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Judyin Philly Enthusiast
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY EMILY AND WILL !!!!!!!!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

and may I respectively ask how many .............wonderful ................years?

Thanks, everybody!! :):)

here's a phunny for the occasion.... . . ......

"Yes," said the father. "And cheap ones, too."

great one :lol:

did you do anything special?

judy


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Mtndog Collaborator

My ears were itchy- knew you guys waz talking bout me!!! :wub: Today is a bit better- Kurt's aunt Nurse Jane Phuzzy Wuzzy (ok- her name is Deb) is an IV nurse so she changed the dressing and it's still red but less itchy (keeping fingers crossed)

Now you know our secret ;) Seriously, if there is an Amandaland we would all be in trouble....

Ain't that the TROOF!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: If we had Bevland it would be some bevaer meadow in England :P

Phor Nik, who can't be wif us due to heinous internet problems......I thought I'd pinch-hit here.....

Pinch Punch--Phirst Day of the Month!!!!!!

Hope I did that right, Nikerler :D We miss you!!

Cannot BELIEVE it's September 1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY EMILY AND WILL !!!!!!!!!!

Oh Happy Anniversary :wub: :wub:

psawyer Proficient
The three children gasped and said,
blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Happy Anniversary Em and Will :):):):)

elye Community Regular

Morning, Sillies!

First day of school for Sophie.... . . Jack starts tomorrow. Here are their faces this morning:

:(:angry:

And mine:

:D

and may I respectively ask how many .............wonderful ..........years?

Eighteen. Holy crap, was I young when this happened, er what?? :rolleyes:<_<

Think yer PICC site will be better today, Bev..... . . I just know it. :)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies-

Aww Em, the first day of school!!!

Bev- hope the PICC is much better.

Oh yes, back to work today, I am enjoying it.....nope thats a lie :) But I am only here today and tomorrow and then off. We were going to go to the beach Thursday into Friday but we might just do a day trip there, I am not sure yet. It would save us some money and give us daylight time to look for a house. Our mortgage appt is tomorrow night but if we could get in tonight we are going to go tonight.

I keep thinking it is Monday....I love days off, but it always screws with your brain clock....LOL!

jerseyangel Proficient
First day of school for Sophie.... . . Jack starts tomorrow. Here are their faces this morning:

:(:angry:

And mine:

:D

:lol: So phunny....I remember those days!

The teachers here in our district are on strike--today was supposed to be their phirst day of school.....


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I'M BAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D:D:D:D:D

HAPPY, HAPPY, JOY, JOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh what glee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: ....from the comfort of me living room......, a little heavier than before (weigh in today post Turkey poundage :rolleyes: ....but, oh the RELIEF!!! :rolleyes::lol:

You have to make a choice.....be skinny but no internet OR be phat but have the www :unsure:

GADS!!!!!!!!!.....never thought I'd say it but...I'd rather be phat & keep me beloved internet!!!!!!!! :lol:

It ain't over yet though <_< ......can't get internet for Daniel's computer upstairs......more calls to New Delhi :angry:

Phor Nik, who can't be wif us due to heinous internet problems......I thought I'd pinch-hit here.....

Pinch Punch--Phirst Day of the Month!!!!!!

Hope I did that right, Nikerler :D We miss you!!

PADDEIGH!!!!!!!!!....yer done me proud :D <slight tear and swell of pride :lol: >

Jestgar Rising Star

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY EMILY AND WILL !!!!!!!!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D :D :D:D

only a we bit late

:D :D :D :D :D :D

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
My ears were itchy- knew you guys waz talking bout me!!! :wub: Today is a bit better- Kurt's aunt Nurse Jane Phuzzy Wuzzy (ok- her name is Deb) is an IV nurse so she changed the dressing and it's still red but less itchy (keeping fingers crossed)

Hope all is well with the PICC this am!!!!

Morning, Sillies!

First day of school for Sophie.... . . Jack starts tomorrow. Here are their faces this morning:

:(:angry:

And mine:

:D

Eighteen. Holy crap, was I young when this happened, er what?? :rolleyes:<_<

Think yer PICC site will be better today, Bev..... . . I just know it. :)

Enjoy your first free day :P Eighteen years..........congrats!

Morning Sillies-

I keep thinking it is Monday....I love days off, but it always screws with your brain clock....LOL!

me too ......enjoy your trip and good luck with morgage apt.

I'M BAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D:D:D:D

Well back you were missed!

Beautiful cool day here in Media

Morning everyone

Judy

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I think it is supposed to get hot today......90's in my area. So summer will make a return for a few days yet. Our leaves have already started to fall. Some are even changing colors....fall is on its way!

jerseyangel Proficient
I think it is supposed to get hot today......90's in my area. So summer will make a return for a few days yet. Our leaves have already started to fall. Some are even changing colors....fall is on its way!

Yep--same here. It's going up to 90 today, tomorrow and Thursday. The humidity is pretty comfortable, though--so far.....it was a cool August, now maybe a warmer September? :blink:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Ya know it was warm up until November last year. I remember wearing capris and sandals to HersheyPark Halloween in the Dark the last week of October. I also remember it was 70 on my wedding day--November 3rd. I went on my Honeymoon and then it was cold.

jerseyangel Proficient
Ya know it was warm up until November last year. I remember wearing capris and sandals to HersheyPark Halloween in the Dark the last week of October. I also remember it was 70 on my wedding day--November 3rd. I went on my Honeymoon and then it was cold.

I do remember that....we moved here right at the end of October and it was very warm leading up to that and was still warm for quite a while after we moved in.

Gawd--the whole year has just flown by.....

nikki-uk Enthusiast

YIPEEEEEEeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mygaaaawd - everything (pc wise :rolleyes: ) is in working order now!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 computers AND a second phone line (free international calls to US so if yer ever want to talk email me yer #!! :lol: )

Hubby is making this face -------> :rolleyes: ........ :lol: he is fantastically relieved ;) ....I was like a bear with a sore head.....at one point I insisted that no one was to talk mto me UNTIL I got the net back :ph34r:

<must calm down!!>

Ok then, what have I missed???

Emily & Will's 18th Anniversary!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BELATED CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jess, how yer doing ??

Sarah?? Any news??

ALL me sillies GAHHHHHHHHH...I'm BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.....

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

I have been quite deranged :wacko:

jerseyangel Proficient

Nikki!!!! :D

It's so-o-o-o-o-o good to have you back!! :D:D

Lots fer you to catch up on, that's fer sure. Did you ever get through all the emails? :lol: There for a while, they were flying fast and furious and honestly I was deleting old pages just about every other day. I have a very limited amount of storage for messages <_< and I was getting IP messages that my inbox was just about full.

That never happened before :P

Anyway--I think you do have me number but I can get it to you again. Isn't technology grand!!! :rolleyes:

Oh--and about the Pinch Punch.....it just wasn't the same without ya :wub:

Mtndog Collaborator

Nikkeigh is BAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pahteee TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All is well in Psillyville!!!!!!!

Me arm SEEMS to be calming down- tolerably itchy GAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Uncle ray sent me this TEE HEE!!!!!!!!

SNIPPY RECEPTIONIST

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.

As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,

'YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;

YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?'

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man.

He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT

THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'

DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Welcome Back Nikki!!!! Nice to see you again :):):)

elye Community Regular

Oh, Thank GAWD! Nikerler's back.....my connection to The Motherland...... .. .was feeling all strange and cast adrift..... . . ...Welcome back, Phat Nikki!! :lol::lol::P

You have to make a choice.....be skinny but no internet OR be phat but have the www :unsure:

GADS!!!!!!!!!.....never thought I'd say it but...I'd rather be phat & keep me beloved internet!!!!!!!! :lol:

Nik, I do not understand this.... . . ..do ya mean that without the www, one remains slim by gettin' off one's arse and moving around? Were you jogging to the internet cafe, and was it ten kilometres away? :huh::rolleyes:

I have been quite deranged :wacko:

Now, she's deranged, and online..... . . . . . ..be afraid... . . . . . ..... :P

'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT

THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'

OMG....... . . ..... . :lol::lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I am trying to make my beach trip become a reality....

John and I are were originally off Thurs, Fri and next Mon. John has limited time off so he is going to go to work Monday and I guess I will too. He needs the time for when we buy a house. The settlement is always during the week. He is not sure about the trip to the shore since it is a day before payday and the begining of the month is tight for us, every bill plus rent is due now.

I would wait till the weekend but with Hurricane Hanna. that might damper things... I am content to go to the shore, even if it is just for a day...so I am trying to figure out how to swing this...

jerseyangel Proficient
DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS.

:lol: Bev!!

Good to hear that yer itching is down to a dull roar--hopefully it'll keep improving :)

Amanda--Hope you and John can work out at least a quick get-away ;)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Nik, I do not understand this.... . . ..do ya mean that without the www, one remains slim by gettin' off one's arse and moving around? Were you jogging to the internet cafe, and was it ten kilometres away? :huh::rolleyes:

:lol::lol::lol:

No, no Em!!

Just a musing really (much like the rippers)....I just wondered IF someone gave you a choice what would it be???

Have the Internet BUT be fat

NO internet but be lithe & skinny :rolleyes:

YAHOO!!! KIds back to school!!!!.........but wait :unsure: ...where is their school uniform?? <it needs ironing :rolleyes: >

..how DO you make a nutritious gluten-free packed lunch???? (I forget)........what do they need in their bags??? :unsure: ....and MOST importantly.........HOW can I REgain the ability to get out of bed @ 06.15 hours!!!!!!!!! :o:blink:

GADS!!!!!!!!...me brain needs reconfiguring or summat

........Windows 'multitasking mothering skills' or some such programME... :lol:

Now, she's deranged, and online..... . . . . . ..be afraid... . . . . . ..... :P

OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! ( :unsure: I think)

I errrm :unsure: , I may have broken me brain trying to occupy meself in the forumless abyss :wacko: ....I also broke ALL me fingernails trying to claw me way out :rolleyes: ..........scaaaaaary place............. :unsure:

Darn210 Enthusiast
...so I am trying to figure out how to swing this...

Ask Jess . . . I'm sure she knows how to swing as she's been spending a lot of time there lately.

Jestgar Rising Star
Ask Jess . . . I'm sure she knows how to swing as she's been spending a lot of time there lately.

Just close your eyes, relax, and remember that summer is on it's way out. Ya gotta go. Skip the lattes for the next two weeks if you have to.

Green12 Enthusiast

Nikki is back :D

YIPPEEEEEEE!!!!!

I may have broken me brain trying to occupy meself in the forumless abyss :wacko: ....I also broke ALL me fingernails trying to claw me way out :rolleyes: ..........scaaaaaary place............. :unsure:

Glad you escaped with minor injuries, had it lasted longer it might not have been very pretty :lol:

Happy (belated) Anniversary to Emily and hubby! :wub:

And Bev is less itchy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope it stays that way :D:D

I am trying to make my beach trip become a reality....

I would wait till the weekend but with Hurricane Hanna. that might damper things... I am content to go to the shore, even if it is just for a day...so I am trying to figure out how to swing this...

I know nawt of things of the shore Amanda :lol: , but I hope you and John can make it happen one way or the other, somewhere, somehow!!

I had a great time bowling yesterday, I did in fact bowl 3 strikes!!! Emily was right on with her predicition.......she must have E.S.P., Extra Silly Prediciting powers :lol::lol::lol:

Anybody hear from Sarah?? Or Tom??? Jess, how you doin?!?! I hope you healing and recovering nicely :D

Susie Q has kind of been rather quiet too :unsure:

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