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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

Back to the pizzles.....um, I dunno how much these things change in the process of smoking and drying them out. . . . . ..I'm wondering how much they still resemble a bull's penis. Rather surreal. . . . . . ..

Must post a pic. . . . . . ...


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flourgirl Apprentice
I know I'm old, but do Jess's posts remind anyone else of Burma Shave signs?? :lol:

:o OMG!!!!! Yes they do!

curlyfries Contributor

Come on Em........I played straight guy and set you up for the joke........SAY IT!

flourgirl Apprentice
Pizzle is phunny to say :lol:

And phunny to hear.....and phunny to ponder. Really....what are they, and what are they for?

And what does it all mean :huh::unsure:

elye Community Regular
WHAT on earth does one do with PIZZLES??? Maybe I don't really want to know....do I? :unsure::o:lol:

Mygawd, Taaareeesuh.. . .. you just do NOT wanna know . . . . . ...it isn't for the faint of heart. . . . . .

:lol:

I'm thinking about making some chocolate chip muffins.....I have a Gluten Free Pantry mix that's staring at me from the cupboard......

You may do this, Patti, but only in several well-spaced stages, so that you can post your progress every few minutes.. . . . . .

curlyfries Contributor

No comments or Janet-editing on this one? :P

Woohoo!.......I thought that word got lost in the annals of Psillydom history! :lol:

WHAT on earth does one do with PIZZLES??? Maybe I don't really want to know....do I? :unsure::o:lol:

They're for dogs to chew on......like rawhides.

elye Community Regular
Come on Em........I played straight guy and set you up for the joke........SAY IT!

Too many posts to keep up!! What set-up?? I'm there, I'm there.. .where is it?? POeter having the best pizzles? Well....yes....but he must post a pic of his pizzle and we can judge. . . . . .


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flourgirl Apprentice

:lol::lol::lol: Smoked rawhide Bull Penii Pizzles!!!

And Pieter has the bestest one!!! :lol::lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Me and my nose are here!!!!!!!!! I heard me psillies calling from ze pages of ze gmail (and it's blue search turned up "What not to say to a Pretty girl" in response to all yer posts :lol: :lol: :lol:

29 pages of trying to dethrone Suze fer abandoning her peeps after coronation :lol:

Ptaum- Glad you're OK- at least fer now!

Julie's back...........

All is well? No?

And I have me some good news. My aunt that died last fall left all her nieces and nephews some money (not much but anything will do) and I think I'v talked Kurt into going to Cozumel.

YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

curlyfries Contributor

All this talk

about muffins and pizzles

Jess is in slo mo

And our brains are gettin fizzled

Nobody's stoppin us

That's fo' shizzle!

uh.....uh..............uh uh

B)

Green12 Enthusiast

Bev is Mexico bound!!!!!!!!!! Woot Woot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes Patti, please do make the muffins and comment every step of the way :lol: A little jealous here, on a strict Edna, harrrumph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

curlyfries Contributor
and I think I'v talked Kurt into going to Cozumel.

Bev is back!......only 49 posts to go, girl........you do know that's for today, right?

Congrats on the vaca! :jealousface:

elye Community Regular
That's fo' shizzle!

uh.....uh..............uh uh

B)

This brings up the classic, show-stopping line of Patti's, who commented that the sensitive, vegan dogs have their own product to enjoy - - Faux Sizzles.

:lol::lol:

Great one, Pah-teeee!

elye Community Regular

YAY! Bevel's headin' south .. . . .. :):)B)

Boy, you need this, girl!!

:wub:

Darn210 Enthusiast
YAY! Bevel's headin' south .. . . .. :):)B)

Boy, you need this, girl!!

:wub:

We're ALL going to need it after two more days of this.

jerseyangel Proficient
Bev is Mexico bound!!!!!!!!!! Woot Woot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes Patti, please do make the muffins and comment every step of the way :lol: A little jealous here, on a strict Edna, harrrumph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bevvie--Wow on the loot, and exciting about the proposed trip. You need to be someplace warm :D

Ok, the muphins.....I got everything mixed up, folded in the chocolate chips oh-so-carephully.....and only THEN realized I only had 2 little muphin liners left. <stupidphace>

So, I threw it in a loaf pan--I'm thinking 45 minutes to start and then just keep checking till it looks done. Suggestions? Sound good?

curlyfries Contributor

OK.........here's who has met their quota for today...

Teresa...54

Janet.....62

Patti......63

Jess......64

Em.......69

Lisa......91

Has anyone strayed outside of Psillyville? <_<

I must confess.....I might have made one post out there before all this started :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
Lisa......91

Holy Toledo, Lisa!!!!!! :lol: You could take tomorrow off and still be ok.

I did stray a little :ph34r: I do have me own thread out there I need to keep up wif B)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
grounded with no tv,

:o:o:o

Oh-ma-GAHhhhh!!!!! I think (being British) I may be immune to this cruel punishment due to the 'Human Rights Act' ;)

flourgirl Apprentice

Muffins in a loaf pan....'tis ALL good! :D

flourgirl Apprentice

oh Bevvie......could you fit some of us in a suitcase? If we promise not to giggle too much or make too much noise?

Jestgar Rising Star

gah. went to the noon conference for lunch.

Clearly "etiquette" is not in the 'must take' list for MDs

elye Community Regular
I did stray a little :ph34r: I do have me own thread out there I need to keep up wif B)

I have been phaithphul to our cause throughout this long, important day...have not strayed. ... .... . . do not have my own threads of any sort. . . . . . no moderator duties . . .. ...

Leeeesa's at 91 posts!! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Mr. Obama's plane has just landed at the Philadelphia airport. Wonder how this is going to affect the other planes landing? Gawd....

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Think I'll join you . . . it is the middle of the afternoon . . . where's Nik wif our scones??

Don't think I've got the necessary ingredients, have got ..

...an eight kilogram bag of kitty litter. . . . . ..

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