The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Jestgar]

. . . remind me nevah to make Jess mad . . .

How bad could it be? Patti and I had to do the first part, and poor, sweet Bevvie the second.

I think he'll jump at the chance to be more connected with his female friends through shared experiences.

[Judyin Philly]

It has been pouring hard all afternoon--I napped on the couch with my kitty, Kitty put his heads in my hands and we slept all afternoon.

Then Jen called me and asked if I wanted to run to Starbucks with her and Becky. So we did that.

I have to go to Wegmans but the traffic is nasty right now so we will go later.

ah, sounds like a great rainy afternoon. happy for ya

Aw, Bev..... I'm so sorry to hear about all this sh!tty PICC stuff......you are a brave, ever-cheerful girl......I SOOOOO admire you!

Don't we all wish that it was Soooozie's ex Heinousman going through all this horrid medical intervention???

we sure do I want to order the voodoo doll........

Yah!! I say we pin him down and take out his uterus before inserting a PICC line - preferably through his groin, with a couple false starts.

I'm a firm believer in castration.....

for him YES

How bad could it be? Patti and I had to do the first part, and poor, sweet Bevvie the second.

I think he'll jump at the chance to be more connected with his female friends through shared experiences.

omg THE POOR WOMEN........

[Mtndog]

You guys are KILLING me. On the bright side my new PICC is a gorgeous, amethyst purple :

Aw, Bev..... I'm so sorry to hear about all this sh!tty PICC stuff......you are a brave, ever-cheerful girl......I SOOOOO admire you!

Don't we all wish that it was Soooozie's ex Heinousman going through all this horrid medical intervention???

oh yeah- Kissey should lose his lips!

Yah!! I say we pin him down and take out his uterus before inserting a PICC line - preferably through his groin, with a couple false starts.

:lol: OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a firm believer in castration.....

This is what killed me- Amanda, outta nowhere :lol: :lol:

I go back tomorrow for a dressing change- boy are they gonna feel bad when they see the bruise. OMG- could Emily and I be sharing symbolic bruises. Mine could be face of the chupacabra!!!!!

[jerseyangel]

OMG- could Emily and I be sharing symbolic bruises. Mine could be face of the chupacabra!!!!!

Oh goodie!! We get to play "name that bruise" again!

[curlyfries]

Don't we all wish that it was Soooozie's ex Heinousman going through all this horrid medical intervention???

Yah!! I say we pin him down and take out his uterus before inserting a PICC line - preferably through his groin, with a couple false starts.

I'm a firm believer in castration.....

He's not the only guy we know that could use a little "medical intervention".

OMG- could Emily and I be sharing symbolic bruises. Mine could be face of the chupacabra!!!!!

Oohhh!!!! I got me a doozie of me own. A week ago there was something on the cafeteria floor. One foot went sliding out from under me and on my way down, my arm whacked a table. (Did i mention I hate cafeteria duty? ) It's already gone thru a myriad of color changes. Hey!........I got me own built in kaleidescope! !

Interesting assortment of pharting techniques........earlier there was the repressed cheek pinching.........then the "really wish I COULD phart" syndrome........and lastly, the ever popular, bend over and let 'er rip!, accompanied by the sneaky laughing phart, to the tune of "Those Who Phart Together, Stay Together"

BTW....this reminds me........I have a personality phart quiz......must go dig it up.......be back later

[jerseyangel]

One foot went sliding out from under me and on my way down, my arm whacked a table.

Ouch!!

Lots of bruises and pharts lately....

[curlyfries]

OK.......here go's

This was from a collection of random stuff me dear mum put together in 1980, so in memory of her, I want to first start by presenting her title page.....

THE LAST TWENTY-FIVE YEARS

An Incomplete and Unredeeming

Collection of Trivia

in Three Categories - Mildly Interesting, Semi-Humorous

and Sick

Begun by accident in the final

throes of my misguided youth with contributions

by others with a similar affliction.

Dedicated to the preposterous

belief that my progeny have inherited this

MANIA called TRIVIALIS

For this quiz you must first choose what kind of person you are......no peeking ahead

1. Vain

2. Amiable

3. Proud

4. Shy

5. Impudent

6. Scientific

7. Unfortunate

8. Nervous

9. Honest

10. Dishonest

11. Foolish

12. Thrifty

13. Anti-Social

14. Strategic

15. Sadistic

16. Sensitive

17. Intellectual

18. Athletic

19. Miserable

20. Prudish

.......answers to come.....

[curlyfries]

Here we go............

1. Vain......one who loves the smell of his own farts

2. Amiable.....one who loves the smell of other peoples farts

3. Proud....one who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine

4. Shy.....one who releases silent farts and then blushes

5. Impudent.....one who boldly farts out loud and then laughs

6. Scientific....one who farts regularly but is truly concerned about pollution

7. Unfortunate....one who tries awfully hard to fart but sh!ts instead

8. Nervous.....one who stops in the middle of a fart

9. Honest......one who admits he farted but offers a good medical reason

10. Dishonest.....one who farts and then blames the dog

11. Foolish.....one who suppresses a fart for hours

12. Thrifty.....one who always has several farts in reserve

13. Anti-social.....one who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy

14. Strategic.....one who conceals his farts with loud laughter and a cough

15. Sadistic......one who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate

16. Sensitive.....one who farts and then starts crying

17. Intellectual.....one who can tell from the smell of his neighbor's fart the most recent food consumed

18. Athletic....one who farts at the slightest exertion

19. Miserable.....one who would truly love to fart but can't fart at all

20. Prudish......one who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles

[jerseyangel]

Omg--that is so phunny!

Especially #17......before reading the list, I would have said I was "sensitive", but after reading, I am an "honest"

How does "nervous" do that?

[Judyin Philly]

You guys are KILLING me. On the bright side my new PICC is a gorgeous, amethyst purple :

oh yeah- Kissey should lose his lips!

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is what killed me- Amanda, outta nowhere

I go back tomorrow for a dressing change- boy are they gonna feel bad when they see the bruise. OMG- could Emily and I be sharing symbolic bruises. Mine could be face of the chupacabra!!!!!

you guys are a riot.......let's pull the lips off Devil man and with plyers........ tiny bits at a time.

Oh goodie!! We get to play "name that bruise" again!

did we play before i joined........or am i brain fogged again

Hey!........I got me own built in kaleidescope! !

bet you look so purttttttry Do you get combat pay for that?

Here we go............

1. Vain......one who loves the smell of his own farts

2. Amiable.....one who loves the smell of other peoples farts

3. Proud....one who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine

4. Shy.....one who releases silent farts and then blushes

5. Impudent.....one who boldly farts out loud and then laughs

6. Scientific....one who farts regularly but is truly concerned about pollution

7. Unfortunate....one who tries awfully hard to fart but sh!ts instead

8. Nervous.....one who stops in the middle of a fart

9. Honest......one who admits he farted but offers a good medical reason

10. Dishonest.....one who farts and then blames the dog

11. Foolish.....one who suppresses a fart for hours

12. Thrifty.....one who always has several farts in reserve

13. Anti-social.....one who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy

14. Strategic.....one who conceals his farts with loud laughter and a cough

15. Sadistic......one who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate

16. Sensitive.....one who farts and then starts crying

17. Intellectual.....one who can tell from the smell of his neighbor's fart the most recent food consumed

18. Athletic....one who farts at the slightest exertion

19. Miserable.....one who would truly love to fart but can't fart at all

20. Prudish......one who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles

only you could come up with this and only on the silly thread.

[Jestgar]

Well, just got back from a fun venture to the urgent care clinic. Roomie sliced the crap outta his finger while doing dishes. 7 stitches. He's very proud

[Judyin Philly]

Well, just got back from a fun venture to the urgent care clinic. Roomie sliced the crap outta his finger while doing dishes. 7 stitches. He's very proud

who drove him there Jess you can't drive can you?

you really need this.........

He's very proud yep men tend to do this...........esp while your laid up.........oye.

so now whoes gona do the dishes....the bigger question?

[Jestgar]

Yeah, who is gonna do the dishes

I can do them in stages, 5 minutes at a time.

My instructions tell me I can drive as soon as I'm off the narcotics, which I am. Might be a different story if I had a stick (all that lifting of the feet!) but an automatic's easy.

[jerseyangel]

A quick good mornin' --gonna be oot and aboot (for my Canadian friends ) most of the day.

Jess--Gawd, that roomie is a real pip, isn't he? Sorry bout his finger, though....that couldn't have been pleasant for him. Nice way to get outta doing dishes

You poor thing, you shoulda been resting last night

Bevvie--how's the purple PICC this morning? Hope you slept well

Have a good Saturday everyone!

[Darn210]

Lisa!! . . . The perrrrrrrrrrrrfect entry on the silly thread.

I started out with amiable . . . and now I would probably say that I "try to be" antisocial . . . doesn't always work though . . .

Jess . . . they have these wonderful things called "playtex gloves" that will keep your roomies hands dry whilst he does the dishes!!

[elye]

Good Morning, Sillies!

Well, I was indeed scared last night...... . . . . ..we have quite a number of bored, angry, confused spirits in this city, appearing from time to time in hotel bedrooms, stairways, hallways, kitchens and attics. The most unsettling, for me, are the auditory experiences - - hearing voices and whispering, footsteps, dragging noises on the floorboards..... . .. .

Noticed Jack a few times, staring wide-eyed at our tour guide , moving uncomfortably from foot to foot.......but surprisingly, he slept very well.

On top of it all, we learned a great deal of history of Ottawa.

Have any of you Sillies ever seen or heard a ghost? I was going to start a thread on it.... .. . I have heard one, for certain....... . . . . ...:scaredlittleface:

You guys are KILLING me. On the bright side my new PICC is a gorgeous, amethyst purple

Bev! Purple is the coloUr of royalty! It denotes luxury, wealth and sophistication - - very feminine and romantic. This is all you!!

I go back tomorrow for a dressing change- boy are they gonna feel bad when they see the bruise. OMG- could Emily and I be sharing symbolic bruises. Mine could be face of the chupacabra!!!!!

Gahh! Bev, do keep us posted.....what's it shaping up like today? Brack Obama's face? A li'l goat?

Well, just got back from a fun venture to the urgent care clinic. Roomie sliced the crap outta his finger while doing dishes. 7 stitches. He's very proud

Oh, crap. Bad timing, Jess! Well.... . .hopefully he'll get a nice bruise over it all for you to watch and interpret.... . .. . .

[jerseyangel]

Well, I was indeed scared last night...... . . . . ..we have quite a number of bored, angry, confused spirits in this city, appearing from time to time in hotel bedrooms, stairways, hallways, kitchens and attics. The most unsettling, for me, are the auditory experiences - - hearing voices and whispering, footsteps, dragging noises on the floorboards..... . .. .

Scared, yes, but I would love to go there. You actually heard the ghosts? Wow....I told the story before about how I saw my grandparents once after they had passed away.....so yeah, I have seen a ghost

[blueeyedmanda]

Bev---how are you?

[blueeyedmanda]

Morning Sillies-

Still dreary outside

To the ghosts yes- in July we were supposed to spend the night in the lighthouse which was "haunted" turns out it was and we experienced the scary stuff.....I hightailed it out of there!

So last night we were on our way to weggies...and John surprised me and took me to the Sal store....I was so happpy. He is not into Sal's but he shopped naround and bought himself a shirt and I got 2 shirts!!!! I was happy!!!!

Oh and we narrowed down to 5 houses and John would like to put an offer out on one....

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I adore it :)

[Daxin]

Wow, A rare break in my new crazy schedule to post on the boards.

Weather today is nice, but should turn to rain before supper. At least I can get some school work done before all heck breaks lose this week at work.

Hope everything is well here in psillyville. I miss you all and will check in more often now.

At least I did not pick VAIN on the fart list.

[Jestgar]

Oh and we narrowed down to 5 houses and John would like to put an offer out on one....

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I adore it :)

Very cute!

[elye]

Wow, A rare break in my new crazy schedule to post on the boards.

Hi, Ryan!

Was thinking of you when I remembered the big Labour Day match-up tomorrow between the Roughriders and the Blue Bombers. Is it in Regina or Winnipeg?

This house looks great, Amanda!

[Judyin Philly]

Ryan--good luck with you match

Amanda--like both homes. Both have alot to offer.

[nikki-uk]

Brave Bevvy got PICC'd (purple styley)

Good goil - all done.

I REALLY need to get a life instead of keep sneaking out of the house when Tel's not looking muttering ''must get online, must get online''

GADS, the kids are back to school on Wednesday...I could spend ALL day in here (if I could afford it... a quid an hour!!!)

No wait!!!!.....What I REALLY want to do is spend ALL day on the phone to a call centRE in bloomin' Dehli to MY INTERNET PROVIDER!!!! (who ain't providing )

Each time I phone they say ''we will send you a new <delete as appropiate> mains connector...wired connection.....wireless router........santa frickin' claus.....

Each item can take ''up to 3 working days''

GAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They REALLY are testing me patience now ...if the next item doesn't work I am changing my ISP.....but that can take up to 12 (TWELVE!!!!!!) working days....

....JULES!!!!.....come get me!!!.....take me to the safe place please ...........

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Dear GAAAAAWD Miss Beaverly!!!!!!!!!!!

If I EVER climb out of the phorumless abyss I shall NAY!! MUST add that site to me bookmarks!!!!

Patti belching loudly to the tune of ''I've got me a hiatus hernia'' ......many, many talents that girl...

Ptaum in a bad place

Any news on Sarah

Emily's chasing ghosts??? .........scared

Judy's phinally unfurled her hose .....clever girl

Where's The Q????

Dear gaaaawd, that hr went quick......I cannae bear it, suppose I should READ a book or summat ......I'll try tonight

....back to me abyss

[elye]

Nikki rears 'er head from the abyss!! ....Only to submerge again... . . . for how long, we just dunno. The techie boys in New Delhi probably have an idea.......

I pheel for you, Nikerler.. . .. not having the internet in house is something I cannot stand.