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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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elye Community Regular
elye
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I agree, it would be awesome! But NOT in February, when there are three hours of light in a day, and it averages -40....gad. I can't even imagine going outside for my mail, let alone flying along on a dogsled, in this kind of winter. We hope to head up there this summer and we'll have them take us out. Michelle and Ed live in Tagish, which is a community in the bush, about 100 miles from Whitehorse. They have seventy to eighty dogs on their property, all with their own dog houses. It's quite something! :)

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I agree, it would be awesome! But NOT in February, when there are three hours of light in a day, and it averages -40....gad. I can't even imagine going outside for my mail, let alone flying along on a dogsled, in this kind of winter. We hope to head up there this summer and we'll have them take us out. Michelle and Ed live in Tagish, which is a community in the bush, about 100 miles from Whitehorse. They have seventy to eighty dogs on their property, all with their own dog houses. It's quite something! :)

I totally agree about waiting till summer--3 hours of light and such extreme cold :o

Sounds like an awsome property, though. :)

dlp252 Apprentice
dlp252
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:lol: I think you've convinced me to wait til summer! :lol: Burrr!!! I start complaining when the temps reach the 30s here. :lol:
Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I hope you're writin' a book, Susie . . . 'cause you got some splainin' to do. . .

How's Mr. Bass? We know he didn't come down with the stomach flu . . .

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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OH MY SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just spent ONE HOUR reading, w/ many quotes and posts to address, started writing, they are ALL GONE NOW................ <insert angry face>

I tried and TRIED to invoke the powers of this elusive so-called magic triangle............ :huh:

alas, Susie is too dingo-brained and stricken w/ delirium to be angry over the failings of the triangle and the lost words and thoughts. :lol:

GOOD GAWD??????????? Where to start?

AMANDA - congrats on baby Lydia!!!!!!! And your Wegman's shoot - you are FAMOUS!!!!! You WILL post the link, right?

Tom - - ABSINTHE????????????????????? OMG - how IS it? does it taste normal and real? Susie is pleased......... :rolleyes:

Bev - I was NOT licked to death by Chinese Crested dogs......and I was also in T-R-O-U-B-L-E and also am T-R-O-U-B-L-E itself, as Nicola mentioned. ;)

I have NOT been with that Dastardly Dave (was taht his name? ) of the Yukon quest....insofar as I know...I was NOT overcome by large pointy-eared dogs w/ black noses (only at Dog Park on Saturday).......but there WAS a David here.......... :ph34r::lol:

OMG Janet that "lost cat" - - - sure as hell was the chubacabra, was it not????? :lol:

Bev - LIttle Britain - GOOD GAWD!!!!!!!! What in hell IS that show? :lol:

ALEX - so glad you're better! :)

EMILY!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!! what is the LATEST w/ MIchelle? does it end today? GOOD LORD!!!!!!!!!!! a silly relative in third? <Susie is delirious and can't completely follow> but OUT OF MY MIND taht Will is emailing friends of the sillies' avid interest <and somefin' :lol: >

Patti, how is Allo?

Still no sign of Sarah? :(

what else? oh I forgot everything else......

OMG - thread-shattering news of my weekend??????????? ;)

WOULDN"T YOU LIKE TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

It did NOT involve finding nuggets or caramels in the trash....it did NOT involve inheriting the cabin or getting a brand new Toyota ForeRunner......it did NOT involve laying hardwood <oh gawd stop me before I go any further with that> :ph34r: It did NOT involve the flower mart......

It DID involve major sleep deprivation, laughter, romping w/ Annie in various spots, movies, shopping, talking, reading, music, cooking, laughing, smooching, more talking, laughing, walking in the gentle spring sun, wine, flowers, chocolate.......and it DID end up being about the most fun weekend that I"ve had in my...........whole life. :o [but gitcher minds out of the gutter, peeps, because it was wholesome and proper also, just so you understand - Susie has to take her time wif things, you know, and wasn't just SHAGGING all weekend :lol: )

Sillies.......I"m not making any major announcements at this time but........let's just say this - - Susie is not going to have as much time for the silly thread any more and...........also this

:wub::wub: <------ 'tis a hint

:P

And now I must catch up with real life.

What in hell did I miss w/ the avs? Saw Janet's BRILLIANT Bev-picking av.....missed something about Angus in Winehouse's hair? oh - - this I MUST see............

LOVE YOU SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Susie!!!!! thats awesome news!!!! Tis the season of love!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Ah Susie...it does my heart good to hear of your magical weekend :D Patti is most delighted to hear that Susie has found :wub::wub: .

Now don't you worry 'bout us--you just enjoy and know we'll be here when you get the chance to drop by and fill us in.

PS--I told ya it was just a matter of time ;):D

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Now don't you worry 'bout us--you just enjoy and know we'll be here when you get the chance to drop by and fill us in.

now see there, sillies? Our dear Patti has given me PERMISSION for furlough. :lol:

p.s. Annie's in love.

:wub :wub: :wub:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

NO!! NO!! NO!!!!!!!

You do NOT have MY permission until you spill a few more details!!! . . . just a few . . .

Where did you meet him?

What does he do?

How old?

Any Pets? . . . if yes, then follow-up with . . . what kind? name(s)?

Does he like musicals?

Is he going to install hardwood flooring for you?

Does he or his animal have pointy ears or a black nose?

When it's yellow does he let it mellow?

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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You do NOT have MY permission until you spill a few more details!!! . . . just a few . . .

When it's yellow does he let it mellow?

:lol::lol:

Susie, this is how I feel about it-----------> :D:D:D:D:D

Ask you shall receive, or is it if you build it He will come?? :huh:

Do you suppose it was the pilgramages to the sacred rivers of wee that brought this forth??

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Congratulations Auntie Amanda!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG- I wrote that 2 hours ago....just getting back to the computer know. Holy s*$t!

Ooh--Bev's in rare form tonight! :P

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Susie snogging with sexy sailors, sounds like a tongue twister :lol::lol:

Methinks Susie ran off on holiday with Jude Law, or to the Hamptons to that beach house....some kind of adventure.

Nuggets could also be involved :lol: Beverly said "skank"

I must admit I have made several trips to the Yukon Quest website.

Look what you started Emily, we are obsessed with all things mush, mushers, mushing! :lol:

OMG- I think you might be onto something. What if it's Jude Law AND his nuggets!! Or...could Susie have gone to the Yukon to pet the pups!!!!!!!!!!!

I want the puppies!!!!!!! When Kurt and I went to Denali in 2001, we hung out with their sled dogs who had just had puppies- I wanted them ALL!!!!!!!

I taught Angus to push last winter....Open Original Shared Link

New Av . . .

If it wasn't for the freaking frigid temps, I think Susie would move to the Yukon for the dogs!!

Woof woof!!!!!!!!

Emily I didn't know that Michelle is your DH's SIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!VERY COOL!

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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I hope you're writin' a book, Susie . . . 'cause you got some splainin' to do. . .

How's Mr. Bass? We know he didn't come down with the stomach flu . . .

See...I told you it was 2 hours to post that from start to finish!

Ahem...methinks the Dingy doth protest too much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

It was CLEARLY George Clooney's hardwood at her house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Patti gave permission ONLY because she, like myself, can be objective about Senor Clooney. We FORGOT that Susie can't!!!!!!!! ;)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

We understand you leaving our Silly Vortex, but always remember we will be there with you everywhere! Details please.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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What if it's Jude Law AND his nuggets!!

Gadzooks! I just about snorted Tootsie roll out my nose :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Gadzooks! I just about snorted Tootsie roll out my nose :lol:

Now that is a new trick! Can you teach me?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Now that is a new trick! Can you teach me?

:lol::lol::lol:

tom Contributor
tom
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OMG - thread-shattering news of my weekend??????????? ;)

. .. ... .

It DID involve major sleep deprivation, laughter, romping w/ Annie in various spots, movies, shopping, talking, reading, music, cooking, laughing, smooching, more talking, laughing, walking in the gentle spring sun, wine, flowers, chocolate.......and it DID end up being about the most fun weekend that I"ve had in my...........whole life. :o

. .. .

:wub::wub: <------ 'tis a hint

HOLY Kuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrr-WRAP it DID live up to the Hype!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :wub::D :D :D :D :D

SOOOOOOOZEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

I'm so entirely thrilled for you I can't even think of words of the correct magnitude!

<when's it gonna be my turn!!>

(Oops how'd THAT get in there?)

I truly did NOT expect it to match (:P) the "fun, wondrous, amazing beyond belief" tease but wow Pseuzee, that's pseuperb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<where ARE the right woUrds?>

P.S. I like the new sig additions. "New song" is right!! :wub:

P.P.S. More posts to comment on, but HAD to reply to this first. :)

P.P.P.S. Masterful bluff/feign on the firefighter Susie :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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I forgot to say congrats Auntie Amanda, I :wub: being an Auntie!

What if it's Jude Law AND his nuggets!!

Jude Law's Nuggets, now that's quite a twist in the scenario and quite a lovely vision in my mind :lol:

Brings a whole new meaning to Nugget obsession, if you know what I mean ;):lol:;)

I want a husky pup too!!! I would totally take him skijorking :D

Angus is quite the talented fella.

It was CLEARLY George Clooney's hardwood at her house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

I will never look at hardwood floors, and the laying of them, the same again :lol::lol:

Gadzooks! I just about snorted Tootsie roll out my nose :lol:

Patti, you said gadzooks :lol:

That sounds painful, are you ok?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
That sounds painful, are you ok?

Oh yeah :D

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
:wub::wub: <------ 'tis a hint

You do NOT have MY permission until you spill a few more details!!! . . . just a few . . .Where did you meet him?

What does he do?

How old?

Any Pets? . . . if yes, then follow-up with . . . what kind? name(s)?

Does he like musicals?

Is he going to install hardwood flooring for you?

Does he or his animal have pointy ears or a black nose?

When it's yellow does he let it mellow?

Susie!!!! Mygawd.....This is SO fantastic. We want the answers to these questions, plus these:

Does he know what a yeti is?

How about anal glands? Knows what they are/got any?

....Oh, GAAAAAAD! Just tell us EVERYTHING!!!! :D:D:D

dlp252 Apprentice
dlp252
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....Oh, GAAAAAAD! Just tell us EVERYTHING!!!! :D:D:D

DITTO!!! :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

HOLY CRAP TOM!!!!!

Take Cover!!!! :o:o

You're at 2000 Posts!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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HOLY CRAP TOM!!!!!

Take Cover!!!! :o:o

You're at 2000 Posts!!!!

Gawd....how did I miss this???? What a day in Sillyville :D So much excitement!!!!!!!

Tom, git out your bumpershoot--it might be messy :lol::o

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Tom, git out your bumpershoot--it might be messy :lol::o

Patti!! WTH is a bumpershoot?

:huh::huh:

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Patti!! WTH is a bumpershoot?

:huh::huh:

:lol:

:lol: It's a silly word for umbrella--my aunt used to use it all the time :D

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