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jerseyangel Proficient
But then the way you all spell on here.........maybe I do fit in B)

:lol: Of course you fit in!!! And we all know what you meant--it was a funny word, so of course we had to run with it :D We can't help it B)

W(i)lhelm Schmidt was my Grandfather's name (I kid ye not)...but I never knew he was such a lothario :lol:

Well how do ya like that! :o

Did you have a nice visit with yer mum, Nikki?


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Jestgar Rising Star
:lol: Of course you fit in!!! And we all know what you meant--it was a funny word, so of course we had to run with it :D We can't help it B)

Yes, thank you for that! How else would we have learned about Nikki's raucous relative?

jerseyangel Proficient
Yes, thank you for that! How else would we have learned about Nikki's raucous relative?

:lol: Exactly!

jerseyangel Proficient
:lol: :lol: I always liked "underwhelmed". "You know that was pretty good, but honestly, I'm a little underwhelmed," she thought as she counted the tiles on the ceiling" :P

That one almost got by me :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Hi, Susie!

Oh, crrrrrrrrraaaaaap.....

I'm so sorry you've got this crap goin' on.

I just keep wanting to say, what can I do? But of course, you're not just next door! Again, though, we know you've got your David, now....this makes me feel much better.

My David. :wub: He is a miracle......takes unbelievably good care of me.

New av from Vegas to arrive.....soon? he has all the pictures in his camera. Mygawd - wish you could see them all......... :lol:

WELCOME home susie Q

I so agree. It's hard to pack for us to go............and I ALWAYS need at least a week to re-group.

You'll be fine........hugs, love and kisses to Annie.

Judy

thanks honey. :) Vegas is CRAZY.......I'm still in recovery. Slept in today and feel MUCH better - slept beautifully last night.......so no crying today, I'm pretty sure.

Annie was a PERFECT little angel at Grandma's. But - when I arrived to pick her up - -a good ten solid minutes of frolicking, whining, shrieking, biffing, howling, crying. Oh, and Annie was happy to see me, too. :lol:

I would have you guys over EVERYDAY if we lived closer. Sigh- it does get lonely when everyone around you has a job........Law and Order only goes so far!!!!!

OMG - and we WOULD come over every day, bring you treats and absinthe and make you laugh when yer feeling huma wormy. :P

That's very sweet that you think about Colin and how he's doing. He's had his peaks and valleys which is to be expected I guess but definite overall improvement. Good story . . . Colin called me today to say that he couldn't stand the gluten-free diet anymore and didn't think it was worth it. Of course I was upset and worried and begged him not to do it. He let me go on for a couple of minutes and then interrupted me with . . . April Fools! His sense of humour coming out is definitely a good sign!

Alex - this is such good news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

April really IS a good month for everyone on here!

In my world, April brings me the birthday of sweet niece # 1, the 39th anniversary of my wonderful parents, and birthday #27 for Eric!

Susie, Hope you have some time to recover from your trip!!!

LAURA!!!!!!! so fleeting! come back! :)

Good Morning, Sillies!

Well, your splendid winds have made their way up here, Amanda...the trees are being buffeted about like crazy. Gus is standing out in the yard, snuffling and sneezing--quite phunny!

All the talk about birthdays, and I never once even THOUGHT ABOUT my DH's, which falls on the 9th. Gad......another subscription to Runner's World? New putter? New shaving bag? Ugh, men........

<_< MEN. I know. Women are SO easy to shop for....just give us something shiny, a wardrobe addition, or something yummy-smelling.......

Patti

A. Coming over for fresh bread

B. You remind me so much of my mom- I think it's that you have a similar personality and Allo looks like our first kitty and my mom was always playing with the cat and getting bit.

:wub: that is so cute!

Bev - ceiling tiles :lol:

part two coming up........

elye Community Regular
Yes, Allo is a might spunkier lately...I think the suppliments are agreeing with him :)

This is SO great...Patti, are you giving him glucosamine?

How did you know Emily??...

W(i)lhelm Schmidt was my Grandfather's name (I kid ye not)...but I never knew he was such a lothario

:lol::lol:

OMG.....So.....THAT was your grandfather?!!

Keeping a safe distance from my cats.........carry on SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!

Me, too....somefin' in the air. Our big male tom cannot be bothered to claw or bite anything...just wants to lie in the sun. Our little Tess, however, is so lovely, but only takes so much from Gus...she will eventually catch him across the nose with a claw when he's nudging her to play with him. Then this massive, curly dog comes to me, whining plaintively.... :rolleyes:

So!! I'm working on a painting project. My mom has, for whatever the reason and for as long as I can remember, always spilled stuff onto her ample bosom when eating--we kid her about it all the time. So, for many years she has walked around the house with a napkin tucked in her blouse to catch soup/sauce/egg/whatever. This later became washcloths or clean dishrags that she'd tuck in at meals. Well, for her eightieth, I am painting a HUGE, terry bib that my sister nicked from the hospital. It will go down past my little mother's hips, I am certain. On it I am painting, from the neck to the top of the legs, a Cindy Crawford-type body in a bikini, and it will be quite realistic.

HA!! Can't wait for her to wear this down to the dining room at their residence....

I must finish it, and put up a pic of it........ :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
This is SO great...Patti, are you giving him glucosamine?

So!! I'm working on a painting project.

Yeah--he's on Cosequin for Cats--it's glucosamine/chondroitin capsules that I get from the Vet....it's tuna and chicken flavored and he loves it. I sprinkle the contents of the capsule over his food in the morning and he dives in--food bouncing out of the bowl all over the place :P

Hey--whatever works! ;)

Your mom's bib! OMGawd I can't wait to see it! That's hilarious!

But hey--whatever works :D


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Just checkin' in . . . got nuttin' silly . . . head is completely empty . . . hmmmmm :blink:

I'm starting the spring break packing/baking process. Have to bake snacks for the car (Gawd help me, the choc chip cookies turned out fantabulous!!). Driving starts first thing Friday morning. Should get there sometime on Saturday. Will have computer access so I will be able to check in, but will also have a busy schedule!!!

So . . . :ph34r: . . . Sarah seems to be keeping a low profile . . . How's that no smokin' thang goin', Sarah???!!!!????

Emily, painting bibs . . . you know, you could probably make a lot o' money painting bibs . . . I thought you were going to say you were going to paint it to look like she had already spilled her sauces/soups and such on it.

Bev - underwhelmed - :lol::lol::lol:

Susie - glad you're feeling better

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elye Community Regular
Emily, painting bibs . . . you know, you could probably make a lot o' money painting bibs . . . I thought you were going to say you were going to paint it to look like she had already spilled her sauces/soups and such on it.

Now THAT is just as phunny!! :lol::lol:

I forgot about your trip, Janet. You're heading out to Bev Country, n'est-ce pas? She just mentioned something about having us all over. No fair! You get to really go!! :rolleyes:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Well----- re read my post :blink: and of course you all don't know what I was saying..........most don't know I can't spell :ph34r: and then you add in dyslexia and you have..............A JUDY POST :lol:

what I MEANT WAS ...........vegas OVER WHELMED ME...........WITH THE FLASHING BRIGHT LIGHTS AND ALL THE SOUNDS ........UCK. AT LEAST THAT'S ME.

But then the way you all spell on here.........maybe I do fit in B)

:lol: Judy - you NUT! fit in???????????????? sheesh, as well or better than any of us!!!!!!!!!

What's with everyone's cats? :huh:

How did you know Emily??...

W(i)lhelm Schmidt was my Grandfather's name (I kid ye not)...but I never knew he was such a lothario :lol:

JUDY!! We knew what you meant in your posts (Judy post :lol: )

Got nowt funny - slow brain day - need chocolate - not allowed - harumphffff :angry:

OMG :lol: The randy old guy..........

she said nowt funny. :lol:

All right my sillies, thank you for your kind thoughts and caring.......I am here - but not much time today - lots of transcribing. Yes, Brad has thrown tapes o'er the fence (our very sophisticated delivery system - a hoot as they probably think 'tis some kind of drug deal here in Stepford).

Where is Tom? is he not well? should I read the worm post? :unsure:

carry on!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need Patti to come over here and make bread for me. I"ll get yer ticket. ;)

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OMG - the phone rang - - I left - - you all saw DingoGirl writing and thought there would be a tome.... luckily for you, there is not. :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Where is Tom? is he not well? should I read the word post? :unsure:

I've checked the wormy thread . . . he's not there either . . . hope he didn't open a can of worms with that Humaworm stuff!!!!!

tom Contributor

Hi all. I've been in & out of Sillyville since morning but felt too tired to type much.

Not sure if it's all from humaworm or what. (pronounced like human)

Cheated pretty big-time yesterday. Figured last week's cookies didn't do anything so wth.

I've got a few replies etc but they're coming along slowly. Full sentences aren't popping to mind so well.

elye Community Regular
Hi all. I've been in & out of Sillyville since morning but felt too tired to type much.

Ahhhhh, poop......Feel better, Ptaum....

Just thinking that perhaps I should, along with painting trompe l'oieul bikini bodies on bibs, whip up some head gear that one can wear on the face, hajib-style, with a bright, smiling, happy face beaming forth. Hey, my mom needs Elle MacPherson, others need a happy face..... :rolleyes:;)

tom Contributor
The kicker (and something I can't believe I'm the only one in my family remembering) is that several years ago she saw a Kinesiologist who put her on a diet that omitted gluten among other things. She reported then that she felt the best she had ever felt. Slowly as she reintroduced other foods, she began this horrible spiral downward. She hates conventional doctors and won't seek testing--her husband is no help at all. I have appealed to him every way I know how. I've hit a brick wall....

Oh Patti .. . . .. . :( I get a little tear in the corner of my eye from this. I don't know what to say.

It reminds me a little of when I was a non-believer.

And spiraling.

There's a word/condition that may apply.

Anosognosia: A diminished self-awareness of problems, resulting from information processing difficulties.

I think it can manifest as "well, this is just the way it is" - or 'things are'; or 'I am'.

And so it sadly demotes the priority to try to get better.

*****

So .. ... .considering roommate John's and Kissey

Ridgewalker Contributor
So . . . :ph34r: . . . Sarah seems to be keeping a low profile . . . How's that no smokin' thang goin', Sarah???!!!!????

Terrible! I have been doing just terrible! (Which means that I've been smoking a lot.) :ph34r: So I said the hell with this crap, and went and got some Nicoderm patches this afternoon.

Now armed with patches and super-mega-size packs of Wrigley's gum, I expect to be able to report something closer to success shortly! I'm pretty determined for this to work. It's dangerous to smoke with a patch on, plus I spent my cigarette money on the patches. :blink:

On the upside, the doxy seems to be kicking this sinus infection's ass (finally.) It's making me break out, and I'm having some photosensitivity, but I don't care. I'll put up with that for a couple weeks to get rid of this stupid infection.

I wish I had a cat. I love my dog, but I am totally a cat person. They draw blood so casually, and then there's that LOOK they give you when you yelp. That look that says, "What? You had it comin'. Don't be such a whiner baby."

Ridgewalker Contributor
I'd go on but it's all too much a downer for Sillyville

(((Hugs))) I know the thread founder isn't here to consult, I do believe that Sillyville has evolved into a place where we are also all welcome to rant, rave, and vent as needed!!!

Friends are here for the ups AND the downs! :wub:

I don't think anybody should feel the need to apologize for the downs. Who needs guilt on top of everything!?!?!?!

Darn210 Enthusiast
(((Hugs))) I know the thread founder isn't here to consult, I do believe that Sillyville has evolved into a place where we are also all welcome to rant, rave, and vent as needed!!!

Friends are here for the ups AND the downs! :wub:

I don't think anybody should feel the need to apologize for the downs. Who needs guilt on top of everything!?!?!?!

Awwww . . . look how sensitive and caring Sarah is . . . she's obviously still smoking!!! :lol::lol::lol:

But in all seriousness . . . she's right.

I can't believe (and honestly, I think my husband thinks I'm wackl) what good friends you guys are without meeting in person or going on outings and all that stuff!!

tom Contributor

Maybe the humaworm is really affecting my mind more than I originally thought.

I wonder if I can or should do the full 30 days. (Day3 now)

Or maybe it means that it's really working well - killing off nasties that then release toxins. . .. . .<sigh> I dunno ... .

P.S. And thx guys .. ..

Ridgewalker Contributor
Awwww . . . look how sensitive and caring Sarah is . . . she's obviously still smoking!!! :lol::lol::lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Maybe the humaworm is really affecting my mind more than I originally thought.

I wonder if I can or should do the full 30 days. (Day3 now)

Or maybe it means that it's really working well - killing off nasties that then release toxins. . .. . .<sigh> I dunno ... .

I haven't read the new Humaworm thread yet, but I do remember Carla saying that the first few days made her feel pretty crappy. But then it got better. Maybe it is the Humaworm, and it'll start easing up in the next day or two!

jerseyangel Proficient
I think it can manifest as "well, this is just the way it is" - or 'things are'; or 'I am'.

And so it sadly demotes the priority to try to get better.

Yes it does :(

Terrible! I have been doing just terrible! (Which means that I've been smoking a lot.) :ph34r: So I said the hell with this crap, and went and got some Nicoderm patches this afternoon.

Now armed with patches and super-mega-size packs of Wrigley's gum, I expect to be able to report something closer to success shortly! I'm pretty determined for this to work. It's dangerous to smoke with a patch on, plus I spent my cigarette money on the patches. :blink:

On the upside, the doxy seems to be kicking this sinus infection's ass (finally.) It's making me break out, and I'm having some photosensitivity, but I don't care. I'll put up with that for a couple weeks to get rid of this stupid infection.

I wish I had a cat. I love my dog, but I am totally a cat person. They draw blood so casually, and then there's that LOOK they give you when you yelp. That look that says, "What? You had it comin'. Don't be such a whiner baby."

Aw Sarah--sorry the quitting is slow going so far. You will prevail, I just know it. Great news about the doxy--I'm really glad you're finally getting rid of that heinous sinus infection.

(((Hugs))) I know the thread founder isn't here to consult, I do believe that Sillyville has evolved into a place where we are also all welcome to rant, rave, and vent as needed!!!

Yes--I think we've sort of redefined Sillyville. Support and understanding as well as rampant silliness. We have it all here :D I mean, nobody can be sillie all the time :huh:

I can't believe (and honestly, I think my husband thinks I'm wackl) what good friends you guys are without meeting in person or going on outings and all that stuff!!

Couldn't have said that better myself :D

Maybe the humaworm is really affecting my mind more than I originally thought.

I wonder if I can or should do the full 30 days. (Day3 now)

Or maybe it means that it's really working well - killing off nasties that then release toxins. . .. . .<sigh> I dunno ... .

I don't know too much about it, but it stands to reason that someone as sensitive as you are (as am I) would react to the different herbs and things in it. I would be really scared to try it myself.

It sucks that you're feeling so bad right now :(

elye Community Regular
. .. it's out 'n' out depressing to have such a brutal, explicit, uncompromised & unforgiving slap-in-the-face reminder of how far I really am from leading a normal-ish life.

And just how very much I lost . ..

Ptaum. :(:wub:

Big hugs here.....I can only imagine the pain of reading such petty complaints, situations that pale in comparison to the hell out of which you've brought yourself. But you have come a long way, Ptaum, from the time in your life when you were so ill....haven't you? You were very, very sick. Now you have some pretty good days, n'est-ce pas? Try to keep looking forward....I am certain that you lost a great deal, but you've got the rest of your life! ...And us to accompany you on the voyage. :):)

I think I've seen that 4 of 5 respondents have an April parent, w/ 3 of 4 the dad. Hmmmm

Each of us should have 1:6 odds .. . .brain failing a bit but I think we're at around a one in a thousand statistically.

Mygawd.....feelin' crappy, but your math-brain still whirs along, Ptaum.... ;)

I bet the acct's been disposed of (hey Em!! Phrasal voib right?) already, but I should check.

A phrasal voib of the highest order.

Helen, huh? Interessant....... :unsure:

Terrible! I have been doing just terrible! (Which means that I've been smoking a lot.) :ph34r: So I said the hell with this crap, and went and got some Nicoderm patches this afternoon.

'S'okay, Sarah. Whatever it takes! :)

I can't believe (and honestly, I think my husband thinks I'm wackl) what good friends you guys are without meeting in person or going on outings and all that stuff!!

I know. My husband knows I'm wackl.....

I haven't read the new Humaworm thread yet, but I do remember Carla saying that the first few days made her feel pretty crappy. But then it got better. Maybe it is the Humaworm, and it'll start easing up in the next day or two!

Yes, I remember Carla saying that things were pretty brutal at first. She said that the first time she tried, she had to stop after a few day because it was just too hard on her. The second time was okay....

Keep it up, Ptaum!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
So!! I'm working on a painting project. My mom has, for whatever the reason and for as long as I can remember, always spilled stuff onto her ample bosom when eating--we kid her about it all the time. So, for many years she has walked around the house with a napkin tucked in her blouse to catch soup/sauce/egg/whatever. This later became washcloths or clean dishrags that she'd tuck in at meals. Well, for her eightieth, I am painting a HUGE, terry bib that my sister nicked from the hospital. It will go down past my little mother's hips, I am certain. On it I am painting, from the neck to the top of the legs, a Cindy Crawford-type body in a bikini, and it will be quite realistic.

:lol: wackl

It's a little disconcerting or disheartening . ..ah hell. . .. it's out 'n' out depressing to have such a brutal, explicit, uncompromised & unforgiving slap-in-the-face reminder of how far I really am from leading a normal-ish life.

And just how very much I lost . .. [startRant] (did I say that too late?)

A couple semi-recent threads keep haunting me.

One was someone lamenting that it was annoying that celiac has affected his/her career.

Well . .. . .. I &^%$* LOST mine.

Another thread was about dealing w/ a small house. Again . .. .. I ^%$#@ LOST mine.

(Ok, yes, a condo, but 3BR 2stories & far closer to a stand-alone dwelling than 90% of the condos)

I'd go on but it's all too much a downer for Sillyville

:( I can SOOOOOOOOOO relate to this, Tom. You are not alone, and once again - -NO APOLOGIES IN SILLYVILLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had decades of the worst and most unimaginable ups and downs, as most of you know.....plus just decades of pure, suicidal depression - and more than 15 years of killer insomnia, resulting in SO much over-production of adrenaline all the time - it was all just so exhausting.......

So - despite the fact that has all pretty much (blessedly) passed, I know I missed so much, and am not normal. :( I am still just so.........tired a lot of the time. I don't mean the kind of tired that great sleep can cure....I mean - - broken-down-car-on-the-side-of-the-road tired.....as if those decades just took too much out of me......as though it was all a Pyrrhic victory - - won the battle at too great a cost. I don't have a lot of "staying power" - - -and no huge drive any more for a big career....I have become content, but rather complacent. I KNOW I want to do something......I just have no idea WHAT IN HELL it is, and the search for a job of any kind sounds impossibly wretched, draining, and even Herculean. I don't want ANYTHING like that experience at the art store - I just don't have that kind of energy for that nonsense at all......

I worry that Kissey will think it's just too nutty taht I don't have a REAL job.... :mellow: And that I don't contribute enough financially to this relationship......but he assures me he doesn't care a whit about this........ *sigh* :( I REALLY need to win the lottery. ;)

but OMG - back to Tom -

I think you're in a down phase, so don't over-analyze or over-think things too much....just wait it through. That Hummer worm might be kicking your arse....but from what little I"ve read of that thread and the site, it sounds quite hopeful.....

Hang in there. :) I feel confident that your future is going to be bright. Bev too, after she kicks the lymies and other buggers.

OH! BTW - Kissey got that email from that slut Helen also. :lol: wicked spammer girl.

and - - get OFF Yahoo personals - go to Match! IN your area - the pickins should be decent. Um, might want to wait until you get all the bugs outta yer arse first. :unsure::lol:

I don't think anybody should feel the need to apologize for the downs. Who needs guilt on top of everything!?!?!?!

:) exactly.

I can't believe (and honestly, I think my husband thinks I'm wackl) what good friends you guys are without meeting in person or going on outings and all that stuff!!

I know. We would have SO much fun and support if we really got to hang out. we ARE wackl :lol: As Patti said, the silly thread has really evolved into such a place of friendship - and who CAN be silly all the time?

Kissey and I were talking about myspace (he has a page - nutty) and I said - why would I need that? I already spend too much time online :ph34r: and plus, I have my sillies. :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Look at our nutty Emily - a silly infiltrating Jerry's thread:

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Welcome back, Jerry!

A whole year ago...mygawd. You and I were involved in a race to post 500--you cleaned my clock. rolleyes.gif

If you come and visit on the Tickle Me Elbow Thread, you can take part in the amazing things that transpire when you hit a big post number...'tis quite remarkable... huh.gif rolleyes.gif laugh.gif

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:lol:

:wacko:

and then.......Patti adds.... "bring your umbrellas!"

:lol: :lol:

we are gonna get in trouble from Scott. :lol:

elye Community Regular
IN your area - the pickins should be decent. Um, might want to wait until you get all the bugs outta yer arse first.

:lol::lol:

Yes.....I think I would request this, as a potential date......

jerseyangel Proficient

What's with this "Helen Johnson"? I keep hearing she's PM'ing guys on the board :angry:

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      Hi, I was recently diagnosed with Celiac and dermatitis herpetiformis after years of suffering without answers. I lost my mind. I lost my job. I lost so much time. I lost Me. Conventional doctors are opulent come near me and the one who did sat across the room, misdiagnosed me, pumped me full of steroids which collapsed my entire hip for 6 months. So without answers I began my holistic journey. Fast forward a couple of years and still struggling with a mysterious whole body itchy, crawling “skin hell”, perfect teeth now deteriorating, thick hair now thinning rapidly and no more than a day or 2 at most relief….An acquaintance opened up a functional medicine practice. Cash only, I found a way. Within a month tests clearly showing my off the charts gluten allergy/sensitivity as well as the depletion of vital nutrients due to leaky gut and intestinal damage. dermatitis herpetiformis was more than likely what I was experiencing with my skin. I was happy. I thought this is easy, eat healthy Whole Foods, follow the diet restrictions and I finally get to heal and feel confident and like myself again very soon! 😔 Supplements are very pricey but I got them and began my healing. Which leads to the other major issue: not working, stay at home Mom of young kids, entirely financially dependent on my man of 7 plus years. He’s never been supportive of anything I’ve ever done or been thru. He controls everything. I’m not given much money ever at a time and when he does leave money it’s only enough to possibly get gas. His excuse is that I’ll spend it on other things. So my “allowance” is inconsistent and has conditions. He withholds money from me as punishment for anything he wants. Since being diagnosed, he’s gained a new control tactic to use as punishment. He now is in control of when I get to eat. He asked for proof of my diagnosis and diet bc he said I made it up just to be able to eat expensive organic foods. Then after I sent him my file from my doctor he then said she wasn’t a real doctor. 😡. I go days upon days starving, sometimes breaking down and eating things I shouldn’t bc I’m so sick then I pay horribly while he gets annoyed and angry bc I’m not keeping up with all the duties I’m supposed to be doing. His abuse turns full on when I’m down and it’s in these desperate times when I need his support and care the most that I’m punished with silence, being starved, ignored, belittled. He will create more of a mess just bc I’m unable to get up and clean so that when I am better, I’m so overwhelmed with chores to catch up that the stress causes me to go right back into a flare from hell and the cycle repeats. I’m punished for being sick. I’m belittled for starving and asking for healthy clean water. I’m purposely left out of his life. He won’t even tell me he’s going to the grocery or to get dinner bc he doesn’t want me to ask him for anything. I have no one. I have nothing. Im not better. My supplements ran out and I desperately need Vitamin D3 and a methylated B complex at the very minimal just to function….he stares at me blankly…no, a slight smirk, no words. He’s happiest when im miserable and I am miserable.  this is so long and im condensing as much as I can but this situation is so complicated and disgusting. And it’s currently my life. The “IT” girl, the healthy, beautiful, perfect skin, perfect teeth, thick and curly locks for days, creative and talented IT girl….now I won’t even leave this house bc Im ashamed of what this has dont to my body, my skin. Im disgusted. The stress is keeping me from healing and I think he knows that and that’s why he continues to keep me in that state. He doesn’t want me confident or successful. He doesn’t want me healed and healthy bc then how would he put the blame of all his problems on me? This journey has been hell and I’ve been in Hell before. I’ve been killed by an ex, I’ve been raped, robbed, held hostage, abused beyond nightmares but the cruelty I’ve experienced from him bc of this disease is the coldest I’ve ever experienced. I’ve wanted to give up. Starving and in tears, desperate…I found a local food pantry in our small town so I reached out just saying I had Celiac and was on hard times. This woman is blessing me daily with prepared gluten free meals, donations, educational info, people who know this disease and how they manage life and the blessings just keep coming. But it’s overwhelming and I feel like I don’t deserve it at all. He just glared and I know he’s going to sabotage it somehow. I don’t even know what to do anymore. I’m so broken and just want peace and healing. 
    • cristiana
      @Colleen H   I am just curious,  when you were tested for coeliac disease, did the doctors find out if you had any deficiencies? Sometimes muscle pain can be caused by certain deficiencies, for example, magnesium, vitamin D, calcium, and potassium.   Might be worth looking into having some more tests.  Pins and needles can be neuropathy, again caused by deficiencies, such as iron and B12,  which can be reversed if these deficiencies are addressed. In the UK where I live we are usually only tested for iron, B12 and vitamin D deficiencies at diagnosis.   I was very iron anemic and supplementation made a big difference.  B12 was low normal, but in other countries the UK's low normal would be considered a deficiency.  My vitamin D was low normal, and I've been supplementing ever since (when I remember to take it!) My pins and needles definitely started to improve when my known deficiencies were addressed.  My nutritionist also gave me a broad spectrum supplement which really helped, because I suspect I wasn't just deficient in what I mention above but in many other vitamins and minerals.  But a word of warning, don't take iron unless blood tests reveal you actually need it, and if you are taking it your levels must be regularly monitored because too much can make you ill.  (And if you are currently taking iron, that might actually be making your stomach sore - it did mine, so my GP changed my iron supplementation to a gentler form, ferrous gluconate). Lastly, have you been trying to take anything to lessen the pain in your gut?  I get a sore stomach periodically, usually when I've had too much rich food, or when I have had to take an aspirin or certain antibiotics, or after glutening.  When this happens, I take for just a few days a small daily dose of OTC omeprazole.  I also follow a reflux or gastritis diet. There are lots online but the common denominators to these diets is you need to cut out caffeine, alcohol, rich, spicy, acidic food etc and eat small regularly spaced meals.   When I get a sore stomach, I also find it helpful to drink lots of water.  I also find hot water with a few slices of ginger very soothing to sip, or camomile tea.  A wedge pillow at night is good for reflux. Also,  best not to eat a meal 2-3 hours before going to bed. If the stomach pain is getting worse, though, it would be wise to see the doctor again. I hope some of this helps. Cristiana    
    • Me,Sue
      I was diagnosed with coeliac disease a couple of years ago [ish]. I love my food and a variety of food, so it's been hard, as it is with everyone. I try and ensure everything I eat doesn't contain gluten, but occasionally I think something must have got through that has gluten in. Mainly I know because I have to dash to the loo, but recently I have noticed that I feel nauseous after possibly being glutened. I think the thing that I have got better at is knowing what to do when I feel wiped out after a gluten 'episode'. I drink loads of water, and have just started drinking peppermint tea. I also have rehydration powders to drink. I don't feel like eating much, but eventually feel like I need to eat. Gluten free flapjacks, or gluten free cereal, or a small gluten free kids meal are my go to. I am retired, so luckily I can rest, sometimes even going to bed when nothing else works. So I feel that I am getting better at knowing how to try and get back on track. I am also trying to stick to a simpler menu and eat mostly at home so that I can be more confident about what I am eating. THANKS TO THOSE WHO REPLIED ABOUT THE NAUSEA .
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