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elye Community Regular

I wonder if Judy's ear is glittery? :huh:

:lol:

Gawd, no one will have a chance against the Chinese volleyball team if it is made up of any of those performers who were working beneath those boxes last night...... .. . ain't nobody with more precision, subtlety, jaw-dropping nano-second timing....... .. .

Boy, could I have used one of those guys when we were trying to flag a cab in NYC! :lol:


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Jestgar Rising Star
Oh . . . and the knee . . . I think I'm doing pretty good. Got major kudos from the doc and PT at my appts on Thursday. Sometimes it feels great and then a couple of hours later much much worse . . . comes and goes . . . have to keep an glittery eye on the swelling.

I'm pretty sure you need a foot detox pad, oh wait, wrong thread :P

Glitter would certainly help the swelling, and setting a pyramid on your knee (anyone remember that healing fad from the 70's?)

jerseyangel Proficient
Now, was I just a dolt? :lol: Did everyone else know from the very beginning that there were li'l people under those things? :rolleyes::huh:

You weren't the only one! Mark and I were incredulous! :o:D

jerseyangel Proficient
setting a pyramid on your knee (anyone remember that healing fad from the 70's?)

Gawd yes....my SIL was really into that.

curlyfries Contributor
Mom got me a bunny! :) He is so adorable! Boomer is his name.

My son had a bunnie once and he litter-trained it.

:brown-noserface:

Brown-nose

Take your hand with fingers together and thumb across palm [letter B] and brush fingers forward twice against side if nose. ;)

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

:rolleyes::lol::lol:

Happy Birthday, Anamanamanduh!!!!!!......See.......you don't have to feel left out! :P

One more sign........very fitting...

Olympics

Make the OK sign with both hands (thumb and index together, all other fingers up) and interlock them so they look like links on a chain......now let go and twist hands, link back together....repeat.

First day back to work wore me out....slept a lot......missed opening ceremony. :angry:

Jestgar Rising Star
Open Original Shared Link ya go. It can also be used to amplify your crystals.
jerseyangel Proficient
First day back to work wore me out....slept a lot......missed opening ceremony. :angry:

Ah Lisa,

I envy you! :rolleyes: I loved working in the school, although it was exhausting the first week or so after summer vacation. ;)

Yours truly,

hamburger's daughter :D


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jerseyangel Proficient
Open Original Shared Link ya go. It can also be used to amplify your crystals.

All that, and amplified crystals too for only $30!! :o What a deal! :lol:

elye Community Regular
I'm pretty sure you need a foot detox pad, oh wait, wrong thread :P

Oooohhhh....is that one of the threads where things have gotten nasty? "My corns are bigger than YOUR corns!!"........"Hmmmphh!! You call THAT a bunion?!" :rolleyes::lol:

Glitter would certainly help the swelling, and setting a pyramid on your knee (anyone remember that healing fad from the 70's?)

Glitter....pyramids on our bodies....the 70's.......

Uh, wasn't that one of those movies that was on late, late, late at night? <_<:lol:

First day back to work wore me out....slept a lot......missed opening ceremony. :angry:

How was your first day back, Lisa?

curlyfries Contributor
...can't we all just get along?!?!?!?

I warned you about those neighbors not playing nice! <_<

Ah Lisa,

I envy you! :rolleyes: I loved working in the school, although it was exhausting the first week or so after summer vacation. ;)

I imagine when I start interpreting next week, I'll be a wreck at first :wacko:

curlyfries Contributor
How was your first day back, Lisa?

Morning spent in an auditorium listening to administrators talk......:fingertwisingatsideofnose:.......out for lunch.......afternoon at school meeting people, getting tour of building, taking notes on signs I will need to look up...........................not that bad, but my days are used to being broken up with occassional visits to Sillyville :P

Darn210 Enthusiast
My son had a bunnie once and he glitter-trained it.

Really? What does that mean? . . . The bunny can apply glitter eye-shadow to itself??

Open Original Shared Link ya go. It can also be used to amplify your crystals.

Hmmmmm . . . tempting to throw that out into the "real" forum just to see what they do with it.

curlyfries Contributor
Hmmmmm . . . tempting to throw that out into the "real" forum just to see what they do with it.

I think I'll stay here and hide :ph34r:

Mtndog Collaborator
Really? What does that mean? . . . The bunny can apply glitter eye-shadow to itself??

Hmmmmm . . . tempting to throw that out into the "real" forum just to see what they do with it.

Ba ha ha :lol: :lol: Don't tell anyone but I do use detox foot pads when I'm on the abx :ph34r: :ph34r: I swear they work- (my feet are all a-glitter the next morn). Must invest in crystals and pyramid :P I am kind of a new age freak hippy.

Oh, that is terrific.....

You guys have to root for our Ian Miller - - he's the 62 year-old equestrian rider. This is his ninth Olympics. C'MON, GRAMPA!!!!!! :lol::lol:

Now THAT is cool. I used to dressage when I was in my teens and I gotta tell ya. I'm It's not as easy as I it looks :P

<--------- See new avatar. I wanted to be an Olympic equestrian (still do!)

Don' forget . . . glittery eye-shadow to distract or throw light into the competition's eyes!!

And the VERY SMALL bikinis :lol: Gabrielle Reese was/is cool though!!!!!!!

Youse guys- sumfin is wrong with me (vomiting, D, black tarry stools). They took blood and a poopy cow sample yesterday :ph34r::(

jerseyangel Proficient
I think I'll stay here and hide :ph34r:

Good thinkin' ;) I wanna stay here in Sillyville and never venture out :unsure:

Phunny story about moi in a bathroom--

So, I'm in Starbucks today--of course, being Saturday :P --in the ladies room (again, of course) and me sunglasses that were hanging from me shirt fell onto the floor right in front of the toilet :o:angry:B)

Picked em up with some paper towel -- no way were those things going back on me face till I could take them home and wash em properly. (squinchedupewwwface)

jerseyangel Proficient
Youse guys- sumfin is wrong with me (vomiting, D, black tarry stools). They took blood and a poopy cow sample yesterday :ph34r::(

Gosh Bev....this is concerning. We'll hope it turns out to be nuthin serious.

Are you taking oral meds still? Maybe some sort of reaction?

tom Contributor
... . ...I'll just say this, because our Canadian commentator mentioned it and I'm SO GLAD that he did: when you see things moving, look carefully for the person controlling it - - may not be obvious, but those incredible people are there.....

*ONLY* because of this, and the side-view shot ~1/2 way thru, I noticed some footsies under the characters, but STILL didn't believe people could be doing that so perfectly precise for a few minutes.

Heard someone today say they practiced 8+ hrs/day for 4 mos and last night was the 1st time w/ no errors. :o

<oh come on!!> <_<

jerseyangel Proficient
Oh . . . and the knee . . . I think I'm doing pretty good. Got major kudos from the doc and PT at my appts on Thursday.

Doh! :huh: I knew there was somephin else I wanted to comment on....this is really good news, Jan-it!! You are most scoitenly a quick healin' gal :D

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
I wonder if Judy's ear is glittery? :huh:

ha well it ain't beet red any more......doesn that count and not like a vegtable :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Ba ha ha :lol: :lol: Don't tell anyone but I do use detox foot pads when I'm on the abx :ph34r: :ph34r: I swear they work- (my feet are all a-glitter the next morn).

Y'know, that's the bottom line with any therapy, conventional or not. There is no 'one size heals all' and who's to say that your particular chemistry isn't such that you can detox with foot pads.

I think it's unlikely that non-conventional therapies work for most people, but just as a few people get no benefit from standard treatments, there's gotta be a few people that get benefit from non-standard treatment.

<I only object to the people that say 'because it worked for me, it must work for everyone'>

Jestgar Rising Star

And Darnit! Do your PT!! That DOES help most people.

Mtndog Collaborator
Gosh Bev....this is concerning. We'll hope it turns out to be nuthin serious.

Are you taking oral meds still? Maybe some sort of reaction?

Thanks toots- I'm not on any abx yet. Could have been a bad arse glutening :( Weird.

Check this out. The horse/rider (Mark Todd and Gandalf from NZ) that I love are famous for another reason!

So weird!!!!!!!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

QUOTE (Mtndog @ Aug 9 2008, 06:50 PM)

Youse guys- sumfin is wrong with me (vomiting, D, black tarry stools). They took blood and a poopy cow sample yesterday

Bev.where was this......i missed it. Damn girl.......what is this about?

when did this start?

PLEASE LET US KNOW HOW YOUR DOING.

OK JANET'S BETTER AND BEV IS WORSE.......... :) FOR JANET AND :(:angry: FOR BEVIE POO.............

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ huhs }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

JUDY

Jestgar Rising Star

SWIMMER EMILY SILVER FROM BAINBRIDGE ISLAND!! I had no idea she was from my little town!!

Green12 Enthusiast
You know that unbelievable grid with the hundreds of moving squares that went like a wave, then spirals, then Chinese characters, all incredibly timed and flowing? Of course we know NOW that each of those squares had a person under it, moving it up and down with staggering precision, as they all burst up and began waving at the very end. Well, I thought at first that the squares were being moved by a computer somewhere....it never occurred to me that people could actually do this, so precisely. During the performance, our announcer mentioned that it was individual people under each square, kneeling, crouching, then standing and crashing back down at the exact moments needed.

Now, was I just a dolt? :lol: Did everyone else know from the very beginning that there were li'l people under those things?

That was amazing!

I didn't know until the very end when they flashed the camera closer and to the ground, then you could see thousands of little feet underneath.

well, WHEN is the replay on here? Becasue.....last night, we went to this pub, got caught up with some......interesting characters, :huh: and I was not home until past 9. I was staring at the TV screens, though, and saw the MOST fascinating precision in the events.........

MUST see it again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUST SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Am MAD at self! :angry:

WHAT?!?!?!?!?

She who never misses an opening ceremony, she who reminded us of the opening ceremony coming up, MISSED IT?!?!?!? :blink:

Did you at least leave the tv on for the Weeze?

You guys have to root for our Ian Miller - - he's the 62 year-old equestrian rider. This is his ninth Olympics. C'MON, GRAMPA!!!!!!

I love the story about your flag-bearer....the Sudanese refugee. What a beautiful face, smiling into the crowd, and what a horrific childhood.... . .now he stands to win a gold medal. Those are the real stories of the Olympics.......

I love the story behind our flag bearer too, heart warming :wub: A 62 year old equestrian rider? How fabulous!!!! I will keep an eye out. Don't forget the 41 year old swimmer Dara Torres.

THis is what I love about the Olympics, all the personal stories behind all the athletes, from all the countries. So many have really overcome great odds.

Another moment last night I just loved was the little boy walking out with that basketball player (phorgot his name....) who was carrying China's flag, the little boy being one of the survivors of the earthquake.

Don' forget . . . glittery eye-shadow to distract or throw light into the competition's eyes!!

:lol:

Glad your knee is doing ok :)

<--------- See new avatar. I wanted to be an Olympic equestrian (still do!)

Youse guys- sumfin is wrong with me (vomiting, D, black tarry stools). They took blood and a poopy cow sample yesterday :ph34r::(

Equestrian Bubba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bevvy wevvy, what is going on with you? That doesn't sound very good, everything is coming out both ends :huh::( . Any better tonight?

So, I'm in Starbucks today--of course, being Saturday :P --in the ladies room (again, of course) and me sunglasses that were hanging from me shirt fell onto the floor right in front of the toilet :o:angry:B)

Picked em up with some paper towel -- no way were those things going back on me face till I could take them home and wash em properly. (squinchedupewwwface)

Patti, I woulda done the same thing, you know what I always say about public bathrooms ;):lol:

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