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. . . or an accounting firm???

:lol: :lol:

Nikki's in our bosom? I need a bigger bra!!!!!!!!

<---------------- Did you know how talented our Sam is?


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Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Patti

My emails are coming back

if your posting here must be a problem on my end

Hi all

Judy

tom Contributor

Ballerina Sam!!!!!!! :lol: laffsnackle!! :lol:

(Or Snackle Cackle Gah!) :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti

My emails are coming back

if your posting here must be a problem on my end

Yeah, must be. I haven't had any emails come back undeleverable today, and I sent out quite a few.

curlyfries Contributor
YES!! Aren't they IN the Snackle Building over on Chestnut, next to the law firm Dewey Cheatham & Howe?? :wacko:

Ptaughmn!!!!!.....I can't believe you got them with that one! :lol: .....That is so old!!! :rolleyes:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Yeah, must be. I haven't had any emails come back undeleverable today, and I sent out quite a few.

did you answer any of mine or did you even get them?

Judy

jerseyangel Proficient
did you answer any of mine or did you even get them?

Judy

I PM'd you ;)


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flourgirl Apprentice

Dewey, Cheatum and Howe? Yes, everything old is new again! Just like all of the clothes we used to wear that have come back as "new styles" but now they call it retro.

Peeeeterrrrr.....I LOVE cats. Until a couple of years ago, I've always had cats...multiple. My favorite as a long hair yellow tiger who thought he was truly my child, sometimes thought he was a dog (he was raised with one and they were best buds!) He lived to be 19. The biggest I had was 18 pounds, a big short haired pure grey. Sometimes I miss having a kitty so bad. But I'm an empty nester now :( sniff, sniff.

So glad to be here. Kept checking in over and over and over....kind of like to mouse in a lab, trained to press buttons to get a treat only to have the treats run out....they just keep right on pressing those buttons.....

Hope everyone is well and fine. "Till later.....Theresa

elye Community Regular

Ta-reeeesa! So great that you're here. . . .. :)

OMG...what an interesting evening! And not a drunken one....I was driving home,and probably a good thing....

SO -- Will and Jack were on the 10 pm flight for Heathrow! Will and I went to the Christmas party (which, coincidentally, was right on the way to the airport). My sister picked up Jack and his li'l suitcase at our place, came by the restaurant, picked up Will, then continued on to the airport. But this is excellent: She came back to the restaurant, and drank and yacked with us - - superb. Wasn't part of the office staff, didn't know anybody...but hey, it just doesn't matter. . ... :rolleyes:

Damn, did NOT bring the crazy hats. Next time . .. .. .. ....

There were twenty-five of us there, and six individuals were ready to fish into a porta-potty for their blackberries ... . . ...

:rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
There were twenty-five of us there, and six individuals were ready to fish into a porta-potty for their blackberries ... . . ...

:rolleyes:

Well sure, for a blackberry. Who wouldn't?

nikki-uk Enthusiast
SO -- Will and Jack were on the 10 pm flight for Heathrow! Will and I went to the Christmas party (which, coincidentally, was right on the way to the airport). My sister picked up Jack and his li'l suitcase at our place, came by the restaurant, picked up Will, then continued on to the airport. But this is excellent: She came back to the restaurant, and drank and yacked with us - - superb. Wasn't part of the office staff, didn't know anybody...but hey, it just doesn't matter. . ... :rolleyes:

Damn, did NOT bring the crazy hats. Next time . .. .. .. ....

There were twenty-five of us there, and six individuals were ready to fish into a porta-potty for their blackberries ... . . ...

:rolleyes:

:lol::lol:

Safe journey for your fellas Em!!! (t'is 9.15am here...don't think they will have arrived yet?)

SAM HILL does BALLET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

elye Community Regular
Safe journey for your fellas Em!!! (t'is 9.15am here...don't think they will have arrived yet?)

SAM HILL does BALLET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Mornin', Nik!

They got in at about 9 am your time... . . .. lots of jetlag and famished-at-3am to get through over the next couple of days. . . .....

I also meant to comment on Sam Hill's latest excursion. Mygawd, that looks like our National Arts Centre in the photo - - he's a National Capitol Ballerina!

When is he getting out to do these things??

Must get him wrapped up to take to my friend for Christmas. I am, quite pseriously, feeling a tug of....something...... . . .Sadness? Conflict?

Do I really want to give him away?? :unsure:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
My favorite as a long hair yellow tiger who thought he was truly my child, sometimes thought he was a dog (he was raised with one and they were best buds!) He lived to be 19. The biggest I had was 18 pounds, a big short haired pure grey. Sometimes I miss having a kitty so bad. But I'm an empty nester now :( sniff, sniff.

More kitt-ehs are needed then Theresa!!!!!!!!....BIG ones, coloUrful ones......FAT ones!!!!!!!!!

Mornin', Nik!

They got in at about 9 am your time... . . .. lots of jetlag and famished-at-3am to get through over the next couple of days. . . .....

Em's menpholk ARE in town!!!!!!!!!!!

Must get him wrapped up to take to my friend for Christmas. I am, quite pseriously, feeling a tug of....something...... . . .Sadness? Conflict?

Do I really want to give him away?? :unsure:

Ah yes, parting is such sweet sorrow!!!!! :(

Well, I think I speak for us all when I say I'm thinking of Sarah (BIG HARUMPHFF on that!! :angry: )

MYGAAAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!....... I survived some more xmas shopping :unsure: .........t'was heinous, most eeeevil and parking took forever........got TRAPPED in TK Maxx as there were just TOO many things *I* wanted .... <_< *I* wanted to spend ALL the

jerseyangel Proficient

Hi-ya Nik! :D I'm about to join you in that cup of tea! (ya think there's room for us both in there????) :lol:

Gotta agree about our sweet, strong Sarah :wub:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Gotta agree about our sweet, strong Sarah :wub:

Em, Hope Will and Jack arrived ok

Judy

elye Community Regular

Well. . . . . <_< Wouldn't ya know..... . . .. .the two shovellers (of snow) are not gone from the country twelve hours, and BAM! A quick dumping of snow, 12 cm, and more to come tomorrow. Our first real snowfall....and it's only Sophie and I to shlepp out the monster shovels and have at 'er. 'Tis a job I dislike....would much rather be raking, pulling weeds, cleaning windows....damn near anything else.

Will we ever get a snow blower?

No! :rolleyes:

I cannot stop thinking of Sarah. :(

Green12 Enthusiast

Nikki, LOVED your whole post :wub:....is it safe to say you were Parking Mad?! :lol:

Congrats on getting a lot of things crossed off your list and I hope you find some fab things tomorrow :D (btw, I love stores that sell things at a fraction of the price!)

Yes, thinking of Sarah :wub:

Em! You need the Yeti tout suite!!! Wasn't he our traveling snow shoveler last year?!?! And glad Will and the Ripper arrived safely in Nikki's neck of the woods :)

Lazy Sunday here, it's 60 degrees, two days ago it was 10 degrees..CRAZY! Did I post this already, I experienced a very deja vu-ish feeling as I typed that.....

Darn210 Enthusiast
Nikki, LOVED your whole post :wub:....is it safe to say you were Parking Mad?! :lol:

:lol::lol::lol: . . . I just love how jokes keep coming back!!!

Emily - don't those two poodles of yourn help wif the snow . . . roll in it a bit, then go inside to shake it off . . . that'll get it off the drive.

Just got back from Wally World . . . spent about $230 in about an hour . . . :o . . . and there was only two $20 (each) gifts in the lot!!!

Nickerler . . . I shall be over shortly to have some tea wif you and Paddie and the lil people.

DingoGirl Enthusiast

GOOD SUNDAY AFTERNOON SILLIES!!!

and we are BACK!!!!!!!!!! for good?

shall I tell you what I did last night? :ph34r: Or make you guess? yes - that\'s what I\"ll do - twenty questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

and - gluten-free communion bread at my church today :wub: I wept slightly, overcome with joy

Don\'t look now, but I think those little blue google ads are following our conversations :o

I captured these before they could get away

Eliminate Pet Odor/Stains

Remove Pet Urine Odor

OMG :lol: thank God!

Oh Happy Snackle Fudge!!!!!!!!!! We\'re back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look out

HAPPY SNACKLE FUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and - - The Snackle Building :lol: :lol: Ptaum - I believe the COMPLETE name of the building is the Beaverly Snackle Building :lol:

Snackle, cackle, and gah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....or bah

. . . or an accounting firm???

YES!! Aren\'t they IN the Snackle Building over on Chestnut, next to the law firm Dewey Cheatham & Howe??

SNACKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: we ARE bringin\' the silly today, aren\'t we!! See, you can take the phorum away from a silly but you just can nae take the silly from a silly :lol:

So glad to be here. Kept checking in over and over and over....kind of like to mouse in a lab, trained to press buttons to get a treat only to have the treats run out....they just keep right on pressing those buttons.....

welcome to our madness :lol:

THU-REE-SAH!!!!!!!!!! You need more kittehs!!!!!!! many, many kittehs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But this is excellent: She came back to the restaurant, and drank and yacked with us - - superb. Wasn\'t part of the office staff, didn\'t know anybody...but hey, it just doesn\'t matter. .

excellent

and yer boys are across the pond!!!!!!!!!!!!! exciting!

and - about that Man Head - - I think you should possibly just use him as a loaner........different friends/relatives can have him at different times, but you get him back for periods of time.....

MYGAAAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!....... I survived some more xmas shopping .........t\'was heinous, most eeeevil and parking took forever........got TRAPPED in TK Maxx as there were just TOO many things *I* wanted .... *I* wanted to spend ALL the
jerseyangel Proficient
the wicked little minx got nothing, though, as I had put out the trash - take THAT, Weezel! :lol:

:lol: You have to stay one step ahead of her now!

Lovely news about yer gluten-free Communion--and I'm so happy you have yer tree this year :D

elye Community Regular

Let's all phly over to Nik's fer tea!!!!

I cannot believe that I am not in England with those guys.....

How did that even happen??? :angry::angry::rolleyes:

Soooozie, last night you went shopping for Weezie-proof doors, didn't you? :rolleyes:

And - about that Man Head - - I think you should possibly just use him as a loaner........different friends/relatives can have him at different times, but you get him back for periods of time.....

This is a great idea, Sooooze. For all female friends whose husbands go away, or who have to get to work early for a week and therefore need to use the carpool lane........ . .yes, I like this. I think I will consider renting him out. Twenty bucks a day, thirty for a weekend.

:lol:

curlyfries Contributor

Gaaaahhhhh!!!!!!

Psillies, I am sooo bummed out!!! :angry:

I went dancing tonight. We dance at the Madame Walker Theatre in downtown Indpls. You would not believe who was setting up to perform there!........Michael Bolton!!!!!

We were on the 4th floor and he was downstairs. Our bookkeeper, Patty, is good friends with the lady who runs the building. Michael had asked her what else was going on there and she told him about us. He was fascinated and said he might pop in. Well, he never did :( . I found out later that the lady had come up to find Patty, because Michael wanted some dancers to come down and give a demonstration, but she couldn't find her. Evidently, Patty had somehow gotten locked in the restroom :o

POOPY COW!!!

curlyfries Contributor
shall I tell you what I did last night? :ph34r: Or make you guess? yes - that\'s what I\"ll do - twenty questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

Does it have something to do with hair?

tom Contributor

Phorum down = lab mice! :lol:

I was clickin' like crazy when it went over 24hrs.

Welcome Trrrrreesa :)

Heehee why does "Jack and his li'l suitcase" amuse me?

He's a li'l blighter for how many days? [That's not a bad thing is it? :unsure: ]

Well, I think I speak for us all when I say I'm thinking of Sarah (BIG HARUMPHFF on that!! :angry: )

Yes, you do.

The little people (under the stairs) have retrieved the xmas tree (bless 'em, they are indulging in a cup of tea and a slice of Tel's cake)

....but we all agreed we would leave the dressing of said tree t'il tomorrow (post card hunt) as ......... well........we can nae be AR$ED!!!!!!!!!!

**Oh Christmas Twa, Oh Christmas Twa ..**

Yeti's winter motto: Have Shovel, Will Shovel Travel no .. .Shovel . .. . . ..<tommy chong voice> Will's not here, man . ..

"Parking Mad"!!!!! :lol: <snackle>

shall I tell you what I did last night? :ph34r: Or make you guess? yes - that\'s what I\"ll do - twenty questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

That's FAR too broad. Em started us at "unexpected ho' tub flotsam"!!!!!! :wacko:

HINTS pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!!!!

OK, one guess - shaved your head?

Yay for gluten-free communion! :)

HAPPY SNACKLE FUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and - - The Snackle Building :lol: :lol: Ptaum - I believe the COMPLETE name of the building is the Beaverly Snackle Building :lol:

I keep forgetting to use the full name since the 2nd tower went up. Fine!! I should've specified Beaverly Snackle South.

<does that sound a little dirty or is it just me?>

oh - but may I just say that Weez is VERY MUCH an expert on door-opening now........it\'s a bit unsettling when you arrive home, knowing that your dog is outside, and - she greets you at the door when you walk in...... :blink:

:lol: Does she close the patio door behind her?

Evidently, Patty had somehow gotten locked in the restroom :o

POOPY COW!!!

:o D'OH!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
Heehee why does "Jack and his li'l suitcase" amuse me?

I thought that quite charming meselph :D

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