Silly "gluten" Joke

[Guest BERNESES]

My uncle sent me this and it just reminded me of all of us:

Sad news...

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.

[traveljunkie]

Cute!! Made me smile!

[jerseyangel]

That was so funny!! Thanks for a good laugh

[Lovinglife]

Thanks very much! This DEF made me smile. I appreciate the humor and the quotation about hope on the bottom of you post.

Withh love,

Flo

[JUDI42MIL]

Awwwwwwwwwwwww

I will truely miss the dough boys cute little laugh. What a sad day.Almost as sad as the day they told me I had celiac and could no longer nibble on that cute little dough boy.

Cute joke Thanks

[jenvan]

died of a yeast infection. funny, and yet some how, prophetic

[celiac3270]

Oh yeah, I've seen that one before!

[pokerprincess]

that was funny!!!! Below is what my boyfriend wrote when he read it.

Noticeably absent was his reputed "partner" of many years...

Speedy Alka-Seltzer !

My uncle sent me this and it just reminded me of all of us:

Sad news...

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.

[kevsmom]

Thanks - I kneaded that.

Cindy

[Guest BERNESES]

I love it! Also unable to attend were Pepcid AC and Immodium AD, close cousins of the deceased.

[mndude]

The Doughboy was "a gluten for punishment" but he will be missed.

[Guest BERNESES]

Good one