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Celiac Means No Coffee?


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JNBunnie1 Community Regular

*so tempted to start another thread labelled "So there is gluten in coffee" but my desire to live outweighs my desire to be mischievous.

HAHAHA!!!


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cougie23 Explorer

*so tempted to start another thread labelled "So there is gluten in coffee" but my desire to live outweighs my desire to be mischievous.

OMG...No..No...No..No...NO!!!! :blink::blink::blink::lol::lol::lol: !!!!!

Menic Apprentice

Ripped from the headlines! Celiacs suffering easily avoided!

I've recently discovered, after consulting with many, many specialists in the field of fictalneurology, that many celiacs can have an adverse reaction to Pixie dust, in the same way that they would react to gluten. Pixie dust contains small amounts of atomic particles, some of the exact same ones found in the gluten protein! It is a common concern of many smart persons that we poor celiacs could be suffering from accidental pixie poisoning or fairy-related exposures every day. After talking with self-proclaimed functional neurologist and brain meats expert Dr. Billybob McGulch (PHD in Fine Arts, Jazz and Tap dance), he has come to the conclusion that many of us are needlessly suffering. His first recommendation is to send about 20 gallons of our blood for testing to the labs of Dewy, Cheetum & How for extensive allergy exposure tests, for the low price of $19.95! (per gallon) Results will include not only intolerance testing to pixies and faires, but also trolls, leprechauns, hobgolins, and sprites.

He further recommends applying yourself with his patented "Pixie Repellent" ($29.95 + 8.95 S&H) guaranteed to work. If it doesn't, he will provide a full refund for the unused portion, providing you provide proof of pixie exposure.

Until such time, it is recommended that Celiacs avoid all pixie-populated areas including glens, bogs, heaths, meadows, barrows, briars, marshes, and mires. Keeping exposure to a minimum is the first step toward healing! And be sure any body glitter is labeled "PF" for pixie-free!

Skylark Collaborator

Waitaminute.. I was promised that the subatomic nano-particle crystal pendant I bought from Wylde & Crazee would protect me from pixie dust. I followed their directions exactly. It took me forever to find a fairy ring in an oak forest to bury it for a lunar cycle. Are you saying I'm still suffering from pixie exposure?

sada74 Newbie

You ppl are all absolutely hilarious & absolutely correct! Preach on.... :-D

IrishHeart Veteran

BUGGERS! :angry:

I like cream and two sprinkles of pixie dust in my coffee.

IrishHeart Veteran

*so tempted to start another thread labelled "So there is gluten in coffee" but my desire to live outweighs my desire to be mischievous.

:lol:

I can't speak for my compadres,

but

I personally have

the rope tied and ready

right here for stringing up...

I mean it, Chad, don't make me come over there....I am not

very big, but I'm "scrappy"

:lol:


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Chad Sines Rising Star

You will never catch me Irish. I have my alarm system hooked up to dump gluten into the ventilation system. Guaranteed to defeat every celiac-er. mwahahaha.

I will sit back with my gluten coffee and laugh.

IrishHeart Veteran

You will never catch me Irish. I have my alarm system hooked up to dump gluten into the ventilation system. Guaranteed to defeat every celiac-er. mwahahaha.

I will sit back with my gluten coffee and laugh.

But, I have the proven gluten antidote!! I am invincible. (see my big shiny sword? Whoops, swung it too hard and spilled my coffee...crappers!!)

I bought the gluten antidote off the internet from (XX COMPANY SPAMMED THE FORUM BANNED AND PRODUCT DELETED XXXXXX)

mwahahaha

Chad Sines Rising Star

crap.

Mateto Enthusiast

NOPE!!!!!!!!!! (groan) really?? <_< not funny.

Asolutely not, Keurig brand K cups ARE gluten-free!!

:D

Hahahee!

Oscar Apprentice

crap.

Huh? Qu'est-ce que c'est, c'est "crap?" There is no "crap" in my trash can. What crap are you referring to?

Chad Sines Rising Star

I said crap because I think Irish might have won. Then again, I can start a There is gluten in water thread.

curlyfries Contributor

What's going on here???? :huh:

Where am I? :unsure:

I could've swore I was on the psillie thread! :blink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I think we need to recruit these goofballs! What'ya say, Oscar?

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

I mean it, Chad, don't make me come over there....I am not

very big, but I'm "scrappy"

:lol:

I believe the appropriate term is, "small but mighty". :)

Look, we got Oscar to come out!

IrishHeart Veteran

Then again, I can start a There is gluten in water thread.

oh, motherofpearl

That does it! you're going down, buddy.

THAT is not funny.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

What's going on here???? :huh:

Where am I? :unsure:

I could've swore I was on the psillie thread! :blink:

laugh.giflaugh.gif

I thought maybe you'd all moved & not told me! wink.gif

IrishHeart Veteran

What's going on here???? :huh:

Where am I? :unsure:

Give this woman some coffee!! STAT!

cougie23 Explorer

I said crap because I think Irish might have won. Then again, I can start a There is gluten in water thread.

THERE WAS A CONTEST!!!!..... :blink::rolleyes::lol:

I agree...YOURE ALL PSILLY!!!!! :P

:unsure: IN MY WATER!!!! ... :blink: ....GASP.....REALLY!!!! ;):lol::)

PSILLY !!! :P

(Nothing would suprise me at THIS POINT !!! )... :rolleyes: ... LOL !!! :ph34r::D

Chad Sines Rising Star

You made me do it Irish. Now there is a gluten water thread...I have gluten darts ready to protect me if you try to find me.

cougie23 Explorer

You made me do it Irish. Now there is a gluten water thread...I have gluten darts ready to protect me if you try to find me.

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!! :blink:

OK IRISH...GET THE ROPE...WE"LL GOOGLE HIS ADDRESS!

(And for THOSE of you who might NOT have a sense of HUMOR....I'M JOKING! Just to make sure it's clear and ANOTHER thread doesn't pop up about how we like to HANG people...

GOD FORBID...) !!!

REALLY CHAD, ...LOL ... you didn"t !!!? ... LOL !!! :blink::P:D

Chad Sines Rising Star

i did, but it was deleted fast. someone was quick.

switching topics--

What irks me is the amount of misinformation on the internet regarding celiac. It is so confusing even when you know the facts. I think having this site is very helpful because collectively we are going to have better information that we can have as an individual.

Menic Apprentice

Yeah, may want to keep posts like that in the funny forums.

And speaking of weird information, why is it chiropractors are suddenly also nutritionists? That's like my podiatrist doing Lasik surgery on the side.

Chad Sines Rising Star

we have funny forums? I never noticed that.

you do not know that chiropractors can fix anything with a good back crack?

kareng Grand Master

This thread, unfortunately, is about coffee. If you would like to start one about chiropractors and what or why they are qualified, you may. If it is a serious discussion, you could put that in the Doctors section.

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