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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Happy Monday Sillies!!

Too much maths going on here, my eyes, MY EYES!!! And my wee brain, can't take it :lol:

Emily, you are my inspiration!! And the Ripper too, I hope to be doing 5k's by this time next year! We have so many great events throughout the year, the Susan G Komen for sure and then the Alzheimers one that I walk in. I would like to run it though next year.

Nikki's avatar the Kisseys!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:

June Bat

Piggy Bug


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Mtndog Collaborator

Help- I'm going to get lost in a vortex...........I'm over 100 posts behind. Do I hafta go back? Susie- will you send the dingo if I get lost? :D:wub:

Wanted to poop in and say hello but realized I am in BIG TROUBLE cuz I ain't kept up. Hope everyone is not just OK, but SILLY!!!!!!!!

OK- going back :ph34r: :ph34r:

elye Community Regular

OMG, yes, Susie's wing span! Like something out of a naughty magazine....or a circus sideshow, perhaps.... :lol:

Jury duty for Amanda..... . ..you did not come across as insanely as we coached, now, did you? No twitching, grunting, sweating and screaming things about being Jesus Christ.... . .you may still be able to do this - - perhaps when they lead the defendant into the cortroom, you can shout some things about your undying love for him/her, er sumfin'.... .. .they'll be scrambling to install a replacement, and you'll be free!! :lol::rolleyes:

Mtndog Collaborator

OK- here's my 100+ post summary:

Yeti fecal matter has healing powers- gotta get me a PERSONAL yeti!!!!!!!! Ptaughm- please send the one in your av to me TOOT SUITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Susie's avatar is so pretty- happy Kisseys!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub: :wub:

Cod piece????? yucky toe nail clippings!!!!!!!!!! Ewwww....thank God I am not a pedicurist. I would vom-it!HOLY SKANKYHEADS is right!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom does NOT trust vegetarians :lol: :lol: The Ripper (the Rip now?) struck again!

jan thinks the it's Em's fault that her dog's knee is out of whack :huh::o

Annie had a PIZZLE envounter :lol:

Siouxie had a turret? Tourette's?

Julie- Say it isn't so!!!!!!!! Allergic to cocoa NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

OK- I give up- too tired..........

jerseyangel Proficient
OK- here's my 100+ post summary:

Sillie in a nutshell :D

Glad you're more or less caught up, Bev....I've missed you :)

Jestgar Rising Star
OK- here's my 100+ post summary:

hmmm, pretty sure there's a rule somewhere that multi-post recaps should be in iambic pentameter, or at least a series of haikus.

pizzle size, it does matter

tiny does not treat

Peter, send out the curlies

nikki-uk Enthusiast
OK- going back :ph34r: :ph34r:

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mtndog Collaborator
Sillie in a nutshell :D

Glad you're more or less caught up, Bev....I've missed you :)

I was just thinking I missed you guys too!!!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub:

Where's Alex? I think that she would like the expression we Yanks use for where Kurt and I were this weekend- we went Down East. it means the coast of Maine which is actually Northeast (up not down). It was beautiferous!!!!!!!!!!! And gluten-free!!!! well, I mean, not the whole region :P

hmmm, pretty sure there's a rule somewhere that multi-post recaps should be in iambic pentameter, or at least a series of haikus.

pizzle size, it does matter

tiny does not treat

Peter, send out the curlies

:lol: :lol: Ok- I HOPE I can iambic after 7 freaking years of being an English major:

When missing from Sillyville far too long

I must summarize in silly sonnet style,

But the trouble is I fear I'll get it wrong,

And look upon myself, and curse the while.

To put it together yeti poo rocks,

And the Kisseys quite blissful once again,

We fear cairns of toeail clippings will drop,

And land in our cod pieces or dens :ph34r:

It is true Jess challenged me to do this,

I say next time we let the Ripper try,

Cuz I'm tired and losing my hubris

Sad, chocolate Julie no longer can buy;

Among my sweet psilly friends I must stay

When I miss too much I am cursed to write

Tough poems after returning from Boothbay

Wracking empty head which just isn't right.

So in Sillyville I shall be forever

Or doomed to try this again, not so clever.

AND no EMOTICONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAH!!!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular
Glad you're more or less caught up, Bev....I've missed you :)

Yes, me too, Bev!!! We all have..... :wub: How are you faring? Very impressive, yer multi-page recap - - Coles Notes for Sillyville... .. .

hmmm, pretty sure there's a rule somewhere that multi-post recaps should be in iambic pentameter, or at least a series of haikus.

pizzle size, it does matter

tiny does not treat

Peter, send out the curlies

:lol::lol: Omg - - Jess has thrown down the gauntlet...... .. . .I'll need more time than I have right now to iambically pentametrize a Psilly Psynopsis....be back wif dat...... :lol:

Betcha jus' cannot stand to wait, eh? :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Mtndog Collaborator
Sillie in a nutshell :D

Glad you're more or less caught up, Bev....I've missed you :)

I was just thinking I missed you guys too!!!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub:

Where's Alex? I think that she would like the expression we Yanks use for where Kurt and I were this weekend- we went Down East. it means the coast of Maine which is actually Northeast (up not down). It was beautiferous!!!!!!!!!!! And gluten-free!!!! well, I mean, not the whole region :P

hmmm, pretty sure there's a rule somewhere that multi-post recaps should be in iambic pentameter, or at least a series of haikus.

pizzle size, it does matter

tiny does not treat

Peter, send out the curlies

:lol: :lol: Ok- I HOPE I can iambic after 7 freaking years of being an English major:

When missing from Sillyville far too long

I must summarize in silly sonnet style,

But the trouble is I fear I'll get it wrong,

And look upon myself, and curse the while.

To put it together yeti poo rocks,

And the Kisseys quite blissful once again,

We fear cairns of toeail clippings will drop,

And land in our cod pieces or dens :ph34r:

It is true Jess challenged me to do this,

I say next time we let the Ripper try,

Cuz I'm tired and losing my hubris

Sad, chocolate Julie no longer can buy;

Among my sweet psilly friends I must stay

When I miss too much I am cursed to write

Tough poems after returning from Boothbay

Wracking empty head which just isn't right.

So in Sillyville I shall be forever

Or doomed to try this again, not so clever.

AND no EMOTICONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAH!!!!!!!!!

Mtndog Collaborator
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:(

I'm here- my computer crashed while I was trying to post this:

Sillie in a nutshell :D

Glad you're more or less caught up, Bev....I've missed you :)

I was just thinking I missed you guys too!!!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub:

Where's Alex? I think that she would like the expression we Yanks use for where Kurt and I were this weekend- we went Down East. it means the coast of Maine which is actually Northeast (up not down). It was beautiferous!!!!!!!!!!! And gluten-free!!!! well, I mean, not the whole region :P

hmmm, pretty sure there's a rule somewhere that multi-post recaps should be in iambic pentameter, or at least a series of haikus.

pizzle size, it does matter

tiny does not treat

Peter, send out the curlies

:lol: :lol: Ok- I HOPE I can iambic after 7 freaking years of being an English major:

When missing from Sillyville far too long

I must summarize in silly sonnet style,

But the trouble is I fear I'll get it wrong,

And look upon myself, and curse the while.

To put it together yeti poo rocks,

And the Kisseys quite blissful once again,

We fear cairns of toeail clippings will drop,

And land in our cod pieces or dens :ph34r:

It is true Jess challenged me to do this,

I say next time we let the Ripper try,

Cuz I'm tired and losing my hubris

Sad, chocolate Julie no longer can buy;

Among my sweet psilly friends I must stay

When I miss too much I am cursed to write

Tough poems after returning from Boothbay

Wracking empty head which just isn't right.

So in Sillyville I shall be forever

Or doomed to try this again, not so clever.

AND no EMOTICONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAH!!!!!!!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
:lol: :lol: Ok- I HOPE I can iambic after 7 freaking years of being an English major:

When missing from Sillyville far too long

I must summarize in silly sonnet style,

But the trouble is I fear I'll get it wrong,

And look upon myself, and curse the while.

To put it together yeti poo rocks,

And the Kisseys quite blissful once again,

We fear cairns of toeail clippings will drop,

And land in our cod pieces or dens :ph34r:

It is true Jess challenged me to do this,

I say next time we let the Ripper try,

Cuz I'm tired and losing my hubris

Sad, chocolate Julie no longer can buy;

Among my sweet psilly friends I must stay

When I miss too much I am cursed to write

Tough poems after returning from Boothbay

Wracking empty head which just isn't right.

So in Sillyville I shall be forever

Or doomed to try this again, not so clever.

AND no EMOTICONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAH!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: Fabulous! Your parents' college money was clearly not wasted :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Across the pond, I believe this maneuver is called the "Piggy-Bat".

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh :lol: :lol: Yes but 'tis not where I learnt it..............

NICOLA! mind yer tootsies today girl........and OMG, I didn't know you could drink on the tube.... :blink: Such debauchery.....

Nikki...........now that I ponder this, I remember getting on at Camden Town and sharing the car with a loud, wanton woman, wild, curly hair flying about, dancing on the seats, blistered feet causing her to swear like a trucker.... .. .

Could it have been?.... ... ..

:lol: :lol:

Nikki's avatar the Kisseys!!!!!

June Bat

Piggy Bug

*snort* it's all good........anything that allows me to jump on Kissey's back and torture him a bit ;)

Help- I'm going to get lost in a vortex...........I'm over 100 posts behind. Do I hafta go back? Susie- will you send the dingo if I get lost?

Oh yes, Bevvy, I'll send the dingo.....problem is, I'll have to come wif her. Li'l Weezee does not leave my side.......'tis true........won't do a thing without my bidding. So - we're a packaged set. ;)

Love yer 100 post summary

hmmm, pretty sure there's a rule somewhere that multi-post recaps should be in iambic pentameter, or at least a series of haikus.

pizzle size, it does matter

tiny does not treat

Peter, send out the curlies

OMG excellent - Pizzle Haiku :lol:

We fear cairns of toeail clippings will drop,

And land in our cod pieces or dens

!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: OMG OMG OMG - this is Bev w/ Lyme Brain????????????????? good gawd......hate to see her at full speed..............simply outstanding, Bevvy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too tired to contribute, sillies..........was quite wound up before bed last night - got my cell phone and was texting Kissey from bed while he was taking an exam in living room........phunniest thing ever (I send about - five texts PER YEAR - am not a texter).............laughed my fool head off and got hyper and over-excited - was up half the night and told him - "don't you know never to get small children adn Dingo Girls too riled up before bedtime??????????? Can't calm down!!!!!" :blink:

so - tired today and it's Monday - - got naught - - no mojo - - I won't see my mojo again until thursday - 'tis the way it is.................. :(

but OMG - the prose - - so witty, can't keep up, ha ha!

psawyer Proficient
pizzle size, it does matter

tiny does not treat

Peter, send out the curlies

How ironic that this gets posted, and less than an hour later someone starts spamming the board about pills to enlarge ones manly appendage. Not that any of us here need anything like that. :D

jerseyangel Proficient
Pizzle Haiku :lol:

:lol:

Or I should say :mellow:

We gotta rev up that mojo of yourn, Souczie :D

jerseyangel Proficient
How ironic that this gets posted, and less than an hour later someone starts spamming the board about pills to enlarge ones manly appendage. Not that any of us here need anything like that. :D

I know--I was just thinking the same thing after getting rid of several of them :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
*snort* it's all good........anything that allows me to jump on Kissey's back and torture him a bit ;)

Just thinking that if I did this to Mark, I'd give him (another) hernia :lol::lol:

I just cracked meself up :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
How ironic that this gets posted, and less than an hour later someone starts spamming the board about pills to enlarge ones manly appendage. Not that any of us here need anything like that. :D

I sent him a pm - - "YOU EVIL MORONIC IDIOT LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" That was it - just in the header :lol:

We gotta rev up that mojo of yourn, Souczie :D

:lol: Excellent spelling, Pah-teigh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just thinking that if I did this to Mark, I'd give him (another) hernia :lol::lol:

I just cracked meself up :D

:lol: :lol: try it and see, you never know! *snort* what would Mark think, if you just jumped him? :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Obviously, this spammer must have nothing better to do today than to tell us about "pizzle enhancers????" Sounds like a personal problem to me!

jerseyangel Proficient
I sent him a pm - - "YOU EVIL MORONIC IDIOT LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" That was it - just in the header :lol:

That outta fix him :lol:

A persistant little bugger, I'll give him that <_<

elye Community Regular

Okay, okay.... .. .got two minutes, here, so I can write:

The subway's full of drunks in London Town,

Do watch your back, David, you're goin' down.....

Pink things prevail - -the tongue of Mr. Chow,

And piggy, and Nikki's blisters....yeeeOW!

The treadmill whirs away at Julie's place,

Amanda's sane enough for that court case,

King Peter keeps the naughty spam at bay,

"All members can be twice as big TODAY!".......

:rolleyes::lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
:lol: :lol: Ok- I HOPE I can iambic after 7 freaking years of being an English major:

OMGaaaaaawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bev with Lyme = Linguistic genius

Bev withOUT Lyme brain = I'm scared :unsure:

GADS!! It's good to have you back!! :D

How ironic that this gets posted, and less than an hour later someone starts spamming the board about pills to enlarge ones manly appendage. Not that any of us here need anything like that. :D

:lol: missed ALL the phun !!!

I sent him a pm - - "YOU EVIL MORONIC IDIOT LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" That was it - just in the header :lol:

WHAAAaaaaat??????????

You sent Kissey a text calling him whaaat??? :blink: .......oh wait :unsure: 'that' was to the Pizzle Enhanced Spammer (PES) :wacko:

:lol: :lol: try it and see, you never know! *snort* what would Mark think, if you just jumped him? :lol:

Tried it on Tel today

He said (and I quote) ''Get the f*

jerseyangel Proficient

Bravo, Emily! I've been waiting all afternoon with bated breath :D

jerseyangel Proficient
:lol: missed ALL the phun !!!

You got to hear PeOter say "manly appendage" :lol:

Sorry 'bout your little footsies :(

DingoGirl Enthusiast

hello goofs - -

a drive-by here, have not read the last few........but Gail has insisted I ask Nicola if she knows any single older Lords or Knights or Barons or anything like that, in England, of course.......she is deeply in love wif Nathaniel Parker and wants to know if he's an a$$-cracker..........wants Nik to find her a wealthy, charming, lovely titled older gentleman...........told her I'd get right on that

:lol: :lol: :lol:

carry on, back to reading.........

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