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jerseyangel Proficient

Susie's away at her friend's house--she checked in briefly over the weekend :)

I hope Sarah is ok--haven't seen Tom since last week. :(

3 strikes--Julie, that's great! Sounds like you had phun keggling :lol:


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Darn210 Enthusiast
Julie, that's great! Sounds like you had phun keggling :lol:

:huh::blink::huh: What??!! Keggling??!! . . . Julie!!! Did you find gluten-free beer in a keg???!!!!

Or perhaps Patti meant . . .

Kegel excercises?? Fun?? . . . Hmmm, I must not be doing them right.

:blink:

:lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I wonder if Sarah's sons started school yet? She might be busy with that as well. I hope her and Tom both check in, even if for a moment.

We miss you guys!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Kegel excercises?? Fun?? . . . Hmmm, I must not be doing them right.

:blink:

:lol:

Clearly not, unless yours involve a 12 pound ball.

jerseyangel Proficient
Kegel excercises?? Fun?? . . . Hmmm, I must not be doing them right.

:blink:

:lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

Keggling is an old word for bowling :P

I'm old. :huh:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Clearly not, unless yours involve a 12 pound ball.

:o:o:o

Holy Crap!!!

:lol::lol::lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Clearly not, unless yours involve a 12 pound ball.

LOL! We are talking about the same thing right....or maybe my mind is in the gutter again.....


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elye Community Regular
No, no Em!!

Just a musing really (much like the rippers)....I just wondered IF someone gave you a choice what would it be???

Have the Internet BUT be fat

NO internet but be lithe & skinny :rolleyes:

That's a toughie..... .. . .....A much easier one fer me would be the choice between phatness and TV, or thinness and no TV.. . . . . make me thin, baby!! :rolleyes:

Yes, I've been thinking about our Sarah and Ptaoughmghmn, too........ . . ....

Send us a smoke signal, you two!!!

I had a great time bowling yesterday, I did in fact bowl 3 strikes!!! Emily was right on with her predicition.......she must have E.S.P., Extra Silly Prediciting powers

All right! I must head out and buy a lottery ticket... . ..... . . .

Kegel excercises?? Fun?? . . . Hmmm, I must not be doing them right.

Clearly not, unless yours involve a 12 pound ball.

Whooooaaaaa........ . . . Kegels with balls... . ... . .strictly a male exercise, that version must be... . . . ...and wouldn't the balls just be gettin' in the way? Trying fer a proper tuck, and all.....

:huh:

:lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Nikki is back :D

YIPPEEEEEEE!!!!!

I know nawt of things of the shore Amanda :lol: , but I hope you and John can make it happen one way or the other, somewhere, somehow!!

I had a great time bowling yesterday, I did in fact bowl 3 strikes!!! Emily was right on with her predicition.......she must have E.S.P., Extra Silly Prediciting powers

Ditto on the YIPPEEE that Nikkeee is backeee!!!!!!!

Julie- Thous shalt know the shore if thou visits me :D That was a hint ;)

:huh::blink::huh: What??!! Keggling??!! . . . Julie!!! Did you find gluten-free beer in a keg???!!!!

Or perhaps Patti meant . . .

Kegel excercises?? Fun?? . . . Hmmm, I must not be doing them right.

:blink:

:lol:

Gianknit :lol: :lol:

I wonder if Sarah's sons started school yet? She might be busy with that as well. I hope her and Tom both check in, even if for a moment.

We miss you guys!!!

I know- I worry about psillies when they go missing :(

:lol::lol::lol:

Keggling is an old word for bowling :P

I'm old. :huh:

Sure it is Patti :lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Sure it is Patti :lol: :lol:

Would I lie to me Sillies??????

Open Original Shared Link

:P

Darn210 Enthusiast
Would I lie to me Sillies??????

Open Original Shared Link

:P

Hmmmmm . . . I saw the term ALL THE WAY . . . bowlers go ALL THE WAY, huh?? . . . betcha gonna tell me that means summptin else, too, huh??

elye Community Regular
Hmmmmm . . . I saw the term ALL THE WAY . . . bowlers go ALL THE WAY, huh?? . . . betcha gonna tell me that means summptin else, too, huh??

Yah, Pa-tay! And I'll bet your league team was usin' ballcocks in some capacity, too! :P:lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Nikkeigh is BAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pahteee TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT

THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'

DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS.

You got that right :lol:

welcome back...missed you

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Discombobulated....trying to cook dinner from the 3rd floor and do quotes... :blink: on at the same time.

this post probably won't make any sense but then.....most of mind don't ;):lol:

:lol: Bev!!

Good to hear that yer itching is down to a dull roar--hopefully it'll keep improving :)

Amanda--Hope you and John can work out at least a quick get-away ;)

ditto

Nikki is back :D

And Bev is less itchy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope it stays that way :D:D

I know nawt of things of the shore Amanda :lol: , but I hope you and John can make it happen one way or the other, somewhere, somehow!!

I had a great time bowling yesterday, I did in fact bowl 3 strikes!!! Emily was right on with her predicition.......she must have E.S.P., Extra Silly Prediciting powers :lol::lol::lol:

Anybody hear from Sarah?? Or Tom??? Jess, how you doin?!?! I hope you healing and recovering nicely :D

Susie Q has kind of been rather quiet too :unsure:

good for you and where are our miss 2 peeps?

I wonder if Sarah's sons started school yet? She might be busy with that as well. I hope her and Tom both check in, even if for a moment.

We miss you guys!!!

ditto

smell me dinner burning....... :o

curlyfries Contributor
SNIPPY RECEPTIONIST

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.

As he approached the receptionist's desk,.......

For a second I thought you were going to tell this one...........

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist said, "Hello, sir. Can you please tell me why you are here to see the doctor today?"

"There's something wrong with my d!ck," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said,"You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you." he said.

The receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

The man repied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't p!ss out of it," he replied.

Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!

Keggling is an old word for bowling :P

I'm old. :huh:

I knew dat!.....I guess that makes me old too :ph34r:

LOL! We are talking about the same thing right....or maybe my mind is in the gutter again.....

:lol::lol::lol:

good one!

Good to see you back, Nikki!!!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

I see you Susie Q

I hope your going to post for us

Have you gotten home from Gail's?

Have you heard from Sarah?

how the heck are YA girl.............???? :oB);) come on spill the beans......... :)

Judy

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Has been rather quiet in sillyville lately........ we are just not quite ourselves...... :unsure:

The three children gasped and said,
DingoGirl Enthusiast
I see you Susie Q

I hope your going to post for us

Have you gotten home from Gail's?

Have you heard from Sarah?

how the heck are YA girl.............???? come on spill the beans......... :)

Judy

Me - rather blah :( working through it.........

gotten back from Gail's - yes, I was away........exactly ten miles :lol: we pretended we were on vacation......we LOVE that house - they've had it over 50 years, and it's a major part of the the fibRE of my childhood.....been going there since the age of four. :) Lovely to hang out there..............was actually pondering a psilly psummit there! Oh - would require permission from Martha :lol: So - don't book yer tickets, sillies

Amanda - great house!

no word from Sarah from me.......

How are you, Joo-deeigh! :)

curlyfries Contributor

Three old ladies were sitting side by side on patio chairs at their retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled from years past shopping at their local Piggly Wiggly and demonstrated with her hands the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a pennie a piece.

The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about."

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Me - rather blah :( working through it.........

How are you, Joo-deeigh! :)

maybe we should all drop Sarah a email......she's been missing too long. and Where is THOMAS????

well shoot was hoping that it would rev up your engines :ph34r:;)

Gail's mom's home sounds beau-ti-fullllllllllllllllll!

I love my new name :lol:

hugs honey

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about."

omg :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hi Sillies-

a nice evening for a walk!

SusieQ we missed you :):):) glad youre back!

Jen and I took Landen for a walk to the duck pond. We tried ways to scheme the beach getaway. Jen, Becky and Landen were all planning to go too. We might skip the Wildwood beach and go to one maybe closer to home. We will see, Ocean City MD is about the same distance that Wildwood/Cape May is for us. There is Sea Side Heights, but last time I was there it was errmm-uhmmm Shady!

So another thing we talked about is our neighbors, as you guys know we were so happy when the ghetto boys were evicted in March. In May, we got new neighbors....now I am not trying to be judgemental, we have many arabian people who live in our community...but these two are different....we think they are bad news! First they are under a corporate rental, but the guy never works, always home. They will not talk to anyone, the girl he is with looks about 15, he is nearing 30ish. They are always fighting.... but the strange thing is the cars, always a different car, sometimes they have it for a week sometimes two, we just found out they are renting a car. John saw the papers on the front seat. They always exchange cars in the overnight hours. Last night they came home with a BMV convertible. This evening a Toyota Camry.....very odd. Jen's dog, has barked at them since Day 1. She literally goes nuts when they come and go...growling and such. If Jen is in the backyard with the dogs and the man comes out, Ali the german shepard gets very protective and violent. The man has shaved his head, he kind of looks like a natzi or something, very scary. He stares at me when I go outside. My other neighbors have caught him sneaking around the vehicles out front....he always goes to the parking lot to make phone calls and he picks this dark area and hides himself. Oh and they litter they throw everything on the ground. Bags of fast food, fruit that rots, and he gets drunk and comes out and pukes in our parking lot.... Something is not right with these people....and we dont know what to do. No one believes us but something is fishy...what do you guys think???

Mtndog Collaborator

Gah- Cracking up- I was reading the posts on Gmail and I read Judy quoting Julies "And Bev is less itchy" as "Yay and Bev is less b%$@#y!" :lol: :lol: Yeah, that too! ;)

LOL! We are talking about the same thing right....or maybe my mind is in the gutter again.....

I keep my mind (or what's left of it) there constantly :P

Hmmmmm . . . I saw the term ALL THE WAY . . . bowlers go ALL THE WAY, huh?? . . . betcha gonna tell me that means summptin else, too, huh??

Those bowlers are sassy, dirty peeps!

Hi Siouxsie- glad you had a good vacation!!!!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Hi Sillies-

a nice evening for a walk!

SusieQ we missed you :):):) glad youre back!

Something is not right with these people....and we dont know what to do. No one believes us but something is fishy...what do you guys think???

It reaks of dead fish to me. Don't know who to call but there is sure something fishy or illegal going on in my opinion!

Gah- Cracking up- I was reading the posts on Gmail and I read Judy quoting Julies "And Bev is less itchy" as "Yay and Bev is less b%$@#y!" :lol::lol: Yeah, that too! ;)

I keep my mind (or what's left of it) there constantly :P

Those bowlers are sassy, dirty peeps!

Hi Siouxsie- glad you had a good vacation!!!!

glad you keeping happy ...itchy- b%$@#y we'll take you how ever we can get ya.

glad it's a little better babe.

judy

elye Community Regular

OMG....... . . . . ...Jerry Lewis is being currently interviewed on some trashy show.. . . . ......what has happened to this man?? He looks...... . .so... .. .tragic..... . .. ..such a.....mess........ . . . :unsure::blink:

Susie, I can just see Annie racing after the cavalcade of squirrels...... :rolleyes::lol: Gus and Elsie go berserk when there is even ONE in the yard, and we have hundreds of them around - - black, red, grey........The United Nations of Squirreldom, it would seem....... :lol:

Speaking of messes - - Amanda! These neighboUrs sound like a mess - - people you do not want to be around. I'd watch them carefully.

Gawd, WHERE'S OUR YETI when we really need him??

Could he be with Ptaoughmghmn? :huh::rolleyes:

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