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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

Hi, Joooody! :)

REALLY makes me wish I were Italian, or something interesting with strong cultural traditions but NO, we're just super-boring white people.......I don't even think I can remember a tradition, except opening one gift on Christmas eve :huh:

Soooze, I could have written this..... . . I am so jealous of all the wonderful passed-down cultural traditions of others, and the only real tradition I remember is also the one-gift-on-Christmas-Eve trick....... <_<


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Soooze, I could have written this..... . . I am so jealous of all the wonderful passed-down cultural traditions of others, and the only real tradition I remember is also the one-gift-on-Christmas-Eve trick....... <_<

Same here

Darn210 Enthusiast

Me too!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast

I also could not open Em's link . . . so I'm missing the coolest thing on the silly thread . . . HARRRUMMMMMPH!!!!

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Here you go Souczie.........google has you covered! There were also some Italian recipe sites :P

curlyfries Contributor

OMG!! :o ......I just realized that I posted my new av on my 900th post! :unsure:.............This can't be good :ph34r:

Where is Ptaughmn???.....he's supposed to warn us of things like this!!!!

(OK, so he mentioned it about 11 posts ago, put that was a little premature).........Ptaughmn, have you had this problem for a while? :P

:o <GASP!>.....it was exactly 11 posts ago!

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Here you go Souczie.........google has you covered! There were also some Italian recipe sites :P

:wub:

I studied Italian - both the language and the art - in hopes of finding me an eye-talian :lol: Found some and then realized - I didn't need any more italian in me :ph34r::lol:

(just kidding!!!!!!!! I LOVED 'em) :lol:

:o OMG!

the blue google ad had HUGE letters this time - -

FIVE TIPS TO A FLAT STOMACH

:angry: :angry:

but why are the fonts getting bigger???? do they actually know about us? and our love of large, multi-colUred fonts?

mygawd - if they start using shapes and stuff - - I say we have to get the hell out of Dodge :lol:

and oh dear - - I PHORGOT to welcome Nik back to the land of the living!!!! (is she back?)

sounds like you had quite a phun time.

OMG - NOW I remember what Pavlovas are. Have blocked it out. I MADE one two years ago and..........flat as a pancake - I overbeat the egg whites and it lost its oomph.....the thing just spread out all over the sheet. <_< Pure operator error. May try again....

LEESUH!!!!!!!!!!! 900 posts and a silly av!!!!!!!!!!! HOLD ON TIGHT!!!!!!!!!! :lol: Love yer photo..........

bye sillies!!!!!! must eat french fries now - - just made the most DELISH winter root vegetables, mock-roasted B)


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elye Community Regular

Great av, Leeeesa! A phamily of psillies from which you do hail.......

:lol:

Okay, I'm trying to copy my Christmas Card link and email it to Janet and Jules, but it is not letting me do so on this laptop .. . . . . .I shall keep trying. . .. . .. ... :huh:

curlyfries Contributor
Okay, I'm trying to copy my Christmas Card link and email it to Janet and Jules, but it is not letting me do so on this laptop .. . . . . .I shall keep trying. . .. . .. ... :huh:

I just sent it, so hopefully it will work.

Jestgar Rising Star
Soooze, I could have written this..... . . I am so jealous of all the wonderful passed-down cultural traditions of others, and the only real tradition I remember is also the one-gift-on-Christmas-Eve trick....... <_<

We opened all the family presents. The youngest would pass out the presents from under the tree, and the oldest would open first. We'd all take turns, each person opening one gift, and then on to the next oldest.

We are seven kids, and two parents, so this took a really long time. Hence the need for all that food.

Jestgar Rising Star

hmm <_<

Diet Protein Shake

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:o

well I NEVER :angry:

2 rules for a flat stomach

and

2 rules for a flat stomach

HARRUMPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! both the same, they are really pressuring me now. Let me go grab a couple more chocolate-covered caramels.

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
I just sent it, so hopefully it will work.

Nope.

. . . and why do I keep getting Wheat Crackers?? Do they know I run a mixed kitchen??

elye Community Regular

Morning, Gang!

Well, we're getting a blast of some southern system.....9 C today (about 50 F) and rain, rain, rain.....we're getting your weather, Queen Amanda! So, this will deplete the considerable snowbanks we have amassed here, just in time for the replenishment of same by the end of the week when we'll be getting flurries. . . .. .... :rolleyes:

The transit strike continues, with all of its traffic bedlam, flaring tempers. . . .....

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Morning, Gang!

Well, we're getting a blast of some southern system.....9 C today (about 50 F) and rain, rain, rain.....we're getting your weather, Queen Amanda! So, this will deplete the considerable snowbanks we have amassed here, just in time for the replenishment of same by the end of the week when we'll be getting flurries. . . .. .... :rolleyes:

The transit strike continues, with all of its traffic bedlam, flaring tempers. . . .....

Our weather??? You don't want it. It rained most of last week to the point where the roads were all flooded and it is supposed to rain all this week too...how dreary.....

Morning Gang,

so John is home sick today. He has been ill over a week now, horrible stomach pains and such. It has been nasty....at first I thought it was gas pain but now I am not so sure.

I guess it is time to start some work.

Bye sillies

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Now they're really gettin' personal :huh:

Amanda--Hope John pheels better soon! :)

Good monday mornin' Sillies B) We have a wee bit o' sun this morning--and it's supposed to hit 60 today!! :D

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Morning ALL!!! (Hi Amanda!)

I think I'm back :lol: ...... just in time for another 'do' tomorrow (meaL out wiv me girlfriends @ country pub)

GAHHH!!!!

More liver crimes????

:lol:

.....and my brother would become my BIL!

Is that even legal?? :unsure::lol:

Soooze, I could have written this..... . . I am so jealous of all the wonderful passed-down cultural traditions of others, and the only real tradition I remember is also the one-gift-on-Christmas-Eve trick....... <_<

Ain't even got that...... though *I* made one up where you save one pressie for Boxing Day

...love Patti's AND Jess's traditions :)

Well FINALLY the builders have gone!!!!! ....more mess to clear ...just glad the invasion is over......but THEN the boiler man rings to tell me that I need a new boiler (for me heating and hot water) and will be coming NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!

NEEEARRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry::angry::angry:

My ads....

Coeliac disease or IBS? (well that's Tel & me covered then)

and

Gluten & Wheat free luxury chocolates

:lol: This amuses me ......where are MY '5 tips to a flatter stomach'????

Off to do some wrapping........

jerseyangel Proficient
More liver crimes????

Me enzymes just took a symphany jump! :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

I have an update on the coyote story. Can't remember if I told you the whole story - a coyote grabbed the neighbors cat in broad daylight. A woman working at my house yelled and kinda chased the coyote, who dropped the cat. The cat ran behind the woman and the coyote turned around and tried to get past her. She kept waving her arms and yelling and finally the coyote gave up.

I just found out that the cat showed up at his house 5 days later, in pretty bad shape. He was taken to the vet and stitched back up and appears to be making a full recovery (except for a pronounced aversion to the outdoors).

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Mornin' Sills.......

well today I have:

gluten-free pizza

and

gluten-free restaurants

so - it's slightly LESS personal.....

but just now I looked down saw:

eat the whole pint

:o how do they know?????????

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Now they're really gettin' personal

Patti :lol: so now I"m just really starting to wonder.......do they have google spies?????????? people that just lurk and then try to spook us with their intimate knowledge of us? :unsure:

If they say anything about dingo's, I"m gonna run :lol:

Morning ALL!!! (Hi Amanda!)

I think I'm back ...... just in time for another 'do' tomorrow (meaL out wiv me girlfriends @ country pub)

GAHHH!!!!

More liver crimes????

OH! *I* want to come to lunch wiv you and your girlfriends at the country pub!!!!!!!!!!! :( Will it be like the sparkly pub in (the cheeziest of movies that I love) The Holiday????????? :dreamywistfulface:

Which reminds me, Nik, Gail the Wackl wants to purchase many old (and cheap) black-and-white English DVD's as - get this - she's seen every single one (English AND American for that matter) that has ever run in this country MORE THAN ONCE (not kidding) :blink: so now - she wants to buy some she's never seen.......wants to make sure they have either really cozy English houses or castles or manors in them :lol: I don't even think the plot particularly matters - just the feel of it so she can pretend she's in England whilst in her cozy den :lol: [i shall join her in this in my OWN quest for English Cozy-ness]

I told her I"d run it by you ;) She will send you money to scour the flea markets for such things :huh:

and.....Nik has a Boiler Man coming! :lol: <for some reason that cracked me up>

Jess! the coyote!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOO glad the wee kitteh is okay......how terrible!

and speaking of Kittehs - - BEVEL!!!!!! Look at Hazel!!!! I love her.......how is she getting along w/ your dad???? bet they're having a marvelous, snuggly time :wub:

well sillies, on wiv the day - - - cold and grEy and rainy here, snow at 2,000 foot elevation - LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular

Amanda! So sorry to hear about John - - hope he battles this thang quickly. :(

OMG. . . ..liver crimes. . . ....commited many in me youth.. . .now it's the odd transgression, but I think I now consider myself an ex-con. . .....

Um....that is, until the Christmas season, when I am regularly thrown into the company of outlaws....brief crime spree coming. . . . . . ....

:rolleyes:

eat the whole pint

Hanh? :huh: This is an odd thing. .. . . ....should it not command one to drink the whole pint? Like, a pint o' beer, pint o' milk. . . . what can one eat that comes in a pint?

Okay, I now have an ad for Zedira. What in hell is that? :huh: Can I eat a pint of this? :rolleyes:

Kitteh stories! Jess, that story is horrid - - poor wee thing. Sounds like he's gonna be okay, but he may never want to venture outside again . . .. . . .. :(

YAY Hazel!! :wub: This is a terrific name for a cat.

psawyer Proficient
what can one eat that comes in a pint?
Ice cream.
Green12 Enthusiast

Good morning Sillies!

It's COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Currently -1 degrees (degree?). Arnie is having a tough time outside, he just stops in his tracks and lifts his paws up and whinces. I think the snow is so cold it is burning/stinging his paws. So no evening poo, no morning poop thus far, poor little guy is holding it.

Went to get some of those doggie boots so hopefully that will help.

We opened all the family presents. The youngest would pass out the presents from under the tree, and the oldest would open first. We'd all take turns, each person opening one gift, and then on to the next oldest.

We are seven kids, and two parents, so this took a really long time. Hence the need for all that food.

I love hearing about your traditions Jess, but wait you are one of 7 kids?!?! I bet things were mighty exciting growing up :lol:

It's just me and my brother and things were quite boring, I wanted more siblings so badly (might explain the many imaginary friends :lol: )

they are really pressuring me now. Let me go grab a couple more chocolate-covered caramels.

:lol: This cracked me up!!! You had to ponder it all whilst savoring a few chocolate covered caramels

. . . and why do I keep getting Wheat Crackers?? Do they know I run a mixed kitchen??

Mixed kitchen :lol:

John is home sick today. He has been ill over a week now, horrible stomach pains and such. It has been nasty....at first I thought it was gas pain but now I am not so sure.

I guess it is time to start some work.

Sorry to hear John is so sick :( Hope he feels better soon!

I think I'm back :lol: ...... just in time for another 'do' tomorrow (meaL out wiv me girlfriends @ country pub)

GAHHH!!!!

More liver crimes????

Well FINALLY the builders have gone!!!!! ....more mess to clear ...just glad the invasion is over......but THEN the boiler man rings to tell me that I need a new boiler (for me heating and hot water) and will be coming NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!

NEEEARRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry::angry::angry:

Off to do some wrapping........

Liver Crimes, Builder Invasion, and the Boiler Man :lol:

Nik! Only a few days to recover and you are going back for more :lol: And my gawd, I wish this boiler man would have figgered you needed a new boiler in the first place, could you have had heat weeks ago?

You have reminded me I have much wrapping to get to (my least favorite part and so I am procrastinating) :rolleyes:

Me enzymes just took a symphany jump! :lol:

Oh excellent Patti, your liver enzymes are so musically talented. What is their specialty? Bach? Bethoven?

Um....that is, until the Christmas season, when I am regularly thrown into the company of outlaws....brief crime spree coming. . . . . . ....

:lol: The MIL made you do it!!!

Even though I am known as a non-drinker, liver crimes were committed in my youth (twas a very brief walk on the dark side for me) And omgosh I just found a picture that is the only evidence of these wild times and natch, I put it up on The Book :lol:

elye Community Regular
Ice cream.

Bah!! Of course. . . . . . ..'Tis a 2-litre carton fer us. . . . . ....

Joooolie! Poor Arnie. . . . . yes, boots may be a good idea. My MIL has just finished making something like 60 pairs of dog booties for the Yukon Quest - - comin' up in early Feb, all!!

Even though I am known as a non-drinker, liver crimes were committed in my youth (twas a very brief walk on the dark side for me) And omgosh I just found a picture that is the only evidence of these wild times and natch, I put it up on The Book :lol:

Ah! Must get over there and check this out!. . .. . ...

jerseyangel Proficient
Arnie is having a tough time outside, he just stops in his tracks and lifts his paws up and whinces. I think the snow is so cold it is burning/stinging his paws.

Poor wee Arnie's pheet :(

Ah! Must get over there and check this out!. . .. . ...

Yeah, me too....gotta see this! :P

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