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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
Amanda, that just sucks. That woman is a real piece of @#$@%* work!

:lol::lol: Yes, Amanda! Exactly what PeOter said!!


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Mtndog Collaborator

Janette- :lol: :lol: :lol:

I think we will all have to go to Canadia Candida Canada for the Millenial Coronation of Queen Emily and HRH Prince Ripper as well as the royal pups!!!!!!!!!!!

Will we all be needing poodle haircuts?

:lol: :lol: GAWD- I hope not- my head is gi-normous and would be very emBAREASSing :ph34r: (Ever notice that :ph34r: <----- looks like he's wearing a leather mask? Hmmm....)

How happy does this make me to see Sillyville spilling over into our new Queen's "real" life!!! :D So incredibly cool that you ran off to tell Jack--and that he was so excited for you!!!!! Love it!!!!!!!!

"tis true- that is CUTE!!!!!!!!!!

How exciting Amanda! You must see the dolphins somehow, somewhere.

Yes- forget about this arse cracker of a woman at work and think of swimming with dolphins. You can return with a great white shark for her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patti, did you have some quality Sven time today?

I LOVE it! I actually saw a handsome PT today so I can start Svenning!!!!!

Don't forget--you're never really alone, you always have us :D

Absolutely!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub:

Hello, folks, just a quick visit.

Amanda, that just sucks. That woman is a real piece of @#$@%* work!

Pieter :lol: :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Oooh....Kurt sent me a funny!

Open Original Shared Link :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Oooh....Kurt sent me a funny!

Open Original Shared Link :lol:

:lol: Bev...I just sent that to Mark.

jerseyangel Proficient

OMGawd Sillies :o

We just had the worst downpour! It rained heavily for over an hour, there's a little water in the basement (because the back porch flooded) but it's not bad. Our road is completely flooded, cars are turning around and taking an alternate way.

It's unreal--I can't remember when I've seen this much rain in such a short amount of time. Mark is down at the street shoveling our landscaping stones out of the middle of the road.

Sump pump is working like a charm :D

Might hafta build an ark :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Hey--wait a minute......

This could be a direct result of what took place here yesterday--Emily's crowning as the new Queen. :unsure:

How come I got the fluid onslaught???????

happygirl Collaborator

Patti, we have that going on here too. This afternoon it was ridiculous....serious tornado warnings and watches everywhere. Round 2 of storms has rolled in. Yuck! Stay dry.


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jerseyangel Proficient
Patti, we have that going on here too. This afternoon it was ridiculous....serious tornado warnings and watches everywhere. Round 2 of storms has rolled in. Yuck! Stay dry.

I know Laura--I saw that it was much worse south of us. We were lucky, we only got the heavy rain--no thunderstorms or tornado warnings.

You take care :)

elye Community Regular
Sump pump is working like a charm :D

Might hafta build an ark :lol:

Bah! No need to call yer plumber, Patti..... :angry::lol:

OMG... .. ..could this Phluid Onslaught have something to do with the Grand 1000 Page Rollover?! :unsure: And why hasn't it come my way?....just Patti and Laura......what does this mean??

Another OMG - - DH took DD to a local sports store for their twice-a-year inventory clearout sale to get some new goalie pads.. ... .They were 40% off. Are you ready for this?

$320.00.

:o:blink::wacko:

I'm keeping her old ones for a raft in case the rains come north.....

Mtndog Collaborator
Sump pump is working like a charm :D

Might hafta build an ark :lol:

Well, in the event that any of us need to make an ark, here's

Don't forget your cubit ruler (300x80x40 cubits :P )

Tornados? Now THAT is NO joking matter.....would love to see one but from very very very far away. Laura, be safe!!!!!!

happygirl Collaborator
And why hasn't it come my way?....just Patti and Laura......what does this mean??

Means I've been sucked into the vortex!

tom Contributor

Sven sounds like a big buff blond masseuse that the ladies of Sillyville would enjoy.

We haven't seen Sarah in a few days. Hope she & family are fine.

Just back from WhFds - successfully NOT buying that which I crave.

No mo' "testing" Crave Bakery brownies, Pamela's choc chip cookie bites, ginger snaps, potato chips, fantabulous smelling on-sale strawberries & cherries, lurrrrvely <hehe> peppered turkey breast, etc etc.

Funny yesterday, on the way to TJoe's, I'm actually chanting "no chocolate no chocolate". <didn't get any>

It's probably been months since I made it 3 wks w/out trying something questionable - tho at first I had some great day-afters, it's time I wised up again.

About a week & counting .. ...

Amanda - is that b!tch sleeping w/ a hospital board member?

Jess, love the av!!

Patti's taking the brunt of page 1000 phluidation due to extreme post count?

Laura, I saw some DC area footage of a HUGE tree that had fallen on someone's car - I think while they were driving. :ph34r: Stay safe!

Em - DD outgrow old pads or just wear 'em out w/ all those saves?? :D

Pseuzee's still glutened I suppose . ...hope it ends soon darlin'. :)

elye Community Regular

Laura, you suddenly have multiple 7's in your post count....perhaps this is significant, somehow - - tornado-generating....Ptaoughmhmn! Need a formula, here!... . ..

elye Community Regular
It's probably been months since I made it 3 wks w/out trying something questionable - tho at first I had some great day-afters, it's time I wised up again.

About a week & counting .. ...

Ptaoughmnhmn! You and Susie can tighten things up togethah! :)

Amanda - is that b!tch sleeping w/ a hospital board member?

That is EXACTLY what I've been wondering... .... . <_<

tom Contributor
Laura, you suddenly have multiple 7's in your post count....perhaps this is significant, somehow - - tornado-generating....Ptaoughmhmn! Need a formula, here!... . ..

LOL Em, I *did* notice that Laura's post at the top of this page said post#3777 & member# 5077.

Alas, no equations bouncing around my head on a slow brain day.

Hey Em, do you stop paying attn to the Stanley Cup once the Sens are out or once it became all USA?

Don't both teams have more Canadians than Americans on 'em? (No idea . ..shows how much I follow hockey)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Hey--wait a minute......

This could be a direct result of what took place here yesterday--Emily's crowning as the new Queen. :unsure:

How come I got the fluid onslaught???????

:lol: Dat is phunny......but glad your ballcock sump pump is woiking, Patteeighy!

Just back from WhFds - successfully NOT buying that which I crave.

No mo' "testing" Crave Bakery brownies, Pamela's choc chip cookie bites, ginger snaps, potato chips, fantabulous smelling on-sale strawberries & cherries, lurrrrvely <hehe> peppered turkey breast, etc etc.

:(:angry:

Yes, been quite pure myself here in the last few days. Kind of better (certainly intestinally better), but quite anxious. Inordinately anxious. FINALLY got the wellbutrin, started it yesterday......could be trouble :( and I don't know what to do any more.

But going to change my signature - - certainly there's no mania, but there sure as hell is depression, at times., and huge anxiety. :(

Laura, you suddenly have multiple 7's in your post count....perhaps this is significant, somehow - - tornado-generating....Ptaoughmhmn! Need a formula, here!... . ..

:lol: multiple sevens.......must mean something....but PLEEZE, none of yer damn formulas!!!!!!! :wacko:

Yes, Sarah! Where is she????? been ages.....

Excellent joke - who posted it? Janet? :lol:

Amanda - hANUS! I want that beeoch's job......and I"ll be nice to ya!

Bev - - :lol: don't remember why but sumfin' was funny.......

Nicola - blisters? we haven't had that as a phluid yet, have we?

Where's Lisa?

Sillies I am a bad auntie - - not going to niece's HS graduation tonight. :( Just can't do it.....

elye Community Regular
Hey Em, do you stop paying attn to the Stanley Cup once the Sens are out or once it became all USA?

Don't both teams have more Canadians than Americans on 'em? (No idea . ..shows how much I follow hockey)

Yes, there likely are more Canucks than Yanks on the ice tonight in Pittsburgh.... ..Actually, Detroit has NINE Swedes on their roster, and if they win tonight it will the first time in NHL history that a team with a European captain has won the Cup... . .

I'm rootin' fer Pittsburgh, methinks......and they just scored! 2-1....we got game!

I cannot believe what those kiddy goalie pads cost... ....HAAAAAAYYYUSSSSSS.....To what other use can we put them in the off-season, to get our money's worth?

Protective apparel for when I rollover to 3000..... .

Padding for poodle onslaught, when I come in the front door and get the rush from TWO big leaping goofballs, tongues, claws and teeth flying..... :rolleyes::lol:

Could they be used to help one carry out an effective toilet hover? Hmmm....don't think so...may seem kind of funny, anyway, walking casually into a public restroom with two enormous hockey pads slung over one's shoulder... . ..

Yes, been quite pure myself here in the last few days. Kind of better (certainly intestinally better), but quite anxious. Inordinately anxious. FINALLY got the wellbutrin, started it yesterday......could be trouble :( and I don't know what to do any more.

Aw, sorry about all this crap, Susie...... :(

You may respond well to the new antidepressant - - let's hope it's a quick, positive reaction! I know several people who have had GREAT success with Wellbutrin, my sister among them.... :)

Green12 Enthusiast

Glad you are ok Laura, and Patti geesh that sounds like one heck of a storm you had.

Hmmm, the timing of the fluids is quite suspicious with all in Sillyville :lol: We also had a foggy and muggy day, rain, hail, and tornadoes all over the state and we are expecting lotsa rain tomorrow.

Bev I might be constructing an ark meself :lol:

Amanda, that woman is heinous!

I was just going to ask about Sarah, another wandering silly of the bunch :lol:

Susie, glad you are better in the intestinal department, I am thinking good thoughts that your mood and brain will follow tout de suite!! :wub:

Tom, great self control you have!! Way to tighten up :lol:

Nikki!!! So sorry about your blisters, yer poor feet!

curlyfries Contributor
Where's Lisa?

I'm here!!! Last day of school, today. The principal is taking us all out to eat for lunch......been researching whether I can eat or not. Then the computer had a brain fart. Just poopin' in before going to work......Talk at ya later!!! :D

BTW....excessive onslaught of environmental fluids here in INdy, also.......sitting tight here in tornado alley :ph34r:

psawyer Proficient

Good morning. Can't stay right now, back in a couple of hours.

Sarah, where are you?

elye Community Regular

Morning, Sillies!

Awoke early and looked out our window.....there was Mr. Chow in his Greet the Sun pose. He will suddenly throw his arms akimbo, then swoop down and stand on his head, his legs perfectly straight above him.

I think I shall ask him if he could use Sophie's goalie pads through the off-season as protective padding. An interesting neighboUrly thing to do - - you aren't likely to have too many neighboUrs knock on your door and inquire if you've got an enormous pair of pads they could nick for their intense outdoor martial arts sessions... .. :rolleyes::lol:

Sarah!! Where art thou?

jerseyangel Proficient
Well, in the event that any of us need to make an ark, here's

Cubits and Bill Cosby :lol:

Means I've been sucked into the vortex!

Yeah! Laura's here and properly sucked in! :D

Laura, you suddenly have multiple 7's in your post count....perhaps this is significant, somehow - - tornado-generating....Ptaoughmhmn! Need a formula, here!... . ..

Part of the sucking-in process ;)

Bev I might be constructing an ark meself :lol:

Gawd....not you too, Julie! :o This last page rollover/crowning has affected Sillies fer and wide :o

Sarah, where are you?

Yes Sarah--we miss you! Hope all is well there :)

Em said "akimbo" :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
It's probably been months since I made it 3 wks w/out trying something questionable - tho at first I had some great day-afters, it's time I wised up again.

Yes, been quite pure myself here in the last few days. Kind of better (certainly intestinally better), but quite anxious. Inordinately anxious. FINALLY got the wellbutrin, started it yesterday......could be trouble :( and I don't know what to do any more.

I hear you both :( I tend to do the very same thing--feel good for a while and then try something new without checking....all the while hoping in the back of my mind that I've healed enough that a trace won't make a difference.

Actually, just to not have to think about everything is a refreshing change, and makes me feel somehow more normal.

I'm in the same boat--still am not normal since the date/creamer incidents a couple weeks ago. Susie, my anxiety always takes a lot longer than the intestinal stuff.....hopefully the Welbutrin will give your anxiety a gentle shove and get you back on an even keel.

Phataughm, glad to hear you're getting back on track and being uber careful again--we live and learn....

Thinking 'bout you both :)

elye Community Regular
Yeah! Laura's here and properly sucked in!

Part of the sucking-in process ;)

:lol: Yes!! The Sucking-Innage of Laura - - sounds like a thesis topic....(from an interesting line of course work).... ... . :lol:

Gawd....not you too, Julie! :o This last page rollover/crowning has affected Sillies fer and wide

You bet, and I can tell you how I've been Phluidally Aphected: With two dogs now that play constantly, shoving each each other around and play-biting, they become COVERED in saliva and slobber - - let's call the stuff slobbva.... . I'm assuming that once the rollover phluid deluge eases up, the dogs will learn to play with mouths closed.....bah!... .. ..

Phataughm, glad to hear you're getting back on track and being uber careful again--we live and learn....

Thinking 'bout you both

Me, too, guys... .. . :)

I don't seem to feel the atrocious effects of accidental glutenings like others - - just bloating and slight cramping - - but sudden, arbitrary high blood sugars that happen more frequently as I get older are BRUTAL on my psyche and my head (heavy aching). I'm SO lucky to just have this, though.. ... and I want EVERYBODY to be this lucky!!

Hmmm.....can I do anything about this as current Queen? Is there a veto, or an edict?.. ..

happygirl Collaborator

Just for the record, that topic is infinitely more interesting than the thesis I actually wrote. Where were you all when I had to write the darned thing?!!!!

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