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Good Day me friends!! Amanda- Safe flying in the friendly skies! Susie- Carmel- sigh.....have a lurvely time 9so so so jealous!)

I used to say I had eyes in the back of my head :P

Tee hee...when I taught middle school my kids KNEW I had ears in the back of my head too!

Perhaps Jack thought that a woman's cleavage is called "Jesus" because on one (or several) occasions he's been out with his dad and upon passing a buxom woman with lots of boob showing, DH has stared and muttered, "jeeeeee-sussss....."....... :lol:

That was my FIRST thought :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: How about "Holy Jesus, looks at those BOODHAS?" for the Buddhists among us.

Souczie---By all means, keep it!! :D You are fabulous, and they may as well know that up front.

Plus, it'll get their attention ;)

I agree- how about Phanphu*&ckingtastic Job Seeker? :P

Yeah, but we're your wackls :D

Yes- we ALL are in this lunacy together :ph34r:


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Jestgar Rising Star
Dude... I just had a little bit of a rant in the "My kids are going to kill each other" thread. :rolleyes: A couple people seemed like they were blaming bad behavior on TV. I couldn't stand for that. I hate it when people blame everything on TV, I think it's bull.

Nicely done. Those two people actually managed to imply that if that mother were more religious, she wouldn't be allowing her kids to watch tv. Gads. Church is not the answer to good kids; being a parent is.

I try to avoid answering when threads tick me off -I don't think I could be very objective.

Jestgar Rising Star
I agree- how about Phanphu*&ckingtastic Job Seeker? :P

THAT would certainly get you noticed.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Bye Bye Sillies :)

CarlaB Enthusiast
:lol: :lol: :lol: I don't think he knew what got into me, but wasn't going to question it! ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol: Keep it up, and keep him curious. :) Next thing you know it, he'll be buying you flowers or doing the dishes or something. :)

Dude... I just had a little bit of a rant in the "My kids are going to kill each other" thread. :rolleyes: A couple people seemed like they were blaming bad behavior on TV. I couldn't stand for that. I hate it when people blame everything on TV, I think it's bull.

The only thing TV can be blamed for is making kids fat ... of course, even that goes back to the parents letting them sit there all day. :)

Ridgewalker Contributor
Nicely done. Those two people actually managed to imply that if that mother were more religious, she wouldn't be allowing her kids to watch tv. Gads. Church is not the answer to good kids; being a parent is.

Exactly! That was just a bit too self-righteous for me. Maybe it wasn't deliberate, but I couldn't sit by for that. Thanks for backing me up over there. :D

:lol: :lol: :lol: Keep it up, and keep him curious. :) Next thing you know it, he'll be buying you flowers or doing the dishes or something. :)

One can hope. :lol:

The only thing TV can be blamed for is making kids fat ... of course, even that goes back to the parents letting them sit there all day. :)

Absolutely! It all goes back to the parenting. Cutting TV out completely makes the child miss out on all the wonderful stories and fun ways of learning that TV and video can offer. And it's the lazy way out. It's a lot less work to just say, "No TV in this house," than to actually monitor, participate, and control what your child watches.

I've been pondering getting the Fairy Tale Theatre DVD set for my boys. It's not cheap, but that was a wonderful show. I have great memories of watching that show when I was a kid.

Mtndog Collaborator
One can hope. :lol:

Speaking of which, Sarah, I meant to say before that I hope you're doing OK- withdrawal S-U-C-K-S!!!!! Did any of those links I give you help?

They say a good way to get stuff out of your system is orange juice (if you can tolerate it). They recommend it when you're quitting smoking to get the nicotine out of your system. If you can't tolerate oj, they say sip lemon juice through a straw. HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


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~alex~ Explorer
Nicely done. Those two people actually managed to imply that if that mother were more religious, she wouldn't be allowing her kids to watch tv. Gads. Church is not the answer to good kids; being a parent is.

I try to avoid answering when threads tick me off -I don't think I could be very objective.

Yes, well done Sarah! I hope I can learn to be as patient and to speak (type) as kindly as you did in that thread. That kind of self righteous BS those posters were spewing makes me feel quite ill. I don't think I would be able to type a response without calling them stupid-heads! The whole "I'm a better mommy than you are because I don't let my kids watch tv or doing anything else!" attitude makes me sick. I realize that I have no real knowledge or experience with respect to raising children but in University the kids whose parents sheltered them from everything were the ones most likely to skip all their classes because they finally had some freedom and more seriously were smoking lots of dope and being carted to the hospital with alcohol poisoning. If you're raised to think everything (including TV) is bad and then you go away to school and realize that your parents happened to be wrong and that gee television isn't the devil, then you might start wondering if they were really right about drugs and excess alcohol and unprotected sex being bad as well. Too many rules make the important ones fade into the background (in my humble, inexperienced opinion).

Yikes :unsure: Sorry for that unexpected rant. I hope I didn't offend anyone. I'm a little stressed I guess! :wacko: Tomorrow is the party for the lady I'm giving the royal doulton to. I've been working on a note I want to include with the present in case I can't get out what I want to say to her. But so far everything sounds corny or feels too raw and revealing to put or just doesn't sound right! :( It shouldn't be so difficult to put what you feel into words!

elye Community Regular
That kind of self righteous BS those posters were spewing makes me feel quite ill. I don't think I would be able to type a response without calling them stupid-heads!

Wow....gotta get over there and READ some of that...... <_<

Sarah, heading onto a thread and attempting some sage, worthwhile advice while suffering the emotional roller-coaster of Effexor withdrawal is MUCH more respectable than leaping into a desperate conversation, sympathetic, supportive guns blazing when hot-tubbed and champagned quite smartly..... :rolleyes::lol:

But so far everything sounds corny or feels too raw and revealing to put or just doesn't sound right! :( It shouldn't be so difficult to put what you feel into words!

But it so often is, you're right, Alex. I know that you will find those words. If they come hard-fought, they will be perfect...... :)

jerseyangel Proficient
the kids whose parents sheltered them from everything were the ones most likely to skip all their classes because they finally had some freedom and more seriously were smoking lots of dope and being carted to the hospital with alcohol poisoning. If you're raised to think everything (including TV) is bad and then you go away to school and realize that your parents happened to be wrong and that gee television isn't the devil, then you might start wondering if they were really right about drugs and excess alcohol and unprotected sex being bad as well. Too many rules make the important ones fade into the background (in my humble, inexperienced opinion).

Alex, for someone who hasn't experienced parenthood yet, you make a whole lotta sense!

And remember, it's not always what the parents say.....it's how they conduct themselves and handle life's ups and downs on a daily basis. Kids are little sponges--they take everything in and can spot a hypocrite a mile away. The people they become has a lot to do with what they see.

My kids watched TV--not constantly, and I watched along with them. Didn't do them a bit of harm.

We didn't have lots of rules--didn't need them. Mark and I decided early on that we would "pick our battles". I also didn't micro-manage every moment.....my kids played outside with neighborhood friends as well as doing homework and playing organized sports. I always knew where they were and who they were with--

The best thing I ever did was to stop listening to all this holier-than-thou crapola and go with my gut when it came to my kids.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Well howdy sillies - please excuse my tardiness....busy day :rolleyes:

We didn't have lots of rules--didn't need them. Mark and I decided early on that we would "pick our battles". I also didn't micro-manage every moment.....my kids played outside with neighborhood friends as well as doing homework and playing organized sports. I always knew where they were and who they were with--

Yep, sums me up with my approach.....and oh-ma-gahhhh.....yes!! .;pick your battles!!!!.........dear GAWD ...I am clearly a bohemian parent :lol:

But seriously - Sarah did well in what she said (eloquently ;) )

There are alot of threads I wouldn't dream of answering...'cos I can nae contain my disgust at the hypocrisy

I always thought it was a cultural difference.....religion is BIG business in the states...and it seems to creep into this board allthe time.

Religion never seems to come into it on the UK coeliac board :blink: ...but I don't think we Brits are (as a nation) as strongly religous as US folks.

I don't go to church - my kids are not christened ..AND they watch TV....but it doesn't mean we don't have values/morals or that they are not polite and kind.

GADS - i would never judge a person for having a strong faith - so why is it ok the other way round??? :rolleyes:

Off me soapbox now - oh I missed many pages --where's Ptaghmn??? :unsure: ...and I missed Souczles ...off to cooler climes :D

Carry on peeps :D

elye Community Regular
The best thing I ever did was to stop listening to all this holier-than-thou crapola and go with my gut when it came to my kids.

Yes!!

Patti, you realize that we are all your kids, too, yes? :lol::rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti, you realize that we are all your kids, too, yes? :lol::rolleyes:

Gawd, I feel old :lol:

Love the pic of you and Jack--he's got a great smile :D

Hey--twice now I've been able to quote!

Jestgar Rising Star
I don't go to church - my kids are not christened ..AND they watch TV....but it doesn't mean we don't have values/morals or that they are not polite and kind.

Well, Nik, they are still young. Plenty of time left for them to turn and expose you as a slacker mom ;)

I watched tons of tv, and only went to church when forced to, and I've managed to subvert my destructive, argumentative tendencies, but then, my mom and dad taught me what was proper, not the television.

Jestgar Rising Star

I love how we come to this totally public thread and gossip about posters in the other threads as if there's no possibility of them ever 'hearing' what's been said about them :lol::P

elye Community Regular
I watched tons of tv, and only went to church when forced to, and I've managed to subvert my destructive, argumentative tendencies.

Well..... . .I hardly watched ANY television... ... . .And look at ME!!!!! :o<_<:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
I love how we come to this totally public thread and gossip about posters in the other threads as if there's no possibility of them ever 'hearing' what's been said about them :lol::P

:lol::ph34r:

Em--really? Not much TV? Did you watch your dad?

Ridgewalker Contributor
I love how we come to this totally public thread and gossip about posters in the other threads as if there's no possibility of them ever 'hearing' what's been said about them :lol::P

:o:ph34r:

The straights never come in here. :lol:

CarlaB Enthusiast
It shouldn't be so difficult to put what you feel into words!

How about no note, and just a "This belonged to my mother, I know you collect them and since you've meant so much to me through the years, I wanted you to have it."

I love how we come to this totally public thread and gossip about posters in the other threads as if there's no possibility of them ever 'hearing' what's been said about them :lol::P

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Do you think the woman who doesn't watch any TV would stick around here for more than one post???

I can say that ..... until two years ago, we didn't get any TV reception and did not have a dish or cable .... we just watched movies. ;)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
...and I missed Souczles ...off to cooler climes :D

<_< Um, not exactly. harrumphhhhffffff. Been postponed to early tomorrow morning. Gail has, uh, issues......we're leaving at crack of dawn. Just as well, traveling in the early morning avoids the dread heat of the afternoon.......horrendous.

Well..... . .I hardly watched ANY television... ... . .And look at ME!!!!! :o<_<:lol:

mad and depraved :lol:

On a serious note, my wackls, I could use some prayers. Deeply. :( Got many things going on.........and I am trying not to plummet into inconsolable sadness............ which seems to be my default setting.

'nuff said.

:) :weaksmile:

p.s. Em - gorgeous photo of you two!

CarlaB Enthusiast
On a serious note, my wackls, I could use some prayers. Deeply. :( Got many things going on.........and I am trying not to plummet into inconsolable sadness............ which seems to be my default setting.

'nuff said.

:) :weaksmile:

:( :( :( Prayers for you. :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
:( :( :( Prayers for you. :)

Carla........

just reading that simple sentence w/ those sad faces brought instant tears to my eyes............agh. :( Going to lie in cool, darkened room for a bit............

Ridgewalker Contributor
On a serious note, my wackls, I could use some prayers. Deeply. :(

:( Definitely will send some your way Susie. (((HUGS))) :wub:

CarlaB Enthusiast
Carla........

just reading that simple sentence w/ those sad faces brought instant tears to my eyes............agh. :( Going to lie in cool, darkened room for a bit............

Oh, no, it wasn't supposed to make you feel worse!!! :huh:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Oh, no, it wasn't supposed to make you feel worse!!! :huh:

oh no, dear one! NOT worse, just very touched and emotional. :(

Off to TRY and nap.......never successful at this, though. :blink:

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