMSing in your household? :)

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Richard, with my apologies to all who already know, I missed the whole thing about you hiding. What gives? Females PMSing in your household? :)

FemaleS! Lord NO! FEMALE is enough! "Only" the alpha female, the other 2 are too young to even spell PMS! :P

CarlaB Enthusiast
FemaleS! Lord NO! FEMALE is enough! "Only" the alpha female, the other 2 are too young to even spell PMS! :P

Just wait ... they grow fast!!

elye Community Regular
FemaleS! Lord NO! FEMALE is enough! "Only" the alpha female, the other 2 are too young to even spell PMS! :P

Why are you hiding from your alpha female? Has she been asking you to "PASS MY SWEATPANTS!?"

Rusla Enthusiast

Now on a more somber note I must report that my bra has died. It held me up for awhile but then it let me down. Which,it is responsible for breaking both my kneecaps and causing me to have whiplash.

Mtndog Collaborator
Now on a more somber note I must report that my bra has died. It held me up for awhile but then it let me down. Which,it is responsible for breaking both my kneecaps and causing me to have whiplash.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

SO GLAD YOU"RE BACK!!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Now on a more somber note I must report that my bra has died. It held me up for awhile but then it let me down. Which,it is responsible for breaking both my kneecaps and causing me to have whiplash.

OMG Rusla!, good job you weren't running or you may have got 2 black eyes as well !!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
OMG Rusla!, good job you weren't running or you may have got 2 black eyes as well !!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol: You guys are killing me here! :D

Rusla Enthusiast
OMG Rusla!, good job you weren't running or you may have got 2 black eyes as well !!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

And a concussion along with knocking out whatever teeth I have left after this disease took most of them.

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