The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Darn210]

Did it allow you to fly, or otherwise imbue magic powers? If so, I'm on my way!!

imbue??? - don't get a chance to use that one much in yer everyday life - Susie will be pleased.

My 9-year old son just quoted Monty Python to me hubby . . . "None Shall Pass" . . . said with attitude . . .

(Black Knight/Holy Grail lest ye forget)

[DingoGirl]

Yes, a fine name, full of potential and promise and surely a joy to be around

Emily Silver Such a shiny, happy name!

Speaking of silver, I DID see, or sort of hear vaguely, in the background, that the Canucks WON a silver today????!!!!!!! Em, what WOZ it?????????? Either cycling or canoo-ing er.......I mean.....kayacking? that's not it......what in hell is that watercraft they're using? Brain not coming up wif it at present........

Well, a joy to be around, dunno about that, but .....y'know, it's the damndest thing.. . . .I'm just sitting here, very quiet........ . .. . . .and.........it's quite unmistakeable... . . . ......

....... .. . . . . ..I think I can hear my uterus singing to me...........

:lol: gawd......is it "O Canada?" by chance? in hopes of winning some more medals?

imbue??? - don't get a chance to use that one much in yer everyday life - Susie will be pleased.

:lol: Pseuzee IS pleased

RACHEL - this is for you:

you quoted me twice in your post of a couple of days ago........I said soemthing like "it's not like this is the worldwide web or anything" and something like "it's not like everyone can't read our stuff" and.......at least one of those was taken out of context.

I am not sure if you are aware of exactly WHAT we talk about on here.........much of the time. alas, they are mainly bodily functions, and insofar as we know, there are no rules against that here.

We spent a VERY VERY VERY short time irritated at a couple of threads and hot-headed opinions and other stuff. I never read the beer thread and only briefly scanned the glutenease thread.......so I'm not sure what it was all about, precisely. Except that, from what I can gather, people become upset at another poster's ABSOLUTENESS over a solution/cure/answer when.....one cure does not fit all. Hence, people argue.

What *I* was referring to, mainly, was our talking about and wondering if people are AWARE..........um...........anal slings (from a movie, I think? Rob Schneider?), kangaroo scrotum sacks (someone's grandfather had a coin purse made out of this), pharts, anal glands (from the need to have our various dogs' glands squeezed) and other rather scatological topics, Rivers of Wee (from when I peed in a bathroom stall and missed the toilet completely)....Care Bears with machine guns (from a nutty teenager who was with us for a time, and seems to have left the forum), singing uterusus (uteri?), The Hoff, various celebrities we love, what we do all day......what we ate........diarrheal blowouts......Dutch ovens (a special kind of farting in bed)...the jobs we're doing or trying to get....the sleep we're getting or not getting.....the broken hearts from which we're suffering....BASTARD MEN. (two in our crowd have been afflicted by same)... things we ate......things we WANNA eat.....glutenings....stuff like taht. It's a fast pace........it's hard to jump in in the middle but we always LOVE and WELCOME any intrepid newcomer to our madness. We are madly goofy, and welcome ANYONE who wants to play.

We have over two years and 1200 pages of material, jokes that build upon jokes, lots of history here.......and plenty of goofy stuff. Lots of love, support, friendship, venting, and caring. Irreplaceable. Many in our group have actually MET each other, adn we long for the day when someone wins the lottery and can bring us all together.

and WHERE were many of these friendships/connections formed???????? In the OMG thread. IN Rachelville, in that magic and insane summer (for which we got BUSTED! ) in 2006. This is, really, a bedroom community of Rachelville.......a new place where we could be completely silly and off-topic and not get in trouble....and we NEVER have, until now. We never knew that such lovely, abiding friendships would develop. I can't even tell you how these people took care of me in my recent heartache........truly unbelievable. When my own friends, here in real life, were sick of listneing to me.......I had my sillies.

soooooooooooooo...........having said all that I'd like to now say - -

WE ARE DONE FIGHTING. WE ARE DONE SAYING BAD THINGS. WE temporarily lost our way, and our manners. very, very briefly.......very quickly. It's over now.

WE NEED TO MOVE ON.

Sillies, this is our beloved silly spot of friendship, goofiness, laffs and support.

AS YOUR QUEEN, I

HEREBY DECREE

that we get back to the spirit of things. Remember why we are here.

I would advise, if things upset you too much on controversial threads, do as I do, and STAY AWAY. Yes, the calm voice of reason should always prevail. But, people are going to believe what they want to believe, most of the time. Add your two cents, and move on. Do as Sarah did - and write to an offending company. WRite a couple of impassioned, informed posts.........and step away.

Or..........hell, stay there and fight. I don't care. Do what you need to do and do what is right.

But HERE?????????? BACK TO SILLY!!!!!!!!!!! BACK TO LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!!!!! END OF DISSENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

end of monarchial rant.

[Jestgar]

I am not sure if you are aware of exactly WHAT we talk about on here.........much of the time.

Are any of us aware of what we talk about on here

[Jestgar]

Could we have the reigning monarch declare that all argumentatively toned posts on this thread must be written in pig-latin, or set to music, or sum'n?

Sung by a uterus?

Or a care bare bear?

[Darn210]

AS YOUR QUEEN, I

HEREBY DECREE

. . .

end of monarchial rant.

Wait . . . What??!!?? Is Suzee still queen??? Gawwwwwd . . . it's so hard to keep track. I think whoever is the monarch needs to be wearing a crown in their av.

Jess . . . pig latin Love it!!! Yes Susie!!!! Do so decree it!!! All argumentative posts on the silly thread must be in pig latin and sung to the tune of O Cananda.

[elye]

Could we have the reigning monarch declare that all argumentatively toned posts on this thread must be written in pig-latin, or set to music, or sum'n?

Sung by a uterus?

Or a care bare bear?

Yes!! Yes!! Argumentative posts are to be recited in iambic pentametre. I will score it, put it to music, and my uterus will sing it. Actually, if you women take the time to sit quietly, and just.....listen..........perhaps you will hear strains coming from within, as well. Then we could have a chorus..... . . . .

Oh Canada.... . . yes, I believe that is what I've been hearing from....well, you know where.......and it's worked, as we've won three medals - -poised for a few more tomorrow!

CRANK IT UP, UTERUS!!

C'MON, EVERYBODY!.........

Oh, Caaaaaaa-na-daaaaaaa.........

[Jestgar]

Wait . . . What??!!?? Is Suzee still queen??? Gawwwwwd . . . it's so hard to keep track. I think whoever is the monarch needs to be wearing a crown in their av.

Susie's Qween??

Who flipped and made her qween?

[Mtndog]

Some people do take that personal.....however, having a difference in opinion is not a violation of board rule #1.

Making fun of the person (on a public forum) who does not agree with your views is disrespectful.

Clearly, we will have to agree to disagree that we have very different definitions of what constitutes acting respectfully. But alas, our monarch has declared the end of this so on to more important things

My 9-year old son just quoted Monty Python to me hubby . . . "None Shall Pass" . . . said with attitude . . .

(Black Knight/Holy Grail lest ye forget)

OMGAWDDDDDDD- Too phunny! I love the Black Knight scene:

and whho can forget

Are any of us aware of what we talk about on here

Never!!!!!!!!

[Jestgar]

Hey!! We have posts missing!! I don't think Sooze is in charge anymore!!

Open Original Shared Link

[psawyer]

Hey!! We have posts missing!! I don't think Sooze is in charge anymore!!

Open Original Shared Link

The post that was on the top of page 1200 is now about five posts down the page. To do that, posts would have to be inserted into the thread. A moderator could find an obscure old thread with five posts and merge that thread with this one to cause such an effect. But without going back and rereading the entire thread, it could be very difficult to find the imported posts.

[elye]

Susie's Qween??

Who flipped and made her qween?

Well! This has become quite the question........

Hey!! We have posts missing!! I don't think Sooze is in charge anymore!!

Open Original Shared Link

Whooooaaaa...... . . . . What to do? We have another page-warping, royal-ascention reconfiguration upon us..........

Ptaoughmghmn is suddenly in the position of Monarch Proper........ . .

What to do?

What does this mean??

[Mtndog]

The post that was on the top of page 1200 is now about five posts down the page. To do that, posts would have to be inserted into the thread. A moderator could find an obscure old thread with five posts and merge that thread with this one to cause such an effect. But without going back and rereading the entire thread, it could be very difficult to find the imported posts.

Oh noooo.......monarchial controversy in Psillyville- Could Spruezee be the Queen and Ptaum Prince!

[tom]

Hey!! We have posts missing!! I don't think Sooze is in charge anymore!!

Open Original Shared Link

What the Hell???????

Somethin' sneaky is happening.

5 posts were inserted????

Post #17980 is 'sposedta be on p1199.

(17980/15=1198.66666667 <wish I could make that "repeater bar" [sorry non-mathies, WE know what I mean] > )

Hmmm to coup or not to coup, eh Soup?

[Green12]

Argumentative posts are to be recited in iambic pentametre. I will score it, put it to music, and my uterus will sing it.

[elye]

What the Hell???????

Somethin' sneaky is happening.

5 posts were inserted????

Whooooooooooa..........

Extra verbiage clandestinely slipped into the discourse?? What could it all mean? Messages from the Canadian Olympic team, codes for equipment they need shipped over to start winning?

Messages from my mom, telling me to call her once in a while??

Susie!! It's someone who knows where your key is! (Ah! You found that....forget it).......

[tom]

. .. But without going back and rereading the entire thread, it could be very difficult to find the imported posts.

Maybe five new renumerative nee-mullet-sites-hijacked-to-porn posts have appeared????

I'll go look.

[elye]

AAAAAAggghh!!!!

Daughter just came flying outside, yelling that our dishwasher was spilling soapy water out all over the kitchen floor (this has NEVER happened before)..........

.......And my post count........

[happygirl]

I'm happy its been such a quiet week while I've been gone! No posts on the board at all.

[Green12]

Speaking of silver, I DID see, or sort of hear vaguely, in the background, that the Canucks WON a silver today????!!!!!!!

I wanted to say something earlier, but I didn't know if it happened yesterday or today, if it would be spoiling it or not.

YAY Canada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are any of us aware of what we talk about on here

I definitely am not A lot of it is way over my head!

Hey!! We have posts missing!! I don't think Sooze is in charge anymore!!

Open Original Shared Link

Does this mean Tom is Queen?

[Green12]

Another double post

[tom]

The Return of the Stack o' Laughs!!

Or is Laugh Totem better . .. .. .

Lotsa -ing goin on here too but Poeter & I can't join the choir

<tho maybe we needn't pack a baton to conduct?>

Uh-oh I hit post 3000 too!!

<ducking>

Hmmm safe so far . .. ...maybe I should go 'spill' some water, say, right into my potted basil.

[DingoGirl]

Could we have the reigning monarch declare that all argumentatively toned posts on this thread must be written in pig-latin, or set to music, or sum'n?

Sung by a uterus?

Or a care bare bear?

excellent

Wait . . . What??!!?? Is Suzee still queen??? Gawwwwwd . . . it's so hard to keep track. I think whoever is the monarch needs to be wearing a crown in their av.

What? I AM your queen! How quickly you forget your reigning monarch....... *sigh* this could ONLY happen to me. Even the volunteer jobs I'm lookin' fer for which I look are coming up with....complications.

<wonders constantly if the entire UNIVERSE is against her>

but I WAS the first poster on page 1200, I WAS, I tell you! I was, I was, I WAS! <stomping foot>

Susie's Qween??

Who flipped and made her qween?

now HOW did Jess phorget I was queen? Is my presence so........so........benign? My rule so....un-notable? Must do something quite extraordinary, tout sweet.....like, say, add five extra posts

to our thread......

WHAT IN HELL?????????????

The post that was on the top of page 1200 is now about five posts down the page. To do that, posts would have to be inserted into the thread. A moderator could find an obscure old thread with five posts and merge that thread with this one to cause such an effect. But without going back and rereading the entire thread, it could be very difficult to find the imported posts.

but how? why? ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh this IS a conspiracy, methinks........this is CROOKED and DASTARDLY!!!!!!!!!! sumfin's afoot..........

Whooooaaaa...... . . . . What to do? We have another page-warping, royal-ascention reconfiguration upon us..........

Ptaoughmghmn is suddenly in the position of Monarch Proper........ . .

What to do?

What does this mean??

EGG-ZACTLY!!!!!!!!!! what DOES it mean????????????

but more important......WHY? who would actually do this? what sort of DIABOLICAL scheme is afoot, to take away my reign????????? this could ONLY be the reason.......someone, in our midst, wants to be monarch SO BADLY, that he or she has IMPORTED posts from other threads.......to upset the balance, one-third of the way into my spectacular reign.

Hmmm to coup or not to coup, eh Soup?

*snoooooooooort*

Whooooooooooa..........

Extra verbiage clandestinely slipped into the discourse?? What could it all mean? Messages from the Canadian Olympic team, codes for equipment they need shipped over to start winning?

Messages from my mom, telling me to call her once in a while??

Susie!! It's someone who knows where your key is! (Ah! You found that....forget it).......

double *snoooooooooot*

Em - yer phluids and yer post count - OMG

[DingoGirl]

I'm happy its been such a quiet week while I've been gone! No posts on the board at all.

Hi Laura!

Yup, nothing going on a'tall............ are you back? or just visitin'?

I wanted to say something earlier, but I didn't know if it happened yesterday or today, if it would be spoiling it or not.

oh crrrrrrrap it was today - did not think of that

Lotsa -ing goin on here too but Poeter & I can't join the choir

<tho maybe we needn't pack a baton to conduct?>

what? why can't you and pOeter join the choir? is it yer computers? er wot?

sillies - I have a major mojito headache now. not fun. and crap, I only had one.

well, maybe I'll just mix up anotehr right quick.

WHO IS TRYING TO TAKE OVER MY REIGN????????????

[Jestgar]

:unsure:

Now it's all back :ph34r: :ph34r:

[tom]

Speaking of silver, I DID see, or sort of hear vaguely, in the background, that the Canucks WON a silver today????!!!!!!! Em, what WOZ it?????????? Either cycling or canoo-ing er.......I mean.....kayacking? that's not it......what in hell is that watercraft they're using? Brain not coming up wif it at present........

YES!!

I meant to bring it up long ago but had to watch DVR'd bball.

Men's Pairs Rowing!!!!

Ohhhhhhh Caaaaaa-na-daaaaaaaaaaa

Has there been more canuckian medaling?

Is the boat a scull? Oy that looks very wrong .. . . ..