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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient
Bev, you can stab them with yer picc line!!

:lol::lol::lol:

Patti!!

Who are those crazies in you new av? :huh::D

A motley crew--eh? From left to right: Matt, moi, JP and Mark. My guys :wub:


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nikki-uk Enthusiast

Buffalo wings :blink: ..........you guys :lol:

When does he go, Nikki? So exciting......... :):)

He meets up with everyone on the 11th April - but they fly the next day <nervous yet excited face>

I have spent two hours of my morning in Dental Savagery.......had a giant, cavernous hole drilled in me cabbage head......mygawd!!!!! now it's filled.....but needs a crown eventually - to the tune of $1200. :angry: Oh, and plus, now there's mercury coursing through my body.... :blink: <not concerned>

Oh CHA - CHING!!!!!!!!!! :angry: ...hateful users of medieval mouth torture!!!!!!!!!!!! <_<

OMG - love your Old Tatt (Bev - dirty sounding :lol: ) um, jeans, sorry, too small here.....maybe Jenn can buy them......Miss Size Zero.

:lol: .....where ARE your spectacles again??......you'll note size 12 ,which I believe is a US 10 which would get Jenn AND Dr Light Salad in.

Janet - bah! on the stress!!!!!!.........fingers a crossing Monday :)

Ok, HOLD the coconut AND the bacteria in Patti's water please!! ........

ALLO is GARTH, GARTH is ALLO :blink: (Garth Brookes?)....but why Allo????.....where does 'Allo' come from???? :unsure:

GUYS.....you may want to look away NOW....................

Kitty Will is getting neutered tomorrow (awwww) ...SCHHHH!!!!! <he knows NOTHING>

jerseyangel Proficient
ALLO is GARTH, GARTH is ALLO :blink: (Garth Brookes?)....but why Allo????.....where does 'Allo' come from???? :unsure:

I have no idea :lol: I have a nickname for just about everybody! No rhyme or reason to it :P

Ooh--poor unsuspecting Will :( Bet you're having trouble looking him in the eye tonight :o

Mtndog Collaborator

Janet- POO on the surgery. Lots of ice cream for after?

YES!! Great idea, Janet!! We'll send Bev out on the ice in full uniform, and sick'er on these HEINOUS girls. She'll be covered in padding and helmet--everyone will think she's a thirteen-year old bantam player. Bev, you can stab them with yer picc line!! That'll scare the sh!t out of 'em...I can just hear the big, bullying forward clambouring off the ice..."Holy crap!! Don't get near that one with the flowing hair and mad stare...she bloody STABS ya with something!" :lol::rolleyes:

One thing- I FREAKIN' LOVE YOUSE GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub: :wub:

A motley crew--eh? From left to right: Matt, moi, JP and Mark. My guys :wub:

OMG- Patti has a Man harem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Manarem? Harmen? Menhar?

Patti's new song: Housework by the B-52's!!!!!

Don't need a man to make a move on me

I need a man to move in with me

Don't need a man to treat me mean

I need a man to help me clean

Someone who's heaven sent

Someone to help pay rent

SOmeone to share dreams and wishes

Someone to help me do the dishes

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I have no idea :lol: I have a nickname for just about everybody! No rhyme or reason to it :P

Ooh--poor unsuspecting Will :( Bet you're having trouble looking him in the eye tonight :o

Patti you NUT!!!! :lol: (luv the new av :D )

T'is Terry that can't look wee Willie in the eye ;):lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
OMG- Patti has a Man harem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Manarem? Harmen? Menhar?

:lol:

T'is Terry that can't look wee Willie in the eye ;):lol:

:lol: Ouch!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Patti you NUT!!!! :lol: (luv the new av :D )

T'is Terry that can't look wee Willie in the eye ;):lol:

And soon there will be no lookin' at Willie's willy.


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jerseyangel Proficient
And soon there will be no lookin' at Willie's willy.

Gawd :P

elye Community Regular
:lol: All these nicknames. Actually, Allo's given name is Garth--but I started calling him Allo so much that it stuck years ago, so we consider that his name. :lol:

GARTH!! This is a FANTASTIC name for any animal....especially a cat, but would do nicely on a chihuahua or toy poodle... :lol: I LOVE it.

.....where ARE your spectacles again??......you'll note size 12 ,which I believe is a US 10 which would get Jenn AND Dr Light Salad in.

Nikki! Wait, now..... :huh:

Our size 10 is the same as the US 10, I am certain...and it is just an average, healthy size for a five-foot-five woman...

Mygawd....you mean a British size 12 is for fatties (excuse me...the "robust woman")?....I tried on a number of size 10 and 12 pants while over there, and they were only a bit big.....

You can get two people into a British 12?!.......uh, oh........ :unsure::blink::lol:

Janet - bah! on the stress!!!!!!.........fingers a crossing Monday :)

Janet! All you need do is instruct DS to pretend to be calm. :rolleyes:

I have no idea. I have a nickname for just about everybody! No rhyme or reason to it

Patti, you sound just like my mom. Her nicknames through the years have been unforgettable...As young kids, we were all called "Poop-nose", if you can imagine. :lol::lol:

One thing- I FREAKIN' LOVE YOUSE GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, okay, Bev...but ya can't love these girls tonight....you're there for a reason. Get ready to take 'em down............. :o:lol:

Patti's new song: Housework by the B-52's!!!!!

Don't need a man to make a move on me

I need a man to move in with me

Don't need a man to treat me mean

I need a man to help me clean

Someone who's heaven sent

Someone to help pay rent

SOmeone to share dreams and wishes

Someone to help me do the dishes

:lol::lol:

This sounds like a dream man. Perhaps Kissey's profile. C'mon, Susie....he can't do all these things, too.......:disbelieving,jealousface:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Janet! All you need do is instruct DS to pretend to be calm. :rolleyes:

:lol::lol::lol:

OMG!!!! I absolutely DID try this today :lol::lol: . . . didn't work <_<

:lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
This sounds like a dream man. Perhaps Kissey's profile. C'mon, Susie....he can't do all these things, too.......:disbelieving,jealousface:

:ph34r:

he does the dishes every night

:lol:

tom Contributor
There is currently an advert repeatedly being shown on tv here for Disneyland.......everytime Alan sees it he shrieks ''I'm going!!!!'' ''I'm going!!!!!!'' :lol:

:D SO exCITing!!!!!!

speaking of Jenn - she did have coffee, which turned into dinner (sushi) and then ice cream w/ Dr. LightSalad last night....it was acceptable, she says, but not overly stellar. He is of good character, nice looking, I told her to be patient and give it a few more tries. ;)

You 'n' yer Kisseyboy set the bar too high for the rest of the unattached.

We are so excited to go to the cabin this Friday. Oh, did I tell you guys? we're going to MY family's cabin, w/ a real toilet, actual shower, a microwave, and ELECTRICITY!!!!! :lol:

Ahhhhhhhhhhh <happy sigh> . .. ...Ventana etc etc

I even miss Hwy68 and there's barely anything relatively good about it!

Oh! :o That Pacific Grove gluten-free bakery is called Central Ave Bakery, btw.

Ow to a caverned cabbage-head :ph34r:

(I've been putting off said Savagery for too long)

A motley crew--eh? From left to right: Matt, moi, JP and Mark. My guys :wub:

D'oh!! I missed an av? Grrrrrrrr

psawyer Proficient
D'oh!! I missed an av? Grrrrrrrr

It wasn't up for long. It was a photo of Patti and her family. It did provide confirmation of an earlier discussion: Patti is shortvertically challenged. :o

Just a short post to let everyone know I'm still around. Not the usual Wednesday, as we got our weekly delivery yesterday, as Good Friday is a public holiday in these parts.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Oh! :o That Pacific Grove gluten-free bakery is called Central Ave Bakery, btw.

:o

you mentioned this before.....it *might* be worth a trip into PG.....very out of the way, though. The only chance would be Friday on the way in.....I may call to see how late they're open that day........or send my friend Em in. She lives in Carmel Valley but was raised in Pacific Grove.....an idyllic life, an idyllic friend!

but I digress.......................

It wasn't up for long. It was a photo of Patti and her family. It did provide confirmation of an earlier discussion: Patti is shortvertically challenged. :o

:lol: Peter.......yes, or else she's living amongst giants.............

Weezer is staring, I must walk her now. :P

elye Community Regular
......or send my friend Em in. She lives in Carmel Valley but was raised in Pacific Grove.....an idyllic life, an idyllic friend!

Hey!!! Huh?!! :huh::huh:

Helluva game tonight...more later. Gotta go feed my awesome netminder.... :)

tom Contributor
The only chance would be Friday on the way in.....

Oh yeah .. . .I wouldn't leave Big Sur for ANYTHING either. If I could eat what they've got tho it'd be hard to resist while passing the PG exit.

It's not like (hehe) there's a San Jose gluten-free bakery. :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Yeah! So glad that everyone is excited about Alan's trip. You know, for some buffaol tenders (gluten-free of course), I can provide some EXTRA protection :P

And soon there will be no lookin' at Willie's willy.

:( 'tis a wee bit wee anyway.

Helluva game tonight...more later. Gotta go feed my awesome netminder.... :)

Did I do OK? Huh? Huh?

jerseyangel Proficient
:ph34r:

he does the dishes every night

:lol:

Of course he does :D

It wasn't up for long. It was a photo of Patti and her family. It did provide confirmation of an earlier discussion: Patti is shortvertically challenged. :o

B)

Helluva game tonight...more later. Gotta go feed my awesome netminder.... :)

Great :D Look forward to details!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Hey!!! Huh?!! :huh::huh:

Helluva game tonight...more later. Gotta go feed my awesome netminder.... :)

we look forward to details!

different Em. I am QUITE sure, from what we know of your dad and family, that your life was equally idyllic. B)

:( 'tis a wee bit wee anyway.

:o don't tell him that!!!!!!! will make it all the harder for him to let go of his manhood... :lol:

OMG. Ladeeeeeez.....can we talk about how evil your common, neighborhood pharmacy drug store is? Seems like a benign thing, right? but nooooooooo.........all sorts of new coloUrs, cosmetics, and smelly things lure the hapless female like moth to flame. :ph34r:

Gail and I used to wander among the cosmetics aisles for a couple of hours...finding all kinds of new pretty, pretty things....to make us soooooo pretty.......... :lol:

next thing you know, you simply went in to pick up your prescription, and you've spent $40 on.......what? :blink: some new "miracle" hair product(s), some lotion, some eye shadow, a new blush, bronzer, some nail polish, a waxing kit, a lipstick, a self-tanner.......

and then you got nothin' to show fer it :angry:

Walgreens - harrumph, pure evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :huh: (although this time I got out for under $30 and most were necessities)

jerseyangel Proficient
OMG. Ladeeeeeez.....can we talk about how evil your common, neighborhood pharmacy drug store is? Seems like a benign thing, right? but nooooooooo.........all sorts of new coloUrs, cosmetics, and smelly things lure the hapless female like moth to flame. :ph34r:

Ah Susie, you could be speaking about me and CVS right there :lol:

There is a reason why the pharmacy is located in the back of the store....we have to pass all the wonderful, shiny, sparkly, beutious stuff on the way B)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Ah Susie, you could be speaking about me and CVS right there :lol:

There is a reason why the pharmacy is located in the back of the store....we have to pass all the wonderful, shiny, sparkly, beutious stuff on the way B)

I KNOW!!!!!!!!! :angry:

:lol:

In spring time, it's worse.....it's even MORE shimmery and coloUrful and sparkly........and our urge to come out of our winter cocoons - more pronounced - - gads!!!!!!!! I shan't go back until......August, methinks...........

but what about Target??????!!!!!! even WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:blink:

jerseyangel Proficient
but what about Target??????!!!!!! even WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:blink:

OMG--Target! They get you as you walk in the door with the mouthwatering popcorn smell :lol:

Gawd! I could poke around that place for hours :o:D

elye Community Regular
OMG. Ladeeeeeez.....can we talk about how evil your common, neighborhood pharmacy drug store is? Seems like a benign thing, right? but nooooooooo.........all sorts of new coloUrs, cosmetics, and smelly things lure the hapless female like moth to flame.

Whoa, I hear ya.....but listen to this heavenly scenario: at our Shoppers' Drug Marts, we have a card that gets loaded with points after each purchase. After an accumulation of 35,000 points, one gets $100.00 worth of free merchandise. Well, I rack up those points in a couple of months, as I buy all of my shockingly expensive diabetes supplies there. Well, it is absolute heaven, wandering up and down the cosmetic/magazine/hair stuff/vitamin aisles, gradually filling my cart with FREE STUFF...

Ah, I love when this happens.....

Unfortunately, Shoppers Drug Mart does not carry frames.....no entertaining picture-sneaking.... :rolleyes:

A great, close hockey game. The girls were thrown all over the place by those HEINOUS AMAZONS, and still ended up winning 3-1. They didn't back down. This is such a great thing for young teenaged girls to learn, to experience. Sophie stood her ground (or ice), came out and challenged, and wasn't annihilated!! :whewface:

~alex~ Explorer
I think Terry & I are more excited!!!

There is currently an advert repeatedly being shown on tv here for .......everytime Alan sees it he shrieks ''I'm going!!!!'' ''I'm going!!!!!!'' :lol:

I would be shrieking with glee too! Disney World is magic -- so many good Disney memories from my childhood. He will have sooooo much fun. So excited for him and his equally excited parents! :D

A motley crew--eh? From left to right: Matt, moi, JP and Mark. My guys :wub:

I caught your family av while it was up -- very nice looking bunch. I feel like a lucky girl too when I'm surrounded by my 4 special guys (Ryan, Dad, bro, Grandpa) :wub:

Helluva game tonight...more later. Gotta go feed my awesome netminder.... :)

Yay Sophie! I bet she stood on her head! (I always liked that saying :P)

I've been busy at Colin's place helping him go 100% gluten-free. We had a tag team going today -- grandpa calling drug companies to check the gluten status of his meds(he declared that he was in desperate need of a stiff drink half way through :lol: ), me helping Colin go through his fridge/cupboards to clear out all the gluten, and my dad making copious lists of the new food and cookware he'll need. We made quite a bit of headway.

Ryan's family invited my my brother, dad, and grandpa to their Easter dinner -- isn't that sweet! So I will have all of my dearest loved ones together for Easter.

~alex~ Explorer
Whoa, I hear ya.....but listen to this heavenly scenario: at our Shoppers' Drug Marts, we have a card that gets loaded with points after each purchase. After an accumulation of 35,000 points, one gets $100.00 worth of free merchandise.

OMG . . . I know!!! I love the points system. I usually buy my makeup at Shoppers with my $100 of free stuff. I think I had $200 free stuff one magic Saturday!

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