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Something Martha Steward Did

bluejeangirl

By bluejeangirl
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bluejeangirl Contributor
bluejeangirl
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I just wanted to mention last week I was watching Martha Steward and she was demonstrating how to clean your kitchen and appliances. When she came to the coffee grinder she showed how you just put a slice of bread in it and run it for a few seconds and it cleans the inside by sort of wiping it clean. So warning now you can't just go over to the neighbors for coffee thinking your safe.

I sometimes feel like I'm nosey because I have to ask so many questions. :P

Gail

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And we wonder where our mystery glutenings come from .... :blink: ... people who use bread to clean their kitchen with!!

My BIL babysat our kids last weekend ... when I opened the freezer yesterday, there's a frozen pizza in there!! Yikes, time to turn the self-cleaner on in the oven and do a scrub down around here ... no telling where there are crumbs!

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I just wanted to mention last week I was watching Martha Steward and she was demonstrating how to clean your kitchen and appliances. When she came to the coffee grinder she showed how you just put a slice of bread in it and run it for a few seconds and it cleans the inside by sort of wiping it clean. So warning now you can't just go over to the neighbors for coffee thinking your safe.

I sometimes feel like I'm nosey because I have to ask so many questions. :P

Gail

Can somebody give her a jolt on her ankle bracelet? :P

I bet she probably made a special loaf of bread to clean the cooffee grinder. :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I bet she probably made a special loaf of bread to clean the cooffee grinder. :D

And, it was a good thing :D

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TriticusToxicum
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And, it was a good thing :D

:P:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Can somebody give her a jolt on her ankle bracelet? :P

I bet she probably made a special loaf of bread to clean the cooffee grinder. :D

:lol::lol::lol: Yes, probably pumpkin bread, it being the season, and all

And, it was a good thing :D

:lol::lol:

Richard.....please explain new avatar, once again..... :huh::lol:

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Richard.....please explain new avatar, once again..... :huh::lol:

Where should I start? The man-boobs :blink: ? The ink? The Bling? Massive pipes? Pensive stare? :P

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Where should I start? The man-boobs :blink: ? The ink? The Bling? Massive pipes? Pensive stare? :P

Looks like Chickenman! Anyone ever hear that radio show?

Dangerkitten Newbie
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Looks like Chickenman! Anyone ever hear that radio show?

OMG I had completely forgotten about the Chickenman show. It was on Detroit rock stations in the morning when I walked to school in the mid 60's. Is that the one you are referring to?

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Can somebody give her a jolt on her ankle bracelet? :P

I bet she probably made a special loaf of bread to clean the cooffee grinder. :D

:lol::lol::lol:

Richard love the new "do". I found the pensive stare riveting. :lol:

We need to mail Martha and tell her she has inspired a new expression, "this is NOT a good thing".

DingoGirl Enthusiast
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Richard love the new "do". I found the pensive stare riveting. :lol:

:lol::lol::lol: Riveting indeed.

mommida Enthusiast
mommida
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I am so glad someone else has now seen the cross contamintion coffee grinder cleaning advice.

L.

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TriticusToxicum
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Random thought here (what else :rolleyes: )

I was just imagining Martha on Iron Chef...I can see her futzing around with her apron telling the story of the origins of the great pagan feast she is about to prepare - and then time is up. She has to be escorted from the stage because she attempts to assault Alton Brown with the "mystery ingredient". She ends up back in prison because the assault conviction violates the the terms of her probation...we can dream can't we? :P

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DingoGirl
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oh dear gaaaaawd.....someone flog that chickenman with a bread-cleansed coffee grinder :P

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oh dear gaaaaawd.....someone flog that chickenman with a bread-cleansed coffee grinder :P

I beg your pardon, but please note the beard. Said "chicken" is actually a turkey. (in honor of TURKEY day - I'm not quite as random as you might think :P ) Flog ON!

BTW - Who actually cleans their coffee grinder anyway?

mommida Enthusiast
mommida
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Who cleans their coffee grinders? Obviously Martha Stewart and Martha wannabes do. This must be stopped! Women are starting to run amok trying to turn themselves into perfect hostesses. What th *&!

L.

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2Boys4Me
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Where should I start? The man-boobs :blink: ? The ink? The Bling? Massive pipes? Pensive stare? :P

Self-portrait?

:P

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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OMG I had completely forgotten about the Chickenman show. It was on Detroit rock stations in the morning when I walked to school in the mid 60's. Is that the one you are referring to?

That's the one! Believe it or not, in hubby's record collection we have an LP of Chickenman ... the first episode where he becomes Chickenman! It's hysterical. :lol::lol:

Richard, chicken, turkey ... hard to tell the difference when a grown man is dressed as poultry.

zansu Rookie
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since you brought up alton brown, he's the one that suggested you should clean out your meat grinder with, you guessed it, bread! I guess I should just use gluten-free bread?!?!

now, really, I'd LOVE to see Alton do an eposode on gluten-free cooking and the chemistry behind our alternative starches an the advantages of guar gum vs xantham.

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since you brought up alton brown, he's the one that suggested you should clean out your meat grinder with, you guessed it, bread! I guess I should just use gluten-free bread?!?!

now, really, I'd LOVE to see Alton do an eposode on gluten-free cooking and the chemistry behind our alternative starches an the advantages of guar gum vs xantham.

NOOOOOO, Not Alton too! :blink::(

Some of have emailed GOOD EATS and asked for just such a show.

Have at it Open Original Shared Link

I can't believe Alton would do such a thing :unsure:

rinne Apprentice
rinne
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Richard, chicken, turkey ... hard to tell the difference when a grown man is dressed as poultry.

ROTFLMAO

bluejeangirl Contributor
bluejeangirl
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since you brought up alton brown, he's the one that suggested you should clean out your meat grinder with, you guessed it, bread! I guess I should just use gluten-free bread?!?!

now, really, I'd LOVE to see Alton do an eposode on gluten-free cooking and the chemistry behind our alternative starches an the advantages of guar gum vs xantham.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: you guys are too funny.

I did watch Altons show earlier this week on how to make the perfect gravey. He says the only way is with FLOUR cough cough. I guess some of the vegetable sources make you gravey clear and not as appealing.

Well Alton never is sitting on the toilee for 2 hrs. (we can be so rude)

Gail

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Well Alton never is sitting on the toilee for 2 hrs. (we can be so rude)

Perhaps he IS, but hasn't figured out WHY yet...

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