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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
:lol: so now besides thinking d%$#@#$-baggery when I see debauchery, I'll replace facility w/ flaccidity??????

What are you ppl DOING TO ME??!!!?? :wacko:

John's fave word is Douchebag!!!! We loved when Sipowitz....said it on NYPD Blue

Isn't that great to have testicle implants to improve a dog's self-esteem :rolleyes: ..........cuz those bully dogs can be unmerciful when they tease neutered dogs :P

Did anyone ever see those fake dangling balls that men buy for their pick-ups....When you guys say plastic organs that is what comes to mind.

Judy--scary that right after you drove by the problem happened....Right after 9/11 they handed out Potassium Chloride pills to take in case of a "leak" it should help prevent thyroid cancer....another scary thing!

Good Luck to Jess and Bev....neither sounds fun!!!!


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

BTW....for all my non-East Coast/ Across the Pond & Canadian Phriends!!! You all can probably get airline tickets cheap by flying Southwest....it's no Virgin Atlantic but who cares we will be having a party!!!!!

It would be great to host a gathering, I can be a real looney toons hostess which should provide you hours of entertainment....I guarentee!!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
aawww, I want a plastic organ :(

they those Open Original Shared Link , why not fake uteri?

GAHHHHHHHhhhhh!!!!

NEUTICLES!!!!!!!!!

Well. well.... :lol::lol:

Do you remember my old pet dog with the sugary stuck penis?????........poor l'il fella also had an undescended testicle :huh: ...........would have done his image the world of good to have had an implant!!!!!!!!! :lol:

.....but (getting serious now)...hope all goes well with the surgery Jess

AND

Bubba!!! Bah PICC line :angry: ..BUT this means you get to kick the bacteria's butt QUICKER!!!!!!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular
Are pizzles flacid??

Boy, they certainly don't appear to be so when you buy 'em smoked from the pet store..... :o:lol:

That front porch is big enough for an entire sillyville gathering :) If I do get everything in order and when I buy my first house I would like to have a celiac gathering of all my friends I met here....would anybody be interested?

Gaaaaaahhhh!! You bet I'll be down there!! :):)

I looked thru my ASL Medical Dictionary and Signs of Sexual Behavior, to no avail. :huh: .

Wow. There is an entire dictionary on Signs of Sexual Behavior? :lol: An entire book's worth? That's a lot of words...... . . .. :lol:

aawww, I want a plastic organ :(

:lol::lol:

Well, there are certain websites where you can order such things....different coloUrs, shapes.... . ..

they those Open Original Shared Link , why not fake uteri?

OMG....Is this for real? Must be a joke. People buy prosthetic testicles for their dogs??! :lol::lol:

Hmmmmmm......never thought Gus needed such things, as I've never noticed him being teased at the dog park.. . ...but perhaps I'd better pay closer attention. Maybe Elsie is constantly taunting and belittling him........ :lol:

Bev! New PICC line date.......harrrummmph. :( Thinkin' about you...... :wub:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

These conversations today are far more interesting than my actual work...I am finding a hard time concentrating between em....I may need the other 1/2 of the brain Emily.......

Which reminds me....Emily and my names are not phunny! We got the short end of the stick.....can we get fake testes for that?

tom Contributor

Emily crackin' me up outside Sillyville!

There is always the danger with me that I will begin to focus on the grammar in the dialogue.... ..then all is lost scientifically, I fear...... . . ... :rolleyes:

:lol:

:lol: Eleanor Roosevelt's rose & Twain's misprint

I can't wait to watch the Olympic equestrain and gymnastics. Hope the horses don't suffocate on the smog :o

I think Equestrian is all in Hong Kong .. ..and strange as it sounds, I think it's indoors :wacko:

Aug22 is the day for both Bev & Jess?? :unsure:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Emily crackin' me up outside Sillyville!

:

She's doing the same thing to me and I am laughing out loud and people keep walking by my desk and giving me some strange looks....guess I should be used to it by now....but I'm not


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
It would be great to host a gathering, I can be a real looney toons hostess which should provide you hours of entertainment....I guarentee!!!!

all right then, must warn you, I WILL need a whole bedroom to meself (weezee and I) as, cannot sleep with ANY noise or light or bustling about...room must be cool, dark, very quiet......fluffy down pillows and high thread-count sheets (lavendar spritz will not hurt ;))......a fan blowing cool air on me, adn ear plugs. :lol:

Other than that, we should be fine. :lol:

what? Both procedures of our sillies are on the same day?

DingoGirl Enthusiast

I WANT TO BE QUEEN!!!!!

:P

DingoGirl Enthusiast

I DESERVE TO BE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

can I put it on my resume?

DingoGirl Enthusiast

mygawd, WHEN will the flipover be??????????????????

:huh:

(do you see the big L on my forehead?) BTW - remind me to tell you guys later - we made that UP, in my high school, 1978

DingoGirl Enthusiast

he he he he he he he he!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM YOUR QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bow down to me and contribute your many THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS to the Weezee Reinvention Clone Campaign!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

psawyer Proficient
he he he he he he he he!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM YOUR QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bow down to me and contribute your many THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS to the Weezee Reinvention Clone Campaign!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Your majesty, you must remain phunny whilst wearing the crown! :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
(do you see the big L on my forehead?) BTW - remind me to tell you guys later - we made that UP, in my high school, 1978

Honey........excuse me.....Your Royal Dingyness........ya'll did NOT make that up...........that's as old as the hills. :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Congrats Queen Susie!!!!!!

What shall we do as your Phurst Duty in Office?????

Can we have different color toliets in the palace....that would make Pooping Phun!!!!

tom Contributor
he he he he he he he he!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

All hail the new Queen!!!!!!!

(And that she got 'er silly back just in time!)

Green12 Enthusiast

YAY Queen Susie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You were destined to be Queen Susie Q, "Q" is for Queen :D

Can we have different color toliets in the palace....that would make Pooping Phun!!!!

:lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

OMGAAAWWWDDD!!!!

I have been usurped <_<

All hail the New Queen!!!!!...........why am I slightly scared :unsure: ....will the power go to Queen Pseu-zee's 'ead????.......will she become a tyrannical despot??? :unsure:

....make us watch Torville & Dean ...(who?? :blink: )

GAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

elye Community Regular
I WANT TO BE QUEEN!!!!!

AND SO THOU SHALT BE!

ALL HAIL QUEEN SCHWOOUZHLE THE FIRST!!!!!!!!

Finally!!! You've been here since the verrrrrry beginning, longer than ANY of us here now, I believe - - it's about bleedin' time! Susie's our reigning monarch!

Which reminds me....Emily and my names are not phunny! We got the short end of the stick.....can we get fake testes for that?

You are so right, Amanda. We have plain, ordinary, good ol' strong, industrious names.....ain't nuttin' phunny to be done wif 'em, I'm afraid. Um.......I'm not exactly sure if that, in fact, qualifies us for complimentary artificial testes....in fact, I did not know there even was a program where we could apply for such a thing.........is it a social program? An insurance benefit? I'll need to know this when I submit my application.

Ordinary, uncomical name can entitle individual to testicular prosthetics.....

Perhaps if your name is only a little boring, you'd only qualify for ONE prosthetic...... :lol::huh::lol:

I think Equestrian is all in Hong Kong .. ..and strange as it sounds, I think it's indoors :wacko:

Yep. But there was a huge typhoon there a couple of days ago.....things are a big mess there. We'll have to see........

Aug22 is the day for both Bev & Jess?? :unsure:

Jess is August 18th.

all right then, must warn you, I WILL need a whole bedroom to meself (weezee and I) as, cannot sleep with ANY noise or light or bustling about...room must be cool, dark, very quiet......fluffy down pillows and high thread-count sheets (lavendar spritz will not hurt ;) )......a fan blowing cool air on me, adn ear plugs.

What about the gorgeous Roman slave, feeding you grapes?.....

tom Contributor
Honey........excuse me.....Your Royal Dingyness........

:o:lol:

And a ;) for Julie seeing the Q in SusieQ

Lisa Mentor

(premature post stupid..talking to myself)

Did anyone notice on the other beer thread, that there is a member named "phake phur".....phunny.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
(premature post stupid..talking to myself)

Did anyone notice on the other beer thread, that there is a member named "phake phur".....phunny.

Nope....interesting have they been here and are scared to come back.....Emily...have you scared another potential member! Just think their name is already Phunnifyed....Em and I really did get the stubby stick!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Your majesty, you must remain phunny whilst wearing the crown! :lol:

;) Will do my very best. Plan to keep things rather.......stable in my life for as long as possible. Plan to work on negative thoughts. Plan not to get TOO worked up when applying and not getting jobs. Plan never to date again. :lol:

And........my first edict:

NO BROKEN HEARTS OR ACUTE SADNESS IN SILLYVILLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

Honey........excuse me.....Your Royal Dingyness........ya'll did NOT make that up...........that's as old as the hills. :lol:

I swear, we did. did you SEE anyone putting L's on their foreheads BEFORE 1978? Becuase - it was Karen, Eddie Locker, Lisa Reidel adn I.......we had just read The Scarlet Letter, so we decided that we all had L's on our chests instead of A's.......soon, the L's were on fore'eads.........we went to four separate colleges, all over California.......OMG......here's sumfin' you all don't know about me - - my parents FORCED me to join a sorority - yup (I created rather a scandal when I signed my severance papers 1.5 years later - after having created a subgroup in the Delta Gamma house called The Rebels - I owed over $5,000 in fines for broken curfews, etc.......worked off by painting signs adn other mundane duties :lol: )

anywho - - in the closing skits of my first semester at Fresno STate (1980), they all mimicked me by doing an L on the forehead.......so the whole sorority caught on.......then all the frat boys.....

later I went to a party in Porterville, one hour south of here.......a guy made the L sign on the head and I shrieked, "where did you learn that?" "party at Fresno State" was his reply.....

I'm telling you Lisa, WE ARE FAMOUS :lol::lol: and, unless it was going on somewhere else in teh country unbeknownst to us.......we DID bring it to the West Coast......... :P

Congrats Queen Susie!!!!!!

What shall we do as your Phurst Duty in Office?????

Can we have different color toliets in the palace....that would make Pooping Phun!!!!

phurst duty - see above and YES!!!!!!!! we can have multi-coloUred toilets.......with a manservant in attendance at each one.........

OMGAAAWWWDDD!!!!

I have been usurped

All hail the New Queen!!!!!...........why am I slightly scared :unsure: ....will the power go to Queen Pseu-zee's 'ead????.......will she become a tyrannical despot???

Yes, please pass the royal sceptRE and bring forth the diadem, brace yourselves for the Reign of Terror... :lol:

everyone MUST watch:

Tori and Dean (NOT TORVILLE and DEAN)

The Hills (have never seen it but now will)

Grey's Anatomy (even though I hate it now)

HGTV marathons whilst teleconferencing

and.....

All kinds of reality dating shows

:P

AND SO THOU SHALT BE!

ALL HAIL QUEEN SCHWOOUZHLE THE FIRST!!!!!!!!

Finally!!! You've been here since the verrrrrry beginning, longer than ANY of us here now, I believe - - it's about bleedin' time! Susie's our reigning monarch!

Yes, about bleedin' time indeed!

and yes, there also MUST be a gorgeous (but still erudite) Roman slave feeding me mojitos grapes at Amanda's.....

Did anyone notice on the other beer thread, that there is a member named "phake phur".....phunny.

:lol: who IS dat?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
phurst duty - see above and YES!!!!!!!! we can have multi-coloUred toilets.......with a manservant in attendance at each one.........

Will the manservant wipe the Royal bum and/or Phorest.....us Phemale Royals do not have the ability to shake you know and Drip Drying doesn't work phur me......

OK---this is the end of my guttertalk....before I get ousted from Sillyville and the Boards for inappropriates!

Jestgar Rising Star
(I created rather a scandal when I signed my severance papers 1.5 years later - after having created a subgroup in the Delta Gamma house called The Rebels - I owed over $5,000 in fines for broken curfews, etc.......

My opinion of you so totally went up...

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