The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[elye]

Well, thank gawd that, according to Jack anyway, those six trillion bacteria are on our feet, not on our arms - -otherwise, you'd be in a heap of PICC trouble, Bevel!

That is so crappy.....more heinous skin stuff for our lymie...... .. .

Soozie! This gardener's twenty-minute disappearance into his van . . ..... . .... . ..what in hell? How fascinating..... . . was the vehicle....um....moving at all? Like, back and forth, or circularly? Were there any.....noises coming from within? Did he look the same when he reappeared? Where was Stepford during this interlude?

Hmmmm. .. . . . . ..... . . ...must ponder this.. . . .. . ..

[DingoGirl]

Soozie! This gardener's twenty-minute disappearance into his van . . ..... . .... . ..what in hell? How fascinating..... . . was the vehicle....um....moving at all? Like, back and forth, or circularly? Were there any.....noises coming from within? Did he look the same when he reappeared? Where was Stepford during this interlude?

Hmmmm. .. . . . . ..... . . ...must ponder this.. . . .. . ..

:lol:

Okay please note, Em, that 'twas NOT a van. It was a trailer, with a gate that comes down so the machinery can be wheeled out. Curiously, I had just fully studied the inside of it earlier, as was coveting his blower......stood transfixed, in fact, as I stared at it and wondered if it had just too much power for the average citizen (me) to use.

So.....I did see the inside of this trailer......nothing but tools and equipment. Not even a bench or seat. I really expected a huge waft of marijuana smoke to come out when he was done (he works with his 13-y-old son so clearly had to hide his surreptitious activities). I walked out to smell it. Alas....none.

When we had our conversation, it was quite curious......he was sullen and unfriendly......VERY uncharacteristic. I asked if I could write him a cheQUE (for $10), as had done many times in the past. he was silent for many seconds and said no, he wants cash.

See, there really WAS a dead body in there cartel going on.......I KNEW IT!

[elye]

.....A trailer with a gate..... . ..

Never seen such a contraption. Sounds like something assembled on a Ford assembly line by a worker on marijuanna....... .

Ten bucks? What on earth did he do for ten bucks?? Most pro yard guys won't even come into yer yard for less than thirty... . . ..

[Jestgar]

Dang, I go out for a day and you guys rack up three pages. How'm I ever gonna survive going back to work?

Well, several hours and $250 later I have shoes. Thank heavens that's over for a few more years.

[elye]

Jess!! Tell me you bought about five pairs of shoes . . ...... . .....or a diamond-encrusted single pair.

Just think - - five trillion bacteria, being transported from each foot into the inner fabric of yer new shoon........ . . . (my most favorite archaic, Old English word......)... . . . . . . .

[Mtndog]

Welp, PICC commando isn't PERFECTLY safe but it's the best I can do cuz the drugs is workin goodso yes please do the "Keep the Germs Away Dance"

I say the Lifetime Achievement Award should go to whomever among us started substituting "ph" for "f"--it's a Sillieville classic now!

Phor pharking sure!!!!!!!!!!!! Or as patti would say "True dat"

mildly cracked mah own self up whilst writing.....CARTEL always makes things PHUNNIER! (well, teh phunny things, anyway )

Bevvy - commando PICC? is this safe? well, I guess you have no choice. Pour yer cosmo over it to disinfect.

How 'bout a Commando Cartel

Curiously, I had just fully studied the inside of it earlier, as was coveting his blower......stood transfixed, in fact, as I stared at it and wondered if it had just too much power for the average citizen (me) to use.

I think I'm gonna pee my pants!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

[JNBunnie1]

.....A trailer with a gate..... . ..

Never seen such a contraption. Sounds like something assembled on a Ford assembly line by a worker on marijuanna....... .

Ten bucks? What on earth did he do for ten bucks?? Most pro yard guys won't even come into yer yard for less than thirty... . . ..

Ah-hah! I have figured out the mystery!

The man has undiagnosed Celiac, he has a bucket in the trailer for his 'episodes', and he was suffering from brain fog and mood swings, hence his surly out-of-character reply!

Or perhaps he's just a smoker and he's tired of getting paid ten bucks a pop. What on EARTH does this guy do for ten bucks a pop?

(Note: I was only able to come up with the above scenario thanks to my boyfriend, who mows grass and keeps a bucket in his trailer for said purposes. He gets half the credit. Their crew really only uses it to pee out of sight though.)

[JNBunnie1]

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Okay please note, Em, that 'twas NOT a van. It was a trailer, with a gate that comes down so the machinery can be wheeled out. Curiously, I had just fully studied the inside of it earlier, as was coveting his blower......stood transfixed, in fact, as I stared at it and wondered if it had just too much power for the average citizen (me) to use.

So.....I did see the inside of this trailer......nothing but tools and equipment. Not even a bench or seat. I really expected a huge waft of marijuana smoke to come out when he was done (he works with his 13-y-old son so clearly had to hide his surreptitious activities). I walked out to smell it. Alas....none.

When we had our conversation, it was quite curious......he was sullen and unfriendly......VERY uncharacteristic. I asked if I could write him a cheQUE (for $10), as had done many times in the past. he was silent for many seconds and said no, he wants cash.

See, there really WAS a dead body in there cartel going on.......I KNEW IT!

BTW: My boyfriend says anyone can use all the equipment he uses, all that pro-pheshunal stuff, you just have to me smarter than the leaves & faster than the grass.

[curlyfries]

Capital idea, Em!! Sounds like the poifect job fer CurlyLisa--she's so good at going back and pickin' out the good stuff

Ya know I DO have a JOB! ......one where I cannot just poop into Sillyville......there be spies who monitor the goings on with all school computers ........although I do appreciate your finding me worthy of such a prestigious task.

I vote that we use a little mathS and divvy up the pages amongst the Sillies

YEP GOOD OLE CURLYLISA

Gee......makes me sound like someone's favorite old milkin' cow

[jerseyangel]

Ya know I DO have a JOB! ......

That's ok....we'll just wing it

[DingoGirl]

Ten bucks? What on earth did he do for ten bucks?? Most pro yard guys won't even come into yer yard for less than thirty... . . ..

You haven't seen the size of my YARD. He will do my whole front yard for $10. Yup, that's right. I usually do it myself........and I am the ONLY person in all of Stepford who does these two things: hand-cuts the edges of the grass (yup, down on me hands and knees, pholks) and: sweeps it all up WITH A BROOM. People really do stare at me.

and BTW - nearly EVERYone has a gardener here, except me. But you should see how very pedestrian the yards are. and grass.........why..........why......WHY do people grow grass in a desert......makes me insane......ever heard of DROUGHT-TOLERANT GROUND COVER??????????????

<don't get me started>

The man has undiagnosed Celiac, he has a bucket in the trailer for his 'episodes', and he was suffering from brain fog and mood swings, hence his surly out-of-character reply!

*snoooooooort* :lol:

GOOD ONE!!!!!!!! Yes, Bunnie's got it right, I think, the poor man had glutened himself and had to take quite an extended break. Next time, I'll check fer the fetid, reeking bucket (from a distance) and just nod knowingly at him......

BTW: My boyfriend says anyone can use all the equipment he uses, all that pro-pheshunal stuff, you just have to me smarter than the leaves & faster than the grass.

Bunnie pro-feshunal mygawd, I do think she's been reading here for quite a while now......

PICTURE!!!!!!!! WE NEED A PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I vote that we use a little mathS and divvy up the pages amongst the Sillies

mathS???????????? WHAT? the hell you say!!!!!!!!!!!

[Judyin Philly]

Evening me Sillies

Well me tummy is now the size of a weather balloon

feeling like i'll live with the help of me sillies keeping me qigglying.

Sure glad spelling ....don't ....count on here!

Well, thank gawd that, according to Jack anyway, those six trillion bacteria are on our feet, not on our arms - -otherwise, you'd be in a heap of PICC trouble, Bevel!

That is so crappy.....more heinous skin stuff for our lymie...... .. .

Bevel in a heap of trouble...........naw......just dump some of your drink on it. great idea someone here!

one sip for Bevie.........one spit on the PICC

Welp, PICC commando isn't PERFECTLY safe but it's the best I can do cuz the drugs is workin goodso yes please do the "Keep the Germs Away Dance"

Phor pharking sure!!!!!!!!!!!! Or as patti would say "True dat"

I think I'm gonna pee my pants!!!!!!!!!!!

Hell i just did............dang just did the wash too

Anyone hear from Sarah?

or Tom?

Missing our peeps

did Janet find her mojo yet?

[DingoGirl]

Well me tummy is now the size of a weather balloon

Judith! Have you tried that active charcoal that Julie recommends? can you take it?

Tom is not feeling well. Haven't heard from Sarah in a few days......

some sad sillies. Got to get the mojo runnin' again.......

JESS! what kind of SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZ??????????????????????????

[Judyin Philly]

Gee......makes me sound like someone's favorite old milkin' cow

ah, I love cows............meant to be taken 'with the utmost respect' they have the most beautiful eye bulbs......remember peters post awhile back ....still cracks me up

QUOTE (JNBunnie1 @ Sep 15 2008, 05:09 PM) Open Original Shared LinkThe man has undiagnosed Celiac, he has a bucket in the trailer for his 'episodes', and he was suffering from brain fog and mood swings, hence his surly out-of-character reply!

so funny bunnie............

[Judyin Philly]

God how do you guys post so fast............

I get caught up and while i posting susieQ is making me behind again

those fast fingers should get you a good paying job lady..............

Give Tom a hug for me next time your in touch with him

poor guy.........let's get that guy better FAST.

You haven't seen the size of my YARD. He will do my whole front yard for $10. Yup, that's right. I usually do it myself........and I am the ONLY person in all of Stepford who does these two things: hand-cuts the edges of the grass (yup, down on me hands and knees, pholks) and: sweeps it all up WITH A BROOM. People really do stare at me.

and BTW - nearly EVERYone has a gardener here, except me. But you should see how very pedestrian the yards are. and grass.........why..........why......WHY do people grow grass in a desert......makes me insane......ever heard of DROUGHT-TOLERANT GROUND COVER??????????????

<don't get me started>

*snoooooooort*

GOOD ONE!!!!!!!! Yes, Bunnie's got it right, I think, the poor man had glutened himself and had to take quite an extended break. Next time, I'll check fer the fetid, reeking bucket (from a distance) and just nod knowingly at him......

Bunnie pro-feshunal mygawd, I do think she's been reading here for quite a while now......

PICTURE!!!!!!!! WE NEED A PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mathS???????????? WHAT? the hell you say!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jestgar]

Gads! Balloon shaped sillies with nekkid punctures and ten dollar yards.

I got three pairs of sandally type shoes. I have whiny feet that don't cotton to the average shoe, so I usually end up going to Nordstroms ($$) but at least they fit. And then I got some dressy ones at payless for 8 bucks. go figure.

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[jerseyangel]

Oh Jess--the Italian suede ones are to die for

[Darn210]

did Janet find her mojo yet?

Nope . . . no mojo yet . . . just gladly reading along.

HOWEVER!!!!! I must share this with me sillies.

I started a new book for book club called The Lace Reader. Listen to all of these coincidences within the first six pages . . . She's originally from North Shores (Bev). Her mom lives on Yellow Dog (Susie) Island. She now resides in California (Susie & Tom). She was just released from the hospital (Amanda) due to a hysterectomy (Jess). She admits that she lies all the time (Emily . . . well, not that "admitting" part). Lord knows what will happen next!!

[jerseyangel]

I started a new book for book club called The Lace Reader. Listen to all of these coincidences within the first six pages . . . She's originally from North Shores (Bev). Her mom lives on Yellow Dog (Susie) Island. She now resides in California (Susie & Tom). She was just released from the hospital (Amanda) due to a hysterectomy (Jess). She admits that she lies all the time (Emily . . . well, not that "admitting" part). Lord knows what will happen next!!

[DingoGirl]

Gads! Balloon shaped sillies with nekkid punctures and ten dollar yards.

very nice surmisal

Sillies

I am soooooo confused over on the 'book......turns out I have all these happy hour requests (oh yes, many drinks were sent ) and gifts - pets, etc.......so I click on things.......and then......and then I have to select other things and........then I had to play a freakin' game all of a sudden and.........invite my friends....

It don't make no sense. I'm going to ignore things now, when it prompts me to do sumfin'. So if you sent a drink or a furry pet or some karma or a green patch, thank you, 'twere all lovely.

[DingoGirl]

I started a new book for book club called The Lace Reader. Listen to all of these coincidences within the first six pages . . . She's originally from North Shores (Bev). Her mom lives on Yellow Dog (Susie) Island. She now resides in California (Susie & Tom). She was just released from the hospital (Amanda) due to a hysterectomy (Jess). She admits that she lies all the time (Emily . . . well, not that "admitting" part). Lord knows what will happen next!!

:lol: :lol:

but............what can it mean????????

Em will know.

[DingoGirl]

and oh, Jan-it, if a yeti shows up in yer story, or Chuck Norris, throw the book across the room and run like hell.

[Jestgar]

Oh Jess--the Italian suede ones are to die for

Glad you approve 'cause I'll be wearing them to all the silly summits for the next 15 years.

:lol: :lol:

but............what can it mean????????

Em will know.

or she'll just make up something that sounds really far out, but not so far out that we won't all think, well, maybe...

[curlyfries]

Much to comment on:

Peters balls!

Nikki shopped victoriously on Ebay!!!

Bev's Silly links

Patti's tick bite

Julie's summary read like one of Lisa's

Gads! Balloon shaped sillies with nekkid punctures and ten dollar yards.

Ahhhh yes, young grasshoppahs..........the mastah teaches you well

Me pharkin back is givin me fits today....fibro

Went to the chiro today and got all taped up....

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......but sittin at the computer ain't cuttin it.

Hate to leave when so many Sillies hangin out, but must go rest me achin back

BTW.......can anyone tell me how to post a link w/out showing the whole freakin address?

[Judyin Philly]

Nope . . . no mojo yet . . . just gladly reading along.

HOWEVER!!!!! I must share this with me sillies.

I started a new book for book club called The Lace Reader. Listen to all of these coincidences within the first six pages . . . She's originally from North Shores (Bev). Her mom lives on Yellow Dog (Susie) Island. She now resides in California (Susie & Tom). She was just released from the hospital (Amanda) due to a hysterectomy (Jess). She admits that she lies all the time (Emily . . . well, not that "admitting" part). Lord knows what will happen next!!

well where the hell am i ????

guess there is no one dangling in the air b/c of a tummy the size of a weather balloon.

Find some one who hangs out in the clouds.............maybe a dead angel hovering above

was going to find you a funny to get you happy but i'll barter for it..............?

ah what the heck...............enjoy my sillies

have a laugh on me and SNL

could watch it for hrs.........

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never did see the whole thing.

does it cheer you up JANET?

THE HOVERER