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Jestgar Rising Star
And now everybody just picks something they're "giving up for Lent...."

I always try to give up something with impact, like, morals ;)


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
I always try to give up something with impact, like, morals ;)

Or children

Mtndog Collaborator

We got plastic babies baked in cakes, Port-O-Biffs (sounds like a PREPPY toilet) and my all-time favorite: Open Original Shared Link

Yes, that about sums it up.......and don't forget -- what types of FISH you've been kissing....

hat is her cartoon character face. That's my little Weasel......she really looks rather like an animated creature at times.

and she LOVES pancakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Uhmmm....pancakes. Much better than kissing fish :P

And don't leave out the beads & associated/mandatory breast flashing!! :o

Tom- We ALL flash our breasts everytime we post. You just can't SEE us!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: Actually, I'm giving up flashing for Lent.

Patti made a phunny with HeyMoes!!!!!!!

I've been to N'Orleans....it's scary when it's quiet, never mind Mardi Gras!!!!!!! :ph34r: I actually ate a cake (King's cake?) with the wee plastic baby in it. Supposed to be good luck if you get the piece with the wee babe in it!

elye Community Regular
Or children

...Or restraint....

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Really interesting stuff.....knew about Shrove Tuesday (as is here) and the following Lent but had no idea 'Mardi Gras' was connected (Duh!)

...of course I've heard of Mardi Gras in New Orleans but didn't know it had religious conotations!!!

That's because there AREN"T any religious connotations any more....... <_< 'Tis pure debauchery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blink:

evidently I've given up dating for Lent......unawares. :huh:

I think I"ll hide something in my own food tonight and squeal w/ joy when I find it. This will be done at a restaurant where I'll be celebrating the Fatness of Tuesday adn other things. Now must just locate a wee plastic babe........... ;)

Jestgar Rising Star
evidently I've given up dating for Lent......unawares. :huh:

:lol::lol:

You'll be extra holy come Easter!

Mtndog Collaborator
...Or restraint....

Ahhh...I remember the Lent I gave that up some 25 years ago. Come to think of it, I never got it back :P

evidently I've given up dating for Lent......unawares. :huh:

Oh no you haven't :P :P

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I think I"ll hide something in my own food tonight and squeal w/ joy when I find it. This will be done at a restaurant where I'll be celebrating the Fatness of Tuesday adn other things. Now must just locate a wee plastic babe........... ;)

susie said SQUEAL!!!!!!!!!!


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Darn210 Enthusiast
...Or restraint....

. . . or slimming clubs . . .

Patti's HMO's - :lol::lol::lol:

Emily's Diaries - :lol::lol::lol:

Follow-up from the pedGI (then I won't drag this thread down any further) . . . He would like to scope her again. He said that's what it says to do in his GI handbook :lol: . I actually quite like him. He has a decent sense of humor and he appears to listen to me. He did not bat an eye when I told him that I decided she didn't need to be on Erythromycin any longer (I had my reasons and told him). He gave me some options . . . take her off dairy and see if there are any improvements or double her prevacid (which should be her dose anyway based on her size). He's going to talk to the allergist who DID NOT test her for ANY food allergies. I think that we are both leaning towards some additional food intolerance/allergy (he's not assuming dairy). I need to stew it over and decide what I want to do, implement it and check in with him in a month to see where we stand.

tom Contributor
I think I"ll hide something in my own food tonight and squeal w/ joy when I find it.

:lol::lol:

We used to do that to each other!! .. . . .I think . .. . .sometimes I wonder . ....I mean, who'd really hide half a junebug in my omelet?

<not all squealing is joyous>

elye Community Regular

I'm having vague memories of my mom hiding inedibles in our birthday cakes....I seem to remember that she'd throw in not just one coin, but many, so all the kiddies would have the chance to go home with something. Gad....I do remember silver shining up from the toilet bowl at me.... :o

Susie! You must hide a handful of morning glory seeds in your food this evening. You likely will not squeal....you'll just giggle....and giggle.....

Darn210 Enthusiast

My older brother HATED all vegetables. He LOVED mashed potatoes. One meal he left the table to use the bathroom. My oldest brother decided to hide peas in his mashed potatos while he was gone. Mom and Dad sat and watched the drama unfold. It was not pretty. Food being spit out, yelling, laughing and pointing, throwing of silverware . . . ahhh, memories.

I, on the other hand, got in trouble for trying to flush a half of a chicken salad sandwich.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
:lol::lol:

We used to do that to each other!! .. . . .I think . .. . .sometimes I wonder . ....I mean, who'd really hide half a junebug in my omelet?

<not all squealing is joyous>

:o OMG - OMG - OMG -

June Bugs are as scary as........BATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blink:

Got a June bug stuck on my hand once - biting me - - :o thought I might literally die..........gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd................

<erase........erase...........erase from memory..........>

Susie! You must hide a handful of morning glory seeds in your food this evening. You likely will not squeal....you'll just giggle....and giggle.....

:lol:

oh 'tis a FINE idea!!!!!! Let me grab my packet o' seeds and put them in my purse......will be a lurvely surprise for both the girls and me!!!!!!!!! :P

Janet - - your doc sounds good......keep us posted. Seems - from what I've read here and my own experience - that many people CAN go back to dairy if they give it a break? Let's hope????????????? :rolleyes:

OMG - just a knock at the door - 'twas Stepford (always a pop-in, never a call) to see if I could watch the dog for her gathering - alas, I was dressed to go out.

But - scariest of all - she just said she wants to take me out to eat to this restaurant I'd mentioned................... GAH!!!!!!!! :o:o:blink:

what in hell do I do now? how will I get out of this one? why does she want to hang out with me?

:blink:

heeeeeeeeeeeeelp

elye Community Regular

Susie!! Oh, please, please go out to lunch with Stepford! Fascinating to imagine what will unfold. Oh, you simply must go. C'mon...think of your real friends, US, and keeping us thoroughly entertained. <_<:lol:

June bugs BITE? Ewwwwwww......

I've been bitten by an earwig. Now, they are heinous.

Darn210 Enthusiast
:o OMG - OMG - OMG -

But - scariest of all - she just said she wants to take me out to eat to this restaurant I'd mentioned................... GAH!!!!!!!! :o:o:blink:

what in hell do I do now? how will I get out of this one? why does she want to hang out with me?

:blink:

heeeeeeeeeeeeelp

Emily is right!!!! You MUST go out with her and add some morning glory seeds and a half of a june bug to her entree . . . very juvenile entertaining . . . then tell us what happened. :ph34r:

elye Community Regular

Well.....this pic of my dad as an unrecognizable mess of a eunuch is kinda starting to freak me out. Funny while it lasted, but.....(((shudder))))..... :unsure::lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
But - scariest of all - she just said she wants to take me out to eat to this restaurant I'd mentioned................... GAH!!!!!!!! :o:o:blink:

what in hell do I do now? how will I get out of this one? why does she want to hang out with me?

:blink:

heeeeeeeeeeeeelp

A very curious development....

You must go to eat with her and find out just what all of this is about.

Keep your friends close, but keep your Stepford closer ;)

tom Contributor
But - scariest of all - she just said she wants to take me out to eat to this restaurant I'd mentioned................... GAH!!!!!!!! :o:o:blink:

what in hell do I do now?

You could do Kevin Nealon's Subliminal Man, inserting <gift certificate!!> 3 or 4x into every sentence spoken w/ her!

jerseyangel Proficient
Keep your friends close, but keep your Stepford closer ;)

This is very good advice! :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:blink:

Are you all MAD???????????????????????????? I really DO NOT want to hang out with this human form of near-perfection - we have NOTHING in common!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG - OMG - it's official.

I have no life.

:(

Both girls canceled - valid reasons but very, very disappointing.

Life really has passed me by.......... bah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I live in the wrong town and OMG, I got my celiac dx too late in life - already ruined four decades by then. :huh:

OMG - oops - so sorry sillies. Carry on. I"ll have this pity party all alone here, whilst hiding from Stepford who wants me to babysit the wicked little dog.

BAH!!!!!!!!!!!

:angry:

psawyer Proficient

Looks like another heavy snow overnight. We must be at the store early since our weekly delivery truck will arrive by 8:30.

The Bumper Dumper is at the same time hilarious and practical. But just where do you park to, well, you know... :ph34r:

Our Queen, Sarah, has gone missing again. Was it something one of us said?

Good night, all.

elye Community Regular

Morning, guys!

Took the kids in Jack's class out skating yesterday. Was showing off, showing them how to do a really masculine hockey stop (going like hell, then suddenly turning blades and leaning hard, causing a great spray of ice...quite spectacular if done properly, and by a diminutive woman). Well, OF COURSE when it matters I slip and fall on me arse. The bruise is what is now spectacular..... <_<

Our Queen, Sarah, has gone missing again. Was it something one of us said?

Gaaaahhh! Noooooo.... :ph34r:

Couldn't have been me....I've been so careful! :huh::lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies

Talk about strange weather this morning it is almost 60 out...I wore a thin sweater to work...in Feb in the dead of winter in PA....how strange!!!! Nice though :) My hopes of skiing this weekend are looking dim. Even if there is snow, its all man made and with the warm temps and then cold temps it will be all ice and no powder....no fun!

So has anyone seen Alex lately? I wonder how the wedding planning is?

How is our parade looking? We cannot disappoint :) A wedding ist a big occasion!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Gaaaahhh! Noooooo.... :ph34r:

Couldn't have been me....I've been so careful! :huh::lol:

No, this time I don't think it is you, Emily. Sarah is well aware of your shenanigans . . . I think she might be seeing another forum behind our backs. :ph34r:

Hey, why don't you post an av of you awesome bruise. Is it in the shape of the madonnna and child?

Crazy temperature swings here this year . . . 60 yesterday, suppose to get to -2 on Saturday night.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I agree with the temps Janet, now my hubbie has been home sick for the last 3 days. I blame it on the weather and then I quarentine him...heck I dont need what he has :)

Please post the bruise picture!!!!

elye Community Regular
No, this time I don't think it is you, Emily. Sarah is well aware of your shenanigans . . . I think she might be seeing another forum behind our backs. :ph34r:

Hell, what on earth for?! We have all the answers here, and we're hilarious! :rolleyes:

Hey, why don't you post an av of you awesome bruise. Is it in the shape of the madonnna and child?

OMG....

Just had a good look. I am clearly seeing the face of Michael Jackson. This is sick....Michael Jackson on me arse!! What can it mean?.... :o:o:lol:

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