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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Tomorrow is supposed to be moving day in the officer, everyone who is moving desks/offices will be doing so tomorrow....so an hour ago the movers showed up!!! Yikes..so the office is a mess right now, we have boxes and stuff everywhere, a big obstacle course and it just makes you feel so out of sorts....since everything is usually so organized and now it is just everywhere....


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elye Community Regular
...yeah right..........so she gyrates on a pole whilst the man poops in the chair???? :unsure:

I'll have to ask Tel if that's his idea of heaven :lol:

Man....it takes all kinds....Enough to make you hesitate to even be on the same city block as one of these gentlemen who were posting this culturally laden stuff....... :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Crackin' me up - any image featuring Absinthe is now ME!!!!!!! :lol:

Yes........and........I am now thinkign that maybe ALL regular participants in silly thread should have the word ABSINTHE in avatar caption. :lol: :lol: And then we can go into other threads and just make people wonder what in hell is going on.

Because, you know, I"ll tell you sumfin.........we just DO NOT get the appreciation and notoriety we so RICHLY deserve. :lol:

wackl!!!!!!!

Susies vile waste of the c - diff ....NEVER phart (without protection) if you have this

now DAT is the TROOF!!!!!!! I actually did not leave the house for a solid two weeks (I assure you, there was nothing solid about the whole experience... :lol::blink:)

Laughing out Loud . . . worth some calories, right? . . . but I'm having a root beer float . . . . . . I think I still lost gained, so to speak.

hmmmmm.........may cancel each other out - not sure......

Tomorrow is supposed to be moving day in the officer, everyone who is moving desks/offices will be doing so tomorrow....so an hour ago the movers showed up!!! Yikes..so the office is a mess right now, we have boxes and stuff everywhere, a big obstacle course and it just makes you feel so out of sorts....since everything is usually so organized and now it is just everywhere....

Amanda! Just stay in your office on the computer. Do NOT venture out!!!!!!!!

tom Contributor

:lol: I'm still chuckling at the av, Em! :lol:

Yes........and........I am now thinkign that maybe ALL regular participants in silly thread should have the word ABSINTHE in avatar caption. :lol: :lol:

THERE's a fine idea!!

(Pseuzee better be off deciding which Phaerie-related photo to use. Oh if only Richard were here - a minor eyelash-batting could lead to some AbsintheAnnie pictorial concoction!)

elye Community Regular
:lol: I'm still chuckling at the av, Em! :lol:

THERE's a fine idea!!

(Pseuzee better be off deciding which Phaerie-related photo to use. Oh if only Richard were here - a minor eyelash-batting could lead to some AbsintheAnnie pictorial concoction!)

Hey! We may not have Richard, but we got JANET......I think she can vy for the prize for most creatively massacred pimping of photos into astonishing avatars. Give here time, give her time....

"AbsintheAnnie"........ :lol: Sounds like the alehouse slattern in a run-down saloon of turn-of-the-century American West......

DingoGirl Enthusiast
"AbsintheAnnie"........ :lol: Sounds like the alehouse slattern in a run-down saloon of turn-of-the-century American West......

:lol: :lol: she said slattern

oh yeah Em, speaking of slattern, LOVE your av :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Only 1 more hour of craziness!


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tom Contributor
Hey! We may not have Richard, but we got JANET......I think she can vy for the prize for most creatively massacred pimping of photos into astonishing avatars.

No doubt! My rooomie in "Absinthian Destruction About Town" will always be revered by all avatar aficionados .. . .. but .. . . hmm .. . Gian-knit seems immune to a female's batting eyelashes. :lol::P

If Janet's got something to tell us, I'm all ears .. . Or is it eyes .. . :rolleyes:

"AbsintheAnnie"........ :lol: Sounds like the alehouse slattern in a run-down saloon of turn-of-the-century American West......

Why no "turn-of-the-century Canadian West"???? Just a lack of Hollywood appreciation?

It MUST have been quite similar.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
"AbsintheAnnie"........ :lol: Sounds like the alehouse slattern in a run-down saloon of turn-of-the-century American West......

I think I've seen her :unsure: ....is she a buxom bawdy babe who keeps a rifle behind the bar????

tom Contributor

OH!!!!!!!

Just saw that Richard's on the forum!!

Popped back in HERE expecting to see our Founder's name .. .but no. :(

Not yet anyway .... .

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I think I've seen her :unsure: ....is she a buxom bawdy babe who keeps a rifle behind the bar????

yes, possibly, but she is MAINLY the one who cleans the portable saloon toilet......the one on wheels that they roll around for the drunkards. :lol:

love the av, Nik

and Amanda put it in hers too!!!! :lol:

OH!!!!!!!

Just saw that Richard's on the forum!!

Popped back in HERE expecting to see our Founder's name .. .but no. :(

Not yet anyway .... .

He needs anotehr job.....one in which he really doesn't have to go any work but just play wif us..... :(

Darn210 Enthusiast
Hey! We may not have Richard, but we got JANET......I think she can vy for the prize for most creatively massacred pimping of photos into astonishing avatars. Give here time, give her time....

Oh . . . OK . . . no pressure . . . I'll get right on it . . . after I have another round of ice cream . . . you don't expect my son to have to eat all those gallons of ice cream by himself, do you??

tom Contributor

Hehehehehe Absinthe-captionation is all OVER!!!!!!

But heyyyyyyyyyy . .. ..I just noticed mine has a typo!!!!

Why didn't any of my silly buddies alert me to this forum version of broccoli-in-my-teeth???????? :angry:

Mtndog Collaborator

Hallo Sillies- I am laughing at all the new absinthian avatars and toilette chairs!!!!!!!!!! :lol: NICE!!!!!!!!!

If Bev can fit me into her busy schedule . . . we will be in Boxford from the 5th through the 11th or 12th. We will have some mandatory Bostonian sight-seeing to perform, but we're flexible at this point.

Yes- yes. Come visit!!!!!! I live 2 towns away!

And next year, we are talking about heading out to Washington to see my brother (West Richland) and spend a little time in Seattle . . . Jess's neck of the woods but apparently (based on her profile) she lives in the middle of Puget Sound so we might have to rent a boat.

Can I come? I've always wanted to live in Puget Sound (well, on an island in..... :P )

OMG - he said Chowchilla. :

HYSTERICAL

Absolutely NO confuzzlement here. Do not forget where you are, Sarah...this is, after all, the land of Penis Slings and Anal Glands.... :o:lol:

And Public Poops!!!!!!!!!!

Carry on sillies- I am feeling wretched due to some combo of Lyme/flu. :( :(

Ridgewalker Contributor

Welp, I'm back from the doctor. The problems with my eye are directly related to the sinus infection, which I kind of figured since- 1) It didn't get any better on the pink eye meds, and 2) It hadn't spread to my other eye or to anyone else in the house.

She did lots of hmmm'ing and uh-huh'ing while examining various facial orifices... noted that the amoxy had done nothing... and had her new colleague come in to look at me and ask a zillion questions... They consulted for a few minutes, flipping through my (5 pound) chart... and said...

You have quite a history of being susceptible to infection and unresponsive to antibiotics. You really... really... really... need to quit smoking. And go off dairy. You're already gluten-free, you can handle quitting dairy, too.

Holy flaming panic attack, Batman!!!!!!!!

I have been with this doctor for many years, I love and respect her very much. I like her new colleague, too. But I don't know how I'm gonna do this, especially the smoking!!!

They also put me on 2 weeks of doxycycline. Kind of seemed to be a last ditch effort before switching to the big guns (i.e. the really expensive abx.) Neither of them seemed to think the doxy would do much good, but want to try it just in case.

I may have trouble bringing the phunny for a while.

Darn210 Enthusiast

OK, OK, I fixed my caption . . .succumbing to the peer pressure . . . everyone else was doing it . . .

Hey Tom, you've got a typo in your caption, spinach in your teeth, your zipper's down, there's toilet paper stuck to the bottom of your shoe, and your mascara is smudge . . . WAIT!!! WHAT??!!?? :lol::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
You have quite a history of being susceptible to infection and unresponsive to antibiotics. You really... really... really... need to quit smoking. And go off dairy. You're already gluten-free, you can handle quitting dairy, too.

Holy flaming panic attack, Batman!!!!!!!!

I have been with this doctor for many years, I love and respect her very much. I like her new colleague, too. But I don't know how I'm gonna do this, especially the smoking!!!

Oh POOPY COW!!!! Sarah!!! (And a Poopy Cow for you, too, Bev!!)

Sarah, sounds like you and Tom need a nonsmoking pact . . . I said PACT not PACK!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
Oh POOPY COW!!!! Sarah!!! (And a Poopy Cow for you, too, Bev!!)

Indeed! My poor Sillies--this is unacceptable :angry:

tom Contributor

Aw Bev - may this wretchedness begone asap!!

You have quite a history of being susceptible to infection and unresponsive to antibiotics. You really... really... really... need to quit smoking. And go off dairy. You're already gluten-free, you can handle quitting dairy, too.

2 things .. .no, 3 things .. ..no .. ..2 things

1) I recommend NOT replacing dairy w/ soy products! :ph34r:

I use Pacific brand Hazelnut milk for cereal. Mmmmmm

There are all sorts of goat cheeses that could be fine. I love the basic chevre, but some feta, gouda, & mozzarella have been fan-f******-tastic and more closely resemble, or, really I can safely say exCEED, the cow versions.

2) We DO know we should quit smoking. :(

I get a weird slight-panic feeling in my chest when I think of going w/out. I hate how so many situations won't feel right w/out lighting up.

It's just GOTTA be done .. . .. .and I'm closer to ready all the time.

Hey Tom, you've got a typo in your caption, spinach in your teeth, your zipper's down, there's toilet paper stuck to the bottom of your shoe, and your mascara is smudge . . . WAIT!!! WHAT??!!?? :lol::lol:

:o :embarrassedredface:

:lol: :lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor
Aw Bev - may this wretchedness begone asap!!

2 things .. .no, 3 things .. ..no .. ..2 things

1) I recommend NOT replacing dairy w/ soy products! :ph34r:

I use Pacific brand Hazelnut milk for cereal. Mmmmmm

There are all sorts of goat cheeses that could be fine. I love the basic chevre, but some feta, gouda, & mozzarella have been fan-f******-tastic and more closely resemble, or, really I can safely say exCEED, the cow versions.

2) We DO know we should quit smoking. :(

I get a weird slight-panic feeling in my chest when I think of going w/out. I hate how so many situations won't feel right w/out lighting up.

It's just GOTTA be done .. . .. .and I'm closer to ready all the time.

Yeah, the more I read about soy, the less I want it. :ph34r:

I will definitely try the hazelnut milk! I gotta have my Erewhon Brown Rice and Berries. :lol: And now Rice Chex is gluten-free, yay!

For the mozzarella... will it say "goat mozzarella" or something? I assume you can get this at Whole Foods? Goat cheese still has casein, right? But it's got less, or something? Or a slightly different kind?

I guess I'll go strictly dairy-free for awhile, and see what happens. But if it's going to be long term, I'm definitely going to be looking at some alternatives. No more mac and cheese. :( And chocolate! God help me.

The cigarettes, yeah... *sigh* I had actually run out when I went to my appt. So I was like, should I buy any more? I had to go to the store to get some odds and ends, was just about to check out, was having a nic fit, and nearly hyperventilated at the thought of not having a cigarette when I got out of the store. (I know how pathetic that is, but it's the truth.) So I did buy ONE pack, decided to give myself that long to get used to the idea, and when it's gone... it's gone.

Yeah, I'm kinda depressed about it right now.

Darn210 Enthusiast

Sarah . . . enjoy life chocolate chips and kinni-toos . . . for your choc fix.

Ridgewalker Contributor
Sarah . . . enjoy life chocolate chips and kinni-toos . . . for your choc fix.

Bless you! :lol: I didn't know about the chips, and totally forgot that K-toos (as they are affectionately called in my house ;) ) are dairy free! Whew, there's something at least.

jerseyangel Proficient

The Enjoy Life Chips are fabulous! I also love their Mambo Trail Mix. And the Snickerdoodles. :P

I'm dairy free, also, and use Pacific Foods Almond and Rice milks. The Vanilla Almond makes delicious chocolate and butterscotch pudding (I use Jello cook and serve). I have a recipe that I came up with for scalloped potatoes using the Plain Rice milk-- let me know if you want it.

Darn210 Enthusiast

And don't forget, Hershey's Cocoa (although, as a forum, we're kind of anti-Hershey's right now . . . so wear a disguise . . . :ph34r: )

Oh and cigarettes . . . do they still make those candy ones? :lol: . . . Probably not . . . uber politically incorrect . . . :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

I use Nestle's cocoa--one of my favorite chocolate fixes is Nestle's Cocoa, sugar in the raw and Vanilla Almond milk in a mug, microwaved 2 minutes. Yum :P

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