The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[blueeyedmanda]

Ah, sometimes it is a challenge to be a guy here in sillyville.

Oh, well, I think I will stick around anyway.

I'm sorry Peter....

So My sister said the word Yeti tonight on the phone.

I also have an unexpected visitor tonight. Landen is sleeping at my house, he arrived at 10. So his cousin was supposed to watch him this evening....the same girl who needed the preggy test earilier. Well Jen went to work, John and I went to WEggies. We got home and I noticed Becky's boyfriends car was here, and it was not even after Landen's bedtime. John and I went in to make dinner. A little while later Jen texted me and asked me if I seen Becky at all since she could not get in touch with her by phone or anything. I said no but said look her guy friend is here but I wasnt saying anything. Jen was pretty mad, she had told Beck no boys in the house. So at 10 Jen took a leave from work to come home for a bit since here it was 10 and she still couldnt get in touch with Beck. She was worried about her baby....So Jen arrives to find Becky and this guy drunk, Landen in bed but never even changed so she had been in touch with me on her way home and asked if we had plans, I did say yes since John and I were going out tonight, but when she explained what all was going on. SO Jen brought Landen up here and laid him right in the crib. it was not until she was coming up my stairs did she figure out Landen had a wet diaper on and he had no clothes on. She brought his blanket and binkie but we didnt change him since it would wake him up and that would cause problems. Jen kicked Becky out of the house. Jen came back with Landens diaper bag and she was crying. She was worried she ruined our evening and what would she have done if we werent home....I just told her Landens ok now, not to worry about our plans, we have many nights. Its more important that he is safe. So I calmed Jen down and she went to work....more later Landen hasnt woke up yet, we turned down the AC tonight so he is comfy. I am going to give him a bath in the morning.

I used to work in daycares so I love children the preschool job sounds fun!!!!

[Judyin Philly]

I also have an unexpected visitor tonight. Landen is sleeping at my house, he arrived at 10.

you are sure one of God's angels on earth.

you are an amazing woman who i so admire.

Judy

[jerseyangel]

Landen hasnt woke up yet, we turned down the AC tonight so he is comfy. I am going to give him a bath in the morning.

You are a truly one of a kind young woman, Amanda.

[elye]

Good Morning, Sillies!!

Well, I'm sure Landen had a good night's sleep, all changed and comfy in your crib, Amanda. Jen is SO lucky to have you!

Got a question fer y'all.........does anyone have experience with hot tubs? We are seriously considering the purchase of one, and the main reason would be for our sore, tight, overworked muscles (DH works out as much, if not more, than I). None of the athletic people we know have been in a hot tub enough to say whether or not it really helps. My RMT girlfriend tells me it often works wonders. It makes sense, pounding jets of water working over your muscles. .. . ..I just dunno. Think I'll start a new thread on it.

May do nuttin' fer me muscles, but our social lives may explode........

[jerseyangel]

Em--We had a hot tub at our former house. We ended up giving it to our son when we moved last year because it was on the deck and here we don't have a deck (we have a back/side porch) and have no plans for one.

I think you and W would find it very helpful for your sore muscles. You can position the jets to take full advantage of them and there's nothin like sitting in the hot, bubbling water when it's cold (or even snowing) out side. I think you'd love it! The kids, too.

Get one big enough for 6, though because you're right about your social life ......put in a hot tub, and they will come......

[nikki-uk]

You are a truly one of a kind young woman, Amanda.

As patti would say....True dat!!!

May do nuttin' fer me muscles, but our social lives may explode........

Got me bag ready (swimming cozzy, towel, bottle of bubbly )

UGH!!!...my computer probs ain't over...well not my probs, but me son's pc is being very naughty

I HATE computers!!!!

It's like a winter's day here - rainy, blowy, barely reaching 60 degrees F ...AND I got a parking fine (phine) today

[Green12]

Patti said gluten palooza

Julie!!!....you traitor!!!

Hee!

FACEBOOK! Julie, isn't it great? We've got a Psilly friendship circle started!

YES! All Sillies not there should report to Facebook stat! We could take over with wacklness and mispelled words

You know I was in a silly mood yesterday and I felt like writing in the "religion" and "political views" section something like....the religion of LOVE, or power to the people political party, but I didn't

Nothing says party like a hot tub Sounds like phun!

Kids have a habit of sitting in chairs on their knees, thus they are usually leaning over the table or desk. So if they are told to sit on their (BACK ) pockets, it's nicer than telling them to sit on their butts.

Lisa! I love the sit on your pockets thing, it's very cute. Going to use that with my 3 yr old niece

Bunnie Bobbit? Nobody tell my boyfriend......

Ah, sometimes it is a challenge to be a guy here in sillyville.

Oh, well, I think I will stick around anyway.

Sorry Peter!!! There is an overflow of estrogen in Sillyville, we need some more testosterone to balance it out

I also have an unexpected visitor tonight. Landen is sleeping at my house,

Omgosh Amanda, I am so glad you and John were home last night to take Landon.

It's like a winter's day here - rainy, blowy, barely reaching 60 degrees F ...AND I got a parking fine (phine) today

[elye]

Get one big enough for 6, though because you're right about your social life ......put in a hot tub, and they will come......

Thanks for this info, Patti..........I only wish you could test-drive one for three or four post-workouts.... . . .

Got me bag ready (swimming cozzy, towel, bottle of bubbly )

Yes!! Nikki's heading over! Do you currently have any huge, festering blisters on yer feet? I think the bromide in the water and the "gentle jet" setting is phab for such heinosities.

And superb for post-surgery trauma! Uterusless Jess and New-knee Janet, there'll be spots fer you and you can direct the jets where they're needed.....Soooooozie must sit and have the jets firing onto her gimpy back...... . .. Bev! you can blast yer PICC area........Patti - - yer enzymes could be targeted (but I think they're perfect now, correct?).

Okay, what can we fix in my tub for PeOter, Amanda, Lisa, Julie, Judy, Ptaoughmghmn, Ryan....who am I missing??.......Bunnie and Laura........

Mygawd.... ... that's it. I need a fifteen-seater..........

...AND I got a parking fine (phine) today

[Jestgar]

Yes!! Nikki's heading over! Do you currently have any huge, festering blisters on yer feet? I think the bromide in the water and the "gentle jet" setting is phab for such heinosities.

And superb for post-surgery trauma! Uterusless Jess and New-knee Janet, there'll be spots fer you and you can direct the jets where they're needed.....Soooooozie must sit and have the jets firing onto her gimpy back...... . .. Bev! you can blast yer PICC area........Patti - - yer enzymes could be targeted (but I think they're perfect now, correct?).

Okay, what can we fix in my tub for PeOter, Amanda, Lisa, Julie, Judy, Ptaoughmghmn, Ryan....who am I

umm...could I go in before the festering foot sores?

[curlyfries]

Okay, what can we fix in my tub for PeOter, Amanda, Lisa, Julie, Judy, Ptaoughmghmn, Ryan....who am I missing??.......Bunnie and Laura........

Boobs?

I'll settle for me *lunch duty hating* back

[elye]

umm...could I go in before the festering foot sores?

Jess! Weren't ya reading?? Nikki's bringing lots of bubbly, and I'll have me formidable bottle of absinthe....... . . you simply won't care.

Boobs?

Yesssss!! Bigger boobs....... . set those jets on industrial non-stop power surge, direct 'em right at chest level, and they'll likely swell right up! Agonizing, but so what??

[Green12]

Mygawd.... ... that's it. I need a fifteen-seater..........

Might as well get a pool while your at it for all of us

POOL PARTY!!!!

[blueeyedmanda]

Hi Sillies-

Well Landen did sleep through the night. Jen is making Becky leave for good. Its a good thing, since they do not need that extra stress in their lives either. Landen was a bit confused waking up in a different place but he took it in stride and was happy to see us.

Jen is not going in to work tonight she called off, saying the whole Becky drama has made her stomach upset and she just feels she needs a night to herself. I cannot agree more. Becky has caused a lot of drama this summer and Jen was stuck in the middle since it is her relative.

John and I had taken a few weeks to ourselves and didnt watch Landen as much since August 1st, we would pick up an evening here and there. We will go back on a full schedule now though and since he is sleeping so much better since he is in a crib in our house that totally works.

So Landen will return tomorrow evening and once again next weekend. Jen will start moving on Oct. 1st. My mom is going to keep Landen overnight while we help Jen move. So between us looking to move, her actually moving the next few months are busy busy busy!

[blueeyedmanda]

and I forgot to add....Thanks for all your warm thoughts! It sure helps. I am glad I am able to talk to you guys about stuff :)

[nikki-uk]

YES! All Sillies not there should report to Facebook stat! We could take over with wacklness and mispelled words

You know I was in a silly mood yesterday and I felt like writing in the "religion" and "political views" section something like....the religion of LOVE, or power to the people political party, but I didn't

DO IT JULIE !!!!!!!!!!! (or I will )

GAH!! A fifty quid ticket??? What did yer do.. . ... ... . ..park in Queen Elizabeth's spot??.......or in a city pool, er sumfin'??

You'd think so such is the ferocity of the phine .....but NO, I caused no obstruction - I merey parked outside my local petrol garage to nip in the shop attached (Buy 1 pack of chicken breasts get 1 free!)

Dearest chicken breasts I've eaten in a while

umm...could I go in before the festering foot sores?

No.

[elye]

Jen will start moving on Oct. 1st. My mom is going to keep Landen overnight while we help Jen move. So between us looking to move, her actually moving the next few months are busy busy busy!

You will sure miss Jen and Landen, Amanda! How far away are they moving?

[Judyin Philly]

HI all

Had so many 'quotes' highlighted wouldn't let me post

so......... I'll just say HI with the dreams of a warm hot tub in a sunny warm place sum up my thoughts. Em I've always wanted one of these too

Amanda, forget my email you caught me up here.

It's pouring buckets here in PA at 2:28. Had to go out to get some food as we didn't do it this week and were out of most everything.

Batten down the hatches in case Hanna and Ike come to visit you

Judy

[jerseyangel]

Hi all

It's raining cats and dawgs here, too. No wind, though--just a straight down pouring rain. Could cut through the humidity with a knife.....We went grocery shopping this AM--seems like everyone else had the same idea.....

Em's putting in a pool fer us!!!! How phun....I'll be up!!

Sorry bout the ticket, Nik Jeesh......loved Em's line about parking in the Queen's spot

Hope Lisa (goosey) and Sarah are doing ok down there in N Carolina.....

[happygirl]

I think its passed NC now ..... hanging out around my house now!!! Canceled our trip to NC this weekend ----- boo.

[Lisa]

I think its passed NC now ..... hanging out around my house now!!! Canceled our trip to NC this weekend ----- boo.

Sorry about your trip Laura, but it is rather crappy around here. You made a good choice. You'll just have to make the next trip EXTRA special.

I have a yard full of debre to drag to the street. Annie took some pictures of home and the beach and I try to post them when she gets back from the beach with her camera... (translation, I will have her post the pictures and I'll watch her do it.). It's really interesting how impressive "just" a tropical storm can be.

[blueeyedmanda]

We are having wind and heavy rain here. Its pretty gloomy. I took a nap this morning for 2 hrs....I never do that but it was the perfect day for it and it was so relaxing, the rain was pounding the window and you know I am getting sleepy just thinking about it

[Jestgar]

Yesssss!! Bigger boobs....... . set those jets on industrial non-stop power surge, direct 'em right at chest level, and they'll likely swell right up! Agonizing, but so what??

well, they float, actually, so at least they'll look bigger in the tub.

[nikki-uk]

well, they float, actually, so at least they'll look bigger in the tub.

Excellent!!!

[Jestgar]

It's pouring buckets here in PA at 2:28. Had to go out to get some food as we didn't do it this week and were out of most everything.

It's raining cats and dawgs here, too. No wind, though--just a straight down pouring rain. Could cut through the humidity with a knife.....

Sorry about your trip Laura, but it is rather crappy around here.

I have a yard full of debre to drag to the street.

We are having wind and heavy rain here. Its pretty gloomy.

sunny and mid seventies here

(aw c'mon, how often do I get to say that from Seattle?)

[elye]

Mygawd! We're gettin' some Hanna up here, as well..... . . rainin' BUCKETS.

It's not raining men. This is fortunate, as men can cause extensive roof and structural damage, and house insurance does not cover property destruction from projectile homo sapiens......