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Hello All!!!!!! Just wanted to POOP in and say

HAPPY VD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

I am slowly getting my bearings back after leaving most of them in the toilet :ph34r:

I'll be back but AIN'T NO WAY I's is EVAH gonna' catch up!!!!!!!

How is our Queen and other fair members? Even Angus got sick!!!!!


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dlp252 Apprentice
<_<<_<

AMATEURS!!!!!

<_<<_<

Oh, did I neglect to mention the Godiva truffles I ate BEFORE the MORE than six Dove chocolate hearts. :lol::ph34r:

Oh Donna, you know you are a closet BAKER :lol::lol:

No, no, I think I can safely say NO, definitely NOT a closet baker. The local fire department has some sort of bulletin on me I believe. They don't allow me to bake. :lol::P

elye Community Regular

Woohoo!! Michelle's in THIRD!!!! :):)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Hello All!!!!!! Just wanted to POOP in and say

HAPPY VD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

I am slowly getting my bearings back after leaving most of them in the toilet :ph34r:

I'll be back but AIN'T NO WAY I's is EVAH gonna' catch up!!!!!!!

How is our Queen and other fair members? Even Angus got sick!!!!!

I know how you feel.....I was bowing to the porcelain god on Tuesday and when I was not bowing I was keep the seat nice and warm...not a fun time at the beginning of the week.

Sillies tomorrow is photo shoot day for Weggies, I wish you could all come...I am a bit nervous....right now I am just making sure my outfit is nice.

tom Contributor

Woohoo!!!! 3rd place!!!!

How far along ARE they??

(Off to check for myself)

Grrrrr can't tell ... .. .is there more than a week left Em?

GO Michelle GO!!!!!!

P.S. Good to see you Bev .. .. .now GET better! :)

Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaanda's gittin' nerrrrrrrrrrrrrvous!!!!!

elye Community Regular
Sillies tomorrow is photo shoot day for Weggies, I wish you could all come...I am a bit nervous....right now I am just making sure my outfit is nice.

How exciting, Amanda! If 'twere me, I would have been quite pleased at the fortuitous timing of the barfing...couple pounds lost for that camera! :rolleyes:

Woohoo!!!!

How far along ARE they??

(Off to check for myself)

Grrrrr can't tell ... .. .is there more than a week left Em?

GO Michelle GO!!!!!!

:wub: Gosh, that's so nice, Ptaum....Here I go on and on about the crazy things in my life...you guys really are so great, paying attention like you do!

Okay! (clearing throat)......I believe the race started Saturday, so this would be day five. So just under halfway, maybe? I must check the stats, as it has all the mushers' covered mileage, number of dogs dropped, etc.

tom Contributor
Okay! (clearing throat)......I believe the race started Saturday, so this would be day five. So just under halfway, maybe? I must check the stats, as it has all the mushers' covered mileage, number of dogs dropped, etc.

The pages show up partly garbled on this phone - hard to see all the links.

Would you post the stats page link for me? :)

I'm a fan of competition of all sorts, so having a Silly's relative in a race this big is FUN!! :rolleyes:


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jerseyangel Proficient
I WANNA BRAG ABOUT CHOCOLATE GLUTTONY!! No fair......type one......

Well, I'll have you all know that I feasted on some RICE, and HUGE amounts of OLIVES, and APPLES!....AND GREEN PEPPERS! :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Emily--definately not fair! :angry:

I decided to work for Adam instead this time .... and this job pays! :D I haven't worked a paying job in about 18 years! It's just three days per week, not much ... I come in around lunchtime.

Sounds perfect :)

Poor Angus :( Nice to see you, stranger :D

Woohoo!! Michelle's in THIRD!!!! :):)

Yippee!

Sillies tomorrow is photo shoot day for Weggies, I wish you could all come...I am a bit nervous....right now I am just making sure my outfit is nice.

Good luck tomorrow--I can't wait to hear all about it!

How exciting, Amanda! If 'twere me, I would have been quite pleased at the fortuitous timing of the barfing...couple pounds lost for that camera! :rolleyes:

:lol:

I'm a fan of competition of all sorts, so having a Silly's relative in a race this big is FUN!! :rolleyes:

We're kinda like a little family :rolleyes:

psawyer Proficient

I'm back, and I'm reading. Many posts to read. Six weeks without, I have a portable working again. It took a body and brain transplant, and there are still some things to be set up, but. More to tell after I catch up reading, which may not necessarily be tonight.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Good luck tomorrow--I can't wait to hear all about it!

We're kinda like a little family :rolleyes:

We are a big a family :)

Patti just think you can actually go to the store and pick up the actual paper! How neat.

I'm back, and I'm reading. Many posts to read. Six weeks without, I have a portable working again. It took a body and brain transplant, and there are still some things to be set up, but. More to tell after I catch up reading, which may not necessarily be tonight.

Hi Peter how are you on this Valentines Day?

elye Community Regular

Good early Morning, guys!

Wow, I'm really early, today... :huh: Bad night, awake since about four, so hear I am! :rolleyes:Sigh........

But in pari-mutual wagering, all winning requires is outsmarting the other attendees, not the house.

P.S. Seattle Slew was '77. :lol:

Ah! But winning may also require being fully groomed....as I am certain The Slew indeed was..... :lol:;)

I'm back, and I'm reading. Many posts to read. Six weeks without, I have a portable working again. It took a body and brain transplant, and there are still some things to be set up, but. More to tell after I catch up reading, which may not necessarily be tonight.

Peter!! Welcome back! Mygawd....whose body and brain did you transplant? You didn't pay for such cargo from a third world country, now? :o:lol:

They could not give away these things of mine.......

Big photo day, Amanda!! Are you primping yerself? :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular

Tom!

Here is the standings page and the accumulated stats are under the "mushers" tab:

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psawyer Proficient

The new body is the replacement notebook, since I gave up on having the old one run for more than about ten minutes. The brain is a work in progress, as I am still working on getting software and data back in place.

Good morning, all!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies!

Emily-I am half primped now and the rest will come before I get there...I am nervous though....last night it hit me..I have never done anything like that. The guy who I talk with on the phone keeps telling me it is a lot of fun and the photographer himself is a lot of fun....but it is still nerve racking right now, this is my favorite place in the whole world and now I get to tell everyone why!!!

4 more hours of work until its time!

dlp252 Apprentice
Sillies tomorrow is photo shoot day for Weggies, I wish you could all come.

:lol: Sorry! Having absolutely no background on this, this just caused a schoolgirl type chuckle from me this morning because when I first read it I saw WEDGIES. But, see my response below...

Emily-I am half primped now and the rest will come before I get there...I am nervous though....last night it hit me..I have never done anything like that. The guy who I talk with on the phone keeps telling me it is a lot of fun and the photographer himself is a lot of fun....but it is still nerve racking right now, this is my favorite place in the whole world and now I get to tell everyone why!!!

4 more hours of work until its time!

Still with no background, I'm hoping you have a great time at your photo shoot! Hope those 4 hours fly by!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
:lol: Sorry! Having absolutely no background on this, this just caused a schoolgirl type chuckle from me this morning because when I first read it I saw WEDGIES. But, see my response below...

Still with no background, I'm hoping you have a great time at your photo shoot! Hope those 4 hours fly by!

Hi Donna- I am getting my photo taken for Wegmans. I am going to be in their weekly circular, every week they show a customer and the customer says why they shop at that store. So I shop their for my celiac so I am respresenting the celiac community.

elye Community Regular
Sorry! Having absolutely no background on this, this just caused a schoolgirl type chuckle from me this morning because when I first read it I saw WEDGIES. But, see my response below...

:lol::lol::lol:

A photoshoot day for wedgies! Now there would be some interesting, Life Magazine-worthy shots....

Okay, this afternoon we're taking Jack's class on a field trip to the petshop to get a new budgie. They're already debating names. I suggested Heinous. :lol: This is exactly what I saw in front of me after my suggestion:

:huh::huh:<_<:unsure::huh::huh:

dlp252 Apprentice
Hi Donna- I am getting my photo taken for Wegmans. I am going to be in their weekly circular, every week they show a customer and the customer says why they shop at that store. So I shop their for my celiac so I am respresenting the celiac community.

HOW EXCITING!!!!!! Very cool indeed!

:huh::huh:<_<:unsure::huh::huh:

:lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Guys less than 2 hrs to go....my nerves are coming on! Anyway I am outta here for now. Talk to you all after it is over :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Okay, this afternoon we're taking Jack's class on a field trip to the petshop to get a new budgie. They're already debating names. I suggested Heinous. :lol: This is exactly what I saw in front of me after my suggestion:

:huh::huh:<_<:unsure::huh::huh:

:lol::lol:

Which one was Jack? I'm guessing this one --> <_<

It just has that Ohhhh Mom! look to it.

Good Luck Amanda!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Okay, this afternoon we're taking Jack's class on a field trip to the petshop to get a new budgie. They're already debating names. I suggested Heinous. :lol: This is exactly what I saw in front of me after my suggestion:

:huh::huh:<_<:unsure::huh::huh:

:lol: :lol:

gahhhh!!!!!!!!!!! you did NOT say to name the bird Heinous, I simply do NOT believe you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Alas, Susie fully realizes that our mad Em in fact very well COULD have suggested that, raising her esteem in Susie's eyes even further...... :lol: ]

Okay - here are some suggestions for the budgie's name:

StinkButt (tika's nickname) :lol:

Poodle Doo

Chicken Butt Cootie (Cootie for short)

Yeti Wee (!!)

Hasselhoff *snort*

:lol: :lol:

Oh I've got all kinds of ideas....but lunch w/ mom and the girls soon so no time.......

Guys less than 2 hrs to go....my nerves are coming on! Anyway I am outta here for now. Talk to you all after it is over :)

:) don't be nervous, you silly! You'll be fine! Just smile, tell them about your SILLIES, ha ha, and DO NOT show them your wedgie!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast

Sillyville is deserted.......I think I saw a lone tumbleweed blow through.

Amanda, I missed your send off this morning, I hope the photo shoot is going well and can't wait to hear all about it when you get back :)

Hi Peter.

Beverly, I hope you are feeling better and no longer praying to, or spending a lot of time with, the porcelain god.

What about Chuck Norris for the bird's name?

elye Community Regular
gahhhh!!!!!!!!!!! you did NOT say to name the bird Heinous, I simply do NOT believe you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Honestly, I did, mainly because Jack keeps looking at me ( like this <_< ) when I use "heinous" in conversation, saying that it sounds like I'm talking about a "bumhole" :lol: . I suggested it as a name while keeping a close eye on my kid, but there is not an emoticon that captures the way his face arranged itself when he heard, "I've got it! How about HEINOUS?" Something like this :blink: , and this :wacko: , and then this :ph34r: . Then he was gone, red-faced, to the bathroom. Poor kid.... :rolleyes::lol:

Anyways, we bought a little blue parakeet, probably a male. Name is to be determined.....

How about Sisyphus?........ :huh:

jerseyangel Proficient
What about Chuck Norris for the bird's name?

:lol:

Anyways, we bought a little blue parakeet, probably a male. Name is to be determined.....

How about Sisyphus?........ :huh:

That good, too :P Of course only if the bird has metrosexual tendences :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

How about SillyPlastic?

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