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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Hey all! Rain, and more rain here. Just cold enuff to freeze on the trees and shrubs...looks really pretty. Not cold enough to freeze the roads, so that's kool. Has iced up me deck.....wooden but not self-erected :lol: . I am not in the least tempted to try going down the ice-covered steps.....oh, no,no,no. Still having troubles from my slinky adventure <_<

Glad to hear from Kween Manda! I'm excited for you! After a year in our house there are still some things unpacked....still some things unfound (probably in the black holes with all of those escapee socks and squished boobies :rolleyes: ). 'Tis fun to arrange and decorate a new home.

"Kool Beans in the Belfry"? Just playing around with our trite sayings. Can come up with some pretty odd mental images. I love words, language, playing around wif it all. Maybe that's weird....but I am comfortable with my weirdness.

Hope yer all havin' a super day. Later

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Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Psilly Illinoisians!

Belle, excellent use of Psilly Pspelling :D

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Belle, excellent use of Psilly Pspelling :D

Def. forgot all those years of spelling you learned in skool......We are an elite group of spellers!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Just playing around with our trite sayings. Can come up with some pretty odd mental images. I love words, language, playing around wif it all. Maybe that's weird...

Jeez, Tareeeesah. . . . dunno how you'll be managing to fit in 'round he-ah... . . ...We never do that kinda pstuff . . .. . .. ..

:rolleyes::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Em, that av is so phunny! :lol:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Good afternoon, psillies.

Got a bunch of snow here overnight. We had one of our staff open this morning (planned well in advance) so we arrived around noon, all of the shoveling had already been done. :)

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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We've been getting some light snow all day. It's pretty. :)

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Got a bunch of snow here overnight. We had one of our staff open this morning (planned well in advance) so we arrived around noon, all of the shoveling had already been done. :)

Crap... .. . . POeter, can you please send this employee over here to do my driveway, walkway, steps and back deck??

<_<:rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Crap... .. . . POeter, can you please send this employee over here to do my driveway, walkway, steps and back deck??

<_<:rolleyes:

Oh . . . Emily's deck wif the ho' tub on it.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Tel's (Theresa) a HUMAN slinky???........ can nae be good for yer back :(

LOVE the av & the gee-tar :D

HOLY Tiger Pigs!!! What in hell's me post count??? :o

PHLUID events have been occuring and they are GUT CHURNING!!!!!!!

Poor wee Alzey.... he's had a Whitlow cuticle infection on his finger for about a week, they usually clear by themselves (he bites his nails, I think that's why he gets 'em?)

WELL, this one ain't clearing...I phoned me gp but the dragon receptionist was adamant that the quack doc couldn't see him 'til MONDAY!!!! :angry: ....poor lad's in alot of pain.... (UK's NHS is going to pot BTW! :rolleyes: )

....ANYHOO, can't leave him in pain so I took him to a 'minor injuries unit' (a bit like a 'minor ER')

The nurse looked, winced, and said 'let me just take a look'........OMG!!!!!..as she touched it, IT EXPLODED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GAHHHHhhhh!!!!!!! Pus and blood everywhere!!!!!!!! :vomitface:

She's had to put a dressing on it - he's going to lose his nail :( .....they want to test him for diabetes as he the slightest scratch gets infected :blink::rolleyes: (although I don't think it's that ...he just has a poor immune system)

Ok, hope you weren't eating and reading :lol: ...but HAD to share ;)

OH, boiler news...... they'll ring me when they know something :blink::lol: ('cos I ain't on their computer!)

Okey dokey ......this could be a looooong winter.... but I think we're acclimatising!!!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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OH, boiler news...... they'll ring me when they know something :blink::lol: ('cos I ain't on their computer!)

Okey dokey ......this could be a looooong winter.... but I think we're acclimatising!!!!!!

Nik, git yerself some more kittehs and pile them about you . . . they'll keep ya warm!!!

Ouch on Alzy's p%$#@#bloody fingernail. Hope the diabetes test comes back OK.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Nik! Poor wee Alzy!! Well, he ain't so wee, now, is he?). . . . . :rolleyes:

Gawd, methinks you'd have a pretty good idea if he were diabetic - - so many screaming, debilitating symptoms (rapid weight loss, excessive thirst and urination, blurry vision, wicked head pain).....this can't be it! An easily infected kid, wif a wonky immune system . . .. . . ... . .hope there's no more blood and/or pus!!

tom Contributor
tom
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Ummmm, Ptaughmmnnn........we need to have a talk :ph34r: I already know we were both in Tucson about the same time. I also lived in another Chicago suburb, Elmhurst, in about..........let me think..........I was in 4th and 5th grade, and I guess 6th :unsure: ...............age 8-10, maybe 11...........carry the one................1967, '68, '69 thereaboutish. Where else you been?........Florida?........Utah?...........Indiana? Had no idea you been tryin' to find me all yer life! :lol:

Venice FL & Sandy UT!!!!!!!!! :o :phokoinkidinkphace:

Elmhurst Rd (aka 83) is a main thoroughfare thru Mt Prospect!! Taking it straight south 2 or 3 towns puts me in yer old town :)

Have I not mentioned I'm being transferred to Indy? :lol:

Nope, I used to live in Lake County but have migrated closer to "the city" to be closer to school... I guess better wording in my original post would have been "suburban Illinois" (the HUGE area that is referred to as "Chicagoland" but is actually not conveniently located to Chicago) ;)

Psilly Illinoisians!

Ahh yes Lake County's nice. As a kid we'd go applepicking in Wauconda, and fishing at Fox, Pistakee, Chain o' Lakes et al. :happyreminisceface:

"Kool Beans in the Belfry"? Just playing around with our trite sayings.

That's a gift horse of different colored teeth. :wacko:

Ow poor Al!!!! :wincyface:

Ouch on Alzy's p%$#@#bloody fingernail.

Are everybody's blue googlers gender-specific hygiene or just mine? :huh:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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So I went to the dentist today and got me two fillings done. Still can't feel my face. The guy gave me a bit o laffy gas, didn't work a bit. Guess it would take a bit more.... He actually offered, and I said "Sure! If it's free...." And he said it was, so I said lay it on me baby. I got nuthin.... Where's my laffy-laffy, mister? Crappy stuff......

The guy kinda damaged my gums a bit.... oww.....

We had lots o' freezin rain too, all the trees n bushes are so pretty!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Are everybody's blue googlers gender-specific hygiene or just mine? :huh:

I got gluten free restaurants and TOMS are Vegan Friendly!!! I sthat like a dating ad? You don't mind dating vegans?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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That's a gift horse of different colored teeth. :wacko:

:lol::lol:

Are everybody's blue googlers gender-specific hygiene or just mine? :huh:

I've got gas!!

I mean my blue googlers are talkin' about gas :oopsembarrassedface:

Bunnie!!!! Demand yer money back on yer free defective laffygas.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Alright I am outta here! I am going to the new house tonight. It's our last time to go there to do a final walk-through before settlement next week. So the next time I go there after tonight the house is legally mine!!!!! exciting times :):)

See ya later sillies

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Ok, hope you weren't eating and reading :lol: ...but HAD to share ;)

I was .... but it takes more than that to gross me out. :) I hope his nail grows back quickly.

I was so easily bruised before I got better that I lost a toenail last summer due to bruising .... and the worst part is, I don't even know how I got the bruise! I didn't even know it was there till I removed my toenail polish and saw it!

Have I not mentioned I'm being transferred to Indy? :lol:

Uh, I missed this ... are you serious? (I ask on the silly thread, ROFL!)

Are everybody's blue googlers gender-specific hygiene or just mine? :huh:

Just you. Is someone trying to tell you something? ;)

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Nik Nik, you may have to start mentioning the dreaded ......lawyer word to those pee-poles. If lawyer does not work the first time you may have to mention (ahem)...lawyer There has to be a way to get them moving! It's inhumane to leave people without heat in midwinter. Jak Phrost should NOT be knipping at your nose in your own living room :angry:

Tawwms gift horse has different colored teeth :o:lol: , just don't look him square in the bawls! (no peekin at his deck, either)

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

Giaanniitt's goooooit Gaaaaaasssss :lol:

Manda's got a house castle PALACE!!!!!! Hooraaaaay!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Alright I am outta here! I am going to the new house tonight. It's our last time to go there to do a final walk-through before settlement next week. So the next time I go there after tonight the house is legally mine!!!!! exciting times :):)

See ya later sillies

How exciting Amanda!!! Soon you'll be shopping for exciting stuff like garden hoses, garbage cans and weather stripping!!! :P

elye Community Regular
elye
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I got gluten free restaurants and TOMS are Vegan Friendly!!! I sthat like a dating ad? You don't mind dating vegans?

:lol::lol:

I haven't been blue-googled this ad yet - - are TOMS an American restaurant chain? Or is it really a dating site, where only those named Tom can be members?

Perhaps it is just a statement.....All Toms, generally, are vegan-friendly. Running through all of the Toms I've ever known... . . . . .. .Y'know, it's probably true!! :huh::lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Glad you got yer fillings taken care of Bunnie :)

are TOMS an American restaurant chain? Or is it really a dating site, where only those named Tom can be members?

Perhaps it is just a statement.....All Toms, generally, are vegan-friendly. Running through all of the Toms I've ever known... . . . . .. .Y'know, it's probably true!! :huh::lol:

:lol::lol: Much to ponder

I was getting toe nail fungus, and fungus related things....which brings me to little Al (ditto Em, I guess he isn't so little anymore is he? But it's just habit to call him little Al)

Poor Alzey!!!! I hope it heals quickly :)

Exciting times Amanda!!!! :D

Tom is stalking Lisa :lol::lol::lol:

Another observation from The Tudors, one of the characters said, "she's such a f#@&ing b!%ch"...um, I don't think they talked like that in 1532, did they?!?!? :lol:

(3 guesses who the b!%ch was :lol:)

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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How exciting Amanda!!! Soon you'll be shopping for exciting stuff like garden hoses, garbage cans and weather stripping!!! :P

And tape for mailboxes.....never know when you might need to tape up your mailbox, or your neighbors :lol:

Janet's gas :lol:

Just read below Tom's is a shoe store :huh: ....a vegan shoe store :blink:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Just read below Tom's is a shoe store :huh: ....a vegan shoe store :blink:

Guess that means you can't get leather shoes there . . . or a clutch cluck purse (<--- lame . . . but I'm choking here - can't come up wif another animally product)

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