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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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tom Contributor
tom
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and I'm not going to tell you guys when I do.

but you must

In the interest of science, experiments and results must be published.

"pshaw, screw science" you say?

<take 2>

For the benefit of every one of your deglutenized colleagues, anecdotes of cheating and its consequences, or lack thereof, can provide CRUCIAL information.

(or, for YOUR benefit, don't ffffff arkin cheat at ALL!!)

Even Johnny Cochrane says "if you do the test, you must confess"!!! :o

The reckless feckless femme is most uncooperative!

I didn't want to resort to this.

"Men!! Lose the cats & reload the array of catapults w/ carp!!"

"Did 'e say we're to fling poop?"

" 'e said CAAAAAAAAARP u orally dyslexic twit!"

"But we're OUT of carp! I was at The Carp Shop & and the sillywalking man said it was runny AND that the cat's eaten it!"

"Try the Pet Shop"

"Blimey I did!! Some bloke was goin' on about a parrot he'd killed!"

"Would a cow work?"

and now for something COMPLETELY similar

"Are the trout in the trebuchet?"

P.S. Now I might be conflicted in the moments the : rolleyes : emoticon used to seem appropriate! Since I don't choose using the little pictures, I'd only use it to signify actual eye-rolling! :blink::rolleyes:

Have I underestimated the versatility of the humble :rolleyes: ?

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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:lol:Ptaum's post's are back to their old self I see !!! (well my head hurts anyway) :D

YES !! Susie, you will be 'the coeliac canary in the proverbial mine'

But !! - we really need you have bloods/biopsies before/during and after <_<

No amount of pisceneslapping can stop me!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: Mon dieu!!! Will nothing stop you !!

:rolleyes: <--- THIS is the emoticon I think is most confusing for people - - to me, it means verklempt with glee - - but I've seen others use it when they are rolling their eyes (at a useless doctor, for example)...but to me, it looks really happy, like it would be clapping its hands with joy at some newfound gluten-free delicacy, perhaps? WHAT SAY YOU

To me, he's saying ''Good grief !!'' with exasparation -- rolling eyes to ceiling, absolutely no hand clapping glee involved at all madam.

Oh -- and very pertinent questions to Daughter of the Light ..... I anticipate the reply.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Yep, I gotta side with you on this one, Nikki..." :rolleyes: " means, "Good grief!" or "What an idiot!"....no--I take that one back, as he's got a little smile, suggesting good-natured deprecation. More like "Isn't that just silly?" Nope, that little guy doesn't stymie me like :ph34r: . Or how about this guy?---> ^_^ WTH is HE saying? "I feel adorable?" "I am sleeping as I type?" Hmmmm. Then there's his lesser called-upon cousin -_- . An archetypal foil? Too many little faces, and not nearly enough time!! :):P:rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

:o , :lol: :lol: :lol: ! ;)

:rolleyes::blink:

:D

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Carla! Nice new pic! :)

Thanks, it looks more like me because I seldom go to the trouble to straighten my hair like the old avatar.

:rolleyes: <--- THIS is the emoticon I think is most confusing for people - - to me, it means verklempt with glee - - but I've seen others use it when they are rolling their eyes (at a useless doctor, for example)...but to me, it looks really happy, like it would be clapping its hands with joy at some newfound gluten-free delicacy, perhaps? WHAT SAY YOU

I think it looks like someone who got caught ... "Yeah, it was me who ate the whole bag of cookies."

I'm not really keeping up, my brain just cannot process this stuff right now ... you know, they say that when learning a foreign language, learning the humor can be the hardest part ... It also seems it's the first thing to go when your brain goes on vacation. I just wish I knew where it was so I could join it .... I won't make it come back to Ohio, I'll just go wherever it is. :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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:o , :lol: :lol: :lol: ! ;)

:rolleyes::blink:

:D

:lol: well said, Jess.

I think it looks like someone who got caught ... "Yeah, it was me who ate the whole bag of cookies."

I must kindly beg to differ, I think the emoticon used in taht case is this one ---> :ph34r: which, to me, signifies shame, also fear, but most of all, guilty admission.

I'm not really keeping up, my brain just cannot process this stuff right now ... you know, they say that when learning a foreign language, learning the humor can be the hardest part ... It also seems it's the first thing to go when your brain goes on vacation. I just wish I knew where it was so I could join it .... I won't make it come back to Ohio, I'll just go wherever it is. :P

:lol: Sounds like the reverse of the out-of-body experience. And dang, those are just so fleeting, aren't they, and never as much fun as you'd hoped they'd be... :lol: :lol:

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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I must kindly beg to differ, I think the emoticon used in taht case is this one ---> :ph34r: which, to me, signifies shame, also fear, but most of all, guilty admission.

True, but I'm talking about admitting something you're not ashamed of. This one is more like you're hiding. :ph34r:

:lol: Sounds like the reverse of the out-of-body experience. And dang, those are just so fleeting, aren't they, and never as much fun as you'd hoped they'd be... :lol::lol:

Yeah, exactly. My brain is having an out of body experience.

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tom Contributor
tom
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Aww Dingy . . . . .no further discussion of the "and I'm not going to tell you guys when I do." ????

<tom's afraid that means it's a done deal>

Seriously Susan (you can tell it's serious when I write 'susan' ;) ) - every single one of us worries about CC and what the effects might be. :ph34r: (<--- his very NAME is ph34r, aka fear!!)

You are in a unique position to supply this silly little community w/ valuable info.

*I* think that if you really think about it, you'll realize you're too much of a humanitarian to withhold info as valuable as this.

Now . . .. . . .do I have to end every post w/ another plea to not poison yourself or can we just stipulate it? <_<

P.S. Replies to actual silliness on the way, after another soy latte :o

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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P.S. Replies to actual silliness on the way, after another soy latte :o

:o What? you're having soy? and you're worried about MY cheating? :unsure:

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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P.S. Replies to actual silliness on the way, after another soy latte :o

Umm, you are kidding, right?

elye Community Regular
elye
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True, but I'm talking about admitting something you're not ashamed of. This one is more like you're hiding. :ph34r:

I still say that little guy signifies bank robbery, oppressed sect or Martin Brodeur, none of which I ever want to suggest. Well, maybe Brodeur...he can make his way into my conversation anyyyyy time. :wub:

Susan, do NOT cheat knowingly! Off with the silly hat, on with the support/counselling one (Ow...hurts my head...does not fit)

BTW, my son appeared this morning with the worst bed-head I have ever seen. Incredible, and I thought, "Now wouldn't that be a challenge...to depict that via emoticon."..

Something like this...

@@@

:(

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Anybody got any good jokes today? This is by far one of the roughest days ever.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
BTW, my son appeared this morning with the worst bed-head I have ever seen. Incredible, and I thought, "Now wouldn't that be a challenge...to depict that via emoticon."..

Something like this...

@@@

:(

:lol: I tend to look more like this

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\ @@@/

# :wacko: # (think tangled mess of curls!)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Now if you just made that orange...

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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\ @@@/

# :wacko: #

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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P.S. Replies to actual silliness on the way, after another soy latte :o

Tom, you joke. You would be slumped, totally disinterested in our Ptaumfoolery had you been partaking the evil soy.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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susie is quite pleased with the clever use of emoticons.

:rolleyes: [ <---- used in this case to signal glee ]

Amanda - - perhaps inventing a new emoticon hairdo, or pondering the Care Bears with machine guns could cheer you today?

...and ENOUGH stalling for me. Must wash windows and tend to many other tee-jus chores. BAH! :angry:

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Anybody got any good jokes today? This is by far one of the roughest days ever.

Nope, sorry, you'll just have to go look at the orange haired troll on your workmate's desk. :P

Tom, you joke. You would be slumped, totally disinterested in our Ptaumfoolery had you been partaking the evil soy.

Yeah, he'd be that grumpy old man who doesn't let little kids cut through his yard again ... I think he's wanting to be reminded of when he first joined the forum ...

Oh, I have the curly hair, too ... very interesting hairdos in the morning, that's for sure!! And you can't brush curly hair when it's dry, so the only solution is a hat or water.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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For Amanda:

A man went into a bar after work and ordered a beer. As he started drinking his beer, he heard a female voice saying seductively, 'You've got nice hair'.

The man looked all around him but couldn't see where the voice came from.

A minute later he heard the same voice saying,

'You are a handsome man.'

The man was really puzzled by this so he asked the barman what was going on.

The barman replied, 'It's the nuts - they're complimentary.'

tom Contributor
tom
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:o What? you're having soy? and you're worried about MY cheating? :unsure:

Oh but it tastes-eses so good!!!

And it's just a small amount. And I only sometimes vomit a little. So what's the harm?

I'm not gonna worry about your cheating. You'll be as well as you want to be. I mean, c'mon . .. .. Susie's gonna do what Susie's gonna do.

The part I'm ready to harp endlessly on is that the rest of us may as well learn from your st. .. . ..uhhh .. . . .recklessness let's say.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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The barman replied, 'It's the nuts - they're complimentary.'

:lol:

And it's just a small amount. And I only sometimes vomit a little. So what's the harm?

okay - FYI - - the small vomit happened due to the RICHNESS of the foods - extremely uncustomary for me. Tollhouse cookies w/ real butter, and then FRIED CHICKEN??? a NON-celiac would vomit.....trust me.

okay Tom - - we are going to LET GO of the topic of Susie's cheating now. and, this is exactly why I shall not mention it again - - it just keeps coming up (like the burps after a doUGHnut binge!)....

can we PLEASE talk about something more important for God's sake, like the Care Bears with machine guns???????????????????

:huh:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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For Amanda:

A man went into a bar after work and ordered a beer. As he started drinking his beer, he heard a female voice saying seductively, 'You've got nice hair'.

The man looked all around him but couldn't see where the voice came from.

A minute later he heard the same voice saying,

'You are a handsome man.'

The man was really puzzled by this so he asked the barman what was going on.

The barman replied, 'It's the nuts - they're complimentary.'

Thanks I needed that. We are preparing for an audit at work tomorrow, since we do clinical trials, every 2 years the Cooperative Group comes to audit. This is my first audit so I am a little stressed...nervous...you name it. :)

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted
And you can't brush curly hair when it's dry, so the only solution is a hat or water.

...or the pony-tail, something I resort to OFTEN :lol:

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TriticusToxicum
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There is no cheating allowed on this thread ;)

Indeed. Do we need to remind you that Open Original Shared Link? :o

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Indeed. Do we need to remind you that Open Original Shared Link? :o

or prospur....if I spelled it right?

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