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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Darn210 Enthusiast

Today's Top 20 Posters . . . :lol::lol::lol: . . . we've got 3 psillies over 100 and 2 in the 90's.


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Darn210 Enthusiast
And so what is inappropriate about that? I have kissed lots of girls. :lol:

:lol::lol: Soooooo . . . per the song, I have to ask . . . did your boyfriend mind??

elye Community Regular
You gotta be kidding! In one day?

I know.....what a bunch o' wackls we is. . .. . . . . . :lol:

And so what is inappropriate about that? I have kissed lots of girls.

Okay, POeter....no more pictures, okay? :lol:

curlyfries Contributor

I MADE IT!!!!!!.....All caught up!

.........so .........what do ya want to talk about? :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
I MADE IT!!!!!!.....All caught up!

.........so .........what do ya want to talk about? :D

Doesn't take nearly as long . . . does it . . . when all the post are only one line each . . . :lol::lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
:lol::lol: Soooooo . . . per the song, I have to ask . . . did your boyfriend mind??

Gah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So we are way ahead of schedule, at this rate we will reach the next royal flipover and a new Queen /King will be crowned before Sooze even gets back :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

I'm afraid I'm going to have to call it a daynight. I'll be catchin' up wi you in the a.m. and probably posting lots more gibberish!


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Lisa Mentor
And NOW it says 124

clearly making it's own decisions. Is Scott's server named Hal?

Hal :lol::lol::lol:

(now back to reading four pages)

Green12 Enthusiast

YAY Lisa is all caught up!!! Calls for a drink don't you think?? Oh yeah, you and I don't drink :lol:

A high five then!

jerseyangel Proficient

Rest up, Theresa! There's more work to be done here :D

Green12 Enthusiast

Hi Lisa B!

curlyfries Contributor
YAY Lisa is all caught up!!! Calls for a drink don't you think?? Oh yeah, you and I don't drink :lol:

A high five then!

:D

psawyer Proficient
Trailer for sale or rent

Rooms to let, 50 cents

No phone, no pool no pets

I ain't got no cigarettes

King of the Road!

Green12 Enthusiast

G'night Theresa, good work here today :D

jerseyangel Proficient
King of the Road!

It's got me snapin' me phingers. Mefinks this will be the song running threw me head tonight :huh:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Nighty-Night TaReeSuh.

Darn210 Enthusiast
It's got me snapin' me phingers. Mefinks this will be the song running threw me head tonight :huh:

Have you guys noticed????

elye Community Regular
It's got me snapin' me phingers. Mefinks this will be the song running threw me head tonight :huh:

As long as it's anything but one o' these ditties (worth another look):

Darn210 Enthusiast
Have you guys noticed????

Ahem...(clears throat)

Me-me-me-meeeeeee...

My bologna has a first name it's O-S-C-A-R, my bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R. Oh! I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll say.'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!

I had to get that out of my system. I made my daughter a bologna sandwich this morning and that accursed jingle has been haunting me since! <_<

We've been having such fun on the gfp thread lately, and made such a crazy mess of it, that I thought it was time to move the silliness to it's own silly home. So come on in and join the silliness. Any topic is fair game. Laughter is the best medicine!

Does anybody else have a particularly annoying jingle stuck in their head? (Who let the dogs out?)

Holy Smores!!!! We're Back ON Topic!!!!!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Have you guys noticed????

3000!!!! I just popped on to say goodnight, I can't believe you guys made fifty pages. I'll post the chowder recipe tomorrow, in lots of posts I promise, I'm just real tired. Sorry I haven't been much help. Nighty-night!

elye Community Regular

Nightee nite, Tareeeeesuh......great work today!

I'm heading off soon meselph. Got lotsa songs ricocheting about in mah head. . . . .. . :rolleyes:

curlyfries Contributor

Skootch on over dear

so I can nibble your ear ♪♫

elye Community Regular

Nightee nite to you, too, Bunnee!

Darn210 Enthusiast
As long as it's anything but one o' these ditties (worth another look):

That's just plain PAINFUL!!!! That's what that is.

psawyer Proficient
:lol: ........But who is that in a bikini behind his head? :huh:

Her name is Henrietta, and she is a rubber chicken. For sale in three sizes, small, large, and humongous. The humongous size is a limited edition, and we have just the one. She is really just a display item, but for $79.99 she can be yours. Open Original Shared Link :rolleyes:

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