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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Green12 Enthusiast

Just pooping in to say a few things,

Amanda, I'm thinking about you :wub:

and

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or as they say in Sweden, "Grattis p


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Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Happy

Birthday

BEVERLY!!

:wub::wub:

stealing Peter's ............

Have a great day Bev.

Amanda..........came in to ck on you

glad you posted as i know this is just such a hard time.

prayers are will you all

Judy

elye Community Regular

Thanks so much for posting an update, Amanda! . .. . it can be SO tough to do all these small things when you're facing this kind of health issue with a parent, but we really appreciate you keeping us in the loop. Such a brave, strong girl! Your family is really lucky to have you. :)

Or as they say in Sweden, "Grattis p
Jestgar Rising Star

hmmm, Armenian..

Znund'd shnor havor!

Mtndog Collaborator

Thanks you guys- Using my emotiquota on y'all!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D:wub: :wub: :wub::D:lol: :lol:

Amanda- You are all still in my thoughts and prayers! (((((HUGS))))))))))

I have the same sickness Nik, to travel and see all the beauty in the world!!!!!! Being chronically ill

Bow chicka bow wow! That never gets old!

Why yes, I do have a map marking all of my worldly menfolk....starting with Sven the exchange student from Norway my sophomore year in highschool (not to be confused with our Sven of course)

BAH HA HA! Bev said Phuk Et!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Bevvy Wevvy I lurve all those movies too. Too bad we weren't closer we could watch all our Jane Austens and Bridget Jones's, and, and everything British and Queen and King, and royal!!!!!

Julie- BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I should like to travel back to Victorian England and wear empire waist dresses and have me hair coiffed!

Well i've endured the CPR songs and decapitation lessons in EMS so I think I'll make it I've just haven't posted because of being busy with school.

Methinks I should like to keep me head!!!!!!!!!

..And no job is easier to get ready for in the morning. . . ..just strappin' a mattress to yer back. . ....

PTAUM- what a job! VA VA VA VOOM!!

oh dear - that's why I pay $15 and let the vet do it :lol: I ain't havin' that spew all over me

Ah.......spew!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:(

sillies I am quite sure I have the phlughue

and I NEEEEEEEEEEEED to go vote........what if.........the things I care about lose by ONE vote and it was all my fault

:huh:

I can't even remember the last time I had the flu..........before gluten removal..................

:miserableface:

back to bed.......it hasn't even OCCURRED to me not go get dressed and go vote but.....I can hardly stand up.................

nikki-uk Enthusiast
:(

sillies I am quite sure I have the phlughue

and I NEEEEEEEEEEEED to go vote........what if.........the things I care about lose by ONE vote and it was all my fault

:huh:

I can't even remember the last time I had the flu..........before gluten removal..................

:miserableface:

back to bed.......it hasn't even OCCURRED to me not go get dressed and go vote but.....I can hardly stand up.................

:(

OH NO!!!

You simply MUST vote......can you go in yer jim-jams???............ but will you have to queue??? :unsure:


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Darn210 Enthusiast

. . . and I'm home with a sick kid . . . actually, not TOO sick . . . tis pink eye. I think I could trust him to "not touch" anything if the line is short . . . but I'm worried that it won't be . . . we're gonna go check in about 45 minutes.

. . . and this . . . :angry::angry: . . . so Smack and I are at CVS picking up his eye drops. He doesn't feel bad, so he's talking happily. We pick up his meds and turn to go and a man who was also waiting asks me "Why isn't he in school?" I was surprised and just answered "pink eye" and left . . . but the more I thought about it the madder I got . . . What's it to ya?? Mind yer own business!! Why aren't you at work?? . . . BAH!!!! :angry::angry:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Hugs fer Amanda . . . hope all goes well.

Hugs fer Susie (but don't get yer cooties on me) . . . hope yer feelin' better soon.

jerseyangel Proficient
. . . and this . . . :angry::angry: . . . so Smack and I are at CVS picking up his eye drops. He doesn't feel bad, so he's talking happily. We pick up his meds and turn to go and a man who was also waiting asks me "Why isn't he in school?" I was surprised and just answered "pink eye" and left . . . but the more I thought about it the madder I got . . . What's it to ya?? Mind yer own business!! Why aren't you at work?? . . . BAH!!!! :angry::angry:

That woulda gotten me dander up, too!! :angry: Stupid busybody <_<

Hope The Smacker's eye clears up soon! ;)

elye Community Regular
We pick up his meds and turn to go and a man who was also waiting asks me "Why isn't he in school?" I was surprised and just answered "pink eye" and left . . . but the more I thought about it the madder I got . . . What's it to ya?? Mind yer own business!! Why aren't you at work?? . . . BAH!!!! :angry::angry:

Mygawd, Janet! He is the husband of the Value Village lady, I am certain . .. . ....

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Mygawd, Janet! He is the husband of the Value Village lady, I am certain . .. . ....

:lol:

OMG--was he perchance holding a brown turtleneck when he invaded yer privacy? :o

Jestgar Rising Star
. . . and this . . . :angry::angry: . . . so Smack and I are at CVS picking up his eye drops. He doesn't feel bad, so he's talking happily. We pick up his meds and turn to go and a man who was also waiting asks me "Why isn't he in school?" I was surprised and just answered "pink eye" and left . . . but the more I thought about it the madder I got . . . What's it to ya?? Mind yer own business!! Why aren't you at work?? . . . BAH!!!! :angry::angry:

Didya go out lookin' like this?

http://www.ibiblio.org/dls/pics/2002-10-26/white_trash.webp

nikki-uk Enthusiast

What???

Got plenty of photos of me holding me kids looking just like that ;)

Mtndog Collaborator

Jess :lol: :lol: :lol:

sillies I am quite sure I have the phlughue

and I NEEEEEEEEEEEED to go vote........what if.........the things I care about lose by ONE vote and it was all my fault

Oh Siouxsie- I'm so sorry....kin I fly out and pretend to be you and vote? I think there's enough time- then I could vote for you, give you some broth and tuck you and the Weezee in :(:wub:

I hope it warms the cockles of yer heart to know I voted to end dog racing in my state.

That woulda gotten me dander up, too!! Stupid busybody

Hope The Smacker's eye clears up soon! ;)

Gianknit- You simply must stop abusing Smack :lol: :lol:

But seriously- what is up with rude people?

Tis my 21st 24th 28th birthday and I declare- NO ILLNESS AND NO RUDE PEEPS!!!!!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast

Re:

Gianknit- You simply must stop abusing Smack :lol: :lol:

So this morning, shortly after I discovered that Smack had pink eye and called him in sick (he missed a field trip) and called meselph in sick (boss wasn't too happy but she's a mom, she understands) and made an appt wif the ped doc, Smack's eye started looking a little better!! :o:o So I sez to him I sez "That eye better start getting red again or I'm gonna start poking you in the eye!!" . . . :lol::lol: . . . You'll be happy to know that my threat worked. I had to do NO poking and it was still quite obvious to the doc that he had pink eye . . . . wheeewww.

Also, since we were there and sans Skeeter, I bribed him to get his flu shot. Some may remember that I had started a thread maybe 6 months ago about taking him to a therapist about his medical phobias . . . then again, you may not . . . anywho, he has been working wif a therapist to help. And it did. It was still a little rough but overall probably the best experience in several years. No screaming, hysteria, and we didn't have to hold him down. (FYI, he's not allowed to have the flu mist because of his asthma tendancies). What a relief to have it over.

Speaking of a relief to have it over . . . just got back from voting. Was an hour and 10 minute wait. Hubby was suppose to travel today and voted by mail last week. Think I'll try that next time!!!

jerseyangel Proficient

Jan-it, I do remember Smack's phobia and I'm so glad to hear that the therapist is helping! That's great :)

jerseyangel Proficient

I practically snorted me tea just now reading this link--blah bla bla. bla...white trash....blah. bla.... :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
So this morning, shortly after I discovered that Smack had pink eye and called him in sick (he missed a field trip) and called meselph in sick (boss wasn't too happy but she's a mom, she understands) and made an appt wif the ped doc, Smack's eye started looking a little better!! :o:o So I sez to him I sez "That eye better start getting red again or I'm gonna start poking you in the eye!!" . . . :lol::lol: . . . You'll be happy to know that my threat worked. I had to do NO poking and it was still quite obvious to the doc that he had pink eye . . . . wheeewww.

Also, since we were there and sans Skeeter, I bribed him to get his flu shot. Some may remember that I had started a thread maybe 6 months ago about taking him to a therapist about his medical phobias . . . then again, you may not . . . anywho, he has been working wif a therapist to help. And it did. It was still a little rough but overall probably the best experience in several years. No screaming, hysteria, and we didn't have to hold him down. (FYI, he's not allowed to have the flu mist because of his asthma tendancies). What a relief to have it over.

Speaking of a relief to have it over . . . just got back from voting. Was an hour and 10 minute wait. Hubby was suppose to travel today and voted by mail last week. Think I'll try that next time!!!

Glad you didn't have to smack the Smack. Also glad his shot went well. :D Hope his eyes go back to blue (or green or brown- just NOT pink.) Uhm...have you seen Knocked Up? Do you know where pink eye comes from?

Open Original Shared Link :lol: :lol:

Poor Smack.........

They were having a bake sale where I voted!!!!!!!!! I looked but no gluten-free goodies!

elye Community Regular

Janet!! I hear ya . .. it's always such a relief when I do not have to poke my children's eyes....

:huh::lol:

Speaking of a relief to have it over . . . just got back from voting. Was an hour and 10 minute wait. Hubby was suppose to travel today and voted by mail last week. Think I'll try that next time!!!

This is absolutely PHANTASTIC. Not that you all had to wait so long, Janet, but this: These long lines suggest huge voter turnout - - everyone is talking about the massive voting numbers down there. I am very, very ashamed to report that a mere 59% of the voting population in Canada exercised this vital right in our last federal election a couple of weeks ago. Over a third of our population did NOT VOTE!!! :o:o

The American sense of duty, of raw patriotism, is truly admirable.

Sooozie, get outta dat sick bed and perform your civic duty!! ;):P

Too bad you cannot phone in yer vote. .. ...or register it online. ....... ...

elye Community Regular

Gaaaaahhhhh!!! Janet. .. . did you fart bare-a$$ed in Smack's pillow???

Darn210 Enthusiast
Gaaaaahhhhh!!! Janet. .. . did you fart bare-a$$ed in Smack's pillow???

:lol::lol:

Twas not me . . . but Smack and Skeeter were quarrelling last night. Perhaps it was her. Should I ask her??? :lol::lol:

elye Community Regular

...Mygawd....so this is how the dreaded conjunctivitis is transmitted . . .. ..I've always wondered - - fecal bacteria delivered into the eye socket...... ..

I should have queried my ophthamologist about this yesterday.

"So, I hear that farting into someone's eye, directly or indirectly, can result in pinkeye".....

:huh::lol:

Shouldn't they be putting up posters in schools?

curlyfries Contributor

Well she obviously isn't real white trash :rolleyes: .........her teeth look too good and her Nascar shirt isn't tight enuph! :lol:

Gaaaaahhhhh!!! Janet. .. . did you fart bare-a$$ed in Smack's pillow???

Yup.......I could tell when I met her she was a bare-a$$ed pillow pharter! :D

curlyfries Contributor
Shouldn't they be putting up posters in schools?

Oh great..........Em wants to teach this behavior to young impressionable minds <_<:P

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