The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[elye]

You found a picture of her butt

It looks bigger than Cam's.....

[psawyer]

Say, here's a thing I've long wondered about.

How come things come up as "lame advertisement?" WTH is that? People put up certain things and then......that's what it says.

Crazy.

There are a number of automatic substitutions that take place when you post or send a PM. Scott (admin) controls these. They are of two general types:

Substituting the full word(s) for some abbreviations, in order to make searching for relevant posts easier. These include:

For the letter C followed immediately by D, substitute "celiac disease";

For the letter G followed immediately by F, substitute "gluten-free."

This can sometimes cause confusion when the poster was referring to a compact disc or to his girlfriend.

Blocking the posting of references to certain web sites that Scott has deemed to be inappropriate for the purposes of this board.

These are more numerous, and include mostly sites which sell merchandise. One that I can think of offhand is a site named after the longest river in South America, but there are others. I don't have any way to know what the complete list is, and even if I did, posting it would be problematic, since each instance of a blocked site would itself be blocked in my post.

Hail to our new leader, Queen Jess!

The cats are asleep, so I can use the computer.

[Mtndog]

You found a picture of her butt

Ahhh.......would that it were a picture of Cam's.

[Darn210]

Blocking the posting of references to certain web sites that Scott has deemed to be inappropriate for the purposes of this board.

Oh . . . so just an oversight on Scott's part . . . he doesn't realize the NOTHING is inappropriate for this thread! (Um. . . don't tell him I said that )

The cats are asleep, so I can use the computer.

Well, I'm glad for you that they don't sleep on top of it . . . decent of them to give you a turn once in awhile. Sometimes, at our house, when "we" have trouble taking turns, "we" use an egg timer. Think the cats would go for that?

"we" = an 8 yr old & a 6 yr old

[elye]

Ahhh.......would that it were a picture of Cam's.

Cam's nice, but New York Rick, I think, is much nicer...

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/...2006/606659.webp

[nikki-uk]

BTW, I fixed the link in case anybody would like to get themselves the game . . .

I would - but don't think my 3 boys would be into it ......ughhh.....it's all action packed rowdiness

The cats are asleep, so I can use the computer.

I personally would not dare to incur the wrath of my keyboard slumbering 'head cat' Lucy.

She's mean and a total control freak (I am scared of her)

Cam's nice, but New York Rick, I think, is much nicer...

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/...2006/606659.webp

Me like

[jerseyangel]

Me like

Me too

[blueeyedmanda]

My cat is asleep too, but right next to me...

[jerseyangel]

Happy Saturday Sillies!!

Just taking a break from painting the dining room. It was too white for my taste

We outta have it knocked out pretty soon--we got an early start

The reaction is still raging on, but I've got the radio turned up and making the best of it

Are you feeling any better today, Amanda?

I keep meaning to say how adorable Peter's cats are at the computer Mine is snuggled up in a chair next to me right now.

[~alex~]

Just taking a break from painting the dining room. It was too white for my taste

We outta have it knocked out pretty soon--we got an early start

The reaction is still raging on, but I've got the radio turned up and making the best of it

Painting while glutened!!! I think that qualifies you for some kind of award!!!

All this talk of cuddly cats is reminding me how much I want a puppy dog. We've been thinking about getting one for a few months now but we tend to overanalyze things to the point of inaction so I'm not sure if it will happen. I grew up with a great Boarder Collie and I miss having a dog in my life.

[tom]

For Em & Gus:

"Mamas, don't let your poodles grow up to be dingos .. .. "

[elye]

For Em & Gus:

"Mamas, don't let your poodles grow up to be dingos .. .. "

[jerseyangel]

Painting while glutened!!! I think that qualifies you for some kind of award!!!

Not really...the worst of it was while I still had no idea what had caused it. I haven't had any of the evil popcorn since I think Tuesday, so it's working it's way out now. It was a rookie mistake

I need to go to the grocery store--I'm thinking utilizing Immodium--or a cork

"Mamas, don't let your poodles grow up to be dingos .. .. "

Willie himself couldn't have said it better

[jerseyangel]

We've been thinking about getting one for a few months now but we tend to overanalyze things to the point of inaction so I'm not sure if it will happen.

Take a leap of faith!

[Mtndog]

Me like

yes, yes. But my heart will always belong to Cam (and my husband!)

For Em & Gus:

"Mamas, don't let your poodles grow up to be dingos .. .. "

:lol:

I need to go to the grocery store--I'm thinking utilizing Immodium--or a cork

Patti- Boo on the glutening!!!!!!!!!! A cork you say? You could get a decorative one?

Take a leap of faith!

Oh yes- get a PUPPPPYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dogs are SO much fun!!!!!

[elye]

OMG....I've uncovered one more thing to add to that list of compulsory activities in Hell:

Brushing a sub-standard poodle's teeth.

Gad.....Since Augustus's HEINOUSLY expensive dental surgery, I've decided we must be proactive in keeping more baked-on tartar and gum recession from happening (have you ever heard of anything so...sappy? So...dandyish?!...Receding Poodle Gums...)

Now, I have enough trouble keeping my children's oral health in order...add a new high-maintenance family member, and I'm ready to call it . Bah.

Silly, curly-haired, ninety-pound, puppy-brained beast thinks our tooth-brushing sessions are a hilarious game. Up on hind legs, thinking we're dancing or something, trying to lick the toothbrush, smiling, (he actually does smile, but of course NEVER when I've got a camera in my hands), then growling oh-so-menacingly at it, paw on my hand as I try to lightly brush his incisors, constant sneezing all over said hand...

I even bought vet-approved (read: cha chiiiiinnnggg) toothpaste. Beef liver and chicken rice flavoUrs. Incredible. There is a market for everything.

Back for round two.....

[Erica94]

so apparently i can post anything here, so i'm gonna put parts of the songs i'm currently obsessed with :D

"this is my now" jordin sparks

there was a time

when i packed my dreams away

living in a shell

hiding from myself

there was a time

when i was so afraid

thought i'd reached the end

baby that was then

i am made of more than my yesterdays

THIS IS MY NOW

i am breathing in the moment

as i look around

can't believe the love i see

my fears behind me

thrown under shadows and doubts

that was then

this is my now

and "one step at a time" also jordin sparks

you wanna show the world but no one knows your name yet

wondering where and when and how you're gonna make it

you know you can if you get the chance

in your face as the door keeps slamming

now you're getting more and more frustrated

and you're getting all kind of impatient waiting

we live and we learn to take

one step at a time

there's no need to rush

it's like learning to fly

or falling in love

it's gonna happen and it's

supposed to happen that

we find the reasons why

one step at a time

[DingoGirl]

Cam's nice, but New York Rick, I think, is much nicer...

Susie likes! Mygawd, hockey players are hot, Susie wants one of her own.

All this talk of cuddly cats is reminding me how much I want a puppy dog. We've been thinking about getting one for a few months now but we tend to overanalyze things to the point of inaction so I'm not sure if it will happen. I grew up with a great Boarder Collie and I miss having a dog in my life.

Border Collie!! Border Collie!!!!! BORDER COLLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For Em & Gus:

"Mamas, don't let your poodles grow up to be dingos .. .. "

gahh!!!!!!!!! good one

so apparently i can post anything here, so i'm gonna put parts of the songs i'm currently obsessed with :D

Hi Erica! Yes, you CAN post anything here. ONly requirement is just a wee bit of....insanity (or a LOT, actually).

OMG - went out last night - - HEINOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lots of y oungsters.......and some sightings that made me decidedly upset - like, the woman who dated Robert off and on for 7 years before I came on the scene - - GUESS WHAT??????????? because of ME, she's happily married now - Robert FINALLY broke up with Trish when he started dating me (I kind of, um, insisted), and so now SHE gets to be married to a hottie.......

Other sightings I won't go into - - this town - too small - - TOO HEINOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am a GARRUMPHASAURUS today................

[elye]

so apparently i can post anything here, so i'm gonna put parts of the songs i'm currently obsessed with

Hi, Erica!

A very appropriate first post you've made here, as we do, in fact, post anything and everything on this thread, particularly current obsessions. Insane ones seem to prevail.

Erica, have you ever owned an enormous poodle with receding gums? If so, did you manage to brush his teeth? Could you perhaps formulate a flowchart demonstrating the intricacies? PLEASE?!

Do you have any fear of, or allergies to, yetis?

Susie likes! Mygawd, hockey players are hot, Susie wants one of her own.

Hockey goalies are hot...but Susie, do not think you have to limit yourself to this sport. Canadian water polo goalies:

http://www.dailycal.org/images/art/10.16.H...lies.KATZER.webp

Border Collie!! Border Collie!!!!! BORDER COLLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, boy.....far too intelligent for this household. I have enough trouble with Gus, who I often catch staring at me as I go about my household chores with a look that says, "Mygawd...such inefficient use of your resources. You really need to think a little more before you start a job. And that drivel you composed on the computer! Where's all that language training gone?" ...A border collie would have FAR too frustrating a life here....

Other sightings I won't go into - - this town - too small - - TOO HEINOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah, that's yucky, Susie. And of course, her name is Trish. They're always Trish, or Michelle, or Cassandra. Never Edna, or Mildred...

[nikki-uk]

Border Collie!! Border Collie!!!!! BORDER COLLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My friend has a border/bearded collie cross.........lovely gentle old chap that he is

ONly requirement is just a wee bit of....insanity (or a LOT, actually)

.

WHO'S INSANE????.........no one told me THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

GARRUMPHASAURUS

Excellently descriptive word!!!!! .......but yeah ......your town's way too small for your personality!!!!

Hockey goalies are hot...but Susie, do not think you have to limit yourself to this sport. Canadian water polo goalies:

http://www.dailycal.org/images/art/10.16.H...lies.KATZER.webp

None too shabby

"Mygawd...such inefficient use of your resources. You really need to think a little more before you start a job. And that drivel you composed on the computer!

I'm pretty sure my Mum thinks that of me

They're always Trish, or Michelle, or Cassandra. Never Edna, or Mildred...

Gertrude or Dot

[elye]

Gertrude or Dot

....Blanche or Edith...

[nikki-uk]

....Blanche or Edith...

Mabel or Maude

[elye]

I'm pretty sure my Mum thinks that of me

Nikki, that's okay....mums are supposed to think that of us. But my dog?!

...Bertha or Doris...

[elye]

Susie!!!

I'm watching the news, and they're showing footage of massive flooding and felled trees in Southern CA, and TONS of snow in the north! How are you in Stepford?

[psawyer]

Gus, what klind of toothbrush is Emily using on you?

There are a lot out there, but there is one called "Triple Pet" that is awesome. It has three sets of bristles at different angles to brush the top and both sides of the teeth all at once.