The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[elye]

Ok....so this new phun trick--can it be done on a laptop? Cause they don't have a number pad and I can't get the numbers I have across the top to work.

I'm fairly certain that you need the special, separate number pad on the right to make these crazy li'l things . . .......

Something else. . . . cursor still AWOL, and two keys on my laptop have COME OFF....... . the "J" and the "ENTER". I just have them sitting on there, but they come loose and eventually phlip off as I'm typing.

PeOter, I think I should glue them carefully back on. Do you advise this?

As long as neither of us is curseless, I think we'll muddle through.

But, Jess! YOU are curseless, now, without yer uterus, aren't you? Isn't that the great thing about a hysterectomy? No more o' that phun monthly stuff?

He sweeps on the bed when it's just me and he sweeps on the floor when Kurt gets in. I have no regrets- I want my Angie right by my side! Except when he's pharting

Yep, me too. Gus climbs silently up on our bed at about 5 every morning, thinking he's sneaking and that I have no idea (right - - he's an eighty-pound dog ), and carefully lies down alongside me, quite pleased wif himself. I LOVE THIS. Elsie came to us at a year old, and had been taught to stay off ALL furniture, so she doesn't get up. She's got her lovely, huge wicker basket beside the bed.

I LOVE me dogs in bed wif me!!!

But DH... . .um, well . .. . . another story, to be sure. . . . . .....

[jerseyangel]

But, Jess! YOU are curseless, now, without yer uterus, aren't you? Isn't that the great thing about a hysterectomy? No more o' that phun monthly stuff?

Not Jess, but uterusless, nonetheless......yes, tis a wonderphul phreedom to be wifout all the monthly heinousities--at least it is fer moi

[Darn210]

Must go get some scary, hairy shrooms just to keep up around here!!!!!!!

Ahhhh yes . . . but do they have curly scary hair?? . . and what kind of shampoo do you use to clean them??

♥

(Just to show you I can do it)

[Mtndog]

Ahhhh yes . . . but do they have curly scary hair?? . . and what kind of shampoo do you use to clean them??

♥

(Just to show you I can do it)

They do have curly, scary shroomy hair. They prefer Neutrogena shampoos.

Ahhh...was listening to the classical station today and heard a commercial for Open Original Shared Link

and thought of you guys- check out the turdometer!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: Do we need one in Psillyville?

[jerseyangel]

Open Original Shared Link

The "read all about it" pic at the end of the link

[Mtndog]

They will also do your cat's litter box :ph34r:

[DingoGirl]

:o

OMG

was writing a HUGE missive with many chortles and observations and.................

hit the ALT key by mistake and.............

ALL GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Em - mygawd - CLEARLY it has to do with the election up there - yes - -

well, no time now.

Must walk the Weez, she had to work a LONG day yesterday, a half day today, and no walk since Tuesday.

We are pleased as we get the same (paltry - but Shane's workin' on it ) rate of pay whether we work three hours or eight.

[Erica94]

aha! no school today! so here i am

i actually started this much earlier... but i would be home by now anyways

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[Erica94]

gah!! emotioniconically busted again!! several times!!

Good Morning, Sillies!!

Wow, SUCH Silliness last night!! Whilst I slept, Psillyville burned. . . . with doobage smoke. . . .

[DingoGirl]

it was strange but fun ☻

you should all stay up later

strange but phun

and YES, they really SHOULD all stay up later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well that was boringly un-psilly

*snigger* but..........it was coloUrful

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And no, shampoos/conditioners etc. do not bother me a'tall if they have wheat er sumfin' in them - just quite careful not to get them in me mouth......

JULIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where's yer dog???????? Is he there yet? My gosh, TWO new critters in sillyville in one week, this is phantastic! (I hope I don't go buy a dog today - crap - do you think I will? )

Well, must clean now. harrumph. I can SOOOOOOOOOOO organize and clean things for other people.....just not myself. what in hell is up with that?

[Judyin Philly]

well it's sure pretty and colorful here in Sillyville

Can't wait to see a photo of your new addition.

It will be just wonderful for you.....

I use what Patti uses and like them. I don't have curly hair but it agrees with me.

I seem to use what ever Dr Patti tells me to. Usually if it agrees with Patti........I can use it too

I need to keep changing every 3 months as i seem to build up intolerances so easily

give it a try Julie

hi everyone.

Have a great time Lisa B ....hope you drop us a line from the OBX

Judy

[elye]

you know what? i think the bugler stole it!! i was wondering what that jester meant... he was blubbering about the bugler and some tiny arrow... sheesh... when is that standing appt again?? cuz i think i need to move it up

Okay. . . . . ..... . .the bloody bugler stole my cursor. Terrific. I'm no longer Queen, so how in hell do I get it back?? Why did he take it? What on earth would he possibly do with my flashing cursor? For some reason, it's attractive to him..... . . .perhaps he's hypnotized, as many half-wits are, by the pulsing off-and-on of the rhythmic line, its simplicity and predictible beat. . . .. ...

I WANT MY CURSOR BACK!

. . . Should be checking Walmart. . ......perhaps he's hidden it in with the shoes .. . or frames, a department I know well .. . . ....

[Mtndog]

We are pleased as we get the same (paltry - but Shane's workin' on it ) rate of pay whether we work three hours or eight.

Weezee's getting paid too? YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't wait to add another woof to the Psillies- we might need a kitten as our next addition (hint hint Psiouxsie!!!!!!!)

What is the running total ?

Hm....

Patricia 1 cat

Emily 2 dogs

Laura 2 cats one puppy

Julie 1 pup

Judy 1 kitty

Nikkerler 2 kitties

Curly Lisa 1 cute dog

Pieter 2 cats

Bev 2 cats 1 dog

Who'd my Lymie brain miss? 10 cats 6 dogs?

[jerseyangel]

Wow! Quite the menagerie we have here!!

[Erica94]

And no, shampoos/conditioners etc. do not bother me a'tall if they have wheat er sumfin' in them - just quite careful not to get them in me mouth......

JULIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where's yer dog???????? Is he there yet? My gosh, TWO new critters in sillyville in one week, this is phantastic! (I hope I don't go buy a dog today - crap - do you think I will? )

Well, must clean now. harrumph. I can SOOOOOOOOOOO organize and clean things for other people.....just not myself. what in hell is up with that?

well u should never get them in ur mouth....

yes!! go buy a teeny puppy!! EXTEND THE MENAGERIE (to quote patti)

mmm i'm like that... sorta. i can give advice to my friends if they ask and i can tell them to go work, but i can never do it myself

Okay. . . . . ..... . .the bloody bugler stole my cursor. Terrific. I'm no longer Queen, so how in hell do I get it back?? Why did he take it? What on earth would he possibly do with my flashing cursor? For some reason, it's attractive to him..... . . .perhaps he's hypnotized, as many half-wits are, by the pulsing off-and-on of the rhythmic line, its simplicity and predictible beat. . . .. ...

I WANT MY CURSOR BACK!

. . . Should be checking Walmart. . ......perhaps he's hidden it in with the shoes .. . or frames, a department I know well .. . . ....

:lol: :lol:

What is the running total ?

Hm....

Patricia 1 cat

Emily 2 dogs

Laura 2 cats one puppy

Julie 1 pup

Judy 1 kitty

Nikkerler 2 kitties

Curly Lisa 1 cute dog

Pieter 2 cats

Bev 2 cats 1 dog

Who'd my Lymie brain miss? 10 cats 6 dogs?

Queen 1 dog 2 cats 1 birdie

AHA! NO EMOTIONICONICAL BUSTING!! here are the remainder of my emotionicons:

[DingoGirl]

What is the running total ?

Hm....

Patricia 1 cat

Emily 2 dogs

Laura 2 cats one puppy

Julie 1 pup

Judy 1 kitty

Nikkerler 2 kitties

Curly Lisa 1 cute dog

Pieter 2 cats

Bev 2 cats 1 dog

Who'd my Lymie brain miss? 10 cats 6 dogs?

:o

Well you forgot THE WEEZEL, that's all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: she totally phorgives you and is giving you kisses already.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

oh, plus, doesn't Nikerler have another cat - that mean one that doesn't like anyone?

and OMG - Lefty and Max!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I keep thinking of more.......Janet has a sweet dog - what is her name?

And Bunnie......does Bunnie have sumfin'?

It's okay Lymie........... :lol:

[jerseyangel]

I think it's Judith's cat that is the mean one

[Green12]

Emily has a cat too, doesn't she??

So I guess Patti and I (and anyone else that has a laptop) can't partake in all the phun with the phancy symbols and shapes and such??

I am bummed!

Thanks for all the curly hair product suggestions and advice. I'm using Garnier Fructis line for curly hair at the moment and it's not working so much for me

[elye]

Who'd my Lymie brain miss? 10 cats 6 dogs?

I've got Noah's ark here. . . . ..

2 dogs

2 cats

2 kids

....1 husband.. . . . . . . ......think I'm crazy??

[Jestgar]

3 cats

[DingoGirl]

Thanks for all the curly hair product suggestions and advice. I'm using Garnier Fructis line for curly hair at the moment and it's not working so much for me

Curly hair - - well, I have hair that WANTS to be curly........has lots of waves.....but as I get older it just seems.......like the curls fall and then it frizzes (it looks really good for about two hours, though). So - I blow-dry it to within an inch of its life nearly every day.

Alas, I have always read that Ouidad products were the BEST of all for curly hair - and dang, they'd better be as they are MIGHTY expensive. (check makeupalley.com for reviews) Some things are sold on ebay, I do know that.....I've never bought anything though. But, um, I would pay a FORTUNE for somethign that would do miraculous things with me tresses. I don't know about their ingredients......

Julie and other laptop users...........well, you're just all going to have to buy PC's now, aren't you, to join in on the psymbol phun.

Patti - Yes, Judith (I LOVE when you call her that) has a mean cat, I think........or is it just aloof? quite a difference, methinks.......but I'm pretty sure that Nikerler has a mean, intolerant cat also......

I have safely managed to NOT buy a puppy today, so far.

and BTW I'm so glad the trash was picked up yesterday, the stench of rotting carcasses in there was just getting embarrassing.

[jerseyangel]

and BTW I'm so glad the trash was picked up yesterday, the stench of rotting carcasses in there was just getting embarrassing.

Gawd! (barphface)

I know Judith's cat bites.....poor woman has to be mighty carephul in the middle of the night. I don't remember Nik having a mean cat--I know one of her's didn't want to go potty outside for a while.

I'm wichya Sooz--I'd pay darn near anything for the perfect hair product. I looked into Ouidad, and a lot of it contains gluten. Wheat must have some kinda magical effect on hair cause it's in just about all the products I'm interested in.

Basically what it's come down to now is something that lathers and doesn't make me sick

Maybe tomorrow I'll mosey on up to the PC upstairs and try the new phun psymbols.

[tom]

you know what? i think the bugler stole it!!

Is that a burgling bugler or bugling burglar?

and YES, they really SHOULD all stay up later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pffft! This from the one who goes to bed at ....9sumfin?

Well, must clean now. harrumph. I can SOOOOOOOOOOO organize and clean things for other people.....just not myself.

Hmmmmmmm . ..... . .. . .heading to San Jo anytime soon????

For some reason, it's attractive to him..... . . .perhaps he's hypnotized, as many half-wits are, by the pulsing off-and-on of the rhythmic line, its simplicity and predictible beat. . . .. ...

Who else flashed to a sex-deprived Elaine Benes filled w/ the glee of a magical spinning tYres display?

AHA! NO EMOTIONICONICAL BUSTING!! here are the remainder of my emotionicons:

use 'em or lose 'em

Soooooooo, my interview was a breeze, as expected. I'm horrendously overqualified, almost even on a slow-brain day.

But part-time is all I'm ready to try.

Not sure when I'll hear back, but should get a better idea tomorrow.

[Jestgar]

I don't remember Nik having a mean cat--I know one of her's didn't want to go potty outside for a while.

I believe he was fine once he started going to Janet's house.

[jerseyangel]

Who else flashed to a sex-deprived Elaine Benes filled w/ the glee of a magical spinning tYres display?

Hee! I remember that one

Sounds like you're a shoe-in fer the job, Patagaumn!!