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:o really? seriously? OMG - absolutely LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURVED having appendectomy - was so excited - had never been in hospital and got to stay TWO nights due to complications.............loved it............the whole thing.............. :lol: And yes, they DO give you good drugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: (my first experience w/ Darvocet - lots of phun)

p.s.s. freebasing crayons - gahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Darvocet? THAT's the best you can offer me....I'm talking MORPHINE baby! (just kidding- bonus percocet would be most helpful in the long run :P )

Matt is on his way over now to palpate my tender area :P;)


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Jestgar Rising Star

I liked this one:

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just what is a formal cat hat??

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Darvocet? THAT's the best you can offer me....I'm talking MORPHINE baby! (just kidding- bonus percocet would be most helpful in the long run :P )

Matt - palpating - excellent :lol:

OMG - morphine - :unsure: - Susie doesn't like......that HORRIBLE rush when it first goes into the blood - ugh - - I suppose it's tolerable after that - does relieve the pain but - I don't really recall the magic place with that? maybe the SCREAMING kidney infection disallowed it.....

I liked this one:

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just what is a formal cat hat??

oh dear gaaaaaaaaaaawd :lol: :lol: 400 calories

Oh! Look there! I see a new reader at bottom of page - - she'll scram in a cloud of dust in seconds, for sure :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

OH MY SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't caught up ....I CAN'T!!!!....I'm TOO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I think most of you are aware that my cOeliac son also has Down Syndrome.

Waaaayyy back in July I applied to a charity that takes disabled kids away on holiday vacation.

I hadn't heard back so thought my fella didn't meet the criteria............OMGOD.........help me! (I am squeaking I am SO excited)...got the letter today.....

HE'S GOING TO ORLANDO FOR 2 WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leaving April 12th(!) This is what they'll be doing.....

A trip to Mount Dora on pontoon boats across Lake Dora

A day at the beach at historic Fort DeSoto

Visits to Gatorland; Seaworld; Kennedy Space Center; Walt Disney's Magic Kingdom; Epcot; MGM Studio's; Animal Kingdom; Universal Studio's and a Honda motor cycles experience

Dear GOD!...someone is seriously looking out for this boy :D:D:D ..........we could NEVER in our wildest dreams afford to do this..........so am a tad over the moon ..........THIS is something I've always wanted to do for Al...gawd...he's been through SO much illness + pain in his little life.........my happy little chap :wub:

There will be a nurse + a doctor travelling with them and I have been assured that gluten-free will be no problem (they have had cOeliac kids before on previous trips)

Slight, slight worry about him going but DAMN!!! Talk about 'Opportunity Knocks'

YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D

:lol: Somebody SHUT ME UP!! :lol:

Ahem,......SUSIE!!! ......I did actually ask Kissey if he were taking you to the beach or the mountains....... he never answered me!!!

Did I see Uncle Ray's back in town Bev???? :lol:

MUST, must, must get Will a cat hat - it would do wonders for his street cred

:D:D:D:D

Carry on!!!....I am wrapped up in my own Florida World :lol:

tom Contributor

WOW Nikki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You've got ME all excited and I don't know if I've ever heard of this lil fella before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:) :) :):o:) :) :)

[Edit: or is this the same lil bloke scoring all the ph #s?]

jerseyangel Proficient
HE'S GOING TO ORLANDO FOR 2 WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nikki!!!!! That's great news :D

Is Alan looking forward to it--is he all excited? Disney World is truly a magical place--I'm so happy that he will be going. I hear that they are VERY gluten savvy there, so he should have absolutely no problems with food. We took the boys there years ago when they were younger--he's gonna love it!!

Wow--so great to get some really good news for a change! :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Dear GOD!...someone is seriously looking out for this boy :D:D:D ..........we could NEVER in our wildest dreams afford to do this..........so am a tad over the moon ..........THIS is something I've always wanted to do for Al...gawd...he's been through SO much illness + pain in his little life.........my happy little chap :wub:

Yes, Someone IS looking out for you all. :)

warms the cockles o' me 'eart, this story................... :wub:


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HE'S GOING TO ORLANDO FOR 2 WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FABULOUS NEWS . . . That's not much notice . . . Does he have a passport already???? If not . . . why don't you give him a "new" middle initial . . . tis all the rage.

MUST, must, must get Will a cat hat - it would do wonders for his street cred

Nikki!!! Take another look at that link!!! Those hats won't get him street cred . . . he'll end up getting a wee willie wedgie.

Jestgar Rising Star
HE'S GOING TO ORLANDO FOR 2 WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so totally cool!!!!

send him hugs from the states!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
HE'S GOING TO ORLANDO FOR 2 WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats great!!!

Well my sister and Silvia just left. My appointment this morning turned out just fine and I am healthy. I had a great time with my sister. I got my names all changed and everything is pretty much finished on that part. Now it is pouring like crazy!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
Well my sister and Silvia just left. My appointment this morning turned out just fine and I am healthy. I had a great time with my sister. I got my names all changed and everything is pretty much finished on that part. Now it is pouring like crazy!!!

Well, that's good news all around, Amanda. So relieved you're ok :)

It hasn't started raining here yet, but it looks like any minute.

tom Contributor
and oh Ptaum, Oracle of Absinthe - we're passing briefly through Willow GleN on Friday...........what in hell should we do about absinthe?

Uhhhhhhhh .. . .. . . #@!*&#! buy some????? :P

Heehee ok well your friend certainly knows that BevMo is ~1/2 block S of Willow, and you BOTH probably know that street pkg can be difficult but that there's a giant lot behind all those stores - and a back entrance to BevMo.

Last week there were still 3 bottles of the Swiss, K

elye Community Regular

Nikki!!! Such terrific news..... :):):) How old is your son? Well, Disneyland is a place where age just doesn't matter....Oh, you must be so happy....!!

Would I lie to you??

(Ooh that's that old Eurhythmics song w/ the fat crunchy guitar and puh-UNCHY horns!!!!)

And one Annie Lennox at her absolute sexiest....in a clinging, sparkly dress, Marilyn-type wig....

Yeah, and great horns.... B):)

P.S. Ok duh, yes I would lie to you if there might be a joke in it - but not lying about Absinthian Destruction. :ph34r:

If you ever get to try some, sipping 1 or 2 or 3 drinks is great (do I hear 4?), while inhaling 8 or 12 is NOT!!!!!!!

Absinthian Destruction....this may well describe the upcoming weekend, if I imbibe The Phaerie and then head out for some night skiing.... :rolleyes::o

A serious moment, here...Ptaum, I need you to give me an idea of what the "high' is like with a couple of absinthes (whoa--how on earth does one pronounce that?) under one's belt. Is it, "Hey!! Let's play Twister!! Tag! Let's make snow forts!!" or more like, "Man........I'm hearing some.....grrrrreeeeat music.........it's.....sitars"...

I think we're gonna want a more relaxing buzz for this occasion. Is it very sweet? Like, big-time insulin bolus?

He was most distressed to discover that this wasn't part of the rental agreement. Perhaps also distressed to discover what a screaming shrew I can become at 10pm when someone walks into my bedroom.

No little Absynthians coming along here.

An ex who wants sex....

Jess, tell him the story of our yeti in your lab. Better yet, just let him read your post. I am certain he will give you a wide berth forever after.

....Wait....you may never see him again.... :lol::lol:

Hallo Sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Waz up????????? Sorry, I've been busy F*&ing with Matt Damon :lol:;) (you all Do know about the love pentangle between me, Matt, Ben, Jimmy and Sarah Silverman- don't you?)

Bev!! :lol::lol: Pentangle.....

PS. Uhmmm.....I rarely talk about my bizarre body problems on here but uhmmm....having appendix pain and go to doc tomorrow. If it has to come out, they had better give me GOOD drugs....I mean REALLY good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...And/or a surgeon like this:

http://www.greysanatomyinsider.com/wp-cont.../07/Dempsey.webp

FABULOUS NEWS . . . That's not much notice . . . Does he have a passport already???? If not . . . why don't you give him a "new" middle initial . . . tis all the rage.

Yes!! Must be a G..... :lol:

.....Wee Willy Wedgie!!! :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Nikki- After Matt finished palapating the tender tummy I told him Alan's good news and he and Ben are going to fly to Orlando and meet Alan and personally ensure that he has a BLAST! Matt wants to recreate the The Porn Bourne Identity and The Bourne old tomato Ultimatum for him ;)

Seriously though, THAT IS SO GREAT and I will go spy and make sure he has a BALL!!!!!! It's my civic duty! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just what is a formal cat hat??

And WTH would an informal cat hat look like? baseball cap turned backwards or hoodie pulled over the eyes?

warms the cockles o' me 'eart, this story................... :wub:

I know! I LOVE good news...seriously, this is making me a little misty!

Amanda- Glad everything checked out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They're locked up so ya hafta ax someone.

YEAHHH!!!! (Could you bring Miss Silverman?)

A. If you have to AX someone to get this stuff, are you SURE that's legal? :ph34r:

B. I look just like Sarah in real life (what, am I not good enough for ya :P )

Nikki!!! Such terrific news..... :):):) How old is your son? Well, Disneyland is a place where age just doesn't matter....Oh, you must be so happy....!!

And one Annie Lennox at her absolute sexiest....in a clinging, sparkly dress, Marilyn-type wig....

Yeah, and great horns.... B):)

Absinthian Destruction....

An ex who wants sex....

Jess, tell him the story of our yeti in your lab. Better yet, just let him read your post. I am certain he will give you a wide berth forever after.

....Wait....you may never see him again.... :lol::lol:

Bev!! :lol::lol: Pentangle.....

...And/or a surgeon like this:

http://www.greysanatomyinsider.com/wp-cont.../07/Dempsey.webp

Emil, frankly, every other word is your post is :lol: worthy (like sponge worthy!) so I can't :lol: at every funny thing you say. Because then I get busted for overuse of :lol::P

That's my surgeon, eh? McDreamy? Hmmm..the pain seems to be getting much, much worse!

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Hi Judy!!!!!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular
That's my surgeon, eh? McDreamy? Hmmm..the pain seems to be getting much, much worse!

Bev!! Hope you were kidding about the pain..... :o:( ...And I hope it's okay until you get into your doc tomorrow....

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

HI BEV.............. :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Besides Lion w/out courage, Tinman w/out a a heart & Scarecrow w/out a brain, there was Celiac w/out a gut, Canuck w/out a pancreas, Smoker w/out a lung, Church-bell-ringer w/out a hump, Eunuch w/out a ding-a-ling, Painter w/out a Phaerie, .. .... dang .. . can't remember the rest .. . ... any help anyone??????????????

A DingoGirl w/out a Kissey

A roommate w/out a beer&vicodin

Amy Winehouse without.....oh, boy, the possibilities. I'll open that one up...

her panties?

morals?

Well, that's not right . . . she wouldn't go lookin' for those . . .

a beer & vicodin?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? :blink:

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? :lol: *snort*

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

My BFF K stuck a wool sweater in the dryer once . . . It looked like it would fit a three year old when it came out. :lol:

OMG- this just in from Kurt

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This is SO appropos!!!!!!!!! see- we Celiacs DO have an advantage on public transportation!

. . . which came first

Mtndog Collaborator
Bev!! Hope you were kidding about the pain..... :o:( ...And I hope it's okay until you get into your doc tomorrow....

yeah- it's about the same. I have an 11:00 appt tomorrow with Dr. (she's nice but does NOT look like McDreamy)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Bev.. were you the one with the apendix pain? :o

lordy i hope not.......was it amanda..........Shoot can't find it.

Judy

psawyer Proficient
ORACLE PETER! Are you hearing the same forecasts that I AM? 20 cm of you-know-what overnight tonight, and 40 on the weekend??!!!! :o:wacko::blink::angry::angry:

That was our forecast for the weekend, but now it seems to have gone away. Oh, wait, now I guess I know where it went.

20 to 25 overnight here. It hasn't started yet. Of course, tommorrow is a delivery morning, with the truck officially expected at 8:30 (it is usually earlier).

Nikki, that's fabulous news!

Jestgar Rising Star

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elye Community Regular
20 to 25 overnight here. It hasn't started yet. Of course, tommorrow is a delivery morning, with the truck officially expected at 8:30 (it is usually earlier).

Hmmmmmm......betcha it won't be early tomorrow...... <_<

~alex~ Explorer
OH MY SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE'S GOING TO ORLANDO FOR 2 WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is amazing!!! :D What happy news! It makes me happy just knowing that there is a wonderful programME out there like this and even happier that your deserving son was chosen to go.

Darvocet? THAT's the best you can offer me....I'm talking MORPHINE baby! (just kidding- bonus percocet would be most helpful in the long run :P

Yes! Who needs Morning Glory seeds when you have morphine. My grandpa had a cancerous lung tumor removed about 10 years ago (found by accident on an x-ray and cured completely by surgery - talk about lucky/divine intervention). After the surgery he was all hopped up on morphine and thought that the nurses were trying to hold him hostage. He was adamant that he was secret security for President Clinton and was proclaiming this to everyone! He kept whispering to my mom to get him is clothes so he could sneak out and meet Clinton on Air Force One :lol: . The funniest part is that he remembered the whole episode afterwards when he was lucid and we all had a good laugh about it.

Hopefully you don't have appendicitis :( but if you do you may have some funny morphine stories to tell us about.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
And one Annie Lennox at her absolute sexiest....in a clinging, sparkly dress, Marilyn-type wig....

Yeah, and great horns.... B):)

I love Annie Lennox's Put a little love in your heart :)

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