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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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psawyer Proficient
I'll be in bed soon......now, I have NO doubt that there will be a new monarch :lol: by the time I check in tomorrow morning, so I gotta say this: Absolutely EVERYBODY has to stay away from the end of page 1799, with the exception of Patti. Girl, you just HAVE to be queen this time around....if you're not, I think I'll throw myself into the canal. . . . .....

:lol:

Isn't the canal frozen over this time of year? Won't you just bruise your @$$ landing on the ice?


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Darn210 Enthusiast
I'll be in bed soon......now, I have NO doubt that there will be a new monarch :lol: by the time I check in tomorrow morning, so I gotta say this: Absolutely EVERYBODY has to stay away from the end of page 1799, with the exception of Patti. Girl, you just HAVE to be queen this time around....if you're not, I think I'll throw myself into the canal. . . . .....

:lol:

I was thinking the same thing . . . It is sooooooooooo Patti's turn!!! . . . and if Patti isn't queen this time around, I think I'll throw Emily into the canal.

curlyfries Contributor

........bread.....

....always works!

Jestgar Rising Star
I was thinking the same thing . . . It is sooooooooooo Patti's turn!!! . . . and if Patti isn't queen this time around, I think I'll throw Emily into the canal.

I'm up for that

elye Community Regular
Isn't the canal frozen over this time of year? Won't you just bruise your @$ landing on the ice?

Yeah, true.. . .. . okay, onto the canal.. ......

Into the Ottawa River. . .. . . . . . .

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Isn't the canal frozen over this time of year? Won't you just bruise your @$$ landing on the ice?

Ahhhhh Peter . . . you know how much she enjoys describing the bruises on her @ss . . . :lol:

psawyer Proficient
Isn't the canal frozen over this time of year? Won't you just bruise your @$$ landing on the ice?

Wait a minute here. If that does happen, we will definitely have to see pictures to decide whose image appears in the bruise. Michael Jackson? Jesus? George W. Bush? :o


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curlyfries Contributor

Wow! :o ...The wind is really blowing outside.

Can you hear it, Janet?

Green12 Enthusiast
Y'know, Soooozie will probably get on here tomorrow afternoon, and we will be at page 1805, er sumphin.......and she'll think, "Oh, I thought I was crowned at 1700 pages, not 1800......oh, well. This is good - - only five pages to catch up on"......

:lol:

That's exactly what I was thinking earlier today....I think I got Bev'd :lol::lol:

Hi Jess!!!!

Night Em! ....well good effort on the Sens part. they really came back there in the end after some crappy play, but gosh darn it Janet it just didn't fall their way :(

curlyfries Contributor

Looks like we're slowin down quite a bit.

It's been nice having company this late :D

curlyfries Contributor

.....cheese...

tom Contributor
Ottawa lost in a shootout . . . .....

:(

And one of my idiot Wildcats, w/ a mere one POINT two seconds left in a tie game, made a STOOOOOOOOOPID foul near halfcourt.

USC guy made 1 of 2.

We lose by one. :(

Darn210 Enthusiast
Wow! :o ...The wind is really blowing outside.

Can you hear it, Janet?

Noooooooo . . . guess it hasn't blowed over her, yet.

Darn210 Enthusiast
.....cheese...

Somebody takin' yer picture or sumptin, Lisa??

curlyfries Contributor
Somebody takin' yer picture or sumptin, Lisa??

:lol::lol::lol: ....fish....

..........yikes!....look at that one in the mirror.......not a pretty picture!

jerseyangel Proficient

:wub: Youse guys..

I only wanna win fair and square. I always liked the serendipity of the whole thing :D

Em--do not, under any circumstances jump into the river!!! :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Y'know, Soooozie will probably get on here tomorrow afternoon, and we will be at page 1805, er sumphin.......and she'll think, "Oh, I thought I was crowned at 1700 pages, not 1800......oh, well. This is good - - only five pages to catch up on"......

:lol:

That's exactly what I was thinking earlier today....I think I got Bev'd :lol::lol:

I heard ya Jewellee . . . I couldn't tell you if I commented or not . . . brain is a bit confuzzled.

Howevah . . . When she hits that "read the first unread post" triangle and sees she's got over a hundred pages to catch up on . . . I'm pretty sure she'll figure it out . . . :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
:wub: Youse guys..

I only wanna win fair and square. I always liked the serendipity of the whole thing :D

Em--do not, under any circumstances jump into the river!!! :lol:

Patti, you simply MUST be queen!! :wub:

curlyfries Contributor
Howevah . . . When she hits that "read the first unread post" triangle and sees she's got over a hundred pages to catch up on . . . I'm pretty sure she'll figure it out . . . :lol:

There's a triangle??? :huh:

Green12 Enthusiast
Howevah . . . When she hits that "read the first unread post" triangle and sees she's got over a hundred pages to catch up on . . . I'm pretty sure she'll figure it out . . . :lol:

Well see now, I never do that....don't even know how.

So y'all couldn't pull this over on me cuz I never pay attention to what page we are on, I just jump in

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
.....cheese...

Did you know you said cheese twice??? How much cheese did you buy??

Jestgar Rising Star
Did you know you said cheese twice??? How much cheese did you buy??

oh shoot. Did I miss the chicken meringue pie recipe?

Darn210 Enthusiast
There's a triangle??? :huh:

Well see now, I never do that....don't even know how.

So y'all couldn't pull this over on me cuz I never pay attention to what page we are on, I just jump in

:lol:

GAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Abort!! Abort!!! This will never work!!!!

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
There's a triangle??? :huh:

I think there are a couple of triangles :lol:

For instance, the triangle where posts get lost......or summat like that, so I have heard being mentioned

curlyfries Contributor
Did you know you said cheese twice??? How much cheese did you buy??

That was just a test to see if you were awake............yeah.......that's right ;)

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