The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[tom]

King Peter, you must become involved in the manufacturing of dog treats made from bulls' genitalia, creating new, innovative shapes (fire hydrants, bones, cats)

(esp the hydrants)

The Ripper's latest obsession .. ..

. .. .

He has asked me to share the World Clock experience with Sillyville.. ..

we appreciate it

Yes! And for the vegetarian dog, Faux Shizzles

:lol: x1000!!!!

Yes, where is Ptaoughmhmnas the Ptancques Ehnghihn?

Gah that hurts to read :crosseyedpainface:

Every possible flavor of SunChips, and nothing else extra. What is the world coming to? All wheat for lunch???

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

BTW Em, I've thought you look cute in the pix I've seen. It's all about the smile

[blueeyedmanda]

Tis late but I needed to come share something.....if it was not for John's quick reaction I may not still be able to participate with my wonderful sillies....We were on the way home from the casino tonight when a drunk driver came into our lane and came barrelling at us at a high rate of speed. He had his high-beams on and all you could see were lights coming at you...John swerved out of the way hoping it would be enough that maybe he would just hit the side of the car....we were on a road where there was no room on either side.... well John was able to get enough out fo the way that he missed us completely......

Now I am on my way to bed.....Its almost 2:30 and although it happened 20 minutes ago....I am still a little shakey.

BTW I won 66 bucks at the casino....

[elye]

Morning, Sillies!

It is POURING here.... However, our gardens need this. I sure as hell don't, and Elsie just stares through the open back door with real trepidation when I open it for the two to go pee. Gawd, what else does this tell me about her compromised past? A real fear of rain.. . .

Perhaps she's just a girly girl - - doesn't want her hair to get wet and go into tight li'l curls....

Amanda! Whoa, a real white-knuckler last night! So relieved that you're fine....I'll bet you had trouble getting to sleep - - your heart rate must have been red-lining!

I've been pretty bummed out about yesterday's anniv of my going soy-free & how the miraculous progress didn't stick.

I'm so sorry about all this, Ptaoughmnhm.

Well.... .. .you still haven't given the cigarettes a good, college try, have you? I cannot help but continue to suspect them as a REAL culprit, here..... ..

At least he knew it would end.

This is the part that must be agonizing at times - - (When) will it end? Completely? At least if it is the cigarettes, there's that odd bit of psychological relief.. ..that it is siomething you are consciously doing... .ah, hell, I dunno.. ..just feel so bad for you.

Call that hypnotherapist!

[Jestgar]

Dang, some rough evenings for folks.

Tom, did'ya wanna borrow Lefty? He just licked the inside of my ear

[jerseyangel]

Amanda, make this a special trip for you and John. Don't worry about the flights. Just have a darn good time.

I couldn't agree more

At least he knew it would end.

Sorry 'bout all this Phataughm Believe me, sometimes I feel the same way.....

Tis late but I needed to come share something.....if it was not for John's quick reaction I may not still be able to participate with my wonderful sillies....

Thank God you guys are ok.

Perhaps she's just a girly girl - - doesn't want her hair to get wet and go into tight li'l curls....

Now THIS, I understand!

Mornin' Sillies....well, wouldn't ya know it--the new sump pump is acting up (woke up to a noise which turned out to be said pump working despite no water left in the hole) and now we have to stay here and wait for the plumber to come betwix 10 and 2 We had things to do before it rained....

[Darn210]

Mornin' Sillies....well, wouldn't ya know it--the new sump pump is acting up (woke up to a noise which turned out to be said pump working despite no water left in the hole) and now we have to stay here and wait for the plumber to come betwix 10 and 2 We had things to do before it rained....

Anybody else here starting to wonder if Patti is sabotaging her plumbing so that she can get phrequent visits from her young good looking plumber???? (Hope it's still under warranty, Patti!)

Amanda . . . YIKES!!! . . . Thank God you are all right . . . and a hug for John for being on his toes!!

Tom, feel kind of helpless here . . . let us know if there is anything we can do. Hope things improve soon.

We had storms come through last night. The lightening was phenomenal. There was so much lightening that the thunder just turned into "white noise" and we went to bed anyway. Tornado warnings for some pholks close by, but not us. Lisa, did you have tornado warnings??

[jerseyangel]

Anybody else here starting to wonder if Patti is sabotaging her plumbing so that she can get phrequent visits from her young good looking plumber???? (Hope it's still under warranty, Patti!)

Ok, you gussed it....now to think up an excuse to get Mark out of the house for the next couple hours.....

Yep--it's under warranty Plus, we have a service agreement with them--figured with the plumbing in this place, it was worth it.

[Jestgar]

We had storms come through last night. The lightening was phenomenal. There was so much lightening that the thunder just turned into "white noise" and we went to bed anyway.

jealous!! no lightening here.

Also jealous of Patti's plumber with the lovely ballcock!

[curlyfries]

Pheline is all that comes to mind here.

OK,OK.....I'll just say it........it refers to "p%$#@#"..........that bundle of hormones also panted at me and bounced up and down in his seat when I would walk by....(which sounds innocent until you actually see it)

Patti, that diver story was awesome. Hubby has been busy sending it off to all his friends ( both of us are scuba divers). Sorry to hear about your sump pump.....perhaps it was prematurely anticipating a phluid phenomenon......there's a phunny in there somewhere......hmmmm.......premature what?.....synonym for suck up...antonym for ejaculate........help me out here guys ....my silly sense isn't working up to par..... Maybe you're about to get MY phluid phiasco....did you notice my posts tally?

Amanda, so glad you are both OK, albeit a bit shaken up I had a similar experience when I was a teen driving to school...had to swerve off the road and was lucky I ended up between two telephone poles and not the other way around

Well, today is my DD's 23rd birthday. She has one foot in and one foot out of this gluten free lifestyle. She had symptoms as a little girl but we never figured it out....was told she had a spastic colon.....went into remission and now , of course.....IT'S BAAAACK!!!!!! (reminds me of Independence Day!) I guess I should make her a birthday cake. I've only made one since the "change of life"----gluten free change, that is----and it was dry . I've been off sugar for about a month and doing really well, plus the bonus of losing weight .I'm just afraid it will wake up old cravings . But I can't afford to buy her anything right now and she mentioned wanting a cake with candy sprinkles in it---(her cake of choice since she was little)

Oh, and my dog Zeus doesn't like to get wet either....doesn't even like to walk in wet grass. When we let him in, he has to sit before we tell him it's OK to come in. He can't even stand to put his tush down on the wet pavement .....tries to get away with hovering his bottom just a little above the ground

[Daxin]

Tis late but I needed to come share something.....if it was not for John's quick reaction I may not still be able to participate with my wonderful sillies....

Amanda, Thank God you guys are okay. I can understand the shaky nerves after that though. Hope you managed to get some sleep after all that.

So this week, I am so mad at my neighbor I could spit. Since the beginning of spring, he has had a robin's next above the light fixture near the back door to his house. We have enjoyed watching the birds and their activities. Monday or Tuesday this week, we noticed that the babies had hatched and Mom was feeding them. Wednesday as I was mowing the lawn, we noticed TO OUR HORROR that he had taken the nest down. WHO DOES THAT!!! Thursday, I got a call at work from my wife who had discovered one of the babies on our lawn. :( Why take it down at all...if you want to, why not do it months ago?

K...phinished venting now...thanks for listening.

[curlyfries]

We had storms come through last night. The lightening was phenomenal. There was so much lightening that the thunder just turned into "white noise" and we went to bed anyway. Tornado warnings for some pholks close by, but not us. Lisa, did you have tornado warnings??

oops

[curlyfries]

We had storms come through last night. The lightening was phenomenal. There was so much lightening that the thunder just turned into "white noise" and we went to bed anyway. Tornado warnings for some pholks close by, but not us. Lisa, did you have tornado warnings??

I don't think so. I lost dish service so no TV.....didn't hear a tornado siren but it was so noisy around here with all the emergency vehicles going by. That storm was a doozy...sounded like something was going to blow off my house . Poor Zeus was about to have a panic attack

[elye]

Wow! Feline ear-licks, spectacular lightning, potential tornadoes, sump pump failure....lots happening fer a Saturday!

And RYAN!!! Those HEINOUS neighboUrs!! Sounds like something Stepford would do - - or get her "help" to come and do, as a nest simply ruins the sculpted perfection of a pruned tree....that is just sick. I really am speechless....

Mornin' Sillies....well, wouldn't ya know it--the new sump pump is acting up (woke up to a noise which turned out to be said pump working despite no water left in the hole) and now we have to stay here and wait for the plumber to come betwix 10 and 2 We had things to do before it rained....

Uh huh.....now the lovely plumber comes yet again.....

....went into remission and now , of course.....IT'S BAAAACK!!!!!! (reminds me of Independence Day!)

Lisa!! What do I not know about Independence day?? We will be in NYC for it this year...wanna be prepared.....It just keeps coming back, right? Like, every year... .Um . .. like poltergeists? Do poltergeists appear during the celebrations? Throw stuff around?

[nikki-uk]

AMANDA!!!

Thank goodness you and John are ok

Anybody else here starting to wonder if Patti is sabotaging her plumbing so that she can get phrequent visits from her young good looking plumber????

Yes....the li'l minx

Ok, you gussed it....now to think up an excuse to get Mark out of the house for the next couple hours.....

Is Gussed it similar to Sussed it but whilst thinking of Gussets ???

She had symptoms as a little girl but we never figured it out....was told she had a spastic colon.....went into remission and now , of course.....IT'S BAAAACK!!!!!! (reminds me of Independence Day!) I guess I should make her a birthday cake.

Iwas also dx with 'spastic colon' as a child....now known as ole IBS

Went gluten-free with hubby - still get it (IBS )

Poor Robins!!!!!!!!

[curlyfries]

Lisa!! What do I not know about Independence day?? We will be in NYC for it this year...wanna be prepared.....It just keeps coming back, right?

Actually, I was referring to the movie....sorry, I wasn't too clear on that. When that alcoholic crop duster---who always claimed to have been abducted by aliens----does the kamakazee thing and flys his airplane into the opening of the mother ship and says, "I'm baaaack!"

[elye]

Is Gussed it similar to Sussed it but whilst thinking of Gussets ???

No!!

Gus (v.t): To frolic about in a haphazard, juvenile fashion, contradicting one's massive size and breeding.

[tom]

AMANDA!!!!! Yes, Thank God for quick reactions!!!!!

I cannot help but continue to suspect them as a REAL culprit, here..... ..

Except that I was smoking when I was feeling fan-*******-tastic for all those months.

I used to be silly all day, every day, right?

Tom, did'ya wanna borrow Lefty? He just licked the inside of my ear

Sorry 'bout all this Phataughm Believe me, sometimes I feel the same way.....

Yeah I know I'm not alone on that one, esp over on the OMG thread.

(Hey how great is it to see how well Rinne's doing? :) )

and now we have to stay here and wait for the plumber to come betwix 10 and 2 We had things to do before it rained....

Grrrrrrrrr

OK,OK.....I'll just say it........

hehehe I was just pullin' yer leg (or, as I learnt from knichohla, windin' ya up)

.....tries to get away with hovering his bottom just a little above the ground

Oooo a male hoverer!!

Gus (v.t): To frolic about in a haphazard, juvenile fashion, contradicting one's massive size and breeding.

Heehee Em - thought of you last night while reading about a new TV show ("In Plain Sight" w/ Mary McCormack)

When a hood asks, "Take me in, what for?" he answers, "For ending an interrogative with a preposition."

And Emily (and maybe other canucks?) - OMG I keep forgetting to mention this!!!!

"Wullerton" <ptui>

[curlyfries]

Just found out a tornado touched down yesterday a little north of us! Must've been the reason for all the sirens last night.

[curlyfries]

hehehe I was just pullin' yer leg (or, as I learnt from knichohla, windin' ya up)

yeah, I wondered about that.....couldn't see your face or hear inflections in your voice, and your emoticon didn't give it away........"is he joking?......serious?......Joking?......hmmmm........"

[Darn210]

yeah, I wondered about that.....couldn't see your face or hear inflections in your voice, and your emoticon didn't give it away........"is he joking?......serious?......Joking?......hmmmm........"

Oh yes . . . I recently ran into this same situation where the emoticonage was insufficient to indicate the correct tonal inflection of the wordage thus resulting in an erroneous interpretation . . . but I've "known" Tom longer and I knew he was messin' wit cha.

[elye]

Except that I was smoking when I was feeling fan-*******-tastic for all those months.

I used to be silly all day, every day, right?

I know, I know.....but perhaps it was yer entire system saying. "Whoa!! Okay, he's gotten rid of ONE major toxin! Man, that feels amazing! Wow...can keep this up for a couple of months.. ..then maybe he'll get rid o' that other poison - - Then, psychological Nirvana will truly be reached...." and your system is just waiting.. ..and waiting.. ..for the final move.... ..

Whaddya think.. ...? Does that make any sense a 'tall? I just keep thinking of my old university buddy....

... .Wishing you could experience the literal rebirth that she did.....

Ptaoughmhmn, you were hilariously silly all of the time, it is true...and quick...clever beyond words... ..we see that guy intermittently, now.... ..

Heehee Em - thought of you last night while reading about a new TV show ("In Plain Sight" w/ Mary McCormack)

When a hood asks, "Take me in, what for?" he answers, "For ending an interrogative with a preposition."

And Emily (and maybe other canucks?) - OMG I keep forgetting to mention this!!!!

"Wullerton" <ptui>

Gaaaahhhhh!! Ptaoughmhmn!!! Yer a Corner Gasser!!!!!!

And yes.. ..we need more emoticons to communicate our tone....

Janet and I want a Li'l Tongue-in-Cheek Guy.....

[DingoGirl]

Susie and Nikki!!!! You are invited to drop by my house ANYtime. I always tell my guests that the only thing I will guarentee is that they will have clean sheets on the bed . . . and if they've been here before, they may have to wait while I throw them in the washer first.

Really? okay.....be there next week......I DO demand clean sheets and a shower that's not too full of mold (have phobia of sink/shower/tub slime, also docks - you know, where boats dock - )

the phunniest thing - - I want to post but can't get teh exact comic to stay. But go to this site, and click on cartoons, there'll be a series of silly strips, go to cartoons, then click on more cartoons, then click on cartoons collection........see number one, w/ the dogs and the crap...... :lol:

Open Original Shared Link

I'm all alone here....where is everybody?

I'm talking to meself....

not to worry Paddeigh, a Silly is never far away.......

Yes, where is Ptaoughmhmnas the Ptancques Ehnghihn?

that DID hurt!

Went to a workshop that served lunch. I brought my own, but I was hoping to supplement with some chips or something. Nope. Every possible flavor of SunChips, and nothing else extra. What is the world coming to? All wheat for lunch???

I also did used to LOVE them sun chips.....

Amanda, thank God indeed you are safe and sound.......

Amanda, make this a special trip for you and John. Don't worry about the flights. Just have a darn good time.

yeah, what he said!

Dang, some rough evenings for folks.

Tom, did'ya wanna borrow Lefty? He just licked the inside of my ear

And Patti's got her plumber back, eh? More ballcocks.....

Nicola called Patti a li'l minx

Oh, and my dog Zeus doesn't like to get wet either....doesn't even like to walk in wet grass. When we let him in, he has to sit before we tell him it's OK to come in. He can't even stand to put his tush down on the wet pavement.....tries to get away with hovering his bottom just a little above the ground

Weezee really doesn't like to pee outside in rain, either. I think 'tis a universal fing w/ all dogs...I mean, really, would YOU all want to go outside, squat in wet grass and mud? I thought not.....

RYAN - - I am horrified at your neighbors and their insensitive bird-killing methods....I think I would probably go say something, if it were mine....... and kick their arses

No!!

Gus (v.t): To frolic about in a haphazard, juvenile fashion, contradicting one's massive size and breeding.

*snort: excellent (am conserving emoticons here or there would be many cackling faces)

Oh yes . . . I recently ran into this same situation where the emoticonage was insufficient to indicate the correct tonal inflection of the wordage thus resulting in an erroneous interpretation . . . but I've "known" Tom longer and I knew he was messin' wit cha.

we need:

:vomitface:

:sarcasticface:

:tongue-in-cheekface:

I forgot what else.......have just had a mojito

[DingoGirl]

........and forgot to say......

Ptaum. I do pheel your pain.

Am goign to send you an email or pm........later........finished my mojito, it's just SO decadent and celebratory, in the middle o' the day on a Saturday quite fun.

Kissey is taking a test........school will be finished in about - 10 weeks? and then - no more homework - - it's all play, all the time, for the kisseys.................

[Green12]

Amanda, thank GOD you are ok!

Patti, don't you hate when they tie your entire day just waiting for them to come?? Betwix 10 and 2 is much too much of a window imho.

Ryan, HEINOUS neighbors, poor little birdies

Hey Tom, sorry you are experiencing some lows of late

Janet, white noise?? That's a freaky scary movie...BEWARE!! that is when the dead try to contact you

I don't know what is going on with all the crazy weather, it's like the whole country is tornado alley at the moment.

Tis a beuatiful day here, and good news to report I am up to 45 minutes on my daily treadmill jaunts

[DingoGirl]

JOOOOOOOOOOOOO-LEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

45 minutes a day on treadmill??? dang, girl, that is quite something. I have a vague, dim memory of working out at the gym for like, oh, say, 20 years........... All gone now........... <I should go back > But anywho, good for you!

White Noise, a scary movie, you say? always looking for a movie that will ACTUALLY scare me, quite rare......

Have had second mojoto, and now on my way to Lowe's w/ Kissey. This should be fun. :lol:

See you wackls later!