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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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dlp252 Apprentice
OMG...What if DonnaB looks exactly like you, Originaldonna? Then what would we do?? :blink::wacko:

...

I immediately hit SHIFT when seated beside a smelly, lecherous man on the bus...

...NUM LOCK when I want that lazy, dazed, out-to-lunch feeling I suddenly get at my desk to linger for a while...

...and of course, the very useful PrtScrSysRq, which I smack when I just don't know what in hell is going on...

:lol: :lol:

Donna- YOU LOOK GREAT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you!

Don't worry about it...it doesn't matter, honestly, if you can't, you know...get it up there. It really doesn't. We'll all understand... it happens to all guys at some point where they can't maintain maximum wittiness. Really, it's okay. Please don't be embarrassed or humiliated.

:lol:

Why can't my son wear a pair of jeans for more than one day . . . even if he had them on for only an hour or two? . . . but he'll wear the same pair of underwear and socks for a week if I don't tell him to change them????

A puzzle to be sure!

Donna! <waves to av> Nice pic! .. . .. . .. .why'd I think ALL your pix would be mid-guffaw?

It's funny how, at some point of many a Saturday morn, I suddenly think "oh damn .. .got up too late again to surprise Donna at WhFds!" :lol: :lol: :P

Not all mid-guffaw...no guy taking the picture screaming out "say sex" to make me laugh. :P I KNEW you'd never make it up that early. Oh, I mean wake up that early. :P

Would you say that we have a plethora of Donnas? A Donnapalooza perhaps?

:lol:

Ok, this is not a silly but I feel terribly sad for the dog who lives across the street.

OMGosh! That truly makes me upset! Dogs especially are pack animals and need to be part of something.


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elye Community Regular
What would we do without the Oracle Peter. We must compose an ode to him and build him a temple. Peter- what kind of temple do you want?

Bev, this is SUCH a terrific idea. A large temple for worship and sacrificial ceremonies. It should be a stone construction, as Peter literally means "rock". And I will put forth that it be in the shape of a massive incisor, as Peter has single-handedly saved Gus's teeth, perhaps forever, with our new cleaning tool.

Tom- I overnight expressed "those pills" to you. You'll be able to get it up in no time and for long time! But if it STAYS up for too long, go to the ER and try' splaining that one.

"Doctor, I just cannot stop...my wittiness has gotten out of control. HELP ME!!" :lol:

cruelshoes Enthusiast
Wait- is anyone else suspicious here- DO Amanda and Tom share the same john? :huh:<_<

As long as they are not using sharing the same John at the same time.

Were you adopted? Is there ANY way you could be my long-lost sister? take off, eh?

I am so glad to learn that I have a long lost twin. And I am even more pleased that it Open Original Shared Link.

elye Community Regular
As long as they are not using sharing the same John at the same time.

:o Yes...Sharing johns is VERY tricky. Tom may be in the way, and Amanda won't be able to hover properly...

:D

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
:o Yes...Sharing johns is VERY tricky. Tom may be in the way, and Amanda won't be able to hover properly...

:D

LOL--yep I am not sure John is into the golden showers.... :ph34r:

I hope that didnt offend anyone.

Jestgar Rising Star

*********ROYAL DECREE********

Although passing the test is the "gold standard" for sillyville, it is permitted to join the throng if you:

Can hover successfully, or have ever used a restroom designated for (only) the opposite sex.

Have ever used the phrase "frisk the wookie" or derivatives thereof.

Can quote ANY Monty Python movie or skit.

Can name a movie in which Clint Eastwood sings.

elye Community Regular
Can hover successfully, or have ever used a restroom designated for (only) the opposite sex.

Have ever used the phrase "frisk the wookie" or derivatives thereof.

Can quote ANY Monty Python movie or skit.

Can name a movie in which Clint Eastwood sings.

:lol::lol::lol:

Whhheeeewwwww.....I can stay......

Our Queen has spoken!


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I hope I can stay...

Jestgar Rising Star
I hope I can stay...

Just promise that somewhere in your day today you'll mention frisking a wookie

jerseyangel Proficient

Well...I'm in because I had to use the men's room in a grocery store once :ph34r:

It almost happened again a couple years ago at Whole Foods...I was still pretty sick, and I was on line to use the ladies' room. Luckily, I did get in before I had to use the men's room again :P

babinsky Apprentice
Would you say that we have a plethora of Donnas? A Donnapalooza perhaps?

I am so excited...have never been part of a plethora!

I'm glad your daughter is ok Emily :)

Keep in mind it's been very cold and we have had lots of snow. Sometimes I will see him sitting at the front door, which is away from the sun, staring at the door to go inside for a very long time. One time I spotted him outside laying on the snow covered driveway waiting to be let in because his old bones got tired of waiting at the front door on the concrete. In freezing temps, laying in the snow!

Those are now my least favorite people in the world...send the dog to me, I love dogs, I'll take care of him :(

*********ROYAL DECREE********

Although passing the test is the "gold standard" for sillyville, it is permitted to join the throng if you:

Can hover successfully, or have ever used a restroom designated for (only) the opposite sex.

Have ever used the phrase "frisk the wookie" or derivatives thereof.

Can quote ANY Monty Python movie or skit.

Can name a movie in which Clint Eastwood sings.

Yay! I always assumed that the men's room was there for my convenience...for WHENEVER I didn't feel like waiting...took my Hubby a while to get used to this but now I know that I have always done this because there was a much higher motivation than just my mere comfort...I was because the Higher Powers KNEW that someday I would want to join this group :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Julie - we all know you NEED a dog!!! Take the dog. Do a spectacular makeover using your new EM and make him look like a substandard poodle. This will also require brushing his teeth with some tri-headed contraption from Peter. If possible, teach him to bark with an accent (Le Bark). Tell the neighbors "No, I haven't seen your dog. I'm sure he'll end up with someome who will love him and cherish him". . . if only, huh? :(

I have to tell you, when we went to the museum on Saturday, there were racing team exhibits/booths along with the regular exhibits just for the weekend. So there ended up being a high male to female ratio . . . there was a LINE for the MEN'S ROOM and none for the Women's!!!! I've never seen that before!!

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time. (Man, that movie cracks me up.)

tom Contributor

<tucking in shirt> wow the ladies' room is inCREDIble at the Fairmont here!!!!!

So I'm in?

Darn210 Enthusiast
<tucking in shirt> wow the ladies' room is inCREDIble at the Fairmont here!!!!!

So I'm in?

After you go back in and put the seat down!!

Jestgar Rising Star

Tom, come pee in Seattle:

Open Original Shared Link

Columbia Center (formerly Bank of America Tower), 701 Fifth Ave., ... the women's restroom on the 76th floor, with views of the Cascades, was named the second-best restroom in the country by the Cintas Corp. in 2005.

dlp252 Apprentice

Does it count if you used the mens room in another country? And a man came in while you were there? :lol:

It happend in Mexico...

elye Community Regular
Does it count if you used the mens room in another country? And a man came in while you were there?

...I should think you probably get double points for that one...were you in mid-hover? :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
...I should think you probably get double points for that one...were you in mid-hover? :lol:

and did you happen to be quoting Monty Python at the time? perhaps "please fondle my buttocks" thinking it meant "Yo quiero un cigaretto".

tom Contributor
Well, the goalie, like the quarterback, needs to be well protected by official rules . .. ..

. . .. Incidentally, the player did get two minutes, immediately.

:o Ohhhhhh there WAS a penalty!

How's Sophie doing?

dlp252 Apprentice
...I should think you probably get double points for that one...were you in mid-hover? :lol:

Indeed! :lol:

Might I add that, at least in THAT restroom, the stalls weren't very tall. :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Indeed! :lol:

Might I add that, at least in THAT restroom, the stalls weren't very tall. :lol:

THAT just might earn you a lifetime membership! :lol:

dlp252 Apprentice

Why thank you, lol!!! WHile I am usually quite modest, I think HE looked an awfully lot more upset about the whole thing than I did. :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I should get double points for having to go in the woods whilest battling the viscious "D".....

tom Contributor
After you go back in and put the seat down!!

1) never saw THAT in the rules

2) no worries - stalls all occupado so I went in the sink

3) ewwwwwwwww to #2

4) no need - didn't raise it in the first place

5) see #3

6) not w/ those guards there now!!!! <maybe you could distract them?>

elye Community Regular
:o Ohhhhhh there WAS a penalty!

How's Sophie doing?

Well, her head's swollen...from getting the MVP!! I was so proud of her for that one... :):)

She's still got a bit of a headache, but went to school today and seems her regular girly self. Thanks so much, all, for asking about my little netminder...

Indeed! :lol:

Might I add that, at least in THAT restroom, the stalls weren't very tall. :lol:

No surprise! Last year when we were there I noticed immediately that the men are all very Mayan: stocky and short. The stalls obviously reflect this.... :rolleyes:

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