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elye Community Regular
Oh no, what is this??? Say it isn't so, I guess I will have to google it, because I had no idea....

The unfortunate funding of terrorism..... . . ...

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And Emily the banana cream thing was just a version of my fruit and cream parfait, do you remember me talking about that back around your Thanksgiving holiday? It was just alternating whipped heavy cream and blended fruit in a glass (I used mangoes). Bananas and cream just taste so dreamy and lovely together, since you mentioned you lurve bananas.

Gahhh, yesss!! Another idea fer me black bananas that involves NO BAKING/following instructions. . . . . ....Thanks, Joooolie!!


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:lol: Total humiliation!!

Now, I can't believe I didn't think of just doctoring up a plain cake to make the gingerbread. After all, I do it all the time for spice cake :P:blink: So, 1/2 cup or so of molasses and the standard gingerbread spices? Genius! This is how I shall approach it! :D This should be a snap to put together. I may just make it to take to JP's for Thanksgiving.

I think it's fine to discuss this here--maybe someone reading here fer a giggle will also get a yummy new dessert idea :) Sort of a one-stop shop :lol:

OMG!!!...where to go for Thanksgiving???.....Paddhee's or Jules...both equally proficient in stunning desserts!!!!! :P

BTW Jules - 'Tatt' is just old stuff yer don't really need :)

jerseyangel Proficient
OMG!!!...where to go for Thanksgiving???.....Paddhee's or Jules...both equally proficient in stunning desserts!!!!! :P

BTW Jules - 'Tatt' is just old stuff yer don't really need :)

Come 'ere fer a week, and then off to Julie's for another--we'll take good care o' ya! :D

Tatt.....I didn't know either :lol: Gawd--we have so much tatt.....me husband is a pack rat :rolleyes: Tatt rat?? :unsure::P

Green12 Enthusiast
Now, I can't believe I didn't think of just doctoring up a plain cake to make the gingerbread. After all, I do it all the time for spice cake :P:blink: So, 1/2 cup or so of molasses and the standard gingerbread spices? Genius! This is how I shall approach it! :D This should be a snap to put together. I may just make it to take to JP's for Thanksgiving.

One stop shop :lol:

I need to look at my recipe and see what all I added to the plain cake mix, I'll get back to you on that. Another thing I'll probably do is look at gingerbread cake recipes to compare the amounts of molasses and spices.

Are you making yours with dairy, or are you going to do it dairy free? What will your dairy subs be?

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Oh how dreadful, my favorite beautiful flower :(

BTW Jules - 'Tatt' is just old stuff yer don't really need :)

Good to know ;)

Does it relate to the phrase "titt for tatt"?

DingoGirl Enthusiast

sillies :lol: :lol: :lol:

am at work........harassing Shane, being harassed, and the Weez is doing her usual extended whining :huh: am about to drive her home.........she got a cow hoof last night........tummy may be upset....phunny storyon the hoof, fer later :lol:

am just chortling away here at cat costumes, one-stop shop, boobs for tatt, and many other things - did not get to watch Chappell yet

:lol:

no time to write, we are GRANT-WRITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (tedious but ultimately phruit-phul)

SEE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Gahhh, yesss!! Another idea fer me black bananas that involves NO BAKING/following instructions. . . . . ....Thanks, Joooolie!!

Remember this recipe?

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Only uses honey for diabetic Emilyies.

You can also freeze bananas in the skin and then let them thaw and slice the skin, which will be rather tough. I prefer it this way, as peeled bananas tend to get freezerburned real quick.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jess, how's the data coming along??

:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:


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elye Community Regular
:rolleyes: Tatt rat??

:lol::lol: You've coined a phabulous new phrase, Patti.

Mark the tatt rat... .. ..

Does it relate to the phrase "titt for tatt"?

Yes, likely! Sounds very like a definition fer prostitution. . . ...

But wait. . ...

Tit for tat: equivalent retribution, an eye for an eye, returning exactly what you get; Having the characteristic of returning bad for bad.

Hmmmmmm. ..... . . ..perhaps bad sex for a bounced cheque? :huh::rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
Hmmmmmm. ..... . . ..perhaps bad sex for a bounced cheque? :huh::rolleyes:

:lol: Most excellent!

elye Community Regular

POeter!

Jack had a PD day today, and has sat wif his nose stuck in Robert Sawyer's most excellent book near all day.....had to drag him outside to rake some leaves... . . eat some lunch. . . . have a shower. . . .... . :rolleyes:

He's halfway through.

I know what he's getting fer Christmas -- the rest of the series!

Homo sapiens are the only primates with chins.

Just one of the many facts that the Ripper has been spouting off throughout the afternoon. . .. ...

Jestgar Rising Star

Did want to add that one of my more informative genes is called PTER. Figures.

Mtndog Collaborator

I see you Susie- do NOT watch Chappelle at work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jestgar Rising Star

I figured it out!!

:dancingaroundroomstupidlywavingarmsguy:

jerseyangel Proficient
I figured it out!!

:dancingaroundroomstupidlywavingarmsguy:

Eureka!!!!! :D

psawyer Proficient
POeter!

Jack had a PD day today, and has sat wif his nose stuck in Robert Sawyer's most excellent book near all day.....had to drag him outside to rake some leaves... . . eat some lunch. . . . have a shower. . . .... . :rolleyes:

He's halfway through.

I know what he's getting fer Christmas -- the rest of the series!

Homo sapiens are the only primates with chins.

Just one of the many facts that the Ripper has been spouting off throughout the afternoon. . .. ...

At the rate he's going, he'll be nagging you for Humans by the end of the week. :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
I figured it out!!

:dancingaroundroomstupidlywavingarmsguy:

Well of course you did. PTER always has the answers! :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I see you Susie- do NOT watch Chappelle at work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh - like SHANE would care :lol: There have been some, uh, rather unsavory things going on on HIS computer occasionally..... :huh: <I cover me ears>

Hey! I don't think I've said anything stupid or babbled on at all today! :P

Jess - glad yer so excited B)

curlyfries Contributor
Hey! I don't think I've said anything stupid or babbled on at all today! :P

What fun is that? :P ........I want to return my new Soozie and exchange it for the old model! :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular
At the rate he's going, he'll be nagging you for Humans by the end of the week.

:lol: Indeed!

elye Community Regular

OMG...... :lol::lol:

DH brought home THEEEE phunniest thing that he plucked out of his work building garbage area down in the underground parking lot. I cannot stop larfing every time I look at it. . . . ..and the thing is -- it is not supposed to be funny. I don't know how many others would find it hysterical, as I do.

Cannot stop larfing. .. . . ..

Funnier, really, is the uses to which it could possibly be put.

It is a heavy plastic, life-sized male head and shoulders, shirtless and in profile, mounted on a pedestal.

:huh::huh:

:lol:

I must take a pic of it.

I could put him up in my living room window...... . make it look as though I've got a handsome guy over visiting. .. .

Gah! Put him in my bedroom window, for Mr. Chow to ponder!!

It would be a perfect, practical gift for a person who lives alone but wants to appear as though they have a big guy around .. . . ... .prop it up in various windows, outside above the hedge-line, moving along the cedar fence. .. .... . . ... :lol:

Hey! One could prop him in the passenger seat of their sedan and drive in all the carpool lanes. . . . . :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Wow Em, what a phind! Yes, you can spend countless hours thinking of ways to incorporate Mr. .....did you name him yet? :lol: into all kinds of situations!

Let the hyjinks begin! :D I just thought a sumphin.....if you had him last week, you and Will coulda used him fer yer Halloween costumes--just think what having a whole nuther head woulda made possible--the Andrews Sisters, The Three Stooges, Manny Moe and Jack--endless possibilities! :lol:

Next year ;)

curlyfries Contributor

I foresee many interesting AVs in the future!........yes, you must name him!!

elye Community Regular

ALL RIGHT:

WE MUST NAME THE EFFIGY.

How about Russell Smythe?

Sven? :lol::lol: He looks like a dieter.......

Could prop him on one's treadmill .. . . rather like a coxswain, ordering one forward. . . . .

Darn210 Enthusiast

Holy Gwock-A-Moly Em . . . he looks great . . . how could anyone throw him out!!!

In reference to names . . . lets pick something that's as easy or hard to spell as Ghptaughmn . . . Michael or Mykull or Meyecool or sumptin like dat.

jerseyangel Proficient

Yes Jan-it! The name has to have a sillie spelling. :D

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