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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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I am so glad we have Peter, Peter knows all!!!!!!!!

You know I really don't have time to EVER get a (proper) job (i.e get paid) as what with the constant trawling the food shops for safe foods/going to the gym/the silly thread and facebook.....there just ain't 'nuf time!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

I know, so much to do so little time for anything that invovles work :lol: Janet is such a traitor!

We watched the funniest strangest game show the other night, it was called the wall, and I forget if it was FOX or not but this wall moves at people and it has a cut-out and the contestants have to make the poses and not fall into this pool of water.

I saw something like this on Ellen, it's hilarious :D

Well, The Weasel :wub: is getting her dirty little teef cleaned as we speak....and thank God, no extractions, saving me $150! Oh, anal glands to be emptied also........oh, such a fresh, clean little dog she will be! :D

and this time......I did not have a panic attack over the procedure as I did last time - I was crying :ph34r:

<I need HELP for this pathological attachment to me dog>

:lol: Susie, well that's understandable, it's yer BABY!!!!!

Weezee is gonna have such purty teef :D:D

SillyTubbies- It seems I have fallen (asleep) and I can't get up! Help! It's 4:00 here and I've napped three times- cannot wake up. At least I started cooking dinner in the crockpot when I woke up this morning (cabernet pot roast with veggies and poe-ta-toes) cause I haven't looked at it since. YAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bev is Sleeping Beauty!!!

Whoever invented the crockpot is a GENIUS in my book, my gawd Bev how else would you throw a chunk of meat a bottle of wine and some potatoes in a pot and after 8 hours later get a gourmet meal of Cabernet Pot Roast and vegetables?!?! :lol:

Weezee wants to kiss ALL of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:wub:

Ok--what's Facebook? :ph34r: Is it like MySpace--where i got scared and cancelled my membership? :unsure: Are you guys all over there, er sumphin? :huh: What am I missing?

Patti!!! Yes, you must come to Facebook, yet anothet vortex to be sucked into. It's like MySpace in a way but kind of different, I promise nothing scary will happen :lol: Lots of Sillies there and other phorum members.

I can talk you through it if you like :)

And YES, everyone come join the F@#k Gluten group, hee hee!

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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M-m-m-m.....I may stick me big toe into Facebook and see what's what. :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Oh forgot!!!

WEEZEE'S clean teef!!!!!!!!!!!

Bless her!!......I want to kiss her and pet her and snuggle up together :wub:

I see Janet!!!!

Looks like they have released her from the small children compound,..... nursery...wait!! I know it!!! ..kindergarten!! :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Patti! You must become a member.... . . ..it is a vortex like no other. You get pinched, and poked, and have a Magic Wall that gets written on... . . .....quite surreal.... . ..

I'm glad you brought this up Emily, what happens when you "poke" someone?? :huh:

The new and elite group on Facebook :huh:

:lol: I saw you can create your own group, that would be hysterical....only we have so many PHUN names to toss around as possibilities!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Susie . . . no . . . it's not the job keeping me away . . . just a little "life" going on here. Actually, I'm still reading, just not posting. Some of these "life" things deflate me silly gland for a while.

Things are looking up though, had a very successful meeting this morning with a couple of me son's teachers today. I filled them in on what has been happening at home with homework (they had no idea how much he was struggling to get it all done). Brainstormed a few ideas for in the class and at home. All walked away with a plan in hand and to make a long story short . . . too late . . . he had a good day, so I will have a good night. . . :D

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Glad things are looking up, Jan-it :D

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Susie . . . no . . . it's not the job keeping me away . . . just a little "life" going on here. Some of these "life" things deflate me silly gland for a while.

Things are looking up though

Oh poopy cow Janet :( Glad things are looking up though, hope they stay up :)

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Janet! Isn't it remarkable how we all forget that everyone has a real life going on beyond the forum, and since we're all bein' uproariously silly here, everything must be great in our real-life lives..... . . :rolleyes:

Sounds like you're a good pro-active mom, and all will be worked out wif DS's homework load........ :)

I'm glad you brought this up Emily, what happens when you "poke" someone?? :huh:

OMG. . . .... ............ . ..

No one has... . . . .......explained this to you, Julie???... .. ....... . .....

You haven't poked anyone yet??? And quite obviously, no one has poked you.

Just be ready. <_<:lol:

Actually, it's one of those ridiculously vapid yet curiously provocative, irresistable options that you can employ to establish contact with one of yer friends.

Now, if you're sure you are ready.... . . ...... :unsure:

I will proceed to scurry over to my profile and poke you.

Now, sit down......take a couple of deep breaths.......... . .. . . ...

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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OMG. . . .... ............ . ..

No one has... . . . .......explained this to you, Julie???... .. ....... . .....

You haven't poked anyone yet??? And quite obviously, no one has poked you.

Just be ready. <_<:lol:

Actually, it's one of those ridiculously vapid yet curiously provocative, irresistable options that you can employ to establish contact with one of yer friends.

Now, if you're sure you are ready.... . . ...... :unsure:

I will proceed to scurry over to my profile and poke you.

Now, sit down......take a couple of deep breaths.......... . .. . . ...

LOL

:lol::lol::lol:

I got yer poke and poked ya back, but nothing happened....am I missing something? :huh::blink::unsure:

elye Community Regular
elye
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I got yer poke and poked ya back, but nothing happened....am I missing something? :huh::blink::unsure:

Um... . . . well. . . ......you didn't get a knock on your front door?.. . ........

Perhaps it takes a little longer, these days.. . .... . . ....

No.....visitors???. .. .

No smiling individuals bearing the "Facebook Welcome Wagon" basket, with complimentary massage/meal cooking, and optional "poke back"?

I took a photo of the facebook representatives when they made their Poke Response Housecall to my place............

http://ptborange.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/sigepguys.webp

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Mygawd.....things are escalating.... .. . ... .. ...

It's that Higgs Particle......... . .. :unsure:

AHA! That explains it! My toaster oven has croaked. AND my microwave is possessed. :ph34r: Sometimes when I push start it will appear to be running but not counting down and not heating........or it won't run at all. Hubby figured out that I need to slam the door shut first.

BUUUUUT!..........then how come it started running one time when no one was in the kitchen and no numbers on the display???????????? :blink::unsure::ph34r:

Zeus wants a date. :wub: How bout it Weezer?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Aw Bevvie--at least when you get hungry fer dinner, you've got somephin yummy all set to go! When I'm feeling really crappy, I use the crock pot, too. :) It's a lifesaver!

Ok--what's Facebook? :ph34r: Is it like MySpace--where i got scared and cancelled my membership? :unsure: Are you guys all over there, er sumphin? :huh: What am I missing?

I might gander over and try the face book thingie too.....

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Ok sillies I got me a facebook how do I get me some friends?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Hi Sillies--

I'm sick :( I pheel like I'm gonna barf.....had D for the last couple hours. :( I think it was the new crackers I bought--the Schar. I had a couple this afternoon for the first time, and felt my mouth go really dry (a sign of intolerance for me). I started feeling odd a couple hours later.

I didn't see anything in the ingredients.....(greenguypukeface)

:(:(:(

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted

Patti, I'm so sorry :(:(:(:(:(

Do you think it's cc?

Amanda, I was going to help you out and add you but there are so many of you on Facebook :lol:

OH, just got an idea, I'll give it a try...then you can add other Sillies of me page. Look for an email from me!

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted
Hi Sillies--

I'm sick :( I pheel like I'm gonna barf.....had D for the last couple hours. :( I think it was the new crackers I bought--the Schar. I had a couple this afternoon for the first time, and felt my mouth go really dry (a sign of intolerance for me). I started feeling odd a couple hours later.

I didn't see anything in the ingredients.....(greenguypukeface)

:(:(:(

Oh Patti- POOPY COW!!!!!!!!!!! It might be that they have lupine in them and lupine is a legume. I hope you feel better soon. :(

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted
Patti, I'm so sorry :(:(:(:(:(

Do you think it's cc?

Amanda, I was going to help you out and add you but there are so many of you on Facebook :lol:

OH, just got an idea, I'll give it a try...then you can add other Sillies of me page. Look for an email from me!

Ohhh Julie thanks, I am on the lookout for the mail!!!

Patti- sorry to hear you arent feeling well, Jen and Landen, John and me have been like this on and off for days.....its terrible!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Julie I found you!!!!

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Patti........!! :(:(

Pheel better soon.......

Amanda! I'm gonna go look for ya on The Book.......

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Hi Sillies-

I have Julie as my friend, then when I found you guys on her list I added you all to mine :) This is fun!

Bev- I sent you a myspace request awhile ago, I dont think you knew it was me though :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Patti . . . sorry to hear . . . hope you're feelin' better soon.

Lisa, Susie, Bev . . . nice poochatars

Amanda . . . a bit late but . . . congrats on that mortgage approval . . . now git out thar an' git yerself a yurt house!!

Bev . . . waaaaaay behind on the PICCRAP . . . Poopy Cow . . . hope it's getting better

Emily . . . those guys were the crew that came and took down my half-dead trees today.

Peter . . . still waitin' on that WHO???? hmmmmm???

Nickerler . . . have you seen any improvement in Alan yet?

Everybody else . . . Howdy Y'all!!

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

....I just joined the group "Make Friends with the Yeti". No idea what the group is together for, what their cause is, what they do together.......... .. . . .... . . :unsure::huh:

But that's what it's all about, I'm thinkin'.........

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted
....I just joined the group "Make Friends with the Yeti". No idea what the group is together for, what their cause is, what they do together.......... .. . . .... . . :unsure::huh:

But that's what it's all about, I'm thinkin'.........

That sounds like our kind of group!

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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....I just joined the group "Make Friends with the Yeti". No idea what the group is together for, what their cause is, what they do together.......... .. . . .... . . :unsure::huh:

But that's what it's all about, I'm thinkin'.........

:lol::lol::lol:

It looks maybe like something to do with a ski game (video game?) that has a yeti in it and this particular group wants to make friends with it :huh:

I found a group called "What Would Chuck Norris DO?"

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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I took a photo of the facebook representatives when they made their Poke Response Housecall to my place............

http://ptborange.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/sigepguys.webp

:lol:

No, I didn't get a visit from those guys.....PLEASE send them over!

Zeus wants a date. :wub: How bout it Weezer?

Love your avatar Lisa of Zeus!

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