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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient
Sillies---tis not a very good moment...the stomach cramps are happening....I had a snickers and some choc. milk....everything looked fine.......1 hour till I leave here, I would leave now but what about John?

Oh Gawd, Amanda--not good.

I have heard that Snickers, while gluten-free, have cc issues. I used to love them, but am now afraid of them.

Hope you're ok.


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elye Community Regular

Gad....anyone else having probs with the forum pages taking FOREVER to load? Nowhere else online...just here, it would seem....

Need a couple of little feet hanging from me chin...I could be pedicuring whilst I wait... <_<

Saw a couple of newbie names at the bottom, seeing what we're all about. Can you believe it - - they've come and gone in a flash! :lol:

The little bum blowing fringe out of one's eyes - - truly ingenious. We may be tempted to intentionally gluten ourselves, to bring on this handy side-effect.....

:lol::lol:

As I was out walking with Gus I began to think about the Stack of Laughs - - another ingenious thing - - and began to chortle away. Then I could not stop, as it really is hilarious, and laughed all the way home, as cars drove by, giving me a wide berth... :rolleyes::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Saw a couple of newbie names at the bottom, seeing what we're all about. Can you believe it - - they've come and gone in a flash! :lol:

Couldn't be because of lines like this, could it--

"Need a couple of little feet hanging from me chin...I could be pedicuring whilst I wait..."

:lol::lol::lol:

tom Contributor

Hi Sillies .. . ..nothin silly from me today. Feeling dull & bored & listless <I could make a what-to-pack list!> and wondering whether I should really bother going to Nevada tomorrow.

Nic&Nat perform their H.S. Musical saturday.

I know I should just go!!

Car should get a tune-up before the trip. Last one was the day before driving away from Phx.

<sigh> what to do, what to do .. . ..

jerseyangel Proficient

Aw Phatum, you poor thing :(

Maybe it would do you good to go--sounds like it might lift your spirits. :)

elye Community Regular
Couldn't be because of lines like this, could it--

"Need a couple of little feet hanging from me chin...I could be pedicuring whilst I wait..."

Or this:

"Okay, no poop or pee, but can it phart?" :lol::lol:

I know I should just go!!

Car should get a tune-up before the trip. Last one was the day before driving away from Phx.

<sigh> what to do, what to do .. . ..

Ptaoughmn! Sounds like you're feeling kind of overwhelmed at the thought of doing what it would take to go...and of course, worried about how you'll be once you are there....

If you can get the stuff done beforehand (pack, car things), then I say GO! Don't think about feeling crappy when you're there....you probably won't! Deal with now..... :)

It could be worse. You could be having to pack for two extra little feet, or a second bum... :rolleyes:<_<:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

I suppose the little heiny could hold an extra cigarette for you. Or the feet could kick you when you tried to smoke :lol:


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tom Contributor

LOL Jess! A butt for the butt or a literal "kick the habit" :lol:

OK, well I'm at a Meineke & it seems all I need is an oil change.

Gotta get smogged this week too (do all states do that now? Countries?) so I may end up needing that tune-up to pass.

Anyway . .. .leaning towards going. :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Anyway . .. .leaning towards going. :)

Just Do It :NikeSwooshFace: :huh::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
I suppose the little heiny could hold an extra cigarette for you. Or the feet could kick you when you tried to smoke :lol:

:lol::lol:

Just think, if you had both the head butt and the chin feet, you could kick yourself in the arse whenever you screwed up.

jerseyangel Proficient

With the little butt, you could be the poster child for "you don't know your head from your arse" :lol::blink:

Jestgar Rising Star
:lol::lol:

Just think, if you had both the head butt and the chin feet, you could kick yourself in the arse whenever you screwed up.

With the little butt, you could be the poster child for "you don't know your head from your arse" :lol::blink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I hope Em is collecting these for her precocious young son

jerseyangel Proficient
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I hope Em is collecting these for her precocious young son

Yeah--look what The Ripper started....Emily must be so proud :rolleyes:

tom Contributor
:NikeSwooshFace: :huh::lol:

:lol:

:angry: just had to buy cigarettes again :(

BUT!!! That's maybe the Last Time!! :)

(maybe one more time)

NO

MORE

AFTER

MONDAY!!!!!

[Activate Operation .. .... ...whatsit?]

elye Community Regular
I suppose the little heiny could hold an extra cigarette for you. Or the feet could kick you when you tried to smoke

:lol::lol:

Jack was saying that you'd have two little extra feet to dance with if you went with the chin-feet...If you went out drinking and were tired from tearing up the dance floor, you could go sit at the bar and continue to dance while having your wine....

The little bum could act as a billfold - - you could slide in money, receipts, written notes....

OK, well I'm at a Meineke & it seems all I need is an oil change.

Gotta get smogged this week too (do all states do that now? Countries?) so I may end up needing that tune-up to pass.

Mygawd..... :huh::huh:

You're getting....smogged?.....

Is this....a pleasant thing?...is it government regulated?....

....Something we may see a grainy videotape of on youtube?..... :huh::o

Just think, if you had both the head butt and the chin feet, you could kick yourself in the arse whenever you screwed up.

:lol::lol::lol:

Not an option. One or t'other......

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Brian: I ain't eatin' that!!!!

Me: Why not, they're good, you haven't even looked at one.

Brian: Well when Luke carried them in, I asked him what was in the bag. And he said, "Well I dunno, but they look like turds and they taste like turds." No thanks.

:lol: So I've been having to eat the whole bag myself.

:lol: little lemon turds!

gawd.....hope it's nothign serious over there.....the rash, etc.

As I was out walking with Gus I began to think about the Stack of Laughs - - another ingenious thing - - and began to chortle away. Then I could not stop, as it really is hilarious, and laughed all the way home, as cars drove by, giving me a wide berth...

:lol: mad, truly mad

I suppose the little heiny could hold an extra cigarette for you. Or the feet could kick you when you tried to smoke :lol:

the tiny heiny!! :lol:

Just think, if you had both the head butt and the chin feet, you could kick yourself in the arse whenever you screwed up.

:lol: Emily - please ask Jack just how LONG these tiny feet are, I mean, are they really quite dangly? or just barely sticking out from the chin? do they include legs? Calves? ankles? what?

OMG sillies - - I have a huge "structural" (i.e., face-changing) zit that is just below my eye - in the very sensitive under-eye area - - a huge thing - - making my eye swolt up....this is NOT GOOD - - am meeting members of David's family on Saturday...... :unsure: So now - - I have slathered a huge dollup of clay masQUE on it - to dry and shrink it - - pray it works - - :huh:

elye Community Regular
:lol: Emily - please ask Jack just how LONG these tiny feet are, I mean, are they really quite dangly? or just barely sticking out from the chin? do they include legs? Calves? ankles? what?

...Quote: Just enough to put little shoes on. My edit: On which to put shoes....

I have a huge "structural" (i.e., face-changing) zit that is just below my eye - in the very sensitive under-eye area - - a huge thing - - making my eye swolt up....this is NOT GOOD - - am meeting members of David's family on Saturday...... :unsure: So now - - I have slathered a huge dollup of clay masQUE on it - to dry and shrink it - - pray it works - - :huh:

Mygawd, Susie....this thing is becoming structural? Like, a buttress or a partition on your face? David's family will not be able to take their eyes off it. Hmmm....quite awkward. They'll lean in to kiss you politely, then freeze and stare.....

Bandaid?

Um....makeup won't likely deliver on this one...paint?

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Susie--Maybe you should skidaddle over to the EM makeup thread for advice on how to camouflage the unfortunate protuberance. :unsure:

At least it's not a forehead heinie....

elye Community Regular
At least it's not a forehead heinie....

Well...if it was a headheinie, you could just throw a little pair 'o shorts on 'em, and away you'd go....

:rolleyes::lol:

tom Contributor
...Quote: Just enough to put little shoes on. My edit: On which to put shoes....

Whaaaaaaa??????? I thought it was at least to mid-calf. Wasn't the word dangling used?

Um....makeup won't likely deliver on this one...paint?

:lol:

Is there a way to attach little eye-bibs?

Patti said unfortunate protuberance

(tom's reminded of male-specific jr high embarrassment)

elye Community Regular
Wasn't the word dangling used?

When? For the male-specific jr high embarrassment?

Sorry...mixing up my quotes.... :P:rolleyes:

You're correct, dangling was the modifier. This has gotta mean that at least ankles would be included...

Mtndog Collaborator

OMGAWD- Just lost longest post ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sigh.....I love the Ripper's questions!!!!!!!!!!!!

I chose the Butthead (Buttface?) option. You can grow bangs....with my luck, the feet dangling from my chin would be hairy!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Julie

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

laugh totem!!!!!!!!!!!

tom Contributor
Sorry...mixing up my quotes.... :P:rolleyes:

:lol:

Not to mention mixing the dangling w/ the undangleable :o

You're correct, dangling was the modifier. This has gotta mean that at least ankles would be included...

Chinfeet can't be attached at the heel can they??

Nahhhhhhhh .. . ..cuz THAT would be silly.

:lol:

tom Contributor
OMGAWD- Just lost longest post ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo!!

Such a critical flaw in the forum software. :angry: :sadresignationface:

No Magic Triangle or <cnrl> Z or allthekingshorses&allthekingsmen? Bah

I chose the Butthead (Buttface?) option. You can grow bangs....

<shhhhhh .. . .I haven't let on that I'd try a beard over my wee footsies>

laugh totem!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Mygawd, Susie....this thing is becoming structural? Like, a buttress or a partition on your face? David's family will not be able to take their eyes off it. Hmmm....quite awkward. They'll lean in to kiss you politely, then freeze and stare.....

:lol:

:lol:

LAUGH TOTEM - gawd :lol:

Well, not really a buttress or partition...in fact, I just pulled the THICK clump of clay face masQUE off of it, and it looks significantly better. So, I will sleep w/ this masque on ALL NIGHT and also wear it all day tomorrow......gads. Um, will I have this teenaged menstrual acne all of my life, or what? :angry:

BTW - the family won't be leaning in to kiss me politely..........gads.......um, another story but.....they're pretty attached to the soon-to-be-ex....... :unsure::huh: I am askeert........... :ph34r:

Susie--Maybe you should skidaddle over to the EM makeup thread for advice on how to camouflage the unfortunate protuberance. :unsure:

At least it's not a forehead heinie....

:lol: :lol:

no, 'tis not a forehead heinie......but, did I mention there's also a huge structural zit/undergrounder on my CHIN? well, at least, that's what I THOUGHT it was...........could it be..........the beginnings of little dangling feet? :unsure::lol:

Chinfeet can't be attached at the heel can they??

Nahhhhhhhh .. . ..cuz THAT would be silly.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hi Bevvy! POOPY COW on the lost post.......bah! :angry:

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